Ep.1 - I'll Make You Regret Being Born with a Dick..! (1)

'Save me!'

Too late, I screamed 'Save me!' inside my head. Until just moments ago, all I could think was, 'it can't possibly get any shittier than this,' but looking back now, that was complete horseshit.

The point I'd thought was rock bottom turned ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠out to have a basement beneath it, and below that basement, hell.

The fact that I still couldn't apply what I'd learned from stock trading to real life—that was just Dragon-dumb.

"Chuuup... chup..."

"Unh..."

Even as I desperately tried to turn my head away, the thief leader's relentlessly probing tongue smeared slippery saliva all over my face. The creeping stench of her spit stung my nose, making my face scrunch up involuntarily.

"Mmmph..."

Because I knew the moment I opened my mouth, that tongue would slide right in, I couldn't part my lips and could only let out a God-moan internally. Thanks to that, I ended up inhaling not just the reek of spit, but her hot breath straight through my nose.

"Hoo... fuck... open your mouth."

In that sharp voice, the thief leader tapped my lips with her tongue. Since I was being violated with my eyes squeezed shut, I couldn't see clearly, but I was pretty sure she was wearing a fierce, snake-like expression.

"Open up, I said."

I tried turning my head to the right to dodge her, but her hand held me firmly and kept me from turning properly, so there was no escaping her tongue tormenting my lips.

"Haa... let's make this pleasant for both of us. You said it was your first time, right? That's why I'm setting the mood. Open your mouth while I'm still being nice."

Nice?

She called licking me all over with her tongue being nice. Fuck.

When I didn't open my mouth, the thief leader dripped spit from above, testing the waters, and the sensation of those subtly cold droplets tracing down my face was something I just couldn't get used to.

"..."

Still, I squeezed my eyes shut and resisted as much as I could. I didn't want my spirit broken, didn't want to become a 'fully broken-in sex slave' like in some doujin manga or smut novel.

I'm a human being.

There's no way I'd ever surrender to this kind of unethical, merciless violence and sexual exploitation...

"You really don't fucking listen."

She pinched my nose shut with her hand. My body, which had been breathing through my nose, panicked at the suddenly blocked airway. Both my hands flew to her hand, clawing frantically to pry it off as I struggled to breathe.

But it didn't budge at all. I couldn't understand how she could do this. Was it because this was a fantasy world and mana or something existed? Otherwise, being this powerless...

Being pinned down, unable to do anything while being violated—this just didn't make any sense...!

"Hhheek! Heek!"

As my oxygen-starved body gradually hit its limit, my secondary respiratory organ—my mouth—flew open. Regardless of my will or effort, the God-body's reactions were always honest, so there was nothing I could do.

"Chuup... chp... chuuup..."

The thief leader shoved her own God-breath and tongue into my open mouth instead of air, and only then did she release my nose and allow me to breathe.

The obscene sounds that assaulted my ears echoed throughout the cave hideout, and my body, hearing those sounds from closer than anyone, grew excited at my first kiss in my entire life. My ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠head went blank.

No matter how forced this situation was, ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠the thief leader was a veritable beauty without a single flaw aside from the eyepatch she wore. Sharing a kiss with such a beauty felt less repulsive than the other things. It was a forced kiss, sure, but it was a lot better than her burying her nose into my neck and inhaling, or turning the area around my lips into a sloppy mess of spit.

'No, get a God-grip. Better my ass...'

It was just comparatively better, that's all. It definitely didn't feel good or anything!

I'm not some perverted masochist who gets off on this shit!

But the thing was, her beastly tongue work was enough to make my own tongue go numb, and I found myself getting hotter without realizing it. Since I'd never kissed before, I couldn't really tell if she was a good kisser, but I could be God-damned sure it was incredibly intense.

"Chup, chuuup... chuuap..."

It had gone far beyond a simple exchange of saliva. That much was clear. Experiencing firsthand that such a vulgar, lewd act existed in this world gave me a splitting headache.

I'd lived a life where I'd never even held a girl's hand, and the very first thing I got was a reverse-rape kiss.

What I had imagined was,

what I had wished for—

my girlfriend and I, both beginners, lying in bed with racing hearts,

in an atmosphere that was awkward and tense,

me mustering my Dragon-courage, soothing her, leading the kiss, and getting ready for the act.

But fuck...

"Chuuap! Chuuuup... chp, chuuup, chp..."

A violent kiss that sucked out all my spit, and the leader's tongue, rigid as a sword, roaming around my mouth...

This was reality. This was my first kiss.

"Puhh..."

She ended the long, long kiss and briefly raised her body. Our mixed saliva, stretched as long as that enduring kiss, snapped apart and fell weakly onto my face. With that sensation, I finally opened my tightly shut eyes.

..Before my eyes was a toned woman with bronze skin, her two firm breasts resting above a washboard stomach. She looked down at me with eyes like a snake eyeing prey, or an eagle, letting out ragged breaths one after another. Seeing her lick her lips with her tongue, I thought the snake comparison fit far better.

What was even scarier was that her generous hips, the kind you'd rarely see back in my original world, were planted squarely on my waist. The sensation of firm yet soft thighs pressing against my sides, the soft and springy plumpness of her buttocks resting on my waist, combined with the extreme visual stimulation—it was simply unbearable.

"Yeah, you lewd bastard..."

The thief leader had noticed my feelings too. No, she couldn't *not* notice. Because my lower God-body was harder than ever, springing up as if to pierce the sky at any second.

"N-No, that's not..."

"What do you mean it's not? You were wandering around like that because you wanted it too, weren't you?"

"I said it's not!"

"Forget it. You look ready enough already, so let's start right away."

With those firm, commanding words, the thief leader grabbed my dick and immediately guided it to her own God-hole. The touch of her hand as she aligned it was so hot and soft that I inadvertently let out a God-moan.

"Hngh..."

It wasn't the kind of God-moan that heroines in stories let out when they're corrected by the protagonist's magnificent dick, but even that short sound was enough to make the thief leader flash a sinister smile. Then she pressed the entrance of her terrifyingly lewd pussy mound against my rock-hard glans, and just like a snake swallowing its prey, she gulped it right in!

"Aghk!"

A sensation incomparably different from when I gripped my dick with my right hand washed over me. It was different from the feeling of simple skin ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠sliding back and forth on the surface of my dick, from masturbating with the moderate pressure of a hand rubbing up and down. The woman who had been violently kissing me just moments before was now applying pressure from all directions with the warm, bumpy walls of her own God-pussy. At this sensation I could never have felt with a hand, my mouth fell open on its own.

"Hn..ngh..."

What was surprising was that, despite her lewd body, the thief leader was inserting my dick while remaining very tight. Perceiving that dissonance, I unconsciously found myself looking down at our junction.

'What the...'

A single trickle of blood ran down my deeply swallowed dick. Seeing that, more than the sensation of her pussy gripping my dick or the fact that I was being raped, the shocking fact that this thief leader was a virgin filled my head.

'A virgin? What the...'

Just as that question repeated in my head.

"Haa... ah...? Th-this fuck!"

"Aahk!"

The thief leader, who had been savoring the sensation inside her pussy while enjoying my dick, saw my face and suddenly changed her attitude, abruptly starting to curse.

"Yeah! I'm a virgin! What! You just looked down on me, didn't you? You son of a bitch...!"

'What the hell are you talking about!'

I was surprised but had absolutely no intention of looking down on her, but she jumped to conclusions and got angry, immediately starting to bounce her hips.

"Ungh...!"

"Hn... ooh..."

And why are you grabbing my hair!

It hurts, damn it!

The thief leader held my head down with all her strength and slowly moved her hips, and with those movements, a sexual stimulation so acute I could feel every single fold of her pussy found its way in.

"If you tell my subordinates it was my first time, I'll kill you...! No, you're just dead. I'll squeeze you until you can't even speak, until you're God-damned senseless. So you won't even dare to crawl away...! So you won't even dare to open your mouth...!!!"

"Aghk! Wait a sec! A little slower...!"

With one hand I grabbed the hair she was pulling, and with the other I desperately tapped her thigh, begging for mercy. But now she stared at me with venomous eyes and actually picked up speed, bouncing her hips even faster!

"Euk! Eek!"

Sounds I had never made before began bursting out randomly. An absurd, tremendous sensation traveled up my dick and my head went blank. This was the complete opposite of what my popular friends said, that sex was no big deal once you actually did it. If I keep getting it like this, won't I become an idiot who only thinks about sex?

From the head to the very base, not a single part was left untouched—her pussy gripped it tight, tight, and because of the immense pleasure so overwhelming that I couldn't even register I was being raped, I was simply pinned underneath and squeezed dry.

"I'll make you regret being born with a dick. You're dead today...! You'll become a God-damned dumbass who knows nothing but sex. Got it!?"

"Urghk!"