Magic Is Broken AF...
When my close female friend called me out for drinks after so long, I rushed over without a second thought.
“Here, Senior. This is some premium liquor you could never even dream of buying on your part-time wages.”
“Yes, ma’am. I’ll enjoy it thoroughly, Noona.”
“That’s right.”
She was younger than me, but I didn’t hesitate to bow my head. After all, this was high-end booze worth over two million won. The luminous color, the aroma, the taste—everything about it was pure ecstasy. I soaked my stomach in whiskey and paired it with ham and cheese.
“But why the sudden drinks?”
“Oh, just something I need to ask of you, Senior.”
“Say the word. For you, I’d even offer up my backside.”
“…Heh.”
Euna leaned back against the sofa and looked down at me with a haughty smile. We always traded shameless sex jokes without holding back, but something about her expression felt off. She wasn’t calling me dirty or anything—just smiling in this weird way that made me wonder if she was actually after something.
Yeah, right. As if…
Here I was in a girl’s solo apartment, freeloading on expensive liquor, yet there wasn’t a single hint of that steamy atmosphere. The only thing heating up was the glass in my hand. That was just the kind of relationship we had.
“Come on, chug it—chug. Drink more.”
“What’s gotten into you? Getting me drunk for what?”
I tried to pin down my already-blurring focus and covered myself with both arms. Euna just grinned at the sight with a sly smile. Hmm… maybe it was the same as always.
“Ah… I’m getting pretty wasted. Should we stop?”
“What are you talking about? We haven’t even finished half. We’ve got to empty at least one bottle first.”
“If I finish that whole bottle, I’m dead.”
“That’s why I’m pouring it.”
“Kyaaah—pervert!”
“Senior, that’s gross. Just take the drink.”
“Yes, Noona.”
I wanted to tell her to cut it out already, but Euna was the one buying. I was basically a slave who had no choice but to drink whatever she ordered.
But being a slave whose master feeds him premium whiskey? Might not be so bad.
And she was this gorgeous on top of it. Plenty of people would probably volunteer to be her slave. I was just one of them…
I clung desperately to the last fraying thread of my fading consciousness and leaned back against the sofa. Across from me, Euna draped one arm over the back of the couch and tipped her glass. Mmm. One beauty like her was already eye candy enough—having three of her was pure visual bliss. Center Euna, right Euna, left Euna. Which one was I supposed to serve as my master?
“Why are you staring like that? Falling for me?”
“Yeah.”
“Sorry, Senior. If you were a girl, I’d date you in a heartbeat, but…”
“It’s fine, Master.”
“…Are you drunk?”
“Fucking wasted. You’re looking like three people right now.”
“Good.”
“So. What did you want to ask?”
“Lend me your dick.”
“Huh?”
I stared back at her sudden request with a completely blank face.
“I said, lend me your dick.”
“Mine? To who?”
“To me.”
Anyone watching might’ve thought it was just some alpha female’s flirty joke. But that was absolutely not the case. Because this girl… was a lesbian.
“Hmm… What’s the rental fee?”
“Well… I could give you money if you want, but first it’ll be in kind? Physical goods?”
“What the hell does that even mean. Did you get a girlfriend? Need it for some new play with her?”
“Whatever. Are you lending it or not?”
One look and it was obvious she was drunk too. Her face was flushed red, her breathing oddly rough. The way her pupils kept trembling sealed it. Of course she was—she’d been knocking back that high-proof stuff like water. As a slave dreaming of being the perfect househusband, I had to play along with my master’s drunken antics.
“Fine, whatever.”
“Really? For real?”
“Yeah. When do you need it?”
“Right now.”
“Huh?”
I got shoved into the shower almost before I knew what was happening. Euna said she’d wash in her own bathroom and just grabbed a single robe. What the hell was this. Was I about to sleep with Euna tonight? Had that actually been flirting? Or was her girlfriend waiting in her room or something…?
I spun my alcohol-soaked, barely-functioning brain as hard as I could, but no decent answer came. For now I just decided to finish showering first and turned on the water. Warm streams slowly soaked my whole body, gently chasing out the liquor that had filled me up. The fatigue eased little by little. Even my strangely heavy body felt a bit lighter.
Just in case, I scrubbed every single corner clean. By the time I finished and was about to step out, I finally noticed the change that had happened to my body.
“Oh fuck, my hair.”
Something tickled my shoulders. I looked down and saw long hair hanging there. Looking further down, I found a pair of large, soft-looking breasts big enough to hide my feet.
I wiped the steam off the mirror with a towel and saw a woman with a round, cute face staring back.
“What the fuck is this.”
Only then did Euna’s earlier words come flooding back. I shoved the uselessly huge breasts aside and looked down at my lower half. I was so panicked I didn’t even think to check in the mirror.
“My dick’s gone…!”
A chill shot straight down my spine. It felt like every drop of blood in my body had evaporated. I had no idea how she’d TS’d me, but from what she’d said earlier, my dick had to be with Euna now. And since I’d become a woman, maybe Euna had become a man.
“My hymen’s in danger…!”
While I stood there trembling in fear, Euna’s voice came from outside.
“Senior. Still washing?”
“…!”
A small mercy—Euna’s voice was the same slightly high, boyish-charm mix I’d always known. So she hadn’t become a man? Then where the hell did my dick go?
But something more important hit me. The me in the mirror was a beauty who wouldn’t lose to Euna at all. And Euna was a homosexual.
My hymen’s in danger…!
Whether Euna had turned into a guy or not, the crisis for my chastity remained the same. While I stood frozen inside the shower, unable to move either way, Euna steadily closed the distance. Her silhouette grew sharp against the light. And from her side, she could probably see me too. I tensed up completely, breathing hard.
“Hehe. Surprised, right?”
“…….”
“Sorry. But if you think about it, isn’t this a massive win for you, Senior?”
“What the hell is…!”
“Whoa. That voice. Super cute.”
“…Yeah.”
I hadn’t really noticed earlier, but after she pointed it out, it really was cute. Cute enough to make me freeze and get flustered even in this chaotic mess. Completely the opposite of Euna’s voice. A slightly low tone, yet it still carried this girlish charm.
I turned my head just a little from facing forward and looked in the mirror again. My hair, which had been close to brown, had lightened a bit and even carried a pinkish tint. Those idiotically large breasts held a neat shape with zero sag. My waist was so slim it was almost thin, yet a huge ass that didn’t match it at all stuck out to the sides. The longer I stared at the mirror, the more I felt myself getting enchanted by… myself(?).
“Right? Total win, yeah?”
At some point Euna had opened the shower stall door and stepped in, smiling softly. The moment I registered her presence, I carefully covered my chest and lower half with both arms. Something about the sensation felt incredibly strange. The smooth, elastic feel of my breasts against my skin was gradually turning me on.
“You always said you wanted to become a TS beautiful girl and reverse your life, Senior.”
“Th-that’s true, but…”
That was just something I’d said because I knew it would never happen. But now that I’d actually been TS’d… I didn’t know what to say. There was no sense of reality. If I had to choose between liking it or hating it—I liked it. Overwhelmingly. But it still didn’t feel real. How the hell had I become a woman?
“I told you earlier I was borrowing your dick.”
“Yeah, so how the hell did you do that?!”
“Hmm… You might not believe me, but… magic?”
“Magic? So we’re living in some modern fantasy or urban fantasy world?”
“No, nothing like that… I don’t know if you’ll believe this either. I helped some old lady and she let me do this. Only works on one person, though.”
“And you expect me to believe that?”
“Don’t you kind of have to?”
…Fair enough. It was the kind of absurd story you’d only see in classic web novels, but since I’d actually become a woman, I couldn’t just deny it outright.
“If you don’t like it, I can give it back. I said I was borrowing it.”
“Ah…”
I answered a little blankly at Euna’s words. The idea of going back didn’t feel as purely happy as I expected. Maybe because there was nothing to gain by returning. My original face hadn’t been bad, but it couldn’t even compare to now. The greed of not wanting to throw away this beautiful body kept rising.
“Oh right. Then what about stuff like my resident registration number?”
“That’s my Senior for you. Adapting fast, huh?”
“…Shut up.”
“Apparently everything changes for everyone except us, the parties to the contract? Like you were always a girl.”
“Magic is broken AF…”
I blankly praised the greatness of magic. Then I suddenly realized I’d forgotten the most important fact.
“Then where did my dick go? You said you were borrowing it.”
“You just said the answer yourself. Borrowing it.”
“What? But you’re not a gu—”
Before I could finish, Euna slowly undid her shower robe. Her beautiful naked body glistened with moisture, and a single pillar—both monstrous and pretty—stood rigidly erect.
“Magic is broken AF…”
I marveled once more at the greatness of magic, and for a moment completely forgot that my hymen was in danger.