How's the Taste?
Winter in the North is eternal.
The cold snaps are savage, the snowstorms strike without warning, and no record exists of the frozen ground having ever thawed, not since the dawn of history. On days when the harsh weather whipped up a vicious north wind, outdoor activity became outright impossible. And once night fell, the already-low temperatures plunged even further.
Pile on layer after layer of thick coats, stoke the stove as furiously as you liked, the air indoors stayed cold, and whenever a draft slithered through the gaps in the door, even a heavy blanket couldn't keep the ache out of your toes.
That was why daily life for the people of the North was nothing short of a constant battle for survival.
And yet they never left. The reason was singular: to guard the Wall.
The Grand Ducal House, which kept watch against the incursions of demonic beasts at the very front line, commanded the respect of every northerner, and the fervor of those who wished to stand beside them could not be conquered even by the cold.
Pride. That was the engine that drove northern lives.
In the meantime, the brutal climate had inevitably shaped the North's culinary culture to match. The food on the table was, on the whole, rough and unadorned—ingredients were simply too hard to come by. Fish and meat, eaten raw or roasted, that was the extent of it. There were no such things as recipes. Eating was less about pleasure and more about shoveling fuel into your body to survive another day.
One would never guess it from her appearance, but Ekaterina, too, had grown up on that kind of food.
So it was hardly surprising that the 'dumpling' in her hand looked special to her.
Granted, she was the daughter of a great house, and during her time at the Academy she had tasted her share of fine dishes. What startled her was, first, the dumpling's remarkably plain appearance—and—
'It's hot.'
—the steam curling off it in thick ribbons, as though it had been pulled straight from the stove that very moment. How many times in her life had she eaten food that looked this hot? Up in the North, even freshly heated meals went cold the moment you turned your back.
'Shall I try it?'
Following the shopkeeper's advice—bite straight into the dumpling, and savor the broth inside—Ekaterina cautiously took a bite.
And then.
'!'
Her eyes flew wide open, wider than they had ever been. Anyone who knew her usual temperament would have recoiled in shock at such a violent reaction.
'What is this chewy texture?'
Ceria, beside her, was working through what she called a steamed bun and sighing over how fluffy it was, but the dumpling was an entirely different animal. The thin skin wrapping the filling was springy, yet gave way more softly than expected—and the instant it did, the juices trapped inside burst out with a pop. So that was the broth the shopkeeper had mentioned.
'...It's delicious.'
The seasoning was spot-on. Not a trace of gaminess from the meat, none of the raw sharpness of vegetables. She chewed, and this time worked her teeth through the filling itself: stir-fried meat and vegetables, minced fine and folded together—nutty, faintly sweet, gently salted. None of the flavors were strong, and yet somehow she wanted to keep eating.
'It's addictive.'
She swallowed one bite and, quite naturally, took another. As the warm dumpling slid down her throat, she felt a soft heat spreading all the way to her core. Born with a body that ran markedly colder than other people's, she knew that sensation could not possibly be her imagination.
Ekaterina found the feeling thoroughly pleasant. Live in the North long enough, and you come to understand exactly how precious warmth is.
'...It's remarkable.'
She stopped eating and studied the dumpling's shape with keen interest.
'Such a simple thing, really.'
Meat and vegetables wrapped in a round shell of flour dough—that was all it was. So how could it possibly taste this good? More than anything, it was perfect for cold weather. Ekaterina found herself recalling the cozy warmth of eating fresh-baked bread or hot soup beside the stove on days when the blizzard raged outside. Those happy moments had been so rare she'd nearly forgotten them.
And yet, astonishingly, this plain-looking little food was giving her a similar experience right now.
'It's as if it was made for northerners.'
If she introduced this to the people of her territory, they'd embrace it so enthusiastically they'd likely move to make it their staple food on the spot. She could stake her identity as the Grand Duke's daughter of the North on that certainty.
"How's the taste?"
The shopkeeper asked her, practically vibrating with expectation. Ekaterina, deeply impressed, answered with all sincerity:
"...It's edible."
By her own standards, that was the highest possible praise. Unfortunately, the girl raised in the merciless North was not exactly equipped to convey her emotions in words.
Disappointment was plain on the shopkeeper's face—but the oblivious Ekaterina simply took another bite of her dumpling.
'"Edible"...?'
I barely managed to haul my deflated shoulders back up. One look at her and you could tell she was the blunt type, so I hadn't expected anything dramatic—but her response was drier than I'd bargained for, and I couldn't help sulking a little. I couldn't tell from her face whether she was surprised because it was delicious or surprised because it was awful. Honestly.
I switched targets to Pinky, who was busy munching away at her steamed bun.
"How's the bun? Is it good?"
"Yes...!"
There we go. I nodded with a contented smile. Definitely the better reactor of the two.
"It's so fluffy and sweet. What's inside it?"
"That's red bean paste—beans that've been boiled, mashed, and mixed with sugar."
"Red... beans?"
"Yep. A kind of bean—small ones, with a reddish color."
Like baked beans? Pinky murmured under her breath.
'Well, sort of...?' I thought. Except unlike soggy baked beans, red bean paste was light and crumbly, which would make it taste far sweeter.
Just then:
"Ah, Ekaterina, would you like to try a bite...?"
Perhaps because she'd felt the white-haired girl staring at her as she ate, Pinky asked hesitantly.
'So her name's Ekaterina.' Though judging by her face, I wouldn't have thought she'd eat something someone else had been holding. But to my genuine surprise, she picked up the piece of bun Pinky offered her as if it were nothing.
"Well?"
"Sweet."
That was the entirety of her reaction.
'Haa. Another miss, huh?'
A sigh escaped me before I could stop it, but I forced a smile and carried on.
"Dumplings and steamed buns have to be eaten while they're hot. Once they cool, they go stiff and lose their flavor."
"I see. Ah—do you have any other recommendations, by chance?"
Oh, I had recommendations to spare.
"Last time it looked like the gimbap agreed with you—seaweed rice rolls. Want to try this one?"
This time I introduced her to a triangular rice roll. She'd enjoyed the gimbap, so surely this would suit her too.
"Ah, I see. Then next time I come, I'll try that as well."
"Ah—you're not eating it now?"
"I, um... I'm full right now...!"
Full? No way a single steamed bun filled her up, girl or not. She was at the age where she should be eating like a horse, if anything.
'And here I got my hopes up.'
Still, at least I'd landed a regular. That was a relief for now.
"Goodbye!"
"Come again."
I was in the middle of waving them off when—
"Ah, hello, Professor...!"
"Oh, hello there."
The woman who came in, receiving the greetings of the girls who were just stepping out, appeared to be faculty, judging by the honorific.
"Welcome!"
"Yes, hello."
Smiling as she greeted me, she struck me as quite charming. Of course—most people here were of noble stock. Students and staff alike, everyone was strikingly good-looking.
"I heard the tuck shop had changed hands, so I thought I'd come see for myself."
"Ah, is that right."
"I'm Delilah. I teach alchemy here at the Academy."
Delilah looked young enough to be mistaken for a graduate student rather than a professor—her short, curly brown hair only made her seem more so. She was probably around my age. Clearly a considerable talent.
"I'm Dante. As you can see... I run the tuck shop."
"Pfft. Ah—sorry."
She burst into a small laugh, then immediately apologized.
"I don't get many chances to laugh these days, so I end up giggling at nothing."
"No offense taken. It was meant as a joke, after all."
"Ooh. You're exactly my kind of person, aren't you?"
What—what was this? Was that flirting? Another first since I'd come to this world, and I couldn't help feeling flustered. But I quickly remembered she was a professor and pulled myself together. If I fanned any strange misunderstanding, I risked accidentally driving off a customer I'd finally managed to attract.
"By the way, the inside of this place is fascinating."
Delilah remarked, glancing around.
"I did put some thought into it."
"I can tell. It's nothing like the Academy tuck shop I knew. The lighting's so bright, too... did you do the interior yourself?"
"I asked the facility manager. He's quite skilled, it turns out."
The facility manager I'd imagined would, at best, repair broken furniture or slap a coat of paint over peeling walls.
"Right? I hear he once served as the imperial Minister of Palace Maintenance."
...No wonder he'd been so remarkably handy with molding magic, shaping whatever I asked for without so much as blinking. I'd just had a former cabinet minister do the interior decorating for my convenience store.
'Is a perfectly ordinary human truly the rarest thing in this place?'
I was re-confirming the Academy's caliber and clicking my tongue when—
"You sell some very unusual goods, too. Do you make them all yourself?"
"Well... you could say that."
I fudged it. 'Is she so curious because she's an alchemy professor?' Her interest didn't particularly bother me, though. After days of nothing but flies buzzing around, an actual conversation was a welcome change—it kept me from being bored. If only I had a smartphone. Until now, I'd always felt like I was just idling the hours away.
"Wow."
Fortunately, Delilah did nothing but marvel, never questioning whether it was true. Well, of course—in a world where magic and sorcery were everyday conveniences, what could possibly be impossible?
Watching her fall silent and survey the display cases at her leisure, I asked:
"Is there anything you're looking for? It'd probably be faster if I found it for you."
"Ah, good thinking."
She nodded with a bright smile, then declared her request without a trace of hesitation:
"Alcohol, please."