Wipe My Ass and You're Set
Adult bastards always say life is like "newlyweds with a child." It's because good things in life always come with bad ones...
Right now, my situation was exactly that.
I got lucky and met Sohyun again after our separation, and now we're partners. A good thing had just happened, and then the bad thing came right after.
Tuk-tuk—
"Aaah—"
My tattered slippers, broken from last time's street chase, finally snapped right as I descended the stairs.
Kwajik!
"Ahhh! Fuck!!"
My body went crashing forward, but my hands shattered.
I somehow managed to call 119, got treated in the ER, and ignored the doctor's advice that I'd need to stay in the hospital for a few days.
I waited briefly in the lobby downstairs to pay the medical bill...
Ding.
I couldn't help but glance toward the sound of the elevator coming from nearby.
The door opened, and I locked eyes with Sohyun.
This was the first time I'd seen her outside the studio since we started our partnership.
At least part of me was happy.
It had been ages since I'd run into someone I knew outside.
Even if the "someone" was the young mommy who had once filmed me jerking off as blackmail material.
Still, seeing a familiar face felt good.
And besides, I needed to borrow a card from my wallet to pay for the treatment.
I was about to approach her to play it casual.
"Excuse me—"
But it wasn't her.
As soon as our eyes met, her expression froze solid.
Click-click-click-click—
Sohyun pressed the elevator buttons so hard that even someone standing a decent distance away could hear.
Before I could even say anything, the elevator doors closed.
Sohyun vanished from my sight.
Thinking about it, her reaction made sense.
But still...
Still... a tiny bit pissed.
...
...
I asked a nurse at the outpatient department for my card, paid the bill, and caught a taxi back to the studio. About fifteen hours had passed.
I was regretting with every fiber of my being that I had rejected the doctor's suggestion to stay hospitalized.
"Damn... I'm such a fucking idiot. A complete idiot."
An orphan with no family or friends, both hands shattered, coming home alone...
I had somehow eaten the painkillers by tearing the wrappers with my teeth and mouth, but beyond that, I couldn't even do the simplest daily tasks.
With both hands immobilized in thick casts, I couldn't even move a single finger properly.
I couldn't even hold a spoon.
Opening the fridge door and pouring a glass of water took an eternity.
Taking a shower?
No need to ask.
I couldn't even wash my face, let alone my hair.
The cold sweat and oil from yesterday's treatment had caked onto my face like dried mud.
All I could do was...
Lie in bed like a corpse and wait for time to pass.
But the real, terrifying crisis came from somewhere I never expected.
Guruulook—
A horrific stomach pain twisted my intestines like crazy.
More bluntly... I desperately needed to take a shit.
"Ah, fuck... No way..."
Cold sweat broke out on my forehead.
Even if sitting on the toilet and shitting in my pants would solve it, the problem was what came next.
With these swollen, cast-wrapped hands, how the hell was I supposed to wipe my ass?
Since I couldn't clean up the mess, I was stuck in an impossible situation.
I braced my sphincter with all my strength and stood trembling in front of the bathroom door.
I was cursing my past self for not installing a bidet already.
And then.
Tiring—
The door opened with a cheerful sound as the lock released.
Exactly on time, as usual, at 8:45 a.m., Sohyun came in for work.
The moment she stepped inside the studio, my limit finally snapped.
"Aaaaaah!"
I didn't even greet her and bolted to the bathroom, clutching my butt.
Right after.
I forgot to even close the door, yanked down my pants and underwear in one go, and dropped onto the toilet with a loud thud.
Kukwakwa! Puuuuk!
With a sound that shook the entire studio, the shit I'd been holding in burst out.
At the same time, an incredibly foul stench spread from the bathroom all the way into the room in an instant.
And together with that...
"Haaaarah..."
A dizzying sense of relief surged down my spine.
I was panting heavily when I suddenly turned my head.
The open bathroom doorway.
There stood Sohyun, who had just arrived for work, face twisted in pure horror and disgust.
Her beautiful face was contorted with shock, revulsion, and disbelief.
In front of a married woman who had come to suck my dick because of her husband's gambling debts...
It was insane. She saw me with my pants down, shitting.
The most embarrassing moment of my life struck my soul.
My face turned scarlet with shame, as if it might burst.
But right now, the last thing I cared about was my dignity.
I thrust my massive hands wrapped in casts toward Sohyun and shouted with desperate bravado.
"Sohyun! My hands are like this, so I can't wipe! But can you wipe my ass for me instead!"
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Even I knew I wasn't some crazy person.
But asking a woman to wipe my ass right in front of her, and even make her do it voluntarily...
Sohyun's sanity was shattering beyond repair.
She felt as if she'd been hit over the head with a giant hammer.
"Fuck..."
The disgusting stench of shit that usually only comes from the toilet, combined with a man with casts on both arms reaching out over the toilet seat...
Every sense was being overwhelmed at once.
It was the man's desperate voice that broke her shock.
"Sohyun! Hurry! I really can't use my hands!!"
"Huuu..."
Sohyun's body flinched involuntarily.
A physiological disgust surged up from the depths.
Even though she had to suck a man's dick for money, now she had to wipe the ass of a crazy guy?
"Ah, no... that's not it."
Sohyun's lips trembled violently from the rising nausea in her stomach.
She shook her head side to side violently and slowly backed away from the bathroom door.
It was an unimaginable task.
No matter how much she had come to earn money...
Wiping ass was something that would crush even basic human dignity.
The moment before Sohyun decided to turn away completely...
"Wait! Sohyun! I'm not asking you to do it for free!"
The man sitting on the toilet raised his voice with a vein popping in his neck.
"From today until my hands heal... if you keep wiping my ass and helping me, I'll pay you sixty thousand won per day! Double what I'm giving you now! I'll throw sixty thousand right now!"
"!!!"
Sohyun's footsteps stopped dead in her tracks, as if she had been tricked.
Sixty thousand won a day.
The moment she heard the number come out of his mouth, Sohyun's mind went blank.
Sixty thousand won a day... four days would be two hundred and forty thousand. If I just hold on for a week, over four hundred thousand... that was an enormous amount.
Sohyun's daughter's monthly treatment costs and sterile room care fees.
And the upcoming surgery costs right around the corner.
Those two feet were firmly held down by the pressure.
'Sixty thousand won a day...'
Sohyun's gaze drifted from the man's two hands wrapped in casts to the open bathroom.
It was incredibly disgusting and repulsive.
Wiping another man's ass... something that a sane person could never do.
But behind the instinct of disgust, a cold, realistic calculator started spinning madly in her head.
The debts her husband left behind and the hospital bills for her daughter.
Every single day, she was drowning in debt.
Just by wiping a man's ass and taking care of him, her daily pay doubled.
Dignity?
Before her daughter's life, it was just a luxury.
'Yeah. Just... think of it as being a nurse at the hospital. After all, I'm already taking care of my daughter every day.'
Sohyun repeated the justification to herself over and over.
This man wasn't some terrifying criminal.
He was just a pathetic stock loser whose hands were broken and who couldn't do anything by himself.
If I could earn my daughter's life by wiping her ass a few times with my eyes closed...
There was no reason I couldn't do it.
Soon, the violently shaking pupils in Sohyun's eyes gradually cooled and sank into cold indifference.
A moment later.
Sohyun let out a deep sigh from the bottom of her chest and nodded slightly while holding the doorframe.
"...Okay."
The man's face lit up as he was still sitting on the toilet...
Sohyun's heart ached with annoyance to the point where she wanted to slap that face if it weren't for the money.
"Haa..."
Sohyun forcibly suppressed the disgust rising inside her and slowly reached toward the tissue holder hanging on the wall.
Even though she had convinced herself it was for the value of her daughter's life...
The reality of having to put tissue in the man's asshole crack and wipe every corner was terrifying just to think about.
Just imagining the warm, moist sensation spreading to her fingertips sent goosebumps all over her skin.
Druuuk! Thud—
She tore off the tissue and reached for the folded one in her hand, closing her eyes tightly.
But at that exact moment, Sohyun's gaze landed on the shower head hanging on the wall right next to the toilet.
'Oh?'
Right now.
A thin line of light flashed through Sohyun's mind as if struck by lightning.
There was absolutely no need to hold tissue in her own hand and rub the man's dirty residue.
After all, when she took care of Su-a at the hospital, she had used a bidet or shower to handle the hygiene of patients who couldn't use their lower bodies properly.
The most efficient way to clean the man's ass perfectly and hygienically without contaminating her own hand.
The moment the idea of using the shower came to mind, the tragic disgust that had been lingering in Sohyun's expression instantly transformed into cool, rational calm.
Ssuuk! Thud—
Sohyun tossed the tissue in her hand into the trash can.
Before the man could even react in surprise, she snatched the shower head hanging on the wall and turned the faucet to lukewarm warm water.
Chwaaaak—
A powerful stream of water echoed through the bathroom.
The man sitting on the toilet widened his eyes and stared at Sohyun.
Facing that man, Sohyun commanded in the coldest, driest voice she had ever used.
"Stand up."
"Huh, what?"
"Lean on the wall and stick out your ass. I'll wash it with the shower."
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