Chapter 85

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Translator: penny

Chapter: 85

Chapter Title: Stealing a Comrade's Man (2) ♡

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Recently, Minerva had been receiving one man's attention.

She'd actually gotten a rough sense of Yi Hyun's intentions.

'Interested in me? What a sinful woman I am.'

She wasn't in a bad mood about it.

If anything, it felt pretty good.

Proud that she measured up like this...

'Back when we traveled with the party, all the confessions went to the Hero, but yeah, I'm pretty cute too, right?'

...Truth be told, it stemmed from an inferiority complex.

It was the resentment built up from watching the Hero get hit on once or twice every village they visited.

A reason she'd die before admitting.

'I'd kinda like to go for it, but getting dragged into that mess? Hard pass.'

Anyway, she decided to keep her distance from Yi Hyun.

Already, three women were convinced they were in a relationship with him.

His rapport with Vice Knight Order Captain Hilde was suspiciously close too.

And there was that terrifying Empress, Luna—clearly something going on there.

Rationally speaking, she had every reason to steer clear.

'Just keep it to male friend territory... Hm?'

"Lumi...?"

But then Lumi showed up at her door that night.

The moment Minerva saw her, she knew on instinct.

Untangling herself from this was gonna be impossible.

And it was.

"So, you want to satisfy Hyun even more? Craving like four extra creampies?"

"D-don't put it so crudely! I just, well, um."

"Am I wrong?"

"Mmuu...♡"

Lumi hung her head.

The issue she'd brought: her nights with Yi Hyun.

She knew it was embarrassing.

Yet her body trembled with the guilty thrill of confessing her dirty little secret anyway.

"You're taking the potion I mixed up, right? And still?"

"It makes it way easier to hold out longer, but in the end, I can't help collapsing."

"As a pharmacist, I'll be straight: lasting any longer than that right now? Not happening."

"That's not what I came to ask. I know you did your absolute best, Minerva."

"Then what puzzle has our sweet Lumi come to me for~?"

"It's just..."

Biting her lip.

Her tongue flicked lightly against the roof of her mouth after a moment's hesitation.

A voice thick with shame came out in a husky whisper.

"How... how do you satisfy a man?"

"...Huh? Why ask me about bedroom techniques? I'm a virgin too, y'know."

"I-I had no choice!! All the people I know are nuns!!!"

"Just hit up a brothel or something... Oh, right. Hero smashed 'em all."

Minerva let out a small sigh.

'How to satisfy a man? What's that even mean?'

'What's the most effective bedroom technique for a woman to sexually satisfy a man?'

'If the target is Yi Hyun?'

'6,974 years again? Driving me nuts.'

Of course, even her Blessing couldn't provide answers.

The question itself was too vague to begin with—no way it'd yield anything useful.

Just the most obvious platitudes.

In the end, she opted for a forbidden method.

'Make Yi Hyun the sensitive one instead.'

The so-called Reverse Petrification Curse.

Amplify his senses to slash his sexual stamina.

If he knew, he'd freak out yelling, "You're turning me premature!?"

Minerva couldn't care less.

'It'll make it tougher for him with other women too, so he'll end up doing Lumi the most. Best of both worlds, right?'

"Just wait one day. I'll take care of it!"

This all went down the night before the day before their business trip to EisenGardt.

Yi Hyun was none the wiser.

The next day, Minerva stopped by the Alchemy Guild.

A respectful greeting welcomed her.

"Good day, Master!"

"Why am I your master?"

"Just the recipes you've shared number in the hundreds already..."

"Whatever. Lemme use the workshop today~."

"If you need materials, just holler anytime!!"

"Yay~."

One of the capital's premier labs.

A shady figure in a black cloak slipped right in—and emerged a few minutes later.

A few potion vials in hand.

"Master! What kinda brew this time?"

"Sensory amplifier. Don't ask what for."

A drug that semi-permanently heightens male sexual sensitivity when applied in sequence.

A forbidden concoction whose recipe she'd gleaned via Blessing.

The effect was flawless.

But it had one drawback.

'Apply directly to the area you want more sensitive...?'

Had to slather it on his dick.

That was why she'd struggled so hard on her way to see Yi Hyun.

"Minerva, what brings you so early?"

"Checking on Lumi~."

"Eh, she passed out again today and is resting."

"Right? S-so, I brought something amazing for guys~?"

She pushed past the twinge of conscience and pulled out the potion.

"Oh, something good for men..."

"...Pass. No sale."

Yi Hyun clocked the scam instantly.

Just as she'd figured.

"......"

'Well, he's got an info-type Blessing too.'

Like putting a bell on a Minotaur's dick.

Against those bulging ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠eyes of his, she'd have to apply a premature potion.

The result? A subtle battle of wits between those in the know.

"The problem's Lumi passing out first, right? If Hyun gets off quick too, problem solved~?"

"Gotta ruin me that bad?"

"Aw, c'mon~ Quick bliss means less time, nothing but upsides!"

"Back in middle school—no, lunch break—I jumped off the second-floor landing to scarf food faster. Broke my leg. Fast ain't always good."

"What kinda stunts did you... Ugh, forget it."

Yi Hyun's decisive victory.

Minerva squeezed her eyes shut, at a loss for words.

A moment later, blue light flickered in her eyes.

"Fine, Hyun. How 'bout this?"

"What?"

"I'll apply it by hand myself! Guys love that stuff, right?"

"......?"

This time, Yi Hyun was the one speechless.

Not even common sense alteration stuff—why pull this?

Of course, no real reason to refuse.

'Living right pays off! Jackpot!'

"If you open the cloak."

"Stimulation's all it needs? No biggie?"

"Pretty rice cakes taste the best."

"Dunno what that's about, but fine."

Minerva parted her cloak without a fight.

Revealing her bare body.

Yi Hyun dropped his pants in a flash.

"Then slather away."

"Yay~. Gonna make it the best you've ever felt~."

Minerva reached for his dick.

Poking at the still-flaccid shaft.

Eyes full of curiosity.

-Squelch.

'So this is what wrecked Lumi like that?'

She drenched her hand in potion.

Slippery fingers gripped the dick.

Stroking it nice and slow.

'Flat chests aren't my thing, but gotta seal her lips... Get up.'

'Ooh! It's growing!'

The dick hardened and stretched out.

Glans prodding her flat chest.

'Knew it—I'm a genius! Perfect effect!'

"Puhuhu, can't be cumming already~."

Squelch-squelch—her hand worked furiously.

Soon, Yi Hyun would live with a way more sensitive dick than average.

Feeling bad, she figured she'd at least make it pleasurable.

——If she'd read his mind, it'd be a whole different story.

'Potions don't work on me, sorry.'

Truth was, Yi Hyun was practically immune to poisons.

Under the Mod's power, he shrugged off most status effects.

What Minerva was doing? Pointless—just a handjob.

And he...

'Deploy all held-back skills. National-power-grade dick mode, activate.'

He unleashed every skill he'd been holding in.

A demonic cock, warped by the goddess's twisted standards, now beyond mortal limits.

That full power zeroed in on Minerva.

The effects hit right away.

"...Hm?"

'What's this? Why's my body getting so hot?'

Her heated exhales washed over his dick.

She inhaled deep for no reason, filling her sinuses and throat with his musk.

The dick ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠slotted perfectly between her tits.

Rubbing in her meager cleavage.

Not even a stone virgin could resist the dick that turned women into bitches.

"Ugh, hng♡ Effect... still...?"

"Ah, yeah. Still good."

"Resistance? Gotta spread it more thoroughly♡"

Natural rationalization.

Her strokes sped up.

Lips that'd never even kissed pressed to the proud cockhead.

Chup—the tiny sound drowned in the squelching.

"Huu, fuu...♡"

'No dirty thoughts. This is all for Lumi... definitely not lewd at all...'

Her naive same-age friend's face kept popping up.

Tormenting her.

'So why does my body keep heating up♡'

The more she agonized, the wetter she got down there.

Which just tormented her more.

'What's really on this dick... No, can't be. Just my body reacting to his manly scent.'

She justified the arousal however she could.

Claiming it wasn't her style, all for Lumi's sake...

'...No way I'd get turned on banging Lumi's guy♡'

"Hng♡"

Doing something awful to her pure friend's man.

The realization sent heat surging through her body.

Unthinkingly, her tongue flicked out to lick the dick.

"......♡"

'J-just checking the potion's status♡'

One hand kept stroking.

Her mouth lapped at the dick.

'Licking dick while her pussy throbs. Yeah, gobble it up.'

A most satisfying sight to Yi Hyun...

"......?"

'NTL—likes stealing boyfriends? What the? This ain't common sense alteration.'

Even Yi Hyun couldn't hide his fluster.

The sinister term made his body twitch involuntarily.

His dick throbbed hard.

Minerva read it differently.

'Almost...♡'

No more excuses.

She just pumped the dick.

Her other hand toyed with her pussy, eager for his load.

Virgin clumsiness and all.

But that raw newness only aroused Yi Hyun more.

'A gal-style sage going nuts for my dick—even flat chests are kinda hot...'

"Minerva! Effect kicking in soon!"

He ramped up the urge to cum.

Minerva teetered on the edge of addiction.

Before she clocked the danger and bolted, he'd hook her good.

Her gaping mouth slurped along the dick.

"Eff... ect♡"

'Just verifying the potion—nothing lewd♡ Not trying to steal Lumi's man♡'

Tongue traced the bulging veins.

Swallowing the slick precum coating it.

Those pheromones shattered her reason's dam.

"Hngk, huuum♡"

"Can't... hold...!!"

"......♡"

Minerva glanced up a bit.

Her eyes...

Unlike usual, they held a dangerous gleam.

'If he cums now, faster than with Lumi? Then I'd outdo her...♡'

Her true feelings burst forth.

The jealousy from watching the ever-confessed-to Hero twisted into superiority from stealing her man.

'C-can't... hold back anymore♡'

That erotic wall she'd never known she had.

It drove her straight to climax.

-Pshht!

"Nnguuu♡ Ugh, oguuuu♡"

Minerva's body shuddered violently.

Her clit-pinched pussy squirted clear fluid like a fountain.

Her first squirting orgasm of her life.

The sudden death-grip of her hand pushed Yi Hyun over the edge.

"Kuuugh! Gonna cum!!"

-Pshht!! Pshh, byuurr!!

Thick cock-semen erupted with force.

Drenched her face like it was getting a polish.

Jelly-thick, night-flower-scented cum piled up in gooey mounds on her skin.

Like a cum face mask.

But Minerva didn't mind the weight one bit.

"Th-this...♡"

'Lumi, you've been hogging this treat all to yourself? Not fair♡'

In Minerva's ears.

She could've sworn she heard the crack of fracturing friendship.