I'll Eat It Deliciously
“Rock-paper-scissors?”
Jeong Sua’s startled reaction made Kang Suho raise his fist. Then, with that bright, sunny smile of his, he said, “Yeah. Remember how we used to settle silly little things like this when we were kids?”
“Anyone can just sit in the front seat…”
“That’s why I’m saying let’s decide with rock-paper-scissors. Unless… Sua, you really want the front seat that badly?”
“It’s not that…”
Sua shot me a quick sideways glance. In the end, it had come to this. I’d only agreed to go home from school together because I couldn’t keep leaving Kang Suho out forever while I walked with her alone… yet the moment Sua tried to claim the passenger seat, he blocked her.
“O-oppa, what do you think we should do?”
“Mm… just figure it out yourselves. What does it matter who sits where?”
I answered her question with deliberate indifference. Showing any favoritism toward Sua here would only make Kang Suho suspicious of us. Since she seemed desperate to keep our relationship hidden, I couldn’t afford to play favorites. It was the only answer I could give.
But… huh? For some reason Sua was glaring at me with a distinctly hurt expression.
“Fine. Let’s do rock-paper-scissors. Like oppa said, it doesn’t m-a-t-t-e-r who sits up front.”
The way she spoke with such heavy emphasis, practically announcing it, made it obvious she was mad at me. Why? Kang Suho was the one who suggested the game—why was she taking it out on me?
“Yay! I won. So Sua sits in the back and I’ll take the front.”
“…Okay.”
Kang Suho grinned like an idiot, utterly satisfied with his victory. Seeing that happy face made me want to toss him out of the car and drive off. Having this clueless third wheel constantly barging in between lovers was beyond annoying. The way this perpetual loser kept trying to act like he belonged made me want to kill him. He was a walking inconvenience.
After driving the rest of the way in silence, we reached our house. Kang Suho immediately looked confused.
“Hyung, why did we come home first? Aren’t you dropping Sua off?”
We were supposed to stop at her place first, so coming straight here must have seemed strange to him.
“I’ve got plans with some friends, so I need the car. I’ll drop this little brat off on the way.”
I lied without a shred of shame. Of course, the idiot had no brain cells to rub together, so he bought it instantly.
“Ah, then it can’t be helped.”
Before getting out, Kang Suho turned around to look at Sua in the back seat.
“Sua, want to go for a walk today?”
“Why?”
“I was thinking of starting walks from today… so, um… maybe we could go together…”
This fucking bastard. The sheer audacity of him openly scheming to meet her behind my back—right in front of me—made my eyebrow twitch.
“Um…”
Sua fidgeted, sneaking glances at me, before rejecting him with a shy little smile.
“I haven’t been walking lately… I’ll let you know if I start again.”
“Okay. I’ll be waiting for your call.”
Completely oblivious to the polite brush-off, Kang Suho got out of the car with that same stupid grin and waved. The kid had zero awareness.
Finally, the obstacle’s gone.
My heart was already soaring at the thought of being alone with Sua. I’d just started driving again when—thud. A body tumbled through the gap between the seats and Sua claimed the passenger seat for herself.
“Hey, are you insane? What if you get hurt?”
“Oppa, is that really the problem right now?”
Her voice was full of thorns. But her tone was the last thing on my mind. Lately this little brat had been doing all sorts of things she never used to—stomping her feet when she was annoyed, fearlessly climbing into the front seat while the car was moving. Thankfully she only showed that spoiled side in front of me. It was so cute that I usually let it slide… but dangerous stunts like this were where I drew the line.
“Yeah, that is the problem. You expect me to just watch you get hurt while I’m driving? If this piece-of-shit car injured you, I’d scrap it without a second thought.”
“…Hmph! That kind of answer doesn’t make me happy at all!”
Sua snorted and turned to stare out the window. I glanced sideways while driving and caught her reflection in the glass. She was biting her lower lip, clearly fighting back a smile. She’d climbed over here angry, but my response had flipped her mood so fast she didn’t know how to handle it. When she was mad she showed it openly; when she was praised she melted. Her body had grown up, but her reactions were still completely childish.
“So. What are you angry about?”
“Why didn’t you take my side?”
“The rock-paper-scissors?”
“Yes!”
“I was going to take your side…”
“If you were going to, then why didn’t you? I wanted to sit next to you in front…”
Was she really asking because she didn’t know? Probably not. She knew exactly why and was just sulking. I actually liked it when Sua pouted like this. It proved she preferred being with me over Kang Suho. Of course any woman with functioning taste would rather sit next to me than that walking garbage.
“We have to hide our relationship. It couldn’t be helped.”
“It wouldn’t be that obvious.”
“How would I know whether it would be obvious or not?”
“You’re usually so sharp, but you can’t figure this out?”
“Exactly. Though your senses do get weirdly sharp whenever you want a kiss.”
“Those perverted jokes… aren’t funny at all!”
She turned back toward the window, but I caught the way the corner of her mouth kept twitching. She was trying not to laugh. Every once in a while my lame, half-assed jokes landed perfectly, and this was clearly one of those moments.
“If it’s funny, just laugh. Who’s the kid here, stubbornly holding it in like an idiot?”
“…Not funny.”
“Let me see your face.”
“No.”
“You laughed.”
“I didn’t.”
“You totally did.”
“I said I didn’t!”
We kept bickering with that silly back-and-forth until we finally reached Sua’s house. Still sulking, she made a show of unbuckling her seatbelt and gathering her bag. Then she stared straight at me and announced, enunciating every syllable like she wanted to make sure I heard each one:
“I’m. Leaving. Now. I’m. Not. Thankful. For. The. Ride. At. All.”
The deliberate, exaggerated pronunciation made me burst out laughing. The moment she unlocked the door, I hit the master lock from the driver’s side and sealed it again.
“What are you doing…?”
“……”
I just shrugged. She unlocked it again. I locked it again. Now she was glaring at me with pure indignation.
“Are you planning to keep me trapped in this car forever?”
“Would that be so bad?”
“Of course it would! Why are you acting like this?”
“We didn’t do our usual goodbye ritual. Kiss me.”
“Right now… I don’t really want to…”
“You’re really going to sulk just because I teased you a little? We both know you’ll enjoy it the most anyway.”
I unbuckled my seatbelt and leaned in. Her cheeks flushed instantly. Even though we kissed at least once a day, she still blushed like it was our first time. That innocent reaction never failed to drive me crazy.
I expected her to meet me halfway even if reluctantly, but instead she actually shrank back. She clearly wanted it, but seemed determined not to make it easy for me. After waiting a while with no movement from her, I started poking her side repeatedly.
“Stop that…”
“You’re being extra bratty today.”
“I’m always like this…”
“Bullshit. My girlfriend isn’t like this. Hurry up and give me back my cute girlfriend.”
“That is me…”
“Then why aren’t you offering your lips? You usually shove them at me the second I suggest it.”
“Because… I just got mad… if we kiss right away… it feels like I’m letting you off too easily…”
She worried about the silliest things. I’d spent over seven years trying to make her mine. After all that effort, wasn’t it okay for things to be easy now?
“Then stay still. I’ll just take it by force.”
“Huh…? That’s not—mmph…?”
Chu!
I wrapped one hand around the back of her head and yanked her toward me, crushing my lips against hers. But Jeong Sua kept her mouth clamped shut, refusing to let my tongue in. I gave her ass a light pat as if to say stop resisting already. Realizing resistance was pointless at this stage, she gradually relaxed. The moment a tiny gap appeared, I tried to slip inside—only for Sua to eagerly push her own tongue into my mouth instead.
Her arms wrapped tightly around my neck and head.
“Haa… haa…”
The hot breath spilling from her nose kept tickling the bridge of mine. It was adorable how she had no idea what sounds she was making, completely lost in the kiss.
See? In the end, this is what you like most. All those constant kisses I’d demanded were finally bearing fruit.
“My breasts too… oppa… ♡”
“You want me to touch them?”
“Mmm… yes… ♡”
I never expected her to ask directly. She must have really enjoyed the way I played with them last time. Only an idiot like Kang Suho would hesitate now.
I slid my hand up and gently squeezed her breast over her shirt.
“Haup… ngh… chuu…!”
Her blouse and the bra beneath it crumpled together in my grip. She kissed me again, moaning into my mouth, but made no move to stop my hand. It seemed she’d decided to surrender her body completely and was focusing only on the kiss.
I kneaded her breasts harder. Squish. Squish. I treated them like they already belonged to me—because they did. Imagining how they’d be further trained by my touch, I opened my eyes to watch her.
She was lewd. So fucking lewd.
That face melting with pleasure, the way her skilled tongue explored my mouth, the constant moans spilling out of her—it was all obscenely hot. And beautiful. Day by day she was transforming from pure goddess to something dripping with sex appeal. The boys at school would lose their minds if they saw her like this. Tomorrow she’d be even prettier. The day after that, even more so. Because I was going to keep making her lewder. More perverted. All mine.
“Haa… oppa… touch me directly…”
Despite still being a virgin, Sua was growing bolder by the day. She clearly had no intention of stopping here. I unbuttoned her shirt exactly as she wanted. The fabric slid aside with a soft rustle—jiggle. I pushed her bra up.
Squish… pinch!
“Haah…! Hngh…! It feels so good… nghhh…!”
I massaged her perfect bare breasts and tweaked those stiff nipples. The sudden spike in pleasure made it impossible for her to keep kissing; she pulled her lips away. A thin, silvery strand of saliva stretched between us. I caught it with my tongue and swallowed it. It had no real taste, yet the sheer satisfaction was incredible.
I pulled back slightly to admire her. Those flushed, rock-hard nipples. The trail of drool at the corner of her mouth. That utterly lewd, wet expression. The way her thighs kept rubbing together restlessly… It made my cock throb violently. I was already fully prepared to slam into her pussy without mercy.
And I wasn’t the only one.
“Oppa…”
“Yeah.”
“Can we… do it?”
Sua stared at me with desperate, needy eyes. Anyone would recognize the look of a girl in heat.
“Is it really okay to do it here?”
“Yes, oppa… I think it’s fine right now…”
The second she gave permission, I climbed over the console and positioned myself on top of her. No exaggeration—I had my pants and underwear off in less than a second and moved in close.