Chapter 29

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Translator: penny

Chapter: 29

Chapter Title: No Woman Cums Just from the Smell of Cum (2)

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I hadn't slept a wink last night.

The reason was utterly ridiculous.

Cleaning up the semen had been a nightmare.

'My own fault, so I can't complain.'

The semen terrorism to numb Hilde's sensitive nose.

That part worked fine, but the aftermath was hell.

This is why you don't go spraying cum everywhere carelessly.

'The real issue is whether it'll actually work...'

Nervous as hell.

I'd spent the whole time watching, waiting for Hilde to wake up.

She finally stirred when the morning sunlight peeked through the window.

"Huuuuhm...♡"

"H-Hilde. Good morning."

"...Yeah, morning."

Newly awakened Hilde's expression...

Yeah, no clue.

Is she pissed about the cum smell, or just groggy from sleep? Impossible to tell.

"Huuuuhp♡"

"......"

What the hell is that look?

Even her gaze toward me felt lukewarm.

Like a cat that broke its favorite dish, eyeing you guiltily—and it's so damn cute you can't even scold it.

Tension choking me...

"Hey, open the window. What the hell is that smell, ugh♡"

"Pardon?"

"I don't know what you did last night, but it's ruining my nose! Open it quick!!"

"Oh."

It worked.

Intelligence 1.5, spot on. Just like her stamina stat, her standards are sky-high for herself alone.

Feeling like a 100% hit-rate strategist with IQ 1.5, I puffed up with pride.

"Heh heh, got it!!"

"Ugh, can't even scold the idiot..."

"Pardon? What was that?"

"Just open the damn window, huuuhp♡ And get ready. We're washing up together."

"Sure~."

Hilde still had that weird expression.

But hey, crisis averted. Good enough.

-Freeze.

'...Please, god, don't let her notice the cum still on my tail tip!!'

Even the spots I missed went unnoticed. Score.

* * *

Training in close contact with Hilde proceeded smoothly.

For starters, we bathed together twice a day now.

"Hilde, another match today?"

"Why always in the women's bath... Sorry, Yi Hyun. Must be embarrassing for you."

"Nah, it's fine~."

Legal solo paizuri in the women's bath? Fucking hot.

I'd seen every knight's naked body at least once.

Thanks to daily "matches" via Common Sense Alteration.

Now, even if I flung open the women's bath door, no screams—just "Another match?"

"Right, Silpi~ Can you check who washed up all squeaky clean?"

"Why me again!? L-Layla's here too!!"

"You're the fairest, right?"

"Ugh... Fine..."

Bonus: I used it to demand all sorts of lewd favors.

Especially from Silpi.

Dunno if Common Sense Alteration doesn't stick or it's her personality, but she gets super embarrassed.

"I dunno why it's so embarrassing..." while stroking my dick. Hot as hell.

And this was...

A perfect chance for my new skills.

-Squelch.

"Oops, dick slipped."

'Arousal Pheromone activate!'

Pretend accidents to slather pheromones on the knights.

Pressing my glans into someone's lower belly.

Stealing a nose-sniffer's first kiss with my cock.

Handing a sword-obsessed girl a dick-bat.

Just 3 days.

Time to heat up most of the knights.

"Uuuuh...♡ Hilde, training today too?"

"Even for matches... bathing with a guy is kinda..."

...Everyone hiding their thighs.

Makes sense. One look at my proud cock and pussy juice floods out.

Even they find it embarrassing.

Some even U-turn at the sight of me, saying they'll wash later.

'Not Hilde-level, though.'

Glancing down—

Hilde, glans in her face, furiously handjobbing away.

Bonus: the translucent status window beside her.

'When the hell did she get a semen fetish?'

Since the night I numbed her nose with cum, just sniffing my dick makes her breathing ragged.

To me, it's puke-worthy, but she loves it that much.

Beastkin noses. Total mystery.

'Whatever, works for me.'

"Uwaaaah, can't hold it!"

I surrendered to her stroking hands.

If she loves cum that much, blasting her is only polite.

Time to show some Korean essence.

"Hilde? Yi Hyun's about to..."

"Hah, again!!"

The other knights noticed and rushed over.

But my cumshot came first.

'Scatter, you cum missiles!!'

"Hnnngggk!!!"

Spurt, spuuurt—

Thick, jelly-like cum blasting through my tight urethra.

Thanks to Yi Hyun the cum sprinkler, Hilde and the surrounding knights were drenched in baby batter.

"Nyaaang♡ Y-You idiot moron...♡"

"Haa, Hilde's hopeless."

"Right~ She could stop at a decent point, but nooo, she goes all in. Hilde's fault~."

But the knights didn't mind.

Cum drenching was just a minor accident during the "match."

...Fifth mode is god-tier invincible.

Worship, Bo-men.

"Anyway, Hilde loses due to foul play."

"Yi Hyun, what penalty today?"

Praying to the pig god when voices called.

I glanced over with the knights.

Hilde, sore loser extraordinaire.

Wonder if she'd accept defeat gracefully today.

"I-I... Hnnng...♡ I lost...♡"

Like she sensed our thoughts.

Hilde started trembling.

And finally.

-Stagger, flop.

"Nyaaaaang♡"

She collapsed.

Body and the last thread of reason.

Her ass-hit pussy shot a mighty arc of squirt.

"Heeeek♡ I-I diiiidn't loooose♡"

"Uh."

No, even while cumming?

How obsessed with winning are you?

Spectacle or not, I was too dumbfounded to speak.

Others seemed the same.

-Whispers.

"That, no way..."

"Hilde came just from sniffing Yi Hyun's cum?"

"Without even touching her? How?!"

"Beastkin noses are sensitive, maybe...?"

"No bitch cums from cum smell, logically. That's beastkin discrimination."

Two knights chattering in shock.

Couldn't hear well, but obvious.

Gushing over Bluetooth Fountain Cumshot's performance.

Status window chimed in too.

Proficiency this high in 3 days? Blessing's OP.

Hail Imperial Princess.

'Alright then...'

"Hilde! What's wrong? You okay!?"

Anyway, table's set. Time to dig in.

Approached pretending innocence.

Amnesiac pure Yi Hyun knows no siofuki. UwU.

Chanting inwardly nonstop.

"Nyaaang... I-I'm..."

-Perk.

Hilde finished her pussy juice fireworks.

Her eyes locked on my proud assault rifle.

Gulp—swallow audible from here.

"Um, that is..."

And Hilde.

"...Sorry!!!!"

-Zoom.

Bolted.

Cum unshed, buck naked.

'Blanc issued a no-guest order, but you're straight-up fleeing?!'

Old Yi Hyun would've panicked.

But now? Proud Yi Hyun.

'Not letting you escape!!'

"Hilde! Wait!!"

Sprung up.

Chase and fuck her down.

She vents heat, I ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠get stronger. Win-win...

-Grab.

"Yi Hyun, hold up."

"...Silpi? Layla?"

Tried chasing. Got caught.

"Well, uh. You wouldn't get it, but girls have their stuff."

"Dunno what, but Hilde."

"Not hurt, so don't worry. Chasing now would hurt her feelings more."

"She's vice captain. Gotta preserve dignity."

"......"

This chain of command is infuriating.

Wanna stomp in frustration.

No, didn't you see her trail Hansel-and-Gretel pussy juice?

Stepping daintily over her own squirt with every step.

Grab her and dock already.

"Let go..."

"And you'd be in danger."

"Huh? Why?"

"Hilde snapped for a sec. First time seeing that face outside sparring."

"Exactly why."

"Shut up and listen."

"And no more matches with Hilde. Got it?"

Tch, ends here.

Forcing it now would cause real issues, matches be damned.

Sigh of regret slipped out.

"Haa, I'll think about it."

"Yeah... Oh, Yi Hyun. You're messy. Want us to wash you?"

"Pardon?"

"Layla, you ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠mad!? To Yi Hyun of all people."

"Hilde did it too? Isn't it normal?"

"How's that normal..."

"Our secret. Yi Hyun, keep us washing you quiet."

"Yep!"

"......If so, fine♡"

Regret? Canceled.

Two knights, half-Altered, washing me naked? Mood fixed.

This is Common Sense Alteration.

* * *

Moments later.

"Gonna soothe Hilde."

"Now? Backfire. I'd desert for real."

"That's why I gotta go."

Silpi, closest to Hilde in the 2nd Order.

Off to find her.

-Squelch squelch squelch.

"Nyaaaaang♡ Nya, kuhuuung♡"

"......!!!?"

'That crazy bitch, for real!?'

"Special training" site exposed.