We Must Have Sex At Least Once A Day
My sister and I wandered through what appeared to be the town’s market, looking for something to eat.
Given that actual trade was taking place, the economy didn't seem entirely dead, but it certainly wasn't what you’d call alive, either.
“It’s hard to find anything decent.”
“Yeah, tell me about it.”
Vegetables and fruits were the only food items available. Even those were of poor quality.
Since all the wild animals near Rebellion were monsters, dreaming of red or white meat was out of the question.
Fish, however, were abundant in the market.
“Runi, do you want to eat fish?”
“Yeah. Honestly, I don’t see anything else worth eating.”
The rest of the ingredients looked like they would kill your appetite rather than satisfy it.
We struggled to pick out the best-looking fish from those on sale and returned to the inn.
“You’re back.”
Androph greeted us. It was a stretch to call it a warm welcome, but at least she acknowledged us.
“For the record, there’s none for you.”
“Food made by a demon wouldn't be normal anyway. Even if you offered, I would refuse.”
“Ugh, what a brat. If she asks for some later, I’m going to punch her in the jaw.”
Androph seemed to distrust everything about my sister. But if there was one thing I could vouch for, it was that my sister’s cooking skills were on par with a professional chef’s.
I could already see a future where she’d be forced to eat her words.
—Sizzle!
“Runi, can you pass me the salt?”
“Sure, but… are you sure we should use this?”
The salt looked fine on the surface, but after seeing the state of the market, I was quite uneasy.
“Give it to your sister.”
“Here.”
She took the bottle from me and, without a hint of fear, dipped her finger in and tasted it.
“S-Sister…?!”
“Yeah, it’s fine. We can use it.”
“You scared me…”
“Runi, have you ever seen a demon get sick from eating bad salt?”
Even though I knew she was a demon, I kept forgetting it whenever she was in her human form. It seemed I was still just too used to seeing Belial as my sister.
“Still, it makes me happy that you worry about me.”
“Y-Yeah…”
With my sister’s touch, the golden grilled fish was finished. Cooking really comes down to the hands of the person preparing it. Despite the poor quality of the ingredients, the result looked more appetizing than any other grilled fish I’d ever seen.
“I’ll dig in, Sister! *Nom!* Mmm, it’s delicious!”
“Is it bland?”
“No, it’s seasoned perfectly. It’s great.”
“Eat up. You love fish, don’t you?”
“Yeah, Sister.”
Since fish was the only edible thing we could buy, and because it was my favorite food, a massive pile of grilled fish had ended up on the table.
“Mmm! It’s crispy on the outside and moist on the inside.”
“This grilled fish has a very special ingredient in it.”
“A special ingredient?”
I had been watching her the whole time, and all she’d done was sprinkle salt on it.
“It’s my love for Runi.”
“Oh…”
With that, she gave me a playful wink. It was so unexpected that I just stared at her blankly while eating.
“What’s with that reaction? You’re hurting my feelings.”
“No… that’s what I should be saying. I don’t know how to react when you say things like that out of nowhere.”
She must have learned that in the human world. I was curious about the source of her information.
*Slurp…*
While I was eating and facing my sister, I heard a sound of someone licking their lips behind me. It was obviously Androph.
“What is it, you brat? I thought you said you wouldn't eat it even if I gave it to you.”
“…It looks delicious.”
“Get lost. I’m not giving you any.”
“There seems to be plenty. Can’t you spare one?”
“Hey, don’t you have any pride? You’re going to beg after saying all that just a moment ago?”
Androph, who had been standing at a distance, walked toward me. She looked down at me with desperate eyes.
Was she actually thinking of asking me? She knew it wouldn't work on my sister, so she was targeting me instead?
“Runisia, may I have one?”
“You little—! How dare you speak to our Runi!”
“Oh, sure. Go ahead.”
“I will eat it with gratitude.”
I stopped my sister, who was still fuming, and handed a piece of fish to Androph. When we first met, I thought she was someone I wouldn't even be able to hold a conversation with. But the reality was different.
Unlike her appearance and tone, she was surprisingly easy to approach.
“Mmm, delicious. It’s been a long time since I’ve had food this good.”
“There’s plenty, so please, have more.”
When I handed her two more pieces, she snatched them up and began devouring them at high speed. Seeing her eat so ravenously, it seemed she hadn't had a proper meal in a long time.
“Hey, I made it. You should be thanking me.”
“Quiet, demon.”
“If it weren't for Runi, you would’ve died a hundred times over.”
“If that were the case, I would have killed you a thousand times over.”
She was a type of human I had never encountered before. Perhaps that was why it was easier to approach her than I’d initially thought.
“I feel like I’m finally living again.”
“You must have been very hungry.”
Half of the fish that had filled the table had already disappeared into Androph’s stomach.
“I’ve been surviving on monster meat, so it’s been a long time since I’ve had real food.”
“Wait… what?!”
“So that’s why your appearance changed like that. I thought it was too extreme to be a change caused solely by monster mana.”
Was monster meat even edible in the first place?
“Princess Androph.”
“I would prefer you call me Androph. I abandoned the title of princess long ago.”
“Oh, I see. Androph, I have a question.”
“What is it? In return for sharing your food, I will answer anything I can.”
I had unintentionally found a chance to resolve my doubts. So this is why people say you should live by doing good deeds.
“You’re the princess of the Kingdom of Rebellion. What happened to make you end up like this?”
“It was to save the country.”
“Did you fight with a sword yourself?”
“I lost my mother and all my relatives to a monster attack. The ministers were the same.”
“By any chance, was that when King Acrasia…”
She nodded silently. I had suspected as much, but hearing it directly was entirely different. The puzzle pieces that had been loosely fitted together finally clicked into place.
“My father went mad because of that incident. That’s why I took up the sword to protect this country myself.”
“And after your appearance changed from consuming monster mana and meat…”
“My father, and the people… they all started to treat me as an enemy.”
As I continued to talk with Androph, my sister hugged me from behind. The serious atmosphere of the conversation naturally loosened with that one action.
“I have one question for you as well.”
“Yes, go ahead.”
“Are you two a married couple?”
“…W-What?!”
Unlike me, who jumped in surprise and raised my voice—
—*Squeeze!*
“Yep, that’s right. She’s my wife. You’ve got a good eye, don’t you?”
My sister smiled brightly and pulled me even closer.
“I-It’s not like that. We’re just a summoner and a contractor.”
“But in the cave earlier…”
“P-Please, just forget about that!”
“I just assumed you were a couple because of those traces.”
We were a demon and a human, after all. No matter how intensely we had sex, how could she think of us as a married couple so casually? Ah, maybe that question was meaningless, given that we’d already had such intense sex.
“My wife has an incredible sex drive. I’ve been wrung out eight times already, and my cock is broken.”
“S-Sister!”
My sister spilled information that didn't need to be shared, looking as if she were enjoying it immensely.
“One more question. Are you two going to stay in Rebellion?”
“We’re going to stay here a bit longer to gain some practical experience.”
“I watched you fight monsters from afar. Runisia, you use a spear.”
“Yes, that’s right. It’s spear technique I learned from my father when I was young.”
Androph pondered for a moment before opening her mouth again.
“If that’s the case, it would be better to join me. I will teach you how to fight monsters.”
“What? Really? But you didn't even want to listen to us at first.”
“I was wary of you back then.”
“And now?”
“You shared your food, so I judged there was no need to be wary.”
Did intelligence decline once your appearance started changing due to monster influence? To think she’d want to join a human who traveled with a demon and a demon-summoner just because they shared some food.
—*Tighten!*
My sister hugged me even tighter from behind. My head was now completely buried between her breasts.
“I can teach her well enough without you.”
“You know as well as I do that there is a distinct difference between overwhelming strength and the strength grown from the bottom up.”
At that, my sister flinched, and the conversation stalled for a moment.
“I’ll leave it to Runi’s choice. Runi, what do you want to do?”
“I…”
Hunting monsters with my sister was already helping me grow and gain experience. But if I added the experience gained from Androph’s long history of fighting monsters…
“I want to go with Androph.”
“…If that’s what Runi wants, I have no choice.”
“Instead, I have one condition.”
“A condition?”
“Yes. I want us to eat our meals together.”
So, in exchange for sharing her experience, she wanted us to prepare proper meals. I realized once again that she was a type of human I had never encountered before.
“I have a condition, too.”
“What is it?”
“We’re newlyweds, you see? We must have sex at least once a day.”
“…Sister?!”
“So, even if you hear sounds, just pretend you didn't.”
The inn we were staying at had two rooms. One was the space we were currently using as a living room, and the other was the room with the bed. In short, my sister meant that even though we were in the same space as Androph, she would have sex with me without caring at all.
“…D-Do whatever you want.”
“Pfft! You’re blushing again. You have absolutely no immunity to this kind of thing, do you?”
“S-Shut up!”
“*Sigh*…”
A deep sigh escaped my lips before I could stop it. Was this combination really going to be okay?