You're Not Going to Cheat with Your Own Hand Anymore, Right?

With my stomach shrunk, I ended up handing my share of the tteokbokki over to Sujeong unnie.

She lit up with delight and vacuumed the pieces down like she was inhaling them.

I used to be able to put away that much without any trouble myself…

Given ‍‍‌‌⁠⁠‌‍‍‌⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠‌‌‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠that gourmet dining had once been my hobby, the fact that my stomach had shrunk left me more than a little disappointed.

“Is this why people watch mukbang…?”

“Unnie does eat so adorably.”

Euna, who had been working on the jokbal beside us, curved her lips into a soft smile.

I snuck a glance at her profile and lifted my chopsticks again, only to set them back down almost at once.

Already finished…

“Want some jokbal?”

“Yeah.”

The carnivore, the cool dry beauty Euna, pinched up a piece of jokbal and brought it to my lips. The moment I snapped it up, she immediately picked up a fresh scrap of meat and fed me again. After a few rounds of that, my belly turned heavy and bloated, so I finally leaned back against the sofa cushions and surrendered to rest.

“Hmm…? Come to think of it, Gaeul, didn’t you used to eat a ton?”

Unnie, who had been watching me and Euna nuzzle with an almost enlightened smile, tilted her head.

“Ah, um… Lately my stomach fills up weirdly fast.”

Maybe it was thanks to what Euna had told me earlier. Unnie’s reaction made my chest start fluttering in the strangest way.

“Well. When you’re dating, your stomach fills up weirdly fast for some reason.”

“Really?”

“It was like that for me. Hehe.”

“Why do you say that?”

“Just… I was thinking why the two of you didn’t start dating sooner, but seeing you get along so well makes me happy.”

“Thanks, Unnie.”

“But… um… I get that it’s the honeymoon phase since you’ve only been dating a few days, but…”

“Ah, um. Sorry about earlier today.”

At her words Euna seemed to recall the errand she’d sent her on during the day, but Unnie shook her head.

“Not that… Haa.”

At Unnie’s sigh, Euna whipped around to face me and frowned.

“What did you do this time, Senior?”

“…I didn’t do anything special?”

“Yeah, yeah. Flashing hickeys around to ward off guys is totally nothing special~”

At Unnie’s words Euna slapped my stomach with an open palm. I shrieked “Kyaaak—” under that vicious hand, flailed my arms and legs like a dying bug, then went completely limp.

“Ugh. Dating violence.”

“…Anyway, it’s embarrassing, so don’t do that kind of thing from now on.”

“No…! Do you know how many times I got hit on in there?”

“That’s always happening!”

“It was worse today, okay? How desperate do you think I had to be to pull that?”

“True, it was.”

Even before I met her at the shop. After we met and made plans. Even while we were sitting and chatting. They kept trying to get my number. I seriously started wondering whether some kind of pheromone was pouring off me. Halfway through I got too lazy to answer and just kept yanking my neckline down. Watching them spin around and flee the second they saw it was pretty funny.

…But was that because I was taken, or just because I looked like a total psycho and they ran for their lives?

Anyway, I successfully warded them off, so cheers~.

“…That much?”

“I told you. Maybe I should just write ‘Euna’s’ across my face.”

“Oh, couple tattoos would be nice. You two probably won’t break up anyway.”

Euna, who had been about to scold me ‍‍‌‌⁠⁠‌‍‍‌⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠‌‌‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠again, flushed scarlet and turned her head away at Unnie’s words.

Phew. My girlfriend is so cute.

I pulled that Euna straight into my arms and patted her head.

“Couple hell…!”

I kept planting ostentatious kisses on Euna’s forehead right ‍‍‌‌⁠⁠‌‍‍‌⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠‌‌‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠in front of her, who was clenching her fist like she meant to snap the wooden chopsticks in half. The arms she had slipped under my armpits to hug me grew tighter and tighter. She seemed embarrassed by the situation yet still wanted to show it off. Rather than teasing her, it felt like she purely wanted to display our relationship. She had known Euna far longer than I had and had fretted over her all that time. I understood the urge to put her mind at ease. Unnie seemed to read Euna’s intention as well; the disgusted look on her face gradually softened.

“Well, congratulations on dating again.”

“Thank you.”

“…Thank you.”

“Ah, want me to officiate when you get married later?”

“I’ll ask you once same-sex marriage is legalized.”

“Nah. Just go ahead and throw a bold wedding ceremony.”

Well. That was true too. A wedding ceremony and a marriage registration were different things.

Then Euna slipped out of my arms and grumbled.

“I… don’t want a wedding.”

“What…!”

The statement was so shocking my tongue locked up and no words came out. In place of me, who sat petrified and speechless, Unnie asked Euna,

“Uh… why?”

“…Senior has lots of friends, but… I don’t.”

Euna lowered her head, dodging our gazes. The last words had dwindled until they were barely audible. Her ears burned red, as if she were mortified at having said it.

“Euna!”

She shouted and vaulted over the table like a flying squirrel, diving onto the sofa where we sat in a single bound. The enormous impact made both Euna and me go “Keuk—” and expel every scrap of air from our lungs. Ignoring our state completely, she roughly crushed us in her arms.

“I’m here! Your friend is right here!”

“…Me too! I’m a friend too!”

I’m her girlfriend, but I’m still a friend!

Not to be outdone, I wrapped my legs around Euna’s body and hugged her tight.

“Can’t… breathe, both of you get off…”

Euna tapped at us with both hands in a voice that was locking up as if about to cut off, but instead of releasing her we only hugged harder. We nurtured our friendship like that right up until she nearly blacked out.

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“Then sleep well~”

“Yeah~ See you in the morning.”

After exchanging good-nights, Unnie went straight into the gaming room. Fortunately the gaming room was still in perfect shape; it hadn’t been used since we’d cleaned it a few days earlier.

We entered the bedroom, took a light shower, and jumped straight into bed.

“Ugh… It still smells sweet.”

“Well… We washed the sheets during the day, but for the mattress we just sun-dried it…. Should we just buy a new one?”

Without affirming or denying, I crawled right into Euna’s arms. I buried my face in her warm, soft breasts and nuzzled lightly.

“That tickles, Senior….”

Euna chuckled softly and pulled the blanket over my body. With the bed lights completely off, we clung tightly together and finished our good-night kiss.

I was about to drift off like that… when something blunt kept poking me below my belly. At the sensation of a dick prodding my small navel, I cracked my eyes half-open and poked Euna’s navel right back. She averted her gaze as if embarrassed.

“Sorry, Senior….”

“Sigh. I’m the one who’s horny, so I should be the one holding back. But if I’d known it’d be like this, maybe I should’ve let you cum once in the shower earlier?”

“…Actually, while you were working your part-time job, I did it once by myself.”

What. Euna took one shot with another woman (Euna’s hand)? Even if it was Euna’s own hand, this still counted as cheating.

I yanked down Euna’s pajama pants and gripped the swollen lump of flesh with both hands.

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“But… when I came alone, it felt somehow unpleasant. Like the orgasm got cut off halfway…. Still, Unnie was here, and we’d been doing it for days straight, so I tried to hold back… but it’s not easy.”

“That’s why who told you to cheat with your own hand? Euna, from now on masturbation is forbidden! I’m going to make your body so that you can’t be satisfied unless it’s me!”

I formed a ring with my right hand and slowly squeezed and released just beneath the glans. With my left I pulled the pants all the way down and carefully kneaded Euna’s dangling balls. Unlike usual, she didn’t pick a single fight and simply surrendered her body to my touch.

“Unnie’s in the next room….”

“She looked exhausted, so she probably fell asleep right away. And the gaming room has good soundproofing, so it’ll be fine.”

“Haa…♡”

Euna slowly exhaled and turned her body so it would be easier to receive a handjob. I sat up cross-legged and put more vigor into my hands.

“Beh…”

I lowered my head and dripped the saliva I’d gathered in my mouth onto Euna’s dick. The instant the spit touched it, her cock twitched hard. Since a simple ring grip was no longer enough, I wrapped my whole hand around her shaft.

—Tsueup… tsueup… tsueup…♡

My dry hand grew stickier and stickier with my spit and Euna’s precum. Her dick was too much for one hand alone, so I even brought in the hand that had been fondling her balls. My left gripped the root; my right gripped just beneath the glans, both moving slowly.

“Haaa…♡”

Euna’s waist slowly arched outward and lifted. As her hips rocked she rubbed her cock against my hand-pussy of her own accord. I relaxed my grip so her dick could move more easily.

“How is it? Does your girlfriend’s hand-pussy taste good?”

“Yeah…♡”

Covering her face with one arm, Euna exhaled heated breaths as she worked her hips. The way she moved, lightly scraping the upper part, was that familiar motion—the same one she used when she was probing my weak spots.

“Naughty dick… Cheating and leaving your girlfriend behind….”

—Tsu…geok♡ tsu…geok♡ tsu…geok♡

When she lowered her hips I lightly tightened my hand as if a pussy were clenching. The skin at the root pulled taut; the shaft skin gathered and wrapped the glans like foreskin. Gripping that newly formed sheath, I gently rotated my wrist and caressed the head.