Chapter 1
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 1
Chapter Title: Mods are God and Invincible
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Me, Yi Hyun, twenty-five years old, male.
Aspiring web novel author who'd been writing ever since getting discharged from the military.
Just like all the other failures out there.
Today, I was slacking off as usual.
'You need downtime to create, right? Obviously.'
And so, I dove headfirst.
Into the ocean of the internet.
In search of a game worth playing.
It didn't take long to find something pretty decent.
'Overwhelmingly positive? AAA quality?'
"Might as well give it a spin."
I bought it right away.
I might suck at writing novels, but I never skimped on games.
'Time to grab some help from the veterans.'
Tack-tack—
I fired off a post on an internet community.
True to my aspiring writer roots, replies poured in fast.
Title: First time using a tampon, do I need to apply lube?
Is this game fun?
Newbie here looking for beginner info pls
?
I'm actually curious if you really need to apply it lol
Read the notice first, you fucking newbie
(link)
Already found it, let's go
??
I politely clapped back at the insults aimed my way.
Then clicked the link right away.
A massive wall of info hit me.
'Dark fantasy's tough, so newbies should install mods first?'
How does a game community's notice start with mod installation?
What about purists like me who love vanilla?
'But a real man does what he's told.'
Thanks to the helpful guide in the notice, I started installing mods.
It wasn't hard at all.
[Max 5 mods allowed, but newbies should stick to two...]
'They don't know me. If I'm compromising, might as well go all in.'
Straight to full dark fantasy normalization.
Max limit, all five slots filled.
Click— the mouse sounded crisp.
MOD - Korean Translation
'This one's a must.'
First up: the Korean patch.
Obvious for any Korean.
Overhaul Mod - 'Gunner'
[One of the recommended mods for newbies. Install if you don't want to waste hours on tutorials.]
'Gunner in a dark fantasy? Traditional fantasy vibes.'
Second: a beginner-friendly combat assist mod.
A godsend for a noob like me.
Overhaul Mod - Improved Convenience
[Removes weapon durability, inventory weight and volume limits. Downside: game gets too easy...]
'This too.'
Third: a mod with inventory expansions and QoL features.
They said it made things way more comfy, so on it went.
"Phew..."
'Got the three recommendations done. Last two are my picks.'
Scroll-scroll— mouse wheel spinning.
Hundreds of mods flew by.
Sorted by high ratings, but nothing clicked.
—Hold up.
'——Wait, this one?'
Until I spotted it.
I thought nothing appealed.
Overhaul Mod - Virginity Purge
'A god mod like this exists!!!'
Virginity Purge.
Five letters, total.
Hemingway himself couldn't top that.
Tears welled up.
[Warning! Includes NPC gender imbalance, setting distortions, etc...]
'Truly a god game!!'
Warning popped up, but ignored and installed.
No time to ponder its bottom ranking.
'Probably pissed off the snowflakes.'
"Now for the last one..."
Back to the community.
Four mods down.
One slot left.
Crowdsource the choice.
Title: Galju Getting Brazilian Wax and Farting.jpg
(Mod program screenshot)
Teachers, what mod should I add here?
Recommend some brain-melting dopamine shower mods
Title goes hard lmao
Was scared it might be Cass...
Should I change it~?
Nooo don't
Don't slander her ffs she doesn't even have pubes
Anyone can see it's a lush forest even world trees can't match...!!
Why are you eating this right now
Some negative reactions, but no flame war ensued.
Thanks to the comment right below.
But what's Virginity Purge?
Why tf in a non-eroge
??????
Isn't this an eroge? It had the 19+ tag
It's 19+ cuz it's brutal
"What kind of trash game is this!!!!"
Virginity Purge at rock bottom ratings?
Because it's pointless, huh.
I sighed in defeat.
Empty.
'Just skip it for something else...'
-Ding.
(suspicious-looking URL)
Install this shithead
But then.
Someone dropped a link.
Not on my mod rec post, but the first one from hours ago.
'IP says it's that Galju slander guy who raged earlier.'
Why's the site URL so sketch
Cuz it's underground
But why post in comments
For your eyes only
Are you a girl by any chance
Why
Hawawa your dick's too big it'd be tough unless she's a cute drifter waifu
Shut your bullshit mouth and install it, it's a 19+ expansion mod
Thank you big bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd dodged thinking it was phishing, but clicked anyway.
For an eroge, risking malware was worth it.
-Click... flash!
"Kraa?"
"...Kiyaaaaack!!!"
'Possession out of nowhere? Didn't see that coming!!!'
Didn't expect to face a monster horde nosediving into a corpse instead of grandma.
And moments later.
Overhaul Mod - 'Gunner' applying
"Die, you bastards!!!!"
I unloaded the assault rifle.
Full auto, rat-tat-tat.
It worked like a charm.
"Wh-what is that!"
"A human with a sword out of nowhere... gyaaack!!"
Thud-thud— goblins turning into Swiss cheese.
Blood and chunks flying everywhere.
Gruesome, but I didn't blink.
'I almost ended up like that!!'
Panic from sudden possession.
Panic from the first corpse and being chased.
All turned to dopamine.
Adrenaline surging uncontrollably.
"That sound... o-our kin are dying!"
"Revenge!!"
Perfect, more goblins charging this way.
Muzzle swung over.
Slaughter time.
"You too, die!!!"
"......!? How does a human speak goblin... kyaaaack!!"
Gunfire roared.
Quieter than military rifles.
Hit sounds like sword slashes.
Probably mod side effect.
Not my problem.
"Just die!!!!"
Bullets spraying.
Korean generosity on full display.
Impossible even in modern times, but
Overhaul Mod - Improved Convenience applying
'Convenience mod is god and invincible!'
Reloading? Mag swaps? Ammo shortages?
No such hassles.
Just pull the trigger.
"Huff, huff..."
'Just shooting's exhausting.'
Vision swimming.
Sprint then fight? Obvious.
But my efforts weren't wasted.
-Ding!
Battle of Beginnings
📍 Goblins Defeated:150/3
⏰ Achievement:50x Over! Unbelievable feat!
'I-I did it!!!'
Status Window victory report.
150 goblin corpses strewn ahead.
Dopamine exploding.
[Bonus: 500% EXP gained...]
'Ooh, EXP too!'
Following rewards.
Excitement building.
In dark fantasy, levels are never enough.
And what greeted me was...
-Ding.
Overhaul Mod - '???' applying.
EXP only via sexual activity.
Excess EXP converted to tribute. +750 Contribution Points.
"Huh?"
That shady drifter's link.
The fifth mod I didn't pick.
'Can't get stronger without sex...?'
What the hell.
God game got weird.
My honest take.
'Just cuz 19+ is enabled doesn't mean I can do it.'
Sex is easy for some.
Not for me.
Reasons I'm single at this age.
'Fucked!!'
No EXP like this.
Stuck at level 1 forever.
In unpredictable dark fantasy.
How to survive? Worry mounting, but...
-Step.
"This is...?"
Footsteps.
Muzzle whipped around.
"Wh-who goes there!!"
"That gun... your doing, right?"
At the rifle's end.
An armored woman smiled.
Noble beauty, tongue-tied me.
'Whoa, she's gorgeous...'
"Lower the gun first. I'm not your enemy."
"......!!? Y-yes, ma'am!!"
And whoosh—
Her figure blurred, suddenly beside me.
Super speed.
'How fast to leave afterimages?'
Blink-fast.
Teleport vibes, but...
No time for awe.
"Lots to say, but this first..."
-Clank.
Her armor vanished.
Underneath,
"......Gasp!!"
'Boobs!'
Heart-shaped cutout.
Nipples and pussy exposed in a leotard.
Hard to believe for a noble knight.
Am I dreaming? But dreamier things incoming.
"Without you, their massacres would've continued. Clever bastards flee from powerhouses like me."
"Wh-why the outfit..."
"But you broke the cycle. You've saved thousands."
"S-sorry, I mean, I..."
"Time to show due respect."
Grab— she took my hand.
My untouched hand.
To her chest.
"Pleased to meet you. I'm Blanc, twenty-three. Honored to serve as Captain of the Imperial 2nd Knight Order, despite my shortcomings."
"......Huuuuh!!!?"
'B-boobs!!!'
Mystery fifth mod.
Its true power revealing itself.