Chapter 3
"Die?"
"Yeah. They turn to dust and vanish."
The story I heard from Ahn Yoo-jung was shocking.
If a woman doesn't reduce her pregnancy number to 0 within the deadline...
If a man lets his impregnation number drop below 0...
They call it a Remove. It's like getting erased from that famous Squid Game, just like getting eliminated.
"This is insane!"
Now it all made sense. Why Ahn Yoo-jung had posted that impregnation part-time job. Why she'd been so aggressive.
"So generally, women beg men to impregnate them, and men do everything they can to avoid it. They try to keep at least one number left, no matter what."
Suddenly, I remembered the scene I'd seen right after being summoned here. Just like Ahn Yoo-jung said, that woman had been pleading with the guy to knock her up. Back then, I'd envied him, thinking he was some alpha male... but looking back now...
They were gambling their lives in a high-stakes negotiation!
It was a dangerous showdown with their very lives on the line!
"And on top of that, more women are born than men, so everyone's going crazy."
"...So that's the kind of world this is."
Women outnumbered men, too. Men die if they fuck up even once. Women die if they can't get fucked even once.
Whew... As a porn game premise, it's terrifyingly brutal.
But.
"You don't have to worry, though! Because you're infinite, infinite!"
Right. For me, all the dangers this world throws at people are actually good news.
An infinite guy is exactly what the women of this world need.
Now I could really call it official. The impregnation number porn game begins, and my era of success starts now!
"Oh, and just so you know, the numbers above heads are visible to women all the time. But for men, they only show when you're hard, so if you want to hide it, hold back the erection."
"Why would I want to hide it?"
"Who knows with you. But I've seen guys who hate women swarming them when they see the numbers left, so they force themselves to stay soft."
"Hmm..."
I nodded. That made total sense. Especially for me—if women saw not just numbers left, but ∞, they might swarm me.
For the sake of order, I should hold back erections.
I'm a gentleman of infinity, ready to embrace this porn game world's rules.
Alright, time to get up.
I rose from the bed. Ahn Yoo-jung noticed I was leaving and gave me a wistful look, full of "stay longer..." vibes.
I didn't have a place either, so part of me wanted to hole up here too.
But partings create longing.
Too much of a good thing is bad. Moderation in all.
"I should head out."
"Yeah..."
Ahn Yoo-jung nodded reluctantly, then pulled out her phone.
"Give me Sex Star."
"Sex Star?"
"Yeah... You don't have it?"
I glanced at my phone—nope, not there.
"Don't have it."
"Then I'll give you the number. You have Ollchangitok, right?"
"Yeah, that I do."
I got Ahn Yoo-jung's number and added her as a friend.
"Ji-hoon. Lee Ji-hoon, huh. Never even asked your name."
"Why?"
"Why? We were too busy fucking."
Ahn Yoo-jung murmured with a sly smile, tapped her phone for a bit, then...
"I still have 4 numbers left. Take good care of me until they're all gone."
"Got it."
She even pinned it as an announcement. I long-pressed the chat, hit like, and burst out laughing without realizing it. Ahn Yoo-jung asked,
"So where do you live? If it's close... we could do it there too."
Her face flushed a bit as she peeked at me.
"On your way home from work... or you could crash there..."
Her eyes burned with heat, full of expectation.
I could picture exactly what answer Ahn Yoo-jung wanted. "It's close, come anytime." Or if far, "Then you have to stay over every time."
But what to do, Ahn Yoo-jung. I can't give you the answer you're hoping for.
"I don't have a place right now."
"...Huh?"
Her face went blank the instant I answered.
***
"So you got kicked out today, found the job, and came straight here?"
"Yeah. While job hunting."
"Lucky for me... but where are you sleeping tonight?"
"Gotta figure it out."
"Hmm..."
After hearing my story, Ahn Yoo-jung furrowed her brow, deep in thought.
"Umm..."
Tap tap. Swipe swipe. She pulled out her phone right after, and now she's just staring at the screen.
After a moment.
"Around that price range, huh... Whew, alright!"
Ahn Yoo-jung shouted that and looked at me. What the—
Bzzz.
- Ollchangitok!
My phone buzzed. Ollchangitok message—from Ahn Yoo-jung, of course.
"Huh?"
A huge sum had appeared out of nowhere. Impregnation part-time jobs paid big, sure—ejaculation fees plus success bonuses.
But most of it was the success bonus. I hadn't knocked her up yet—her number hadn't dropped.
So just the ejaculation fee, which shouldn't be this much.
If it was, I'd have been out hunting jobs from the start!
Ahem. Anyway.
I stared at her wide-eyed, and Ahn Yoo-jung shrugged.
"Just... added some personal cash to today's ejaculation fee."
"That's not 'some'—that's a ton!"
"Weirdly enough, it's exactly the amount for a nearby one-room."
My eyes went even wider at her words.
Meaning, this money was...
"When you find a place, tell me where."
"Sure. I'll let you know the second I do."
"And I went all-in investing in you, so I'm gonna get it back with tons of sex!"
"Don't worry. I'll wipe those numbers clean."
"Promise!"
"Yeah! Pinky swe—"
"What kinda promise is that? Lick it for a real promise!"
Ahn Yoo-jung pulled my head in, and we shared a deep promise kiss—sloppy and intense. That was our goodbye as I headed out.
***
Finding a one-room was easy. Lots of listings nearby, competitive market meant even optioned places were available. Even same-day move-in!
"Oh my. A young man!"
"Haha, please take good care of me!"
"Take care of you? I should be begging you! Such a precious body!"
Kind eyes crinkled in a smile, wavy long hair. Big-breasted milf straight out of a drawing—that was the Landlady.
Pat pat. She tapped my shoulder while explaining the rules.
"Hehe. Our one-rooms have thin walls. So be careful with noise. Young guys full of vigor complain at the slightest thing. They all call me first, it's tough."
"Got it. No worries."
"Such a good boy~. Oh right, men in one-rooms... hmm, no need to say it? Not important anyway."
With the warnings noted, contract done. Loved the place, loved the Landlady. Happy move-in complete!
And once you're in a new place, obviously.
"Time to clean!"
It was evening, no luggage, small room, already spotless—no real need.
"But it feels like moving in!"
I grabbed the vacuum—borrowed from the Landlady, of course. Heart of gold to match those tits!
"Alright, one-room! Cleaning time!"
Vrooom—max power! Felt the vacuum's rumble and roar as I pushed it around.
"Hmm. Landlady keeps it spotless."
No satisfying sucking sounds. So I patted my empty pockets to make some dust.
Vrooom. Plop. Plip plop.
Dust-sucking noises! Yes, that's cleaning.
Enjoying the sounds and vibrations, pushing along one wall—
Bang bang bang!
"Huh?"
Sound from somewhere. Looked around—nothing. Tilted my head, kept cleaning—
Bang bang bang!!
Louder this time.
"What the?"
Turned off the vacuum, headed toward it.
"Huh? The wall?"
It was the wall. Waited—nothing.
"...Back to cleaning."
Vrooom—
Bang bang bang!!!
Huge from the wall! I got it. Neighbor banging 'cause bored!
Bang bang bang. I banged back while cleaning.
Instant response—yep!
Bang bang bang!
Bang bang bang.
Bang bang bang!!
Bang bang bang bang.
Bang bang bang bang bang!!!!
Bang bang.
Bang bang.
Bang.
Thud.
Bang!
Forgot cleaning, pounding away excitedly—
"Hey!!!"
Shout from the other side.
"Yes!"
"What the hell are you doing?!"
"Banging the wall! It's fun!"
Cheerful reply—more bangs, but from deeper inside, fading away.
Moment later.
Ding dong~
Doorbell. Opened the door.
"Hey! Who runs a vacuum at night?!"
A woman stood there, arms crossed.
"Heard it next door! Vrooom and all! And when I signal to stop, you drum on the wall?!"
Sharp eyes. Mid-length wavy brown hair. Big tits, but hips stealing the show—blue jeans hugging prominent curves. Slim but wide-hipped.
"Where are you looking?!"
A bit venomous...
That was my first meeting with my neighbor.