Ep.1 - The Great Thief Philmark (1)
Ep.1 - The Great Thief Philmark (1)
"Uueup! Uueuuueup...!"
"Jjop, jjoop... puhu..."
"How is it? Can you handle it?"
"Fuuuck... I could suck it all day..."
"It's my turn now, right? Move it!"
"Ohogok! Aheuik! Stooop!"
"Jjyuap! Jjup! Jjooooooop!"
"You're killing meee! Sucking like that is killing meee!"
"Looks like he's dying from how good it feels. Don't worry, the noonas will suck as much as we want. There's still three more of us left."
"Please... please stop... I really can't get it up anymore... my dick feels weird..."
"What's that supposed to mean? You can't get it up for my turn? Wow... such blatant discrimination. I'm getting seriously pissed off."
"That's not it... really... at this rate..."
"Whatever. I'm sucking until it's hard again. Get over here!"
"N-nooo..."
"Ehiik! Eheuk! I said stooop!!"
"Jjyuwap, jjyaap! Jjyuuup... pyuhu... Look at this. It's hard, right? You're so dead. As punishment for lying, I'm sucking for 30 more minutes. Jjyuut..."
"No, no...! It's getting pulled out! It's gonna get ripped off! Please, just stop! I'm begging you!"
"E...heuk..."
"There's still one more person after me and you're already like this? Why don't you fucking pull yourself together?"
"I... hate this..."
"...Whatever. I'm gonna have some too..."
"Ah... auh... uueuk! Uuut! Hiieuueuk...!"
"Jjyuwap, jjyuuup... jjooooop♥"
"..."
"Ah fuck! I told you to go easy on him! How the hell am I supposed to suck it in this condition!"
"Haaah... I did think about you and tried to just make him come once and be done with it. It's not my fault the others sucked him like crazy before I got to him."
"Then why don't you pick an earlier spot next time~ You drew the back of the line yourself, so why the hell are you bitching about it."
"At least you can keep sucking without worrying about the next person. Just be satisfied with that and do your thing."
"Fuck... Hey, get up! Hey! I said get up!"
"...Keheuk."
"Don't you fucking exaggerate...! I'm sucking until I'm fully satisfied, so you better know that and get it up properly."
"..."
"But hey, shouldn't we be heading back soon? It's almost mealtime, we should get going early and cook that wild boar we caught."
"Ah, I'm not going! You guys go. Even if I have to skip dinner, I'm sucking all night."
"Suit yourself."
"Euugik... keuuk..."
"Jjup! Jjup! Jjyuuup! Jjup, jjyut!"
"E...euk..."
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Why the hell was I acting like this?
Why did that bastard keep popping into my head...!
"Fuck..."
I'd caught a man, had sex with him, and even the lie I'd told my subordinates had been smoothed over...!
There was absolutely no reason to feel this shitty, so why the hell was this happening!
Glug, glug—
Inside the hideout, a woman sat chugging one drink after another.
Her name was Riko.
However, no one in this world knew her real name.
What others called her was,
a thief, or a boss,
or trash, or a vicious criminal,
...or Great Thief Philmark.
'Why the hell...'
She was currently racking her brain over her shaken inner state, and to calm that confusion, she was gulping down the strongest of strong liquor.
Her inner state, which outwardly translated to irritation or frustration, held—upon closer inspection—a rather fresh and naive emotion nestled deep within.
But it was an emotion that even she herself couldn't properly recognize, an emotion that kept making her think of [that one man] who was her first experience.
So from Riko's perspective, having no idea why, there was nothing she could do but keep downing alcohol and letting out one heavy sigh after another.
"Haaa..."
The image of that man, captured by her subordinate and struggling desperately, was vivid in her eyes.
The moment she saw that sight, her mind went blank and she impulsively had an utterly lewd thought,
and soon, unable to control her boiling desire, she dragged the man into the hideout and fucking ravaged him like a dog.
This was a highly unusual incident,
because it meant that Great Thief Philmark, who had run her mouth bragging that she'd fucked every kind of man in the world and had no interest in sex anymore, had harbored a fiery lust for a single man!
'That's because that bastard was... so goddamn fuckable...'
Of course, as her excuse went, the sudden rape wasn't Philmark's fault, but rather because that lewd slut of a bastard was practically advertising to be fucked senseless.
A man who acted all haughty as if he were different from other men, yet swayed his tail gently while stark naked without a single piece of cloth, and popped a boner at the slightest provocation!
A sinful man that even Riko, who had carefully preserved her first experience, couldn't resist and ravaged...!
'Fuck! Whatever. Other bandit crews all catch one guy each to keep as their personal Dragon sex slaves! I was just doing the usual bandit thing like always.'
That was a fair point.
From the perspective of a bandit crew that could commit all sorts of crimes, even murder without hesitation, catching one man and passing him around like a dog wasn't a big deal. If anything, it was the Philmark Bandit Troop that had never once caught a man before that was strange.
What became the issue now was that the man's image kept flickering in Riko's mind and was fucking getting on her nerves.
She'd fucked him to her heart's content and then handed him over to her subordinates to enjoy, so why did this unpleasant frustration keep welling up endlessly in her heart?
'Don't tell me...'
Don't tell me!
That Great Thief Philmark,
had developed feelings for a man she'd caught and fucked the shit out of?
Like that [love game] bullshit that normal men and women do?
'I must be insane! There's no way in hell!'
Her one eye not covered by the eyepatch trembled violently, unable to hide her shock.
The terrifying thought that surfaced in her mind was utterly unacceptable, and just thinking about it was deeply humiliating and infuriating!
"F-fuck!"
She hurled the innocent liquor bottle outside the hideout, spat out a curse, then shot up and strode over to the liquor barrel.
Crash—
In the instant the sound of the bottle shattering outside reached her ears, she snatched up a new bottle and shoved it straight into the barrel.
'I absolutely do not get hung up on men. I just wanted to fuck him, so I fucked him once! That's it. There's no other reason. That's the whole story.'
Though, that said, her past record of never having captured other men made it quite suspicious...
Riko was racking her brain and laying out her logic in her own way, so let's all generously close our eyes and move on.
Anyway, she desperately shook her head and forcefully shook off those foolish thoughts that would tarnish her notoriety,
and lifting the now-full liquor bottle high, she started gulping it down again.
'Fuck!'
She herself was continuing to think about [the man dragged off by her subordinates], so she had to come up with a proper answer as to why the hell she kept thinking about him.
Otherwise, her heart would continue to be tormented and left reeling.
'Was it a waste to hand him over to the girls? No! Why the hell would one measly man be a waste? We're the Philmark Bandit Troop who share life and death together! They're my precious subordinates who've been with me all this time. Would that be a waste?'
The thoughts continued.
Her head spinning hazily from the alcohol's effects.
'Ah! Right. Now I get it. I'm like this because I'm worried that bastard might let slip that I was a virgin when shit got crazy. That's it. That's what it is!'
Her hazy mind finally reached a conclusion. The conclusion that she was terribly worried and angry about him possibly committing an insolent act was far more rational than the unbelievable conclusion that she had feelings for the man.
'When he comes back, I'll give him a proper lesson...! To the point where he won't even dare to open his mouth...'
"H-huh? Why did only you guys come back?"
But without the man, only the four subordinates returned to the hideout giggling!
"Ah, boss! Leila said she'll come after sucking a bit more. For now, we're gonna go roast the wild boar we caught."
"Ah, really...? Go ahead. Right..."
"Sit down and rest easy! We'll handle everything."
"Uung...? Ah, no! I've already rested plenty. I'll just take a walk and look around the area a bit."
"Yes ma'am! Take care!"
No, it had already been about five hours since they left, and they were still doing it?
No matter what, this was too much! Even though she'd told them to do as much as they wanted, this was a bit...!
She had to quickly go to Leila and tell her to stop and rest. Th-this wasn't because she was worried about that man, it was because she was worried about Leila!
...With such thoughts in mind, Riko headed toward her subordinate, Leila.
Thanks to her exceptional detection and tracking abilities, finding Leila didn't take very long.
However, Riko, having found Leila and the man...
"..."
hid behind a tree and secretly watched the two of them.
Why she made that choice, she wasn't quite sure.
"I... I'm shorry... hiyeuk... enouugh..."
A few words from her, and Leila wouldn't be able to disobey the boss's orders, so she would have stopped sucking immediately.
"P-please let me live... let me lib..."
And yet the bandit boss, Riko, watching her subordinate mercilessly suck the man, felt her breath grow terribly ragged and her mind grow hazy.
And because of her constricting chest and heart that felt like it would burst, she gritted her teeth desperately and hid her body.
With her one eye, she etched the man's melted expression and tear-streaked face into her memory.
Riko unknowingly gripped the tree she was hiding behind tightly,
Pagagak—
and the tree, crushed like tofu under Riko's grip, oozed thick sap.