Chapter 28. If I keep going like this, it's going to explode.
Chapter 28. If I keep going like this, it's going to explode.
Lim Seo-yoon slowly came to. It was a familiar ceiling. I mean, it wasn't her own room, but since she had woken up like this once before, she couldn't help but recognize it.
"Huh?"
Why am I here? Lim Seo-yoon blinked her innocent eyes a few times and sank into thought. She was trying to recall what had happened before this.
The reaction was bound to be quick.
"Mom!"
Lim Seo-yoon's upper body shot up like a hopping vampire. Her face turned deathly pale. It was because she vividly remembered what happened before she passed out. That they had been facing each other, hugging, and after reaching climax like crazy several times, she had finally blacked out.
That the sensation brought on by the light brush between her legs at the very end had been like lightning.
"Ughhhhh...."
Lim Seo-yoon grabbed her head and was dumbfounded. This wasn't a level that could just be brushed off as being embarrassed. The memories were clearer than she thought; the memory of gritting her teeth and trembling, going aggggggh, and the memory of shouting vulgar words like "pussy, pussy," were all vivid.
What do I do? What should I do?
Lim Seo-yoon racked her brain like crazy. But there was no way an answer would come out. This was Choi Yeon-ju and Seong Byeong-jin's mansion. Staying here quietly like a dead mouse was impossible. It was obvious it would lead to an even worse situation. Because when Choi Yeon-ju got off work, she would come here too.
"Ah."
Come to think of it, what time it was now was important. Choi Yeon-ju didn't have a set time for arriving, but the earliest she had come was around 6 o'clock. So that meant she had to leave at least before then.
The time the clock was pointing to was 4:30.
It was a time when Choi Yeon-ju might come home from work before long.
"Haa..."
Lim Seo-yoon held her throbbing head and sighed. It was because she felt she didn't have enough time to sort out her feelings here. Byeong-jin was surely waiting in the living room, having left her here. How was she supposed to leave?
Her attire was the same as when she passed out. The large wet stain spread across her crotch had now dried white, screaming, "I came this much!" Just looking at it made her face turn red enough to burst, but there was only one reason she thought it was actually fortunate.
Byeong-jin-ssi didn't strip me, at least.
So that must be why she was still wearing these ruined clothes.
After pulling herself together to some extent, Lim Seo-yoon got up from the bed. Looking at the spot where she had been lying, a round wet stain caused by the moisture stood out.
Suddenly, a suicidal urge began to wash over her.
The final finale was the pile of clothes placed in front of the door. On top of it, written in a handwriting that looked like bugs crawling around—likely written by Byeong-jin—it said:
[You can change into these. Teacher.]
"Should I just die...."
Lim Seo-yoon genuinely thought so.
ㅡ
It was while I was waiting for Lim Seo-yoon in the living room, wondering when she would wake up. Since I didn't know when Lim Seo-yoon would pop out, Choi Yeon-ju was temporarily hiding in the walk-in closet. Though it had been over two hours, so she was probably dying of frustration by now.
There were tons of things I wanted to ask about the suggestions Choi Yeon-ju had planted. But since I couldn't ask right away, I was frustrated too. Lim Seo-yoon had to wake up and come out for me to ask anything, but this training teacher had been hit so hard by my Vagina Slash that she couldn't even think about waking up.
Such a powerful technique, Vagina Slash.
I could even make this my finishing move.
It was when I was nodding, thinking that. The presence I had been waiting for so long was felt on the stairs. When I quickly raised my head and looked toward the stairs, there was Lim Seo-yoon, coming down with her face flushed, wearing my clothes while holding the clothes she had been wearing in her hand.
"Ah. Se..."
"Thank you~ See you next time!"
Hudadadadak. Beep-beep-beep.Bang!
What just happened?
I definitely intended to acknowledge her, but Lim Seo-yoon had already left the mansion. Looking outside through the living room window, I saw Lim Seo-yoon quickly getting into a taxi that was waiting at the entrance—when did she call it? The door closed, the taxi started moving, and soon it disappeared from sight.
It seemed she had probably called a taxi from the second-floor bedroom beforehand, then came down and ran away as soon as she arrived.
I gaped in disbelief. But I didn't think it was a total loss. Because, clearly, when she ran away just now, she said she would see me next time.
That means she's coming again, right?
Looking at Lim Seo-yoon's reaction, the atmosphere seemed to be that she was enjoying this situation quite a bit more than I thought.
"Did she leave?"
There was no way Choi Yeon-ju, who was waiting in the first-floor walk-in closet, wouldn't have noticed her leaving. She had shouted so loudly while running away. Choi Yeon-ju opened the door and came out, asking that even though it was obvious she knew.
Is it just for show or something?
"She just left. No, she ran away."
"Hmm. Well, if she's a virgin, that's appropriate. Furthermore, if she passed out after having her pussy scratched once with a finger, it's understandable that she'd be embarrassed."
"Like you're not a virgin."
"What did you say?"
"I didn't say anything. More than that, I have something I'm curious about, so sit down for a bit."
"Fine. I also have many things I need to inform you about."
Is her hearing better than other people's? To hear even my muttering. I can't even grumble quietly in front of this woman. Talking behind her back will only be possible when I go to work at the Association and she's not there.
Anyway, since the suggestion was over and I had many questions, I asked Choi Yeon-ju, who was sitting on the sofa.
"Why did you plant the suggestion like that?"
"Which suggestion are you referring to?"
"The part about feeling immorality and guilt."
"It's speed control."
"Speed control?"
"Because Lim Seo-yoon falls too quickly. Come to think of it, I keep getting the feeling that she would have come to get fucked on her own even if I hadn't bothered to hypnotize her."
"...Huh?"
"She's the type of woman who would spread her legs if you fed her some fluid and licked her breasts a bit. That bitch."
Isn't that too harsh...?
"She's still a teacher, though..."
"Are you, by any chance, under the teacher's hypnosis too? Stop talking nonsense and just lie down over there."
"Me? Why me?"
Terrified by the crude criticism directed at Lim Seo-yoon, I asked at Choi Yeon-ju's command to lie down. I don't know when she brought it, but Choi Yeon-ju was holding a syringe filled with a fucking ominous blue liquid in her right hand. I felt like I knew why she was holding it and what she was going to use it for without having to ask, but I had no choice but to ask anyway.
"You. Where did you get that?"
"What do you mean where did I get it? Do you think I bought this? I made it myself."
"What is that?"
"It's a drug that makes Goblin pre-cum come out of your cock. The drug's effect influences the prostate and synthesizes the same substance found in Goblin fluid. There are some side effects, but they're actually good, so you can rest assured and take it."
"...You didn't say anything about that. And what are the side effects?"
Getting an injection hadn't been discussed either, which was a big problem, but the words that came later were impossible to just let slide. The needle was also on a completely different level of size compared to the shots you get for vaccinations, so just looking at it made me feel like I'd develop a phobia of sharp objects.
Besides, I wouldn't even believe her if she said there were no side effects, but she's saying there are?
Is she testing how thoughtlessly I live my life?
"You don't need to worry. The side effect will actually be welcome to you."
"What is the side effect?"
"All your sperm will die."
"...What?"
This wasn't a story that could be taken lightly.
"Why do the sperm die?"
"They die because your prostate has been modified."
"No, I mean, why do they die?"
"Ah. Was that what you were asking? It's a bit complicated, so I don't know if you'll be able to understand."
"I trust you'll explain it more easily if I don't get it. Show me the power of Korea's top brain."
"...Alright, I understand."
At my request, Choi Yeon-ju sighed and then began to explain.
"The prostate produces pre-cum, but it also produces some semen."
"So?"
"When this injection is administered, not only does the composition of the pre-cum change, but the semen produced by the prostate also changes in composition. There's nothing that can be done about this, so you just have to sacrifice it."
"......So?"
"A woman's pussy is acidic. Have you ever licked a pussy?"
"How would I know that!"
This isn't teabagging, right?
"Hmm. You'll probably know if you lick it, but a woman's pussy is sour."
"Sour?"
"Yes. It is. It has a sour taste. Just like how food ingredients with a lot of acid, like vinegar, are sour."
"...Is this red pill?"
"Is this even on the level of a red pill? It's just how it is. If you learn this well, you won't be flustered when you lick a pussy for the first time. Do you understand? A woman's pussy is sour."
I became dejected.
"I thought it would taste a bit more like a dream...."
"...What does that mean? What kind of taste did you imagine? Sweet? Honey-like?"
"Like the taste of a chick."
"...What on earth is the taste of a chick?"
There is such a thing.
Don't act like a victim after shattering my fantasy.
Because my innocence has been destroyed right now.
As I lost my energy, Choi Yeon-ju looked at me like I was an idiot and soon began to continue the explanation that was uncomfortable for me to hear.
"Anyway, these things called sperm, when they enter a woman's acidic pussy, they die in droves just like the Japanese pirates who invaded Haengju Fortress."
"Don't call it an acidic pussy.... And the Japanese pirate joke makes my sperm sound like Japanese pirates."
"You really are annoying in every single way. The pussy is acidic, so if I don't call it an acidic pussy, what should I call it? If you have a word that can shorten it more than this, bring it on. And, aren't sperm going to conquer the egg anyway? The Japanese pirates also went to conquer Haengju Fortress. It's just that they all died."
"..."
Come to think of it, I can't think of a way to shorten the phrase "a woman's pussy is acidic" other than "acidic pussy." And I can't refute that Japanese pirate story with my intelligence.
It was a reasonable point.
I nodded and urged Choi Yeon-ju to continue the explanation. Choi Yeon-ju glared at me and continued.
"Anyway.... Whew... Anyway. That's why semen comes out to protect these sperm. Because semen is alkaline, so it neutralizes when it meets the acidic pussy. It plays a role in helping the sperm live a little longer. Didn't you learn this in sex education class?"
"School sex education is boring."
"I acknowledge that too. Anyway, but if this injection is administered, the prostate will no longer produce the usual alkaline semen, but will make neutral semen. It means the acidic pussy might soften a little, but it will be hard to neutralize."
"So the sperm all die on the way?"
"Almost all of them die. I estimate that probably about 98% of the sperm will die."
"2%? Isn't that high?"
"If you wear a condom correctly according to the guidelines, the pregnancy rate is 2%. If you wear it carelessly, it can go up to 18%. And among most ordinary people, there's almost no one who wears a condom properly."
"Is that so?"
Then the probability is much lower than I thought.
Besides, if there's at least a 2% chance, wouldn't that be okay? That means if I cum a hundred times, it results in pregnancy twice. Then that seems pretty decent, right?
"That's a better deal than gacha rates, right?"
"Gacha games are Satan created by humans, so I would appreciate it if you didn't talk about that."
"Yeah. I agree with that too."
Choi Yeon-ju must have been burned by gacha games too, seeing as she brought that up. I felt a sense of camaraderie starting to form.
"If you get this, your pre-cum and semen will drive women crazy. And since you'll become a seedless watermelon, you can happily creampie without worrying about pregnancy. The women you creampie will go crazy asking you to creampie them whenever they see you. How about it?"
"Inject me right now."
"Then you just need to stick your butt out toward me. Completely bare."
.....Huh?
"Wasn't it supposed to be injected into my cock?"
"What are you talking about? The prostate is under the bladder. And since this isn't a general injectable, it must be injected directly into the prostate."
"Are you injecting it into my balls?"
"No. This will go in through the anus and pierce the inside."
"...Are you crazy...?"
I was so shocked that I couldn't help but say this. She was talking about shoving a syringe into my anus, piercing through the intestines, and injecting it. Seeing my reaction, Choi Yeon-ju closed her eyes and sighed as if she had expected this. Then she pulled something out from behind her.
What is that?
"Huh? Agagagagagagak!"
Tadadadadadak!
"I prepared this knowing you'd be like this. When you wake up after a good sleep, you'll be the owner of seedless aphrodisiac semen, so you can thank me later."
I collapsed, convulsing all over my body.
In my fading vision, the last thing I saw was Choi Yeon-ju looking down at me while holding a stun gun, and then I lost consciousness.