Chapter 11
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 11
Chapter Title: Catfight (With Common Sense Alteration) (2)
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Blanc was furious right down to the tips of her hair.
'Sex? To a newbie soldier who knows nothing about anything, sex?'
The conversation between Hilde and Yi Hyun beyond the door.
Sex dropping so naturally into it.
To her, this was a serious problem.
In her eyes, completely blinded by love, Yi Hyun was a child innocent to the ways of the world.
Just someone who needed protecting.
'His body's got some manly build to it, but that's all.'
Of course, calling him childish was just Blanc's personal take.
In reality, he was a sturdy twenty-five-year-old who'd done his military service, but whatever.
'Must've been Hilde who taught him. Hilde the beastkin—she's the most sexually uninhibited one in the entire knight order.'
The reasoning followed naturally.
Hilde must've taught him something twisted—obviously.
That was why she'd barged in without knocking.
-Creak.
"Newbie soldier, Hilde."
Blanc strode into the room.
Taking in the horrific sight before her eyes.
Hilde on all fours, ass raised high, and Yi Hyun spreading it wide open.
"Eek!!"
'I'm done for, totally done...!! I'm getting my head chopped off!!!'
The blood drained from Yi Hyun's face.
No matter how amazing sex felt, he didn't have the balls to stay hard in the face of a threat to his life.
Just the thought that he might die right here had cold sweat pouring off him...
"Hilde, are you toying with him?"
"...Huh?"
At that moment, Blanc spoke.
Hilde, are you sexually harassing him right now?
Not him being harassed, but you doing the harassing.
Yi Hyun wasn't about to miss that distinction.
His aspiring webnovel writer's puny brain kicked into gear.
'The way she's glaring at Hilde... looks like I'm not even on her radar...'
And then, Yi Hyun of intelligence stat 1.
One phrase flashed through his mind.
The phrase "fifth mode."
'No way... is this common sense alteration too?'
Unlike Blanc, Hilde had no idea what common sense alterations were in effect.
What if he'd messed with her common sense?
Of course Blanc wouldn't be mad at him.
Common sense alteration worked on everyone but him.
'No way it's because of that bet thing...'
"......"
'Betting on sex with the newbie soldier—that's just Hilde being Hilde. Could happen.'
In reality, Blanc was acting this way because she'd been caught in the common sense alteration.
Just like how Hilde had seen the breast handshake between Yi Hyun and Blanc without feeling the slightest discomfort.
Blanc saw nothing wrong with the "bet" between Hilde and Yi Hyun itself.
'I only brought Hilde to the arena because I'd won that real-sword duel betting on recruiting him to the knight order.'
Blanc thought to herself.
Hilde's competitive streak was insane.
She never refused a fight unless it was pure loss for her, and once it was on, she'd do anything to win.
That was why everyone around warned never to mention bets in front of Hilde.
She'd accept pretty much any challenge if it was fair, then pull out all the stops to win.
'No way... does anything go once it's a recognized bet?'
In other words, her warped common sense revolved around bets.
Any bet became utterly normal to her.
Even the people around her felt zero discomfort with the bet's contents.
Right now, Yi Hyun spreading Hilde's pussy...
That was just part of the "bet" on whether he'd grow after sex.
The issue was something else about Hilde—the act itself was perfectly natural.
That was the conclusion Yi Hyun had wracked his brain to reach.
"Newbie soldier, sorry to interrupt your bet, but step aside. This is serious."
"Yes, ma'am!"
'I'm saved...!!!'
The facts he'd pieced together went straight to the back burner.
He scrambled to his feet.
Just one look at Blanc's furious eyes told him getting tangled up now would be disastrous.
"......"
'Newbie, I showed you my pussy to calm you down, and you're ditching me without any loyalty!?'
Hilde was suddenly left alone in the most awkward spot.
Cold sweat started pouring down her body like rain.
It didn't take long for her thin white clothes to soak through completely.
"That is, um... Captain? Hear me out? The newbie, well."
"Teaching lewd words to an amnesiac newbie soldier—how could you?"
"I wasn't trying to! Males like this stuff, right? Thought it might help his training even a little."
"I'm truly disappointed in you, Hilde. Using his pure innocence about sex for sexual harassment."
"Sexual harassment!? I didn't even touch him! If anything..."
"No excuses, Hilde."
"I'm telling you, it's true?!"
Hilde's ears flapped wildly.
Seeing the usually mild-mannered Blanc this angry was a first.
Her instincts screamed that she was on the verge of something utterly ridiculous.
Her eyes darted around desperately for a way out.
They soon locked onto Yi Hyun.
"The newbie was staring at me everywhere too!"
"...Eek!!"
'Don't haunt me like a drowned ghost!!'
Thanks to that, the stern—no, not really stern—young man nearly got dragged in...
"———Huh?"
'The newbie soldier, Hilde?'
Hilde had no idea.
Right now, Blanc wasn't angry as the knight order captain.
She was angry as the loving female who'd claimed him.
Hilde's words hit her ears a little differently.
Her eyes flicked between her own chest and Hilde's.
"......"
'Sure enough, Hilde's are bigger.'
Blanc's were pretty sizable too.
But compared to Hilde's volume, they fell short—that was a fact.
Yi Hyun glancing her way was only natural.
And that naturalness grated on Blanc's nerves perfectly.
"No, the newbie soldier's blameless. This is all your fault."
"Why!? I even taught him not to do that..."
"Hands on your head. Right now."
"Eek!?"
Hilde shot her arms straight up.
The time-honored punishment that existed even in medieval times: standing with hands raised.
Of course, to a knight like her, this was nothing...
But in that instant—grab.
Blanc groped her breast.
"No matter how I think about it, your vulgar outfit's the problem, Hilde."
"...!!?"
"Wearing something this thin with no underwear underneath—what do you think you're doing? Trying to seduce the newbie soldier with those trashy tits?"
"Captain? The newbie can see everything?"
"It's soaked anyway, so it's all visible. I'm truly disappointed in you, Hilde. Putting on thin clothes on purpose to tempt that innocent boy. And you call yourself a knight?"
"But... I can't fight if I'm too hot, so thin clothes..."
"Is this a battlefield?"
"It's still hot though."
"No excuses, you naughty girl."
Genuine intimidation.
She grabbed with the ferocity to rip the breasts clean off, issuing her warning.
Don't loiter around the newbie anymore—the man she had her eyes on.
Reminding her of the status hierarchy while humiliating her to cement her own position.
Pure instinctual catfight.
"No more 'bets' with the newbie soldier from now on. It's obvious you'd stoop this low to win."
"......"
'Who's stooping low?'
Of course, from Yi Hyun's perspective, it was one hell of a show.
Hilde's getup was pretty slutty, after all.
Thin enough that her nipples showed right through, and if you got lucky, even the outline of her mound.
No one could deny Hilde's clothes were overly revealing.
But Blanc's outfit, the one calling it out?
'She parades around with her nipples and pussy straight-up exposed.'
Just a single see-through leotard clinging to her skin.
Holes punched everywhere so everything was on full display anyway.
Her freakishly sensitive nipples that stiffened at the slightest breeze, her pussy that got sopping wet every time—all of it.
Naked would've been less trashy.
In other words, the person in the most absurd outfit was dishing out the sensible scolding.
The thrill from the sheer contrast was off the charts.
'Whoa, she really barged in... makes me wanna mating press her right now...'
"......"
'Newbie, quit spectating and help a girl out! Gotta pay up for showing you my pussy!!'
Hilde glared daggers belatedly, but it fell flat.
Yi Hyun was already deep in spectator mode.
If there hadn't been anyone in front, he'd have dropped his pants on the spot—he was that locked in.
Hilde hesitated for a second...
'No choice—gotta save my own skin first!'
"More importantly, Captain? The thing is, the newbie was crying?"
She just spilled it straight.
Originally, she'd planned to keep quiet since guys crying was kinda awkward.
The truth that Yi Hyun had poured out all his weak complaints to her.
The effect was flawless.
"The newbie soldier cried?"
"Yeah! Bawling about how you're gonna kick him out and all that mess? Check the tear stains on the pillow!"
"......"
'No way... because of me yesterday?'
Blanc's seething rage evaporated in an instant.
Filling the void was worry.
'Well, from the newbie soldier's view, yesterday I...'
Called him over at night for a handshake.
Then suddenly squirted everywhere and chased him out.
It was natural for an innocent guy like him to misunderstand.
Imagining him crying all night made her heart ache terribly.
'This isn't the time to blame Hilde!'
"Newbie soldier, don't misunderstand! Yesterday wasn't what it looked like!"
She hurried to Yi Hyun and extended her hand.
In other words, thrust out her breasts.
A bewildered gaze turned her way.
"Lady Blanc...?"
"I was wrong yesterday. But I swear on my honor, I wasn't trying to boot you from the knight order. Please believe me."
"Huh?"
'For real?'
His hand hesitated to reach out.
From life-or-death panic moments ago to suddenly groping breasts.
Intelligence 1 was overwhelmed trying to keep up with the whiplash.
Seeing that only made Blanc feel more pity.
'Is he scared of me? Hesitating on the handshake he loves so much?'
"Please... I'm not someone who hates you. Not at all."
If anything.
One phrase swirled in Blanc's mouth before fading away.
She couldn't say it yet.
"So please, hold my hand."
"Uh, um... Okay!"
'No clue what's going on, but hey—I'm alive!'
Meanwhile, oblivious to Blanc's feelings, Yi Hyun lunged—
Grabbing her breast and kneading away.
"...Hng♡ Hn, hng♡"
'Called Hilde trashy, but truth is, I'm the one creaming myself from the newbie soldier's hand...♡'
Sweet moans echoed through the dorm for a good while.
Blanc was finally released after her thighs were drenched slick with pussy juice.
'Wanna keep going, but if I cum that hard again, I might actually die.'
"Thank you, Lady Blanc. I feel much better now."
Yi Hyun, who'd pulled away just shy of her climax.
His face was bright and cheerful, like nothing had happened.
"Ah...♡"
'Just a little more and...♡'
Blanc, on the other hand, wore a deeply unsatisfied expression.
Her eyes overflowed with lingering desire as she gazed at him, then squeezed them shut like she was forcing it down.
Her heated breaths betrayed her arousal.
"...?"
'This smell... same as last time. Is the captain in heat or something?'
Hilde gawked at Blanc, whose pussy had soaked from a mere handshake.
Whoa, the captain's been pent up bad—she was horrified.
But Blanc herself was too busy steadying her ragged breaths to notice.
"Haa, huu...♡"
"So, Lady Blanc? What brings you to the dorm?"
"Ah♡ right♡"
She perked up at Yi Hyun's question.
Shuffling her trembling thighs, she fetched the scrolls tossed near the door.
Pussy juice dripping sloppily onto the floor was just par for the course.
'Whoa! Hansel and Gretel!'
Yi Hyun had that silly thought upon seeing it, but...
"I've narrowed down the villages the newbie soldier might be from to three candidates, based on merchant purchase logs and sighting reports."
"...Pardon?"
"Does any scene here jog your memory? Might bring back something you'd forgotten. Your name, maybe."
She spread the parchments before him.
Pictures of three villages.
'Uh, um... whatever.'
"This one looks kinda familiar?"
He pointed to one without much thought.
The most prosperous-looking one, the kind where a young guy like him might've passed through.
———But at that moment.
Blanc and Hilde, who'd been watching, both turned dead serious.
"...You sure about that, newbie?"
"Yes! And my name... I think it was Yi Hyun!"
"...Recalling your name is a good thing."
The atmosphere chilled in an instant.
Even after hearing the name they'd only called him "newbie" up till now, no one was happy.
Hilde and Blanc's eyes met.
"But Captain, this place is..."
"Yes."
It was a village they'd visited recently.
The one where the Imperial 2nd Knight Order had been dispatched en masse—to hell itself.
'I thought meeting the newbie soldier was pure luck...'
'Makes sense we crossed paths. We were on the same route from the start.'
The village's name was Zaksen.
Recently, a high-ranking demon had appeared there.
By the time the 2nd Knight Order arrived, it was nothing but a ruin piled with corpses.
'Then the newbie soldier's family, his lover...'
'All dead.'
The hometown he had to return to with his lost memories, the bonds he had to reclaim...
They had already turned into a mound of corpses.