I Made a Wish with a Monkey Hand
A little while ago, I received the item I had ordered.
“Is this a monkey hand? It really is a real monkey hand.”
The mysterious item that grants wishes.
I bought it half-believing in the scam.
The shape was quite creepy.
A real monkey hand sliced off and turned into a keychain.
The desiccated, shriveled appearance of a mummy made it even more bizarre.
“I bought it in a drunken haze, though…”
The price was only 20,000 won, but it was an extremely creepy object.
“Still, I should try making a wish. Lottery jackpot? Coin explosion? Hmm.”
Wishing for money felt a bit boring.
The best option would be money, but I wasn’t exactly desperate.
“Right now, the most desperate thing is probably women.”
I graduated high school and immediately got a job.
The company that dispatches personal bodyguards was mostly men.
There were a few women, but their attitudes were so bad that I honestly couldn’t stand to look at them.
Thanks to that, my life has had little connection with women.
“Then please turn all the pretty girls into my sex slaves.”
I raised the monkey hand as if shaking hands and waved it around.
“…What kind of nonsense is this? Go to sleep already.”
I had to go to work tomorrow, so I needed to sleep early.
I tossed the monkey hand roughly onto the floor and lay down on the bed.
And at that moment, I had no idea that…
Making a wish to the monkey hand would grant the wish in an unexpected direction.