Don't Bet If You're Not Sure
"Alright. Let's all calm down and talk."
Since each of them was busy threatening, begging, and acting like a total lunatic, he had no choice but to calm them down and try to have a conversation. At this point, they had both become necessary evils.
"I've thought about it. First off, Eunbyul."
"It's Byul, I... ah... Yes, Senior."
"..."
After letting out a sigh deep enough to collapse the earth, he spoke to Eunbyul, "Fine. Good. I'll have sex with you, too. Even though I haven't yet..."
"Yes!!! That's great, that's so great! I'm not very good at it, but I'll try my best."
"Try, haa... but there are conditions."
He touched Jia's thigh several times—she looked like she was about to faint from the shock—to warn her not to overdo it, and continued, "The contract... stop pulling that out. Every time you mention it, I just get angry. It makes me feel like a sex offender, like I did something wrong."
"But you did do something wrong... ah. Yes. ...Only when necessary. Occasionally."
"...Sigh."
"Instead, I'll work as hard as I always have at the office so you can succeed, Senior. You know that, right? I can do a good job."
Right. It didn't seem like empty words. She was good at her job. That was the very reason it was so hard to just kick her to the curb.
"And from now on... don't go making things difficult when we're out in public."
"What kind of..."
"Don't suddenly ask me to suck on your breasts, or ask me to do this or that, or bring up having sex."
"Ah... well, that's fine. Yes."
Then he added, "And if you deceive me or lie to me one more time, you'll be the first one I..."
"...I was wrong."
"I'll throw you away. For real. Got it? An unplanned pregnancy is nothing but a headache. It's not like we have some special relationship."
He glanced at Eunbyul, who wore a disappointed expression, and looked at her with a face that said he couldn't believe her. He was about to speak to Seo Jia, but then he turned his head back.
"And don't fight with Seo Jia anymore. Don't raise your voice, either. It's all stress. You know that? It's the weekend, and you were definitely in the wrong for making a mistake with me. I'm supposed to be resting, but you came here and ruined everything."
"Yes. I understand. I'll try to hold back."
"What are you going to hold back? I'm the one being kind and holding back even more..."
"Hey. Do you really want me to sew your mouth shut?"
"...Master..."
After signaling for both of them to stop, he looked at Seo Jia, gathered his thoughts for a moment, and said the same thing to her—
"Fine. I'll do it with you, too. Sex. But don't beg too much. My stamina isn't infinite, you know."
"Yes, thank you. I won't overdo it."
"...Right. And honestly, calling me 'Master' is a bit much. Just call me by my name like you used to..."
"How could I possibly call you by your name..."
"I told you not to overdo it."
"...Okay, I'll try."
He had meant to start with the "don't overdo it" part, but she was responding well. Right. Even he felt uncomfortable being called 'Master'.
"And the same goes for you—don't fight with Eunbyul."
"Yes, I understand. But that vixen... no, Eunbyul isn't actually living at your place, right?"
He shook his head. If that happened, it would be the perfect recipe for a knife fight. During that, Eunbyul quickly interjected, "I'm going to get my own place. It's uncomfortable living with my parents... I want to be alone with you, Senior."
"Alone with you...!"
"Shh. Seo Jia, stop getting excited. Do you have an impulse disorder?"
"No, calling it a disorder, that's... ...Yes, I'm sorry."
She had thought, 'He's my Master, but I have to say what I need to say', but then changed it to, 'He's my Master, so if I say that, I'm in big trouble.' After watching Seo Jia stop herself and stay quiet for a long time, he spoke again.
"You used contraception... too, right?"
"Yes. That's right."
"Don't come chasing after me to the office whenever you feel like it and make things difficult."
"I'll do as you say."
"And don't cling to me like it's an opportunity just because I'm drunk."
"I'll do as you say. But... you'll do it with me even when you're not drunk now, right...?"
He was stretching his neck, twisting it in a circle because it felt stiff, and upon hearing Jia's words, he replied, "...Right. I will... so stop saying that. Is it really that important?"
"Yes, it's important. Master, what that vixen said isn't true. I didn't come here for your money, either. I didn't come here to try and force a common-law marriage or anything like that. I can leave proof if you want."
Then she continued, "I kept thinking about all the things I couldn't do for you, and more than that, the biggest thing was... I just wanted to have sex with you so much. When I was alone at home, I'd think about how sorry I was to you, but then I'd wake up, and I'd miss how you said you wanted to do it before we went to sleep... And, it's true that I suddenly pounced on you back then... it's because I wanted to do it so much, too. I did think you'd like it if I did that, but more than that, I just wanted it more..."
Right. Let's have a normal conversation like this. Even if the words were coming out a bit jumbled. He thought this as he looked at the two of them. The situation of two women with large breasts kneeling beside him, looking only at him, was extremely burdensome and intensely awkward, but he figured he'd just have to deal with it. It wasn't like he could just kick one of them out, could he?
In the midst of this, Jia suddenly said, "But Master, contraception is one thing, but what about that woman's STDs?"
"...? Is this crazy woman already losing her mind? Why do you keep saying..."
"It's just that you can't blindly trust her, Master. Your trust in her is at rock bottom. Why don't you think about the fact that she deceived you earlier?"
"..."
Eunbyul didn't really have anything to say. It was true. So Eunbyul said, "...Haa, then... Senior, do I just have to show you?"
"Show me what? Show me your STDs?"
He was actually quite serious when it came to the subject of STDs. Seo Jia wasn't wrong. Eunbyul being a virgin and never having done anything was just Eunbyul's word; there was no physical evidence. And now, he had the 'duty'... to insert himself into the women of these two.
"I mean, can't I just show you that I'm a first-timer? Like, my hymen or something."
"..."
"But really, do you really not trust me? I've really never done it."
"How can I trust you, you vixen."
"Stop calling me a vixen, you 30-something divorcee!!"
"You crazy bitch, seriously!!"
"HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
After shouting once more, Eunbyul looked at him with her lips pressed tight, asking if he really couldn't trust her, while Seo Jia, also with her lips pressed tight, whispered that the future of Doowon would be in grave danger if he trusted a credit-delinquent person like that and caught an incurable disease.
"...Right, STDs are important. Eunbyul, Seo Jia is right about this."
"Senior..."
"Bring me an STD test result. Getting the test itself isn't a weird thing."
"No, how can I go to check if I have an STD... it's embarrassing, how can I go..."
Eunbyul agonized over it, then said to him once more, "...Can't I just show you?"
"No..."
"I've never seen my own, but can't we just put the two of them together and look?"
"..."
This time, it was Jia who felt embarrassed. Wouldn't that mean both Eunbyul and Jia would have to lie on the bed and show their private parts—a humiliating situation? When having sex, there's a certain mood, so showing it is natural, but in this state—this situation where a dog and a cat were fighting—the idea of all three of them suddenly going to the bed, and having to spread their legs wide in front of one man to show their private parts was quite humiliating.
However, Jia said, "...Okay, let's do it. Master."
"Haa... seriously, a spinster who's now a hypochondriac..."
"You brought this on yourself, you crazy vixen."
"Seo Jia, be quiet."
He said, asking them to consider his position as the one who had to inspect it, wondering what this was all about, not even being able to rest on the weekend. To think he'd be checking for the presence of a hymen in broad daylight. But Jia said,
"...Let's go to the master bedroom quickly."
Jia had high expectations. Because she thought the 'crazy vixen' would have lied this time, too. Knowing her own sexual desires, Jia assumed everyone else was the same, and she planned to send Eunbyul off a cliff entirely. How could someone not have had a sexual experience in 26 years? She felt like Eunbyul had made a lie that was too obvious.
'Probably, next time Suhyun gets drunk, she'll do it then and mumble that she was broken. I have to take measures now.'
That was her thinking. Seo Jia’s meticulousness was also second to none. Naturally, as someone who worked as an interpreter at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, she was a woman who checked everything—what state guests liked, what they disliked, and what kind of positive reactions they showed when certain words were exchanged in past videos.
So, Seo Jia and Eunbyul sat on the master bedroom bed.
"Do we... really have to go this far? Senior."
"...I keep saying, this isn't something I enjoy."
Though, it was hard to say he didn't enjoy it when the front of his pants was already bulging.
"Do it quickly. I'm already excited at the thought of exposing that your words are a lie."
"And what if I'm right?"
"Pfft, you and being a virgin... and what are you going to bet?"
"If I'm not a virgin, it seems like I'll be kicked out of the house, so if you're going to push me that hard, you should bet something too."
At that, he looked at Jia, and Jia said confidently—
"Ha... Master, if she's a virgin, I won't care who you meet!"
"...? What,"
"Do whatever you want with Eunbyul, I won't say a word."
It felt like she had bet something too big.
"What are you going to do if Eunbyul really is a first-timer?"
"...Are you going to believe her words? You have to bet at least this much. If she's a first-timer, I won't care if you go and act like King Uija with three thousand court ladies from now on. But if she's not a first-timer, you have to kick her out of the house immediately."
At this moment, Seo Jia didn't know. What kind of future this thoughtless statement she had just blurted out would bring.