Chapter 42
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 42
Chapter Title: Close Enough to Cumming (3) ♥
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Ripped.
It was the thought that hit me right after the friendly sparring match.
'I'm surprisingly strong, huh?'
Thanks to the rule that disarming meant defeat, but a win was a win.
I had finally beaten Hilde.
Considering our level difference was a whopping 1.5 times...
Hmm, total human victory.
The corners of my mouth tugged up on their own.
-Glance.
'And seeing them cower like that is pretty satisfying too.'
One more thing.
No one from the Imperial 1st Knight Order stepped up to spar with me anymore.
The folks who'd sneered at the Imperial 2nd Knight Order were now tucking tail because they were scared of a mere apprentice.
'Well, can't really blame them.'
Her outfit might look pervy, but Hilde's strength was the real deal.
Way above the average level of the Imperial 1st Knight Order.
And me?
I'd unilaterally overwhelmed that woman and ended it.
No wonder they were intimidated.
'From today on, I dub you cowards.'
After mentally renaming the Imperial 1st Knight Order in my head, I casually scanned the surroundings.
What I saw were ornate pillars and statues, luxurious carpets.
And... a massive door.
'This is the audience chamber, where I'll be knighted.'
Strength surged through my body unbidden.
The impending knighting ceremony suddenly felt real.
-Mutter.
"Gonna get even stronger from now on, make even more of them..."
"Getting nervous all of a sudden?"
"Can't blame you. I barely slept the night before my first investiture too."
"Pulling off something that huge and still showing this timid side... it's kinda cute."
"But seriously, how does he use two blessings?"
"He says he doesn't know either. Stop prying, sword."
"Maybe he's from some noble bloodline..."
The knights chattering beside me like that.
They were standing closer than usual.
Seemed like their favorability toward me had shot up even more.
...Except for exactly two of them.
-Muttering.
"Having the Imperial 1st Knight Order at the investiture too... the Imperial Princess really..."
"......?"
'What's this about the 1st Knight Order all of a sudden?'
First, Blanc.
Her expression had been dark ever since earlier.
The one who'd been cheering me on in that cute voice of hers.
Maybe I should squeeze some pussy juice out of her.
"Why the long face?"
"...It's nothing."
"Wanna shake on it then?"
"Later."
"Mm, okay."
If she's turning it down herself, what can I do.
I let go without hesitation.
I didn't have a hobby of forcing someone deep in thought.
'Besides, there's another decent pussy right there.'
My gaze shifted to the opposite side this time.
To the second woman, keeping her distance from me.
The woman sightseeing at her own pace, Hilde.
...Now topless, no less.
"Man, takes me back. There was a statue of me in the arena too."
"......"
'Topless, huh. She's got some real free spirit vibes.'
She was fine with me ruining her armor, but then she tossed it aside like it was cumbersome, saying it was nice and cool, and just stayed like that.
Even came into the palace with her tits jiggling.
Luckily, with me and the knights surrounding her, no men noticed...
But still, is that really okay?
"Kinda late to ask, but is Hilde's outfit really alright? Isn't that insulting the palace?"
"Normally, no, but she just finished a match."
"It shows she gave her all in a bout watched by His Majesty."
"Though as a woman, it's kinda game over."
"......"
Hilde already had zero qualms about exposure, and with Common Sense Alteration mixed in.
Even in this Common Sense Alteration world, that seemed a bit iffy.
Like showing up to the army admin office stripped down.
'But... damn, it's hot.'
This subtle deviance was the charm of Common Sense Alteration.
My dick twitched involuntarily.
"So, how long do we have to wait here?"
"About an hour or two."
"Took me around three."
"Hmm."
Three hours? Plenty of time to fuck.
After muttering that, I slyly approached Hilde.
Slipping up behind her fluffy swaying tail,
-Whisper.
"Hilde, you didn't even land a hit on me earlier. Wanna make a bet if you're bored?"
"A bet? What..."
"You know, the one from before. Heat endurance."
I whispered it in her ear.
Come on, take the bait.
Hilde whipped around with a startled look.
"Are you insane? This is the palace!"
"Takes three hours, right? No one's gonna care about a little playful tussle."
"No, even so."
"Scared? Or do you just hate the idea?"
"Guh!"
But her ears perked up, tail swishing.
Anyone could see she was intrigued...
"F-Fine. First one to move loses."
Sure enough, her tail lifted lightly upward soon after.
Clearly an invitation to casually poke her pussy.
"I won't lose this time, no way."
"I'll win again~."
Bet accepted.
Now just to casually fuck.
"Then..."
-Rip.
First, that plump ass.
Just flip aside that pussy flap and slide my dick right in...
-Creak.
"Kept you waiting. Come on in."
"Imperial Princess!? Why open the door yourself?"
"The hero who'll shoulder the Empire's future deserves at least this much."
———The surroundings erupted in commotion at that moment.
Hilde and I turned around simultaneously.
Our eyes met the Imperial Princess Liriana's.
"Eek!! Yi Hyun, hands off."

"What exactly are you doing right now?"
"Kyaaah!?"
"Eep!"
Looks like we're screwed.
A famous line from some SF novel flashed through my mind, but
"They're at it again... just messing around with a bet. Nothing serious, so please ignore it."
"Oh? Memory loss and still so innocent."
"Sorry, I'll make them stop right now."
"No need. The ceremony will drag on anyway—let them play."
"You mean..."
"Come in. And Yi Hyun, no stopping the bet just because of me. That's an imperial command."
"......?"
What the hell? What's going on here?
Inside the audience chamber.
The Empress on her jade throne and the Imperial Princess standing beside her had shining eyes.
"We shall now proceed with the regular knight order report and rewards for the friendly bout."
"Yes!!"
The knights prostrating before them.
A magnificent sight, all lined up in armor.
...Well, all except two.
"Uh, um."
'Is this for real? Even with an imperial command, this is the audience chamber.'
First, Hilde.
She was face-down on the floor, ass raised high.
The scrap of cloth that had covered her lower half was long gone.
Her asshole and pussy gleamed under the chandelier light.
The contrast with the knights' solemn postures was insane.
"......"
'This isn't gonna land us with blasphemy charges, right?'
Yi Hyun stood out just as much.
Pants slightly down, rubbing his stiff dick against her pussy lips.
Exposing himself right in front of the Empress and Princess, no less.
Naturally, everyone kept stealing glances at them.
'That's what a guy's... looks better than I thought. Figured it'd be grosser.'
'Why am I embarrassed? It's just a bet—exposing manhood isn't a big deal.'
The Empress and Princess, of course,
'S-So that's what guys look like? Wow.'
'Annoying that he's boosting the 2nd Knight Order, but damn, manly.'
'Think he'd join the 1st? With amnesia, a little seduction and maybe...'
Even the defeated 1st Knight Order couldn't tear their eyes away.
Only virgin territory, and the lone guy pitching a full tent—obvious.
The victorious 2nd Knight Order was the exception.
-Tremble.
'Captain Blanc looks pissed.'
'That's pre-sex no matter how you slice it. It's a bet, so even if they actually fuck, nothing we can do.'
"......"
'Why does this piss me off so much? It's just a stupid bet, but it feels like that bitch is up to no good.'
The 2nd Knight Order was busy watching Blanc, but Yi Hyun and Hilde were oblivious.
They were just focused on enduring the awkwardness.
'Wanna wrap it up moderately...'
'But the imperial command nailed it shut.'
Hilde tensed her whole body.
Her expression dead serious, vowing no sounds.
-Squeeze.
'Look at that asshole puckering.'
Maybe from clenching too hard.
Her anus tightened up tight.
Seeing that, this 1.5 IQ human thought,
'Come to think of it, never tried anal.'
Slightly—his precum-slick dick angled up just a bit.
The tip touched her clenched asshole.
'She'd never allow it normally... but in this situation?'
And so, he.
Slowly moved his hips.
'Normally you'd need prep like lube and such...'
[Overhaul Mod - Improved Convenience] applying.
'Convenience mode is god-tier.'
Hilde's anus relaxed rapidly.
Opening without resistance, embracing the intruding dick.
Shocked by the foreign sensation, Hilde's eyes widened.
'W-What the fuck is this guy sticking it in!?'
Thanks to the almighty mod and skills, no pain, but bewildering.
To her, this was an exit, not an entrance.
The unfamiliar feeling of something going in instead of out was alien.
Normally she'd kick Yi Hyun off and smack her ass, but
'Wait, we've always been the ones initiating? This idiot, does he even know pussy from ass?!'
Hilde had no choice but to stay still.
Any sound would reach the Empress and Princess for sure.
Plus...
The incoming pleasure wasn't unwelcome.
'Fuck, it's all tingly and weird.'
Hnng, ha. Short breaths escaped unbidden.
Heightened sensitivity crashed waves of pleasure in.
Her body tensed instinctively.
The relaxed anus clenched down on the dick again.
"......Hnn♡"
'Am I seriously getting horny from this guy ass-fucking me?'
Drip, drip— pussy juice trickled down.
The sensation, amplified manyfold and utterly novel, wrecked her brain.
Yi Hyun's pheromone-spewing dick and sensitivity boost skill.
Plus the 'Improved Convenience' mod erasing all discomfort.
This first anal penetration, mix of all that...
Felt good, humiliatingly so.
"......"
'Whoa! So this is anal sex!'
Yi Hyun was in a similar boat.
The anus gripping his dick tight.
Repeated contractions and relaxations—like a total nympho.
Of course it felt amazing.
Especially with Hilde instinctively squeezing and releasing her sphincter.
And above all,
"......Heek, grng♡"
"Phew."
'Good, Hilde's enjoying it too.'
His partner showed no signs of dislike.
Yi Hyun finally relaxed.
The hesitation to pull out if she hurt even a bit vanished.
The dick plunged deeper, to the hilt.
Slap— groin smacked ass softly.
"...Nng♡"
'No sounds, absolutely no...♡'
Hilde desperately stifled her moans.
Forgetting it was an insertion endurance bet, she braced against the pleasure.
Ass high, she clamped her mouth with her forearm.
'No, absolutely not...♡'
"......"
'Wait, did he just stick it in her ass?'
'Even desperate to win, that's not pussy—gonna claim it doesn't count?'
'That slut... ahem, no idea why go this far for a bet.'
From outside, it looked like she invited the insertion herself.
Her tail swept aside screamed 'fuck my ass.'
She'd be pissed if she knew, but
'Alright, time to thrust for real?'
-Slap, slap.
"......♡♡"
'Thrusting that hard♡ gonna make noise♡'
No time for Hilde to think that.
Yi Hyun's thighs slapping her flesh started soft but rhythmic.
Balls smacking pussy made her squeeze her eyes shut.
'Dumbass can't even find the hole...♡'
'Nngh, pussy's better. Gotta make him cum quick and end it.'
Matching that, Yi Hyun sped up.
Strong pressure? Just anal squeeze.
Practically no different from a handjob.
Regular sex felt way better.
At least that's what he thought.
-Squish-squish-squish.
"......♡"
Thrusts accelerated bit by bit.
Sopping pussy got ball-slapped, juice splattering everywhere.
Flesh-smack sounds rang lewdly louder.
'This feels different from before...♡'
Unable to hold, Hilde forehead-planted into the floor.
Twisting to plead with her eyes: Stop, gonna moan for real.
But the position only showed Yi Hyun's legs.
-Clamour.
"Imperial Princess, if I may..."
"I'll handle it..."
"......"
'Noisy. Cum quick and reset.'
And so, Yi Hyun.
Dispersed the building urge roughly.
"......Hic."
'He's about to cum!?'
The moment he decided, dick throbbed.
Hilde panicked.
'N-No! Smelling that musky baby batter now, I'll really...!!'
'Oh, nice squeeze~.'
She tried twisting away in panic, but sphincter only clenched better.
Shaking ass to dislodge only stirred the soft rectum.
"Guh..."
'Creampie in front of Empress and Princess for my knighting!?!!'
'N-Noo♡ Not the ass noo♡'
Finally, throb— dick pulsed.
They knew what that meant.
Hilde and Yi Hyun's bodies braced instinctively for climax.
Surprisingly, Yi Hyun broke first.
"Hnnng!"
'Cumming!!'
Semen surged up the narrow urethra, splattering the warm soft rectum.
Knowing Hilde would cum too anyway, he unloaded without holding back.
As expected, she didn't last.
"......E, ngh♡ kuh♡"

'Stupid idiot, that's not pussy♡'
Yi Hyun pulled out, shook it toward her face like showing off, splattering semen.
That smell was the final blow, bursting her pleasure dam.
She tried holding, but a moan escaped.
Climax-twisted face, mouth agape savoring splattered cum on her tongue.
Ass dripping cock-juice lewdly filled her hazy vision.
'Humiliating, what the hell♡'
Hilde, climaxing from her first anal.
Got teased by her squad afterward with 'that's not for putting in.'
"Phew."
'Might get chewed out later, but it'll be fine? Close enough spots anyway.'
The vulgar public anal creampie under Empress's watch, blaspheming the palace, somehow ended safely.
A moment later.
"Planning to assign Yi Hyun to the 1st Knight Order?"
"Failing to properly reward such talent would tarnish the palace's dignity."
"No! Yi Hyun is, my..."
"Betrothed or something?"
"Grr!!"
"Uh, um."
Blasting an anal creampie was fun and all.
But post-nut clarity hit, and the mood was ice cold.
What the? What happened while we were fucking?