Chapter 23
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 23
Chapter Title: Can't Help It, It's a Bet (Titjob Service) (2) ♡
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"Lady Silpi?"
"What's wrong?"
"When you're judging, could you also evaluate if there's any bad smell?"
Natural groundwork.
A buildup worthy of Zhuge Liang himself, despite my mere 1.5 intelligence points.
It's not an unreasonable claim since this bet is about 'washing' each other...
Of course, I had an ulterior motive.
'I'm gonna let Hilde get a taste of my cockaine!'
Hilde's sense of smell is exceptional.
She even finds the faint rose scent of the bathwater overpowering.
So what if I shove my dick right under that nose?
What if she rubs it all around, imprinting my musk deep into her sinuses?
'It's subtly addictive, this stuff.'
Later, she might sneak over and whisper,
Hey, got any of that cockaine? Light me up one.
Complaining of withdrawal symptoms.
'Once that happens, sex is a free pass.'
A bitch charging in sober to sniff my dick? If I can't fuck her, I might as well cut it off.
My perfect plan had my shoulders shrugging involuntarily.
[......]
Ding.
Special Discount Event! The Contribution Points required to purchase 'Intelligence Increase Stage 2' have 'greatly' decreased!
'What's with the sudden business model? Not buying, nope.'
The status window popped up in front of me for a second—shoo, shoo.
I'm getting by just fine fucking around with 1.5 points.
No way to earn contribution points right now anyway.
Better to focus on the bitch in front of me.
"Lady Hilde, what do you think?"
"Hold on. Hnngh..."
Finishing my stray thoughts, I looked down.
Staring at Hilde with her nose buried in my crotch.
Starting from the balls and working up to the glans, sniffing carefully—befitting a vice captain...
-Smack.
'Whoa, she's giving her first kiss to my dick too.'
Must be really into it.
Didn't even think twice about her lips brushing my shaft.
"Pwah! My lips are ticklish~ Are you kissing it?"
"Didn't you say your first kiss is still yours, Lady Hilde?"
"Sniff, huh? So?"
"Oh my, you just gave your first kiss to my cock?"
"If it's to win the bet, I can handle this much."
"Wow, you want to win that badly... Yi Hyun, I'm so sorry."
Hell, even Silpi apologized to me.
Her superior, who hadn't even had her first kiss yet, sandwiching my dick between her tits and then offering it up.
A grin spread across my face involuntarily.
"It's fine since it's the bet."
"Even so..."
"You're just judging. Anyway, we're evaluating the smell too, right? I'm good with it?"
Right on cue, Hilde grinned too.
A predatory smile, like a carnivore spotting prey.
"That said, hate to break it to you, but it kinda stinks down here?"
"Really? I thought I scrubbed pretty hard."
"Everyone's got their natural musk. Night flower vibe? But a bit ranker."
"Hmm, you'll accept it anyway?"
"Sure, but we gotta keep it fair. Hey, Silpi. Come here."
"Me?"
Splash splash—Silpi approached us from enjoying her bath.
And then,
"Sniff her dick smell."
"......!!!!?"
What? Why hand my dick to Silpi?
Even with 1.5 intelligence, I can't keep up with this plot twist.
My brain short-circuited and froze solid.
"Hee, so this is Yi Hyun's thing..."
"Sniff how bad it is now, then compare to how much better it smells at the end. What do you think?"
"I've barely even held a man's hand? Even for a bet."
"Don't wanna?"
"Sigh, I should've joined the First Knight Order even if it meant getting picked on forever."
Silpi knelt before me.
Her cheeks slightly flushed, she delicately grasped my dick with both hands.
Not grasping—more like reverently holding it.
"Yi Hyun, I'm sorry. Excuse me for a moment... Sniff, hm."
Then she did the same as Hilde.
Sniffing carefully.
Her face grew redder by the second.
'Common Sense Alteration works on everyone, but she still feels embarrassed? Yeah, these little details are the real turn-on.'
Damn, what is this detail work.
My dick's heating up.
Almost yelled it out loud.
Of course, I held back from acting on it.
I'm not some nipple-orgasming bitch like Blanc.
"So? Does it really smell?"
"N-not really."
"Is your nose off? I can smell the funk from here."
"Don't you have any delicacy, Lady Hilde? Telling him it stinks outright will hurt Yi Hyun's feelings!"
"I'm fine..."
"Anyway, I sniffed it all. A little musky, but I kinda like it—it's endearing!"
Silpi finished her sniffing too.
Face beet red, she splashed away.
Bonus: touching her lips self-consciously, pretty embarrassed.
"Lady Silpi, thanks for sniffing my cock!"
"Keep this secret from the other knights, okay? Even for a bet, if word gets out I did this to Yi Hyun..."
"He said it's fine? I'll take responsibility, so relax."
"Don't you feel any guilt, Lady Hilde? Or do you just not have a conscience?"
"She started the bet... Oof."
No time to wipe the precum—Hilde dove back in.
Her tits enveloped my dick again.
Figured it'd be another titjob, but
-Lick.
"......Oh?"
She's licking it.
Hey, thanks, but why the sudden service?
"Lady Hilde? What the heck are you doing?"
"Slurp, can't you see? Cleaning off the dirty smell."
"What kind of logic is that?"
"Beastkin lick their tails clean like this. Dries surprisingly well—no smell if done right."
"Is a guy's dick like a tail?"
"Think of it as a front tail. Close enough."
...Insane.
How does she come up with calling a dick a "front tail"?
"That's crazy talk... Hoo, you okay, Yi Hyun? Not ticklish?"
"Me? Feels great."
"I'll rub some ointment on later. Just bear with it for now."
"Oh, thank you!!"
Sweet—Silpi's gonna jerk me off with plenty of lotion later.
Mouth corners perked up on their own.
'See? This 1.5-point plan is flawless...'
"Lady Hilde, suck it properly—put it in your mouth."
Bonus request.
Trusted her suspiciously skilled tongue work for a blowjob too.
"Smack... Oh, can I? Won't that make it too easy for me?"
"It's a fair bet."
"Talking like a knight. Perfect timing too—this mushroom head's tough to sanitize."
Hilde must've been dying to.
Slurp—the wet sounds echoed in the bath.
"Ngh, nngh."
"Lady Hilde, no teeth?"
"If I see even a mark on Yi Hyun, I'll report straight to Lady Blanc."
"Mmph, mmngh."
Maybe from jaw wide open, drool streamed down.
But the pleasure on my dick beat even Blanc's.
Tongue work like 'Dick Sucking Lv.20' skill dancing nonstop.
My hand unconsciously reached for Hilde's head.
-Grab.
"Heh, Lady Hilde... A bit harder..."
"Hngh? Hblup."
Abrupt move and demand.
She flicked a wolf ear in response.
A few seconds later, I realized it meant yes.
-Slurrrrp!!!
"Ooh!"
Hilde's cheeks hollowed instantly.
Her face turned more vulgar and slutty than Blanc's.
Even Silpi, watching curiously, recoiled in shock.
"Wow, she wants it that bad..."
"Why?"
"No normal girl makes that face. I'd rather lose than go that far."
"Y-you're fine being naked with me in the women's bath?"
"A bit embarrassing, but no choice—it's the bet."
"I see... Hnnght."
Even that from Silpi was turning me on.
My breathing quickened.
Head felt floaty.
'I had some plan... But it feels good, so whatever.'
"Lady Hilde's fe—cough—washing feels amazing!"
Brain off, enjoy.
Gonna cum soon—blast it down her throat.
That thought surged the orgasm rush.
My dick throbbed wildly in her mouth.
"Lady Hilde, time's almost up... Y-Yi Hyun!!?"
"Ngh, nngh?"
"I-I'm cumming soon!!"
Unconsciously, I yanked Hilde's head forward.
Instinct to pump baby batter straight to her esophagus.
"Guuuugh!!?"
"Lady Hilde, pull away quick..."
"C-cumming!!"
Hilde gagged hard from the dick pushing to her throat.
Silpi lunged toward us desperately.
And me, seconds from cum dispenser mode.
The convergence of it all...
-Grab, whoosh.
"Yi Hyun's in trouble—."
Silpi pried me and Hilde apart first,
"Kehack!! Urghh!!"
Hilde yanked back, dry-heaving...
"Grrraaah!!!"
-Spurt!! Splurt, spoooosh!!
A slight tooth graze on the glans underside, and I came spectacularly.
Massive load—even I questioned the volume.
White rain poured down.
"Hah, huff... huff..."
"Cough, what the hell."
"It's your fault, Lady Hilde!!"
We were all drenched in cum.
Hilde's face, my lower half entirely.
Silpi... oof, she tanked it instead.
Sanity snapped back.
'No, my cockaine plan!!!'
Cum's gross stench overrides any addictive musk.
What? Blast a huge load on super-sniffer Hilde?
You really are 1.5 points—brain and balls swapped, idiot.
Sigh escaped at the failure...
"Anyway, 30 minutes up! Hilde loses!"
"Urp... Ack!? Why!!!"
"Look at this mess and say that!? Even if it's just washing, it's a dick—you did this to an innocent girl!!"
"No, Yi Hyun couldn't hold back!!"
"You're twisting the truth!!"
Slap—
Cum-soaked Silpi pointed at me.
Precisely, my still-dripping dick.
"That smell's gonna bend noses!! Is this washed or dirtied more!!"
"I got covered too!?"
"I took it all for you, Lady Hilde!! See this in my hair!?"
"Th-that."
"Anyone can see Yi Hyun's dirtier and smellier now. You made this mess, Lady Hilde. Gonna deny it?"
Silpi grilled her fiercely.
Barring my way, standing up to her superior—textbook knightly valor.
Whether bukkake state befits a knight... well, aside.
-Tremble.
"Grrk!! Th-this..."
Anyway, before this disaster,
Hilde's body trembled.
Even she had to admit defeat... or so.
"It doesn't smell at all!? Actually, g-good scent!!?"
"Ack."
She's doubling down.
Silpi and I froze together.
Pretty damn cold-blooded.
"Are you sane...?"
"Lady Hilde, even I know my cum stinks."
"Scent's subjective! I like it!! See!!"
Reading the awkward vibe, Hilde lunged.
Target: my cum-coated dick.
Shoving Silpi aside, nose-deep in it.
"S-see! Totally pleasant... scent... only..."
"No bad smells..."
Hilde froze for a solid 30 seconds, sniffing away.
Tongue lolling out unconsciously, blank-faced.
After the warmish silence, her words:
"...Honestly, it stinks."
Yeah, figured.
Guys get it.
'Why keep sniffing if it stinks, though.'
Awkward—time to change topic.
Sex clearly off the table; pivot to next chance quick.
"Then I win the bet. Whatever, it was just for kicks anyway, no big—"
"Hold on, Yi Hyun. Not over yet."
"Huh?"
But there was something I didn't know.
"Loser does aegyo, right?"
"That? Just said it offhand."
"No ideas? Perfect, I have a good one."
"Gasp."
The cum-drenched victim's rage.
Ran deeper than expected.