Equipping the Beautiful Girl Card to the Extra-Large Cock!

"Why... my card?"

This was it. The classic "Ace Card Theft" trope that always popped up in card game anime.

Except in this case, I, the owner, wasn't the one who wanted to steal it.

"We succubi live by sucking the vital energy of others," the gal succubus sneered. "With such a premium female right in front of us, why wouldn't we take her? Just so you know, if you lose even once, it's over. The lady's ace will immediately become a succubus. Even if she goes back to her original deck, she won't be able to receive support as a Holy Empire card anymore."

Even though she was a follower I had summoned, she was acting completely on her own whim and threatening Mrs. Yumi.

"How could you! Not Gracia! Even if I have to break myself, I will stop this!" Yumi cried.

"Master! Ah, aaahhh~!" Gracia wailed.

The holy nun was crawling on all fours, spraying squirts of fluid as she endured a triple assault on her anus, nipples, and clitoris. Mrs. Yumi herself was dripping love juice down her thighs, barely holding on.

"There has to be a way... Even without a magic card, there must be a way to win!!"

"Hmm. A way to win, you say?"

Seeing Yumi refuse to admit defeat, the gal succubus offered a teasing suggestion.

"Fine. I'll give you a hint. Our master is currently being dominated by the deck. Our trait of stealing vital energy has transferred to him. So, if you want to save your master and calm us down, the fastest way is to make him blow his load with that slutty body of yours."

Immediately after, my body began to move on its own.

My pants and underwear were pulled down, exposing my fully erect cock.

"This is... a bit much..." I groaned.

Since this was actually causing me embarrassment, I resisted more fiercely than before, but it was no use.

"If that's true, then this is our chance! Gracia! Direct attack on Lee Baek—!!"

"Ghhk~!!"

The crawling nun lunged toward my crotch the moment she heard the attack command. She wasn't running on two legs, nor was she crawling on four. She was hopping forward on three limbs, keeping one hand pressed against the floor.

With every movement, the eel toy wedged in her anus thrashed, drilling into her backside. Crying from the intense pleasure, she stuck out her tongue and clamped her mouth around my cock.

"Haaah! H-Here I go! Sacred Deepthroat Blowjob!! —Mmph! Gk, wub! Mgghhh!!! Gulp, gulp~♡ Gurgle, gulp~♡"

Does sucking a dick really require an attack chant? I wondered.

Gracia didn't hesitate to throw her body into it, living up to her title as a holy nun. Opening her throat wide, she choked down my massive, throbbing shaft, bobbing her head ten times a second to simulate a tight, wet fuck.

"Mghh, gulp, gulp~♡ Oggh, gulp~♡ Cough... Gk... Gah! —Haaah!?"

She sounded like she was suffocating, letting out pained groans, but her speed and rhythm didn't falter for a second.

Her hot, wet throat enveloped my entire shaft. The ribbed contours of her throat, which could never be replicated by a hand, continuously stimulated my glans. Pre-cum leaked out, and my prostate burned as if I were on the verge of erupting.

"Khk... Oh, nggh! Ogh, gulp... Gurgle... Haaah, slurp~♡"

"Aha! The holy nun is sucking dick so fast she's leaving afterimages," the gal succubus giggled. "But the stimulation is still a bit lacking to make Master cum. At this rate, your turn is going to end with nothing but a wasted blowjob~☆"

"Nggghhhhhh—!!!!"

Gracia abandoned all ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠dignity, combining deepthroating with a vacuum-like suction. Under normal circumstances, it was a blowjob so intense that anyone would have ejaculated within seconds. However, due to the current state of my body, the semen that should have burst forth long ago remained locked inside.

"I knew it. He's abstained for too long," Yumi muttered. "Especially since he's been holding back from masturbating because of Taeyang."

"Are you seriously getting frustrated over that? Teehee. You really are a hilarious woman~," the succubus mocked.

Realizing their turn was about to end, Yumi issued another command.

"I would never normally do this, but it's all to save Mr. Lee Baek. —Gracia!"

"H-Understood! Moving on to Sacred Rimjob Handjob!!"

"Whoa!?" I gasped.

This time, she scrambled behind my rear, eagerly thrusting her tongue out to give me a rimjob.

"Slurp, slurp, slurp~♡ Lick, lick, lick~♡"

She pointed the tip of her tongue, licking the folds of my anus as if scooping them outward. Rather than thrusting deep inside, this flicking and scooping motion felt incredibly good. Combined with her hand vigorously stroking my shaft—rubbing the glans she had just been sucking—my urethra twitched as if I were finally about to blow.

"Now, c-cum... with my Sacred Rimjob... spit out the evil energy along with your semen... and return to your senses—mmph! Slurp, slurp~♡ Lick, lick~♡"

"~~~~!!!"

The holy nun's words made my gal succubus burst into hysterical laughter, completely forgetting her lines.

"Sacred Rimjob Handjob"... It was exactly the kind of vulgar attack name that would delight a trashy card like her.

"Ah, seriously! I'm dying here!" the succubus cackled.

"—Eh? Ahhh!?"

The moment her laughter subsided, the enthusiastic rimjob came to an abrupt halt. Because Yumi and Gracia's attack phase had dragged on for too long, the turn was forced to end. Naturally, the rimjob-giving holy nun returned to her side of the field, and I drew a new card.

"Ugh. We failed..." Yumi whimpered.

"It's okay... We got a reaction out of him... If we can just survive this turn, we win!!" Gracia encouraged.

Normally, it wouldn't be surprising if they were weeping from shame and humiliation, yet they were incredibly resolute.

"Those two are under the influence of the Moral Degeneration tag, so their common sense and shame are pretty warped," the succubus whispered in my mind. "But I don't know how long the effect will last. So, let's stop playing around and finish this."

A suspicious power surged from the card I had just drawn. Just as the succubus had predicted, this was undoubtedly the finishing blow.

Wait. Before that... why are you doing this? I asked internally.

"I told you. We just came out to feed on vital energy. The deck was only recently born, so we were starving. And then Master suddenly used the deck—used us, right?"

If that was the case, you could have just told me.

"We were too hungry to have the luxury of talking. Besides, thanks to absorbing all this energy, we succeeded in creating a clone of our master. Shouldn't you be praising us instead?"

...A clone?

I looked down at the card I had drawn.

The blank black card glowed, and a new illustration and text materialized upon it.

I slapped my forehead the moment I read it.

Yep, this is definitely it. The kind of card a villain would pull out in the final battle to stop the protagonist.

Needless to say, it was absolutely not a card meant for a protagonist, let alone one of his allies.

"Ugh... h-hieee... k-khh...!!" Gracia whimpered.

Gracia wet herself right there on the floor, even though she didn't know exactly what I had summoned. Being a card herself, she seemed to instinctively sense the sheer scale of this entity. She was experiencing a primal terror, like an ordinary human facing Cthulhu. I actually felt a bit sorry for her.

"Master, M-Master!!"

"Gracia? What's wrong?!" Yumi asked.

"Surrender! I don't care if I get taken, just end it here! Hurry!!"

"I can't do that! You're my partner! This whole situation happened because of me. Please, let me protect you!!"

"That's not it! Please, just surrender!"

Not understanding why her own ace card was panicking, Yumi just stood there blankly until I summoned my follower.

The accumulated Climax Counters stood at 15.

Even with the cost reduced by that amount, it still required 10 mana to summon.

"■■■■■!!!!"

It was a centaur.

The classic half-man, half-horse beast of Greek mythology.

True to its status as my ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠ace, the human upper half looked exactly like me. A horse's lower body, a human's torso. The only difference was that while the face was mine, the body was that of a muscular, long-haired man. My senses were connected to it, but unlike Gracia, it possessed no self-awareness. That was because I wasn't the one currently in control of the deck.

"Master, I'll issue the command for you," the gal succubus declared. "Activate Setauros the Impaler's effect! Equip that perverted holy nun, Gracia! Chiron's Piercing~!!"

"Ah, n-no, stop... Master! Masterrr!!"

As the gal succubus called out the special move, the massive beast—standing nearly three meters tall—began to move.

"■■■■!!!!"

With a monstrous roar, tentacles sprouted from the horse's underbelly. They crossed over to the opponent's field, seized Gracia, and dragged her kicking and screaming beneath its crotch.

"Ahhh, no! I don't want to be a monster's bride! Save me! Master, please save my pussy!!"

Realizing what was about to happen to her, she desperately tried to tear the tentacles away, but she was completely outmatched. Gracia's limbs were bound and forced open in an instant. Suspended in the air in a bizarre, spread-eagle position, her pussy was positioned directly in front of Setauros's massive horse cock, leaving her on the verge of becoming a living fleshlight.

So that's what it means to 'equip' an opponent's follower. I mean, technically, stuffing it in ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠there does count as equipping, but...

I never imagined it would literally try to equip the enemy's ace monster onto its cock.

Faced with this horrifying sight, Mrs. Yumi pressed her hands together over her own crotch, trembling violently.

"Ah... ah... If I feel the feedback from that... I-I... my life will truly be over..."

Splaaash!

A torrent of love juice and urine erupted from her like Niagara Falls. Even though penetration hadn't even occurred yet, she was sharing the sheer terror Gracia felt. If she got impaled by that, it would be the end of her as a human being. Regardless of the win conditions, her body would be rendered completely incapable of continuing the battle.

And so, Gracia began to beg for her life.

"Hngh~♡ Ugh~! Ah, slurp, slurp, slurp~♡ Lick, lick~♡"

Bound on all fours and poised to become Setauros's toy, she somehow managed to bend her body to lick the horse cock and suck on its urethra.

...It was, by all accounts, a desperate plea for mercy.

"Slurp, slurp~♡ Ahh~♡ Yes, like this, I'll stick my tongue inside the urethra and clean it! I'll do even worse things if you want! So please, just don't turn my master—my precious master—into a skewered mess...! Mmph, slurp, slurp~♡ Suck, suck~♡"

Whoaaa~!!

This time, I felt the exact pleasure ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠Setauros was experiencing. Even if I wasn't ejaculating yet, having what was essentially two bodies meant the pleasure was doubled.

Sensing that her efforts were having an effect, Gracia rubbed her cheek against the horse shaft and puckered her lips.

"Smooch, smooch~♡ Mmph~♡ Mmm... I beg of you. Please, just pass the turn once... so my master can surrender!!"

She flicked her tongue over the urethra again, making a heartfelt plea.

The enemy ace's dignity was utterly shattered. Mrs. Yumi had no will left to fight.

"Master," the gal succubus whispered. "Just out of curiosity... if we don't accept their surrender here, you're going to rip me to shreds, aren't you?"

I won't just rip you. I'll throw you into a paper shredder and grind you to dust.

"Tch~! Fine, whatever."

At my threat, the gal succubus finally backed down.

The end of this godforsaken first battle was finally in sight.