Chapter 67
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 67
Chapter Title: Sensory Deprivation Curse + Wall Ass = ??? (1)
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After being chased away by the Saintess.
Imperial Princess Lilliana returned straight to the imperial palace.
Leaving Yi Hyun behind there, without delay.
"...In the end, I left the Saintess in his hands."
"Are you in your right mind, Lilliana?"
Empress Luna scolded her like that.
Her eyebrows shot up sharply.
She'd always pretended to be kind and motherly, but ever since revealing she was a sister rather than a mother, her attitude had grown much more frank.
"Hah, I can hardly believe you did that."
'The ultimate shield to protect the imperial family—a perfect excuse to keep her pinned down in the capital.'
The reason for her anger was simple.
She didn't want to let go of the Saintess, a key force from the temple's side.
It was only natural for her to openly criticize like this.
But Lilliana didn't even twitch an eyebrow.
"I've already warned him not to try anything foolish."
"Are you listening? That man... "
"'That man'? Why call Your lover by such a term, Sister?"
Instead, she glared a bit at the mention of Yi Hyun.
"Ahem, ahem. What does it matter what I call him?"
"No, this is a serious issue..."
"Anyway! Let's hear why you assigned Yi Hyun to the Saintess. What were you thinking?"
Luna's skillful change of subject.
Lilliana let out her frustration with a slow breath.
This was to persuade her sister.
"There's little gain in keeping her cooped up in the holy city any longer."
"What are you overlooking? The reputation of an absolutely safe capital is invaluable to the empire..."
"Supporting Yi Hyun would bring even greater benefits. As the Hero's successor."
And so she explained.
Put Yi Hyun in place of the wiped-out Hero party.
The Empress's eyes narrowed.
"That plan of yours to break high-ranking Demons individually with a small elite force?"
"Yes. With tens of thousands of elite troops useless against high-ranking Demons, anyone can see this is the best approach."
"It failed in the end, didn't it? The Saintess ended up like that, and the Hero who even got a statue is nowhere to be seen."
"Yi Hyun will be different. Based on the Second Knight Order's reports, his growth rate surpasses even the Hero's."
"Hmm."
Luna rested her chin on her folded arms—
Her intelligence stat at 9 began calculating the costs and benefits.
'The risks if it fails are too horrific to contemplate...'
Uncertain success, yet so much to lose.
The usual Luna wouldn't even consider it, but...
'The gains if it succeeds are enormous.'
The payoff of the gamble was too enticing.
Killing just two or three more high-ranking Demons would bring far greater peace to this continent.
Lilliana, married to him, would earn the praise of a wise ruler just from that alone.
For Luna, it meant zero worries about succession...
-Gulp.
'If he becomes that kind of hero, maybe I could slyly marry him too?'
A slightly sentimental wish could come true.
A conclusion befitting a woman whose body and heart had been stolen by Yi Hyun.
Her head nodded faintly.
"...She hates the imperial family, though? Won't Yi Hyun hate us too?"
"That's why I loudly warned her in front of him. Told him not to try anything foolish."
"You know he won't listen, yet you said it anyway?"
"Yes."
Lilliana nodded too.
Finally aligned with her sister, she felt relieved.
"Yi Hyun is a kind man who helps those he can."
'Though in bed, he's so beastly it's hard to believe he's human♡'
"True, he is quite kind."
'A beast at night, though...♡'
Their agreement wasn't just on that, but anyway.
Then Lilliana's gaze turned the other way.
The tip of her eyes pointed toward the temple where the Saintess and Yi Hyun were.
The corner of her mouth curved up slightly.
'Above all... it's a bit pitiful to spend a lifetime locked away without seeing or tasting anything.'
A tiny fragment of goodwill.
Qualities for a wise ruler to lead the nation after Luna, once the world knew peace.
They shone nobly in Lilliana's blue eyes.
'...More than that, Yi Hyun won't do anything naughty, right? He won't cheat with her, will he?'
Though a bit of personal worry mixed in.
[What are you doing?]
"Hmm, treatment?"
'Can't exactly say "developing a virgin pussy," now can I?'
That worry wasn't unfounded.
This too was the insight of an exceptional ruler.
In the confessional room, now alone after Lilliana left.
They immediately began the Saintess Lumine's treatment.
The first thing to check...
Was, of course, how much sensation she had left.
Especially touch.
'If she can feel touch...'
I could manage somehow with my overwhelming sexual prowess.
Don't underestimate the skills that turned even a stone maiden into a pussy juice sprinkler.
With those thoughts, I'd figured 'Ah, she'll be cured in no time,' but...
-Tap tap.
'Trouble. Touch is completely gone.'
Lumine showed no reaction whatsoever.
Whether I tapped her cheek, slipped fingers in her mouth, or stripped her and used Common Sense Alteration Milking Technique—it was all the same.
Utterly hopeless.
'No taste, smell, or sight either... All that's left is hearing, barely hanging on before deafness?'
If touch was this bad, the other senses couldn't be intact.
I could only sigh.
Maybe I needed to make her feel a real ear-gasm.
[I don't know exactly, but that stifling feeling has lightened a lot. What did you do?]
Yet she herself was utterly calm.
Her mouth corners lifted as milk dripped steadily.
I bowed my head, feeling a bit guilty...
'No, too early to give up!'
The important thing was an unyielding spirit.
The skirmish was over; now for the main assault.
I brought my mouth to Lumine's ear.
"I just did some naughty stuff to you, Saintess!!?"
[...What!?]
"Actually, I undid the Imperial Princess's and Clara's curses with naughty stuff too!!"
And so I explained.
Me, Yi Hyun—a veteran who'd undone two curses with naughty deeds.
"For the Princess, I fingered her pussy till she squirted!! For Clara, I hugged her naked till her heat died down, as thanks!!"
The curse removal methods were a bit otherworldly.
"To do it right, I need to do even naughtier stuff here!! But should I keep treating you!!?"
'Even so, seriously molesting a cursed girl feels a bit off.'
Would she entrust herself to me anyway?
I crossed my arms after saying that much.
Anything beyond was up to Lumine.
Lumine bowed her head, cheeks flushing.
[...Thank you for being honest. Though it would've been better to tell me beforehand.]
"Sorry!! I was checking how much sensation the Saintess had left!!"
[Yes, it must've been for treatment. Since you've confessed, I'll forgive you touching me without permission.]
And so she said.
She'd forgive the sexual harassment.
[And that... naughtier stuff means?]
"Want examples!!? First off!!!"
[No need to tell me! Actually, I don't want to know!!]
"Does that mean!! Keep treating me!! Even with naughty stuff!!"
[......Yes.]
She wanted treatment, naughty or not.
[But please... don't touch the most precious thing a woman has...]
The most important thing for a woman.
Leave that untouched.
'Talking about her hymen, huh? Wasn't planning to break it anyway. Perfect.'
"Got it!! I won't touch it!!"
I nodded confidently.
I wasn't trash who'd use treatment as an excuse to fuck her.
Perhaps moved by my attitude, Lumine's cheeks reddened a bit.
[In return, you can do whatever else you want.]
"For real!!?"
[Yes. It's all new to me, so it's very embarrassing.]
"Ooh!!!"
Was this a free-use pass?
Anything but penetration?
Yeah, that's what it takes to be a Saintess...
'No, she's that desperate, huh.'
My surging erection deflated completely.
What was I thinking in front of someone so desperate?
Focus on saving her first—no funny business.
Naughty thoughts could wait.
I lowered my voice seriously.
"Then I, Yi Hyun!! Will do my utmost to cure the Saintess's curse!!"
[Yes, please do.]
"Even the naughty stuff will be purely, purely for treatment!! No naughty stuff beyond necessity, or just because I want to!!"
[...You don't need to emphasize that!!]
Lumine seemed embarrassed.
But it was too late to stop my ignited sense of duty.
"Got it!! Treatment starting now!!"
'I'll thrust till her lost senses return!'
-Step. I turned right away.
Through the door Lumine had made earlier, to the other room.
That vulgar ass still greeted me.
'Peephole.'
-Fwoosh.
Of course, treating just by looking at the ass would be impossible even for some miracle doctor.
I immediately activated the skill 'Peephole.'
Lumine's face appeared in the status window.
'Good. Next... strip her first.'
-Shlrk.
This time, I slid her underwear down.
Handled so it wouldn't get wet from my saliva or whatever.
If it was just for naughty fun, I'd have left the garter belt—that key erotic point—but...
This was medical procedure.
Gotta keep promises, right?
With that noble resolve.
I spread Lumine's thighs wide in that vulgar spread-leg pose.
Even with asshole and pussy fully exposed, it felt sacred.
'Pricier than Lilliana's—impenetrable value. Damn, it really stirs up the challenge.'
"Treatment beginning!!!"
I spread the pussy wide and yelled like shouting into a cave.
The super-tight virgin pussy gave no echo,
[Please, I beg you.]
But Lumine in the status window responded instead.
Seeing that, I brought my fingers to bear with the skill fully activated...
-Freeze.
"......Huh?"
A single touch.
That alone hardened my face.
I raised my palm and smacked her ass.
-Smack.
"Lumine?"
[......]
"Ah, right. Lumine!!?"
[Is there anything I can help with?]
"No, uh. Still nothing?!!"
[Nothing at all?]
"Eh?"
-SMACK!
"Even this?!!"
[Hmm, my heart's felt a bit lighter since earlier. Probably because I met someone as good as you, Yi Hyun.]
"...Hmm?"
But Lumine's face remained utterly serene.
I unwittingly stepped back two paces.
Because her lower half, which I'd thought woodener than the Princess's...
[What's wrong?]

"......?"
Was already drooling pussy juice.