Chapter 454: Do You Have a Hidden Child or Something?
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 454: Do You Have a Hidden Child or Something?
"Haa... Fuck, this is so goddamn annoying."
Slap.
Lee Jae-won skimmed through the documents, tossed them aside, and spat out a curse. No matter how much paperwork he did, he could never find it anything but tedious.
"In times like this, I need to bury my dick in some pussy to get rid of this stress."
Lee Jae-won’s expression turned solemn. He felt like he absolutely had to vent his lust. Having focused on work for so long, the stress had reached a breaking point.
"Hmm... Who should I fuck?"
He fell into deep thought. He was debating which bitch to take.
If he had his way, he would have kidnapped a fresh virgin right then and there for some dick-thrusting, but the Cheonmu Alliance had recently tightened security due to the Demonic Cult's attacks. It wasn't a situation where he could easily pull off a kidnapping.
"Fuck... If I’d known it would be like this, I would’ve kept the ones I kidnapped alive and bred them."
Recalling the tightened security of the Cheonmu Alliance, Lee Jae-won cursed again. Even for someone like him, kidnapping and rape seemed too risky under the current circumstances.
Hmm... Then... should I eat one of my wives for the first time in a while?
Naturally, his thoughts turned to his wives. Since there were no other bitches worth eating, he intended to settle for a wife—a chicken instead of a pheasant.
"Ugh... Blegh..."
But he immediately frowned, feeling a wave of nausea. The thought of their massive tits and fleshy thighs made him want to gag.
Fuck, they were reasonably slim before marriage. Why the hell did they turn into that?
Lee Jae-won continued to grumble with a scowl. Before marriage, his wives had perfectly suited his tastes. But after getting married and giving birth, their breasts had grown heavy and their hips had widened. They no longer gave off a sense of freshness, but rather a heavy, ripened voluptuousness.
How could he tolerate such a thing?
The thought of embracing women who had lost their youthful freshness was disgusting to him.
However, he didn't want to hold back either. It had already been a month since he last had sex. For someone who always lived by his instincts, a month felt like an eternity.
He wanted to have sex. Desperately.
"Fine, fuck it... I'll just pretend I'm visiting a cheap inn-whore."
Lee Jae-won nodded to himself, speaking as if he had made a grand resolution. He wasn't thrilled about it, but he had to release his sexual desire. He was at his limit.
"Hmm..."
Having made up his mind, he began to deliberate on which wife to call.
Spring.
"Right, let's taste So-yang's pussy for the first time in a while."
Lee Jae-won stood up decisively. He intended to taste his primary wife's pussy. Even though her tits were larger than a human head and her hips were ridiculously wide, he was willing to endure it.
After all, her pussy was a Transcendent Pussy, tempered to the absolute limit. Moreover, it had been about ten years since he last held her. By now, it must have aged into something incredibly chewy and delicious.
Drip. Drip.
Saliva began to leak from the corners of his mouth. He didn't like her fleshy body, but she was a woman whose tightening was second to none. With a grip like hers, he could sufficiently tolerate that vulgar body of hers.
"Is anyone there!"
Lee Jae-won infused his voice with internal energy and shouted toward the door.
Bang!
A man dressed in a scholar's robes opened the door and stepped inside.
"My lord. Did you call for me?"
The man responded in a smooth voice.
"I did. I have an urgent task for you, Zhuge Gyun."
Lee Jae-won looked at Zhuge Gyun with a calm expression and spoke.
"Please, speak your mind."
Zhuge Gyun nodded slightly, prompting him to continue.
"Tell the primary wife to come to my room."
"The primary wife?"
Zhuge Gyun looked flustered as he repeated the words.
"That's right. My beloved wife, Joo So-yang."
"That... that is impossible."
"What? Why is it impossible?"
Lee Jae-won asked Zhuge Gyun with a look of total incomprehension. How could it be 'impossible' for a husband to see his own wife? It made no sense to him.
"The primary wife is currently away."
"What!? Away?"
Lee Jae-won asked, looking bewildered. Joo So-yang was away? This was news to him. Wasn't she the type to always be holed up in the Cheonmu Alliance, playing her political games? Where could a woman like that have gone?
"Yes, that is correct."
"Since when?"
Lee Jae-won asked suspiciously.
"It has already been... a year since the primary wife left the Cheonmu Alliance... Did you not know?"
Zhuge Gyun asked back, looking perplexed by Lee Jae-won's question.
"No... I mean, I knew that... but she still hasn't returned?"
"She has not."
"It's been a whole year?"
"Yes..."
"Hah."
Lee Jae-won let out a hollow laugh. He never imagined she would have been gone for an entire year.
"Where is she now?"
He asked about her whereabouts, curious about what she was up to.
"I am told she is currently staying at the Tang Clan."
"Ah, right... You said she went to recruit that Jang Sun-woo, didn't you?"
Lee Jae-won spoke as if he had just remembered.
"Yes, my lord."
"But she's still not back? It's been over a month since she recruited Jang Sun-woo, hasn't it?"
Lee Jae-won continued in a flat tone.
"That is correct."
Zhuge Gyun nodded in response.
"................."
Hearing the answer, Lee Jae-won fell into deep thought. He clearly couldn't understand the situation. After some time had passed...
"Fine. You may leave."
Lee Jae-won frowned slightly and issued an expulsion order.
"Understood."
As soon as the order was given, Zhuge Gyun bowed and withdrew.
Thud.
The door closed, and Zhuge Gyun's presence vanished completely.
"Haa."
Once he was gone, Lee Jae-won let out a long sigh. He truly hadn't expected Joo So-yang to be absent from the Cheonmu Alliance.
To think she still hasn't returned...
He had heard the news that she was staying at the Tang Clan a month ago. He remembered she had gone there to see her daughter, Lee Ye-seol, and to recruit Jang Sun-woo. But he never expected her to still be lingering there.
Fuck, did she hide a pot of honey at the Tang Clan or something?
Lee Jae-won’s face contorted. He had intended to pour every drop of a husband's sacred fluid into that chewy Transcendent Pussy for the first time in a while, but his timing was terrible. Why did she have to be away at a time like this? Irritation surged within him.
Stupid bitch, she can't even get the timing right.
Lee Jae-won mocked Joo So-yang inwardly. He was going to grease her pussy hole for the first time in ages, but she had kicked away her own good fortune.
Should I do it with another bitch?
He fell back into deliberation. He wondered if he should call one of his other wives.
"Haa."
But he soon let out a deep sigh. He just wasn't in the mood. He couldn't let go of the lingering regret of not being able to fuck Joo So-yang. Normally, she was a pig-like woman he wouldn't even glance at, but right now, he craved her more than anything.
Not only that, but he was starting to get pissed off. The feeling that he couldn't have his way with something he owned was stifling.
"That stupid bitch! If her business is done, she should get her ass back home immediately! She should be greeting her husband, who is like the heavens to her, spreading her pussy, and showing some sex appeal... Fuck... stupid bitch... This is why I don't fuck you often... Tsk."
Lee Jae-won vented his rage into the empty air. He felt like he had to spit out the lump of frustration stuck in his chest.
"That bitch... Just wait until she gets back to the Cheonmu Alliance! I'm going to fuck her until her Transcendent Pussy is absolutely tattered!"
Lee Jae-won’s eyes blazed with lust as he spoke. He slowly began to lower his waistband. His fairly large dick emerged, fully erect. It seemed the thought of ravaging Joo So-yang had made it stand up on its own.
Lee Jae-won reached down and gripped the shaft of his dick. He began to stroke it rapidly up and down, picturing the hundreds and thousands of sexual encounters he had experienced in his head.
Shuck, shuck, shuck, shuck.
After stroking himself for a while...
"Oh, for fuck's sake!"
Lee Jae-won suddenly let go of his dick and spat out a curse. No matter how much he stroked, he couldn't reach a climax. Joo So-yang's elegant figure kept flickering in his mind, distracting him.
This won't do.
Lee Jae-won’s expression turned grim. He slowly picked up a brush from his desk. Then, he began to scrawl words across a blank sheet of paper.
Scratch, scratch, scratch.
After some time had passed...
Tack.
Lee Jae-won set the brush down. He looked down at the letter with a satisfied expression. Even to his own eyes, it was perfect. He began to roll up the letter and tied it with a string.
"Is anyone there!"
He shouted again, his voice booming with internal energy.
Bang!
"You called, my lord!"
Zhuge Gyun, who had been waiting nearby, reappeared.
"Send this letter to the Tang Clan immediately!"
As soon as Zhuge Gyun appeared, Lee Jae-won handed him the letter.
"Understood."
Zhuge Gyun nodded and took the letter. He slowly turned to leave.
"Send it by express delivery!"
Lee Jae-won added.
"Understood."
Slam.
After Zhuge Gyun left, Lee Jae-won stared at the door with a very satisfied smile on his face.
"..........."
"What exactly is it that you want to say?"
Kang Ha-yoon looked at her young husband with a frustrated expression. After she had accepted Sun-woo's confession, he had said there was something he needed to tell her in a serious tone. He said that as his woman, she needed to know. She had readily agreed and waited patiently for him to speak.
But there was a problem. No matter how long she waited, he wouldn't open his mouth. He just sat there in silence. It was impossible not to feel frustrated.
"........The thing is..."
Sun-woo finally spoke, hesitating and stammering.
"No."
"Huh?"
"Please speak comfortably... You are my... husband now... I don't want to hear... such formal speech..."
Kang Ha-yoon spoke with a blush on her face.
"I... I see."
Sun-woo nodded and spoke again.
"I have something to tell you."
"Yes... please, go ahead..."
"It's just... I thought you should know in advance... so you won't be shocked."
Sun-woo continued, looking extremely troubled.
"What on earth could it be... that makes you... hesitate so much?"
Kang Ha-yoon asked, genuinely confused. The Jang Sun-woo she knew was a very cheerful and boisterous man. He was also full of playfulness. Seeing him act so troubled naturally made her curious. What exactly was he planning to say?
"...............Haa.."
Sun-woo let out another sigh. He intended to explain his situation to her. The fact that he was actually the Poison King, and that he was currently involved with eight other women. And even that one of them was carrying his child in the North Sea.
But the words just wouldn't come out. He had no idea where to even begin explaining.
"Sun-woo... I can accept anything you say... You're the one who took in a lacking woman like me, aren't you? So don't hesitate and just tell me... Anything... no matter what it is... I will accept it calmly... Because I am your woman now."
Kang Ha-yoon spoke with a warm, reassuring smile that would put anyone at ease.
"......It's just... I don't know where to start... and... I'm worried... you'll be shocked."
Despite her warm smile, Sun-woo continued to hesitate. His current situation transcended all common sense.
"Fufu... You're scaring me so much... that I'm actually getting curious now... Do you have a hidden child or something?"
Hearing his words, Kang Ha-yoon made a joke. It seemed she was trying to ease Sun-woo's tense heart.
".............."
Of course, Sun-woo couldn't say a word in response. Because it was true. And that was only a very small part of the truth.
"............"
When Sun-woo remained silent, Kang Ha-yoon became flustered. Normally, he should have immediately turned serious and said no such thing existed. But why was this man avoiding her gaze and keeping his mouth shut?
"........No way... Is it true?"
Kang Ha-yoon slowly spoke, her voice filled with bewilderment. She looked absolutely stunned.
".....Yeah."
At her question, Sun-woo gave a slight nod. He looked incredibly ashamed.
"Ah."
Kang Ha-yoon’s face went blank. This was a development she had never expected.