A Blunder After Long Deliberation... Did You Just Make One?
While the two women were inside their respective rooms, each growling and preparing elaborate plans for revenge, he finally turned his thoughts to Eunbyul. Should he kick her out? He pondered.
“....”
First of all, Eunbyul was a person of infinite utility—at least when it came to him, or rather, when it came to Doowon. No, that wasn't quite right. She was a person of infinite utility to any corporation. One might argue that it was a rash judgment based on working together for only a few days, but it was genuinely shocking how she had understood and mastered the work of the executive she served in such a short time. She could issue approvals in his stead, and when he checked the content, there wasn't a single error. It was a level of competence that was, frankly, serious.
Furthermore, the ship rescue operation had been enough to give him goosebumps the entire time. As he had mentioned before, the brevity of that time was the key. Let’s assume that changing the shipping company to avoid a crisis was just a case of a blind mouse finding a piece of cheese. But then, what about securing the ships? He couldn't ignore the fact that Eunbyul had provided tangible help throughout the process of securing the vessels, safely rescuing over a dozen people, and even managing the salvage operations.
She possessed a strategic mindset that gauged the potential fallout of her actions, perfectly catching the gap between what was positive and what was mere meddling. She had the drive to execute immediately, the ability to offer humble advice on how to handle the National Assembly members so the public would view him favorably, and the tact to ensure she didn't cross the line into being rude. Finally, despite clearly contributing to such a great achievement and knowing better than anyone that her role was pivotal, she had the grace to step one pace back and let him shine.
Eunbyul is absolutely non-negotiable.
Once he thought that, his decision became a bit more certain.
“...Seo Jia...”
Being with Seo Jia offered no benefits. Yet, the losses were significant. Being with Eunbyul offered great benefits. Therefore, the losses were also great. If it were a high-risk, high-return situation, he could understand it, but high-risk, low-return.... That was a calculation he couldn't accept. So, he had thought about kicking Seo Jia out, but....
“....A buffet of infinite refills for STDs....”
Once he realized that Eunbyul also had a sharp tongue, his worries began to mount. He fell back into deep thought. If he kicked Eunbyul out, he would have to find a new secretary, and his workload would increase. And.... she could actually threaten him with the contract. She had the recording file, too. However, Han Suhyun didn't know that Eunbyul had long since deleted that recording. Similarly, he didn't know that Seo Jia had already told her parents about her own faults and that when she had suggested divorce, they had actually gone through with it. Because he didn't know, his thoughts grew even deeper.
Honestly, if he told Eunbyul they should stop seeing each other... it would be pitiful, and a bit of a shame. It was true that she had liked him for a long time. Truly. And... her breasts were pretty. No, of course, Seo Jia’s were decent too, so let’s pass on that. He shouldn't be thinking about things like this. And if he kicked Eunbyul out....
“Hmm... what else is there.”
Naturally, it was clear that his relationship with the Chairman of Seongjeong would walk a path of worsening relations, but he still didn't know that Eunbyul’s father was Eun Seongmin. In the end, after such a long time of thinking, he found an answer.
“Eunbyul, Seo Jia. Both of you, come out.”
“Yes, Senior.”
“Maaaster....”
It certainly felt different to have two women coming out of their respective rooms, showing off their beautiful appearances. He wondered if he had made the right decision, but looking at the two women opening the door and coming out, it felt like he had.
He sat down slowly on the sofa. However, the two women, who had been keeping their mouths shut and saying nothing, threw themselves at him the moment they saw him sit down, starting to fight over who would sit on his lap first. Eunbyul’s small hand pushed at Seo Jia’s cheek, and Jia had even clenched her fist, aiming to strike Eunbyul’s neck.
“BOTH OF YOU, STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
He shouted, and Eunbyul and Seo Jia, startled by the noise, stopped what they were doing. They withdrew their hands, glanced at each other, and then sat side-by-side on his left and right, staring at him. Thinking he was angry because he saw them physically fighting, they spoke.
“Senior, you’ve suffered living with such a foul-tempered bitch. As your wife, I will always do my best....”
“Master, you should use a verified onahole. What if you catch AIDS from sleeping with a bitch like that?”
“What? AIDS?”
“Yeah. You look like you’re taking medicine because you caught AIDS.”
“You’re old enough to be hitting menopause, yet you keep running your mouth since a while ago...!”
“I said stop.”
Both fell silent. Eunbyul placed her hand on his abdomen, and Jia on his chest, stroking them gently to provide stimulation. Even so, with an expressionless face that suggested he wasn't affected by such things, he continued with his opinion.
“...Both of you, live together in my house.”
“Yes?”
“W-what did you say?”
Haa.... What the hell was he supposed to say to this.
“Seo Jia, from now on, don’t curse at Eunbyul or try to pick a fight just because she’s young. She’s a more capable and cooler person than you.”
“...Master, I am also....”
“Hehe.”
Then, looking at Eunbyul, he said, “Eunbyul, don’t keep cursing at Seo Jia. Don’t use harsh language. Don’t raise your voice. No matter what, she’s someone I was married to.... It gets complicated if you fight.”
“...”
“And you....” He let out a deep sigh. “....Are you really sure you don’t have an STD?”
“....Hey, you Han Suhyun bastard.”
“Pfft, ah, that’s funny. Master. I told you I was right. Even in your eyes....”
“Are you not going to shut up?”
Since they wouldn't listen even when he spoke, he honestly didn't have the confidence to win against either of them. Truly.
“I said don’t fight.”
“...”
“Eunbyul, bring me your STD test results.”
Seo Jia, who had been chuckling and mocking Eunbyul for a while, suddenly looked at him in shock as if a thought had just occurred to her upon hearing those words. “M-Master, are you really.... thinking of... doing it with Eunbyul?”
“...I’d like that.” Eunbyul preempted the situation and answered first.
“Instead, Senior, if you do it more with me than with that woman, I’m fine with it.”
“....?”
“No, that person is just an ex-wife who ended things badly, just as you said. On the other hand, I’m new and fresh and all that. Yeah. STDs, I guess you could think that way. You don’t have an STD, right, Senior? I’ll get tested and bring the results. I’m confident. I haven’t even held a man’s hand before.”
Seo Jia took another hit. He was convinced by that statement.
“And Seo Jia, always make sure you stay on contraceptive treatment.”
“...?”
“It’ll be a headache if an ex-wife gets pregnant with your baby, right? Aren’t I the legal wife?”
“Ah....” He remembered the contract.
[ Article 10, Paragraph 2 ]
Eunbyul possesses the right to become pregnant with Han Suhyun’s seed at any time, should she so desire.
“You really....”
“I don’t mind a shotgun wedding either. My parents will permit it too. The more I explain you in detail, who wouldn’t like you?”
Meanwhile, Seo Jia, as the price for mocking Eunbyul, seemed extremely uncomfortable and displeased that her Master—her own, only for her—was about to be shared with another wicked vixen. She pulled on one of his arms without a word, shaking her head. She rubbed her chest against him subtly and let out a slight nasal whine, but even so, he said,
“Hey. What do you want me to do? You’re the one who asked for a divorce. Honestly, aren’t I an angel for taking you back after you were the one who asked for it? When you handed me the divorce papers, you acted like you were leaving without a shred of lingering attachment....”
“That’s right, that’s right! Are you going to take back such a despicable woman again, Senior?”
“...”
He couldn't say anything. Because it was true. After thinking for a long time, what Seo Jia brought up was,
“Master, you know I’m incredibly smart, right?”
“....?”
“Babies are born resembling their mother’s intelligence. I’m smarter than Eunbyul. So it’ll be helpful for the baby, too. And with those meager breasts, there’s no way she’d feed the baby milk....”
“Meager...! Ha, Senior. Don’t listen to that crazy bitch, I’m.... No. Should I show you the label on my 70D cup bra?”
Even so, she stuck her tongue out slightly to tease Eunbyul and continued. “I’m a 75E, Master. You know, right? You used to find my bra fascinating every time you saw it... You might be tempted by a young girl after only looking at and enjoying things like that. But in the end, you’re destined to return to me.”
“....”
He was looking at her, about to say that it didn't matter right now, but it felt like another fight was about to break out. If I were to synthesize the photos floating around in the world, it would be: My rough thoughts — Eunbyul’s anxious gaze — Seo Jia watching it — Han Suhyun...... Just as he was thinking that, he escaped his thoughts and returned to reality—
“....Master, here. To your heart’s content... I won’t tease you for being a pervert like I did when we were married. I won’t take it away either. Here... you see the number before the E, right?”
“Senior, look at this... your secretary bought pretty underwear just for you. D is better, it’s just right. It’s perfect to touch... you felt it while biting and sucking on them, didn’t you? Right? It’s just the right size for a baby to eat, too....”
“Wait a minute. Why is everyone suddenly....”
“You should look at the bra, and look at the real thing too... please look properly, accurately, and distinguish between them....”
“....It’s disgusting to be compared to such a naive girl, but it can’t be helped. Master, hurry... please smell the scent too. It’ll smell good, my skin scent....”
It was a crucible of chaos.