First Day of High School
“Good morning, Oppa.”
“Congratulations on starting high school, kiddo.”
Her hair was dyed a bright brown, and her face still overflowed with that fresh, girlish innocence. But… those D-cup-or-bigger breasts that made me want to bury my face in them right this second, paired with that impossibly narrow waist… created a massive gap from the pure, youthful look on her face.
“I’m not a kid anymore! I’m clearly an adult now!”
“Sure you are, kiddo.”
“Ugh, seriously! You always call me that… I have a name, you know. It’s Jeong Sua!”
Jeong Sua puffed her cheeks out in an adorable pout. The urge to grab those cheeks and squeeze all the air out of them surged through me.
She wanted me to call her by her name, huh? Too bad. I couldn’t just give her what she wanted that easily. Nothing in this world is free. It’s all give and take.
“I’ll call you by your name if you go out with me. How about it?”
“No thanks. Perverted guys aren’t my type. Plus, Oppa, you seem like the kind of guy who swaps girlfriends every other week.”
That made it 391 rejections. Another loss stacked on the pile today.
“Then you could just date me casually and dump me when you get tired of it.”
I was fine with being a sex friend. It wouldn’t be bad to play with her for a while, then toss her to Kang Suho like used toilet paper once I got bored. Of course, I’d have to make sure she became a complete wreck who could never forget the taste of my cock first. That way, she’d come crawling back later, crying and begging me not to throw her away.
I’d seen it when we went to the bathhouse together with Kang Suho. The guy was born with equipment that couldn’t even come close to mine. With a dick that small, he’d only ever star in an all-ages love comedy. You needed someone like me to earn that 19+ sticker.
“We’re only a year apart, but you keep calling me a kid…”
Jeong Sua grumbled in annoyance, and my eyes naturally drifted to her chest as she emphasized that she wasn’t a kid.
“Yeah, those definitely aren’t kid-sized.”
“Huh? What isn’t?”
“You know. Those.”
I pointed at her chest with my index finger. Jeong Sua’s gaze dropped downward. The moment she confirmed what I was pointing at, her face turned bright red. She hurriedly covered her breasts with her bag and narrowed her eyes at me.
“P-pervert…!”
“Why is this perverted? Is there a problem with a guy looking at a girl’s breasts? Even that Kang Suho you like so much is into tits.”
“O-Oppa! Shh! Shhh!”
The girl who had been making a face of utter disgust just moments ago now looked shy as she reached out and clamped her hand over my mouth. Her eyes darted around. She seemed relieved once she confirmed Kang Suho wasn’t nearby.
The fact that she had a crush on Kang Suho was a secret only I knew. Don’t get the wrong idea. It wasn’t like we were close enough to share secrets. I had simply asked her outright, “You like Kang Suho, don’t you?” and a flustered Jeong Sua had admitted it, then begged me to keep it a secret.
“Okay, so can you get your hand off me? Or I’ll stick my tongue out.”
“Ah… sorry. That was a little rude of me.”
No, it was nice. Your hand smelled like sweet peaches. So you use peach-scented hand cream. As expected from a beauty—even her scent is fragrant. I bet her pussy smells just as good.
“Oh, and Suho isn’t into dirty stuff like you, Oppa.”
“Bullshit.”
If any guy claims he isn’t into dirty stuff, he’s the most dangerous one of all. She must trust Kang Suho a lot if she believes that about him. But did she know? That guy has a stash of dirty books under his bed.
“Oppa, watch your mouth! I’ve told you over and over to stop swearing now that you’re an adult!”
“Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.”
Seeing me spit out curses, Jeong Sua let out a deep sigh with an expression that said she’d given up. Please don’t give up on me, ma’am…
Anyway, I decided to keep the secret of Kang Suho’s dirty books to myself. That information would come in handy later when I needed to blackmail him or shatter Jeong Sua’s trust in him.
Guess I’ll just stare at her tits until Kang Suho shows up.
Every time I looked at her chest, Jeong Sua would twist her body as if she could feel my gaze. I kept alternating between watching her reaction and pretending not to, thoroughly enjoying myself, when Kang Suho finally burst out of the house with a slice of bread clenched in his mouth.
“Uwaaah. I should’ve packed my bag yesterday. I’m gonna be late at this rate.”
His clumsy behavior made me want to puke. Who the hell did he think he was, the protagonist of a love comedy? Oh wait. He was the protagonist.
“Hyung, wait for me so we can go together… Ah, Sua. Good morning.”
Spotting Jeong Sua, Kang Suho waved at her.
“Good morning, Suho. Have a nice day.”
A bright smile bloomed across Jeong Sua’s face the moment she saw Kang Suho. That lucky bastard.
“Here, Hyung. This is your breakfast. I brought one for you too.”
Kang Suho held out a slice of bread to me. Was he seriously telling me to walk to school with bread in my mouth just like him?
“I’m good. You eat it.”
“Really? Okay, I’ll eat Hyung’s share too.”
Watching him shove the bread into his mouth and chew noisily, I thought it would serve him right if he choked on it. With that pleasant thought, I headed to school with the two of them.
Since today was a special day for both of them, we had decided to go together. It was, after all, the entrance ceremony for Gangan High School.
Gangan High School. The school I already attended—one year ahead of them—and the main setting where Kang Suho’s love comedy was supposed to begin.
Since I had decided to become the protagonist instead of him, I couldn’t just attend school mindlessly anymore.
“It feels nice going to school with Hyung like this after so long. It reminds me of the old days, right Sua?”
“Yeah, it does. Back then, Oppa would always come pick us up and we’d walk home together. Do you remember that, Oppa?”
The “back then” she was talking about was seven years ago. For an entire year, I had gone to pick them up every single day to stop Kang Suho from becoming too timid. Since our houses were in the same direction, Jeong Sua had ended up walking home with me for almost that whole year too. Back then, my friends had started calling me a brocon. Once I entered middle school, I stopped going to get them, and the rumor quickly died down.
While Kang Suho might have been fine with it, Jeong Sua had complained a lot about why I didn’t come pick her up like I used to.
“Why do you like walking to school with me?”
“Because I like going to school with you, Hyung.”
“It reminds me of the old days, so I like it too.”
“But kiddo, aren’t you not supposed to like that?”
I grinned at Jeong Sua. It was a signal I always gave before messing with her. Unlike the dense Kang Suho, Jeong Sua was quick-witted. She seemed to already sense what I was about to say.
“Huh? What do you mean, Hyung?”
“Well, it’s because Jeong Sua, you—”
The moment I opened my mouth, a fist slammed into my stomach.
“Huk! O-Oppa, I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to…”
“S-Sua?! You hit Hyung…”
I clutched my stomach and collapsed on the spot. Jeong Sua looked panicked, as if she hadn’t expected herself to actually punch me, while Kang Suho stared at her in shock.
Nice punch, Jeong Sua.
It didn’t really hurt, but I played along with the dramatic act and gave her a thumbs-up. Realizing I was joking, Jeong Sua let out a sigh of relief.
“Phew, thank goodness. Oppa, don’t overdo the acting. I thought something was really wrong and got scared.”
“I was the one who got scared. Since when do girls throw punches that easily?”
“It’s your fault for teasing me. I told you it’s a secret…”
Jeong Sua was getting angry while I chuckled at her. Apparently not liking being left out, Kang Suho’s eyebrows twitched.
“Sua, what was Hyung trying to say just now?”
Look at this guy. Was he jealous of the connection between me and Jeong Sua? If you’re curious, just ask straight up what the secret is. Don’t beat around the bush like a coward. Then again, what could I expect from a spineless guy who can’t even choose between beautiful heroines?
“Ah, that’s… it’s a secret that’s a bit awkward to tell you… sorry.”
“O-oh… So it’s something Hyung knows but I don’t…”
“Ah…”
Of course the secret was that Jeong Sua had a one-sided crush on Kang Suho. There was no way she could tell him that directly. Kang Suho, completely oblivious, looked visibly disappointed and spoke in a pathetic tone.
I could ignore Kang Suho being pathetic, but if I left it like this, the Jeong Sua I loved would be put in a difficult position. So I stepped into their conversation.
“Hey, Kang Suho. She said it’s a secret. How can a guy act so pathetic about it?”
Kang Suho answered with a dejected look on his face.
“But Sua is my childhood friend. If even Hyung knows but I don’t…”
“S-Suho, that’s…”
Jeong Sua hesitated, looking like she was about to tell him the truth. No, no, that absolutely could not happen. I secretly tugged on her clothes. I shook my head at her, signaling that I would handle it and she shouldn’t say anything.
How dare she try to speak? The fact that she liked him must never be discovered by Kang Suho. If those two confirmed each other’s feelings and started dating, it would be a disaster.
Fortunately, even though she looked a little anxious, Jeong Sua kept her mouth shut.
“Hey, dumbass. Your birthday is coming up soon, isn’t it?”
“Birthday? What about it?”
He really was painfully dense. Usually people would catch on with just that much. From behind me, I heard Jeong Sua’s small gasp of surprise. She must have realized what I was planning.
Sua, wouldn’t you rather ditch this clueless guy and come to me? I’m really saying this for your sake. Instead of living a boring life next to a boring man like him, wouldn’t it be better to live as my onahole? I’ll cherish you!
“Sigh… It was supposed to be a secret, but I’ll tell you.”
“Hurry up and say it.”
Don’t rush me, you male piece of shit. Before I punch you in the mouth. The only thing that should rush me is a woman begging me to cum inside her pussy.
“This kiddo asked me what kind of gift you would like.”
“Is that true, Sua?”
“Yeah. I was preparing it secretly, so it was supposed to be a surprise…”
“I’m sorry, Sua.”
“No, it’s okay.”
Jeong Sua pretended to look disappointed. Once he learned that she had only asked for advice about his gift, a smile spread across Kang Suho’s face. Then he looked at her and apologized. In that moment, I caught the faint upward twitch at the corner of his mouth.
This bastard is smiling because he’s happy.
No matter that he was my little brother, it was truly pathetic. How did something like this come out of the same… well, not the same pussy, but the same womb as me?
So I couldn’t hold back.
“Yeah, so the kiddo and I are going to go pick out your gift. Just the two of us.”