My Childhood Friend Sent Me This?
I couldn’t stop the smirk from spreading across my face as I looked at the photo Sua had sent. There she was, one breast fully exposed, cheeks flushed with embarrassment as she took a selfie. It was so obscene it was hard to believe it came from the same girl everyone called the school’s pure goddess. And she had sent it herself.
“Holy fuck. What a horny little slut.”
Worried she might delete it out of shame right after sending, I quickly saved the photo to my gallery. Just knowing I now owned a permanent record of her perverted side felt incredibly satisfying. She can’t run away from me anymore, can she? Go ahead and try to get a boyfriend who isn’t me. I’ll make sure to spread this picture far and wide so everyone knows what a total cumrag she really is.
‘Wait… this could be fun.’
A brilliant idea suddenly hit me, one that would flood my brain with dopamine. I quickly mosaicked out just the face in the photo Sua had sent and headed straight for Kang Suho’s room. As usual, I didn’t bother knocking and was about to open the door when I heard his voice from inside.
“Thank you so much… Yes, I’ll work hard from now on!… Take care.”
Once I confirmed the call had ended, I opened the door and stepped in.
“Hyung?”
“Were you on the phone?”
“Yeah. Just for a second…”
Kang Suho quickly hid his phone behind his back. I’d given him a birthday present and hadn’t been too harsh on him lately, so this was strange. He wasn’t openly hostile, but it was obvious he was wary of me. Acting this suspicious? There was no way I was letting it slide.
“Who were you talking to?”
“Ah, well…”
“Never mind. It was probably the chairman, right?”
“H-how did you know?”
Because you’re the protagonist and Cha Yeri is the heroine, you idiot. Since I haven’t completely claimed the heroine as mine yet, the world is trying to push you closer to her. I call these forced events.
“Just a guess. Looks like I was right.”
“Ah…”
Kang Suho’s face fell into a gloomy expression. Did he actually believe that? How naive. But still—how dare you talk to the chairman when I’ve never even spoken to him once? I’d come here to get my dopamine fix, but now my mood was completely ruined.
“Did you call him first?”
“…Are you curious?”
“Yeah. I’ve never once talked to the chairman.”
“Hmm… I see…”
The strangely pleased look on his face pissed me off even more. Still, I had no choice. Lately Kang Suho had been acting unusually wary of me. If I didn’t butter him up first, there was a high chance he wouldn’t answer if I asked directly. I put on an envious expression, and sure enough, he opened his mouth.
“The chairman called me first.”
“Oh, really.”
Tsk. So fucking jealous. Looks like I’ll have to torment Cha Yeri tomorrow. Or maybe mess with that precious little maid of hers, Lee Yena. I wanted to ask what they talked about, but I decided to stop here. If I pushed too far and Kang Suho started fully suspecting me, he might hide things about the heroines. That would be a loss. Time to get my dopamine and leave.
“Little brother. Your hyung here recently met a girl he really likes and started dating her.”
“It hasn’t even been that long since you confessed to Sua and got rejected. Typical hyung behavior. You’ll probably break up soon anyway, right?”
“No. This time I’m even thinking about marrying her and having kids.”
“Hyung, choose your words more carefully… So?”
I grinned and moved closer to Kang Suho. Then I showed him the photo of Jeong Sua I had pre-mosaicked.
“What do you think of this girl? Doesn’t she look insanely hot?”
How’s that? This is your childhood friend. You’ve never even seen Sua’s breasts before, have you? I’ve touched them, sucked on them—this size could feed an entire village and still have plenty left over. Of course, those milkers belong entirely to me.
Whether he knew that or not, the idiot who didn’t realize it was Sua just freaked out.
“Uwaah! W-why are you suddenly showing me this?!”
As expected from a virgin loser, he made a huge fuss over a single pair of breasts.
“Come on, look closer. Who knows? It might be someone you know. She’s a student at our school. Same first-year as you, even.”
“Ugh, n-no way! There’s no way someone I know would send pictures like this!”
I’d hoped he’d at least say something like ‘Hmm, she looks kind of familiar…’ but that was too much to ask. The way he blushed and turned his head the second he saw it made it clear it was impossible.
“Women get perverted when they fall in love. Even that little childhood friend of yours might be like that. Who knows? Maybe once she gets a boyfriend, she’ll start sending naughty pictures too.”
Zap. The moment I mentioned his childhood friend, Kang Suho’s embarrassment vanished. His eyes sharpened with clear anger as he glared at me.
“No matter how much you’re my hyung, I can’t forgive you for insulting Sua like that…”
Ha! Look at this guy. True to his role as the romance-comedy protagonist, he gets flustered over a pair of tits but turns dead serious when it comes to the girl he’s marked as his own.
“Take it back. You have no right to insult my childhood friend!”
I nearly laughed out loud when I saw him clench his fists, eyes burning with murderous intent. I raised both hands in surrender.
“Alright, alright. Maybe the little one is different. I’m sorry. But I am your older brother. Don’t get so worked up.”
Kang Suho looked startled, as if he hadn’t expected me to back down so easily. This is all thanks to the composure of a winner. This pathetic fool was getting angry without even realizing the girl in the photo was Jeong Sua. In the end, I was right and he was wrong, but I’d let him stay lost in his sweet little fantasy.
“Ah… I’m sorry too, hyung… I was too rude, wasn’t I?”
“It’s fine. I started it first. By the way, you were pretty manly just now. Is that what it means when you say you know your childhood crush best?”
“N-no, it’s not like that…”
“Sure it isn’t, dumbass. Haha. Be honest.”
When I smiled and lightly patted his arm, a bashful Kang Suho finally spoke.
“W-well… I guess so? Since I’ve been Sua’s friend the longest… I probably know her better than anyone else.”
Wow, damn. He’s my little brother, but he’s so fucking disgusting. Or maybe he’s even more disgusting because he’s my brother? I’m pretty gross myself. Looks like this whole family is full of repulsive parents and repulsive kids.
Just like yesterday, I parked the car in front of the house to drive everyone to school.
“Sua? Are you riding in front today?”
When Sua grabbed the front passenger door handle, Kang Suho—who was already in the back seat—looked confused. Since both of them had sat in the back yesterday, he clearly found it strange.
“Ah…”
A small sound escaped her lips. Now that I thought about it, she must have forgotten about sitting in the back and instinctively headed for the passenger seat just to sit next to me. Sua already had dark circles under her eyes from the moment she woke up. Clear proof she hadn’t slept properly. And there was only one possible reason for that.
The lewd selfie she had sent me. She probably felt anxious and embarrassed after sending it, which kept her up all night. The fact that the “read” mark on my message still hadn’t disappeared meant she was still nervous.
“I’ll just sit here… It feels weird for both of us to sit in the back when Oppa is driving. Someone should sit in the front.”
“Then I’ll sit in front…”
“No, it’s fine. No need to make it complicated.”
Click. As soon as Kang Suho tried to get up, Sua coldly refused and climbed into the passenger seat, immediately buckling her seatbelt. In the rearview mirror, I could see Kang Suho awkwardly fiddling with the armrest, clearly embarrassed by the rejection. Seeing his sour face first thing in the morning put me in an excellent mood.
Sua stayed completely silent the entire ride. Kang Suho kept glancing at her, looking anxious like he thought he had done something wrong. But she wasn’t angry at him. She was simply out of it. Instead of facing the consequences she had brought upon herself, she was spacing out to avoid me.
She’s trying to let this slide, but I’m not going to let her.
I poked her thigh repeatedly.
“……”
Instead, she turned her upper body the other way and stared out the window. It wasn’t that she hadn’t noticed my poking—she was clearly ignoring me. Right then, we hit a red light. I took the opportunity to lean closer and whispered into her ear in a voice quiet enough that only she could hear, even though Kang Suho was watching.
“Thanks to you, I took care of my sexual frustration nicely. The photo was really pretty.”
“Eep… Oppa, why are you saying that right now…”
“What are you two talking about?”
Feeling left out, Kang Suho immediately butted in. This was exactly why I could never like this guy.
“The little one seemed out of it, so I was just teasing her a bit.”
“Really? I thought it was something else… Hyung. Sua doesn’t look like she’s in a good mood, so don’t tease her too much. She hates that kind of thing.”
I almost threw up at the way Kang Suho acted like he knew everything when he knew nothing. I barely held it in. I really wanted to throw him out of the car right in the middle of the road. Anyway, since the seat blocked his view, he clearly hadn’t seen exactly what I did.
When we arrived at school, I parked in the designated student parking lot. As Jeong Sua tried to get out of the car like she was fleeing, I grabbed her and looked at Kang Suho in the back seat.
“Kang Suho, you get out first.”
“Huh? Why?”
“The little one has to start patrol duty with me from today.”
“Only Sua? What about me? I’m in the student council too, aren’t I?”
“Normally I’d do it alone, but since I’m the little one’s supervisor, I need to teach her. You should learn from the president.”
“If that’s the case, I guess there’s no helping it…”
Kang Suho got out of the car and walked over to the passenger side, tapping lightly on the window. This fucking bastard? Tapping on the window like an idiot. What if it leaves a scratch? You gonna pay for it, you cheap piece of shit?
Ziiiing. When Sua rolled down the window, Kang Suho smiled gently and said,
“I’ll head in first, Sua.”
“Okay. I’ll go to class with Oppa later.”
“If hyung bothers you… No, tell the student council president separately. She told me to let her know if hyung ever harasses or bothers you.”
What? She said that to Kang Suho? Was that what their phone call yesterday was about? The fact that there was secret communication between them made irritation surge through me.
“Hey, get lost already!”
“Ah, okay… See you later, Sua.”
“Yeah, take care~”
When Kang Suho waved, Sua politely waved back with a modest smile. How touching. Anyone watching would think they were saying goodbye for a long time. They’d see each other again in class anyway.
That aside… Is she planning to stay like this all day?
Normally, the second I yelled at Kang Suho she would have scolded me with something like ‘Don’t swear at Suho.’ But it seemed our Sua became completely spaced out when she was extremely embarrassed. The moment Kang Suho disappeared from view, Jeong Sua went back to staring blankly ahead like nothing had happened. Anyone watching would think we had fought.
“Hey.”
“……”
“Hey!”
“……”
No matter how many times I called, she didn’t answer. With no other choice, I pulled out my secret weapon from my pocket. I took out a strawberry milk and placed it in her hands.
“This is…”
Only then did she finally look at me. I’d filled the entire fridge with strawberry milk just because of her. I was going to keep feeding her until even her farts smelled like strawberries. Just kidding, of course.
“Drink this and get your head straight. You’re in no condition right now.”
“Did you… bring this for me?”
“No, I found it on the way. Didn’t you see me pick it up and give it to you just now?”
“I clearly saw you take it out of your pocket… Pfft.”
She held the strawberry milk with both hands and smiled brightly. The sight was so beautiful I had trouble looking away. I deliberately put on a grumpy expression and turned my head. Sua began gulping down the strawberry milk.
“Hey, drink slowly. You’ll get a stomachache.”
“Oppa, are you a tsundere?”
“If you’re going to spout that nonsense, give it back.”
“No! This is mine now!”
“Why is it yours? I bought it with my money, so it’s mine.”
“Didn’t you just say you picked it up off the ground?”
“Ah. Right.”
“Hehe. Oppa, are you an idiot?”
Normally I would have smacked her on the head, but this time I stayed quiet. Seeing me keep my mouth shut, Sua must have thought she had won. She laughed and finished the entire strawberry milk. Only then did the life return to her previously exhausted eyes.
“Oppa. When are we doing patrol duty? Is it okay for us to just sit here?”
“Patrol duty starts next week. We’re not doing it this week.”
“Huh?”
“I lied to Kang Suho because I wanted to be alone with you.”
“Ijin Oppa…”
She looked confused about how to react, as if the knowledge that lying was wrong and the happiness from my honest feelings were fighting inside her. But soon she seemed to decide she was happy after all. She grabbed my hand and smiled brightly.
“Oppa… I… want to…”
“If you don’t say it clearly, I won’t know.”
“Here… I want to kiss… Can I?”
Sua pressed her index finger against her own lips. At her bold action, I let out a small laugh.
“I don’t really feel like it right now.”
“Liar.”
“I’m tired. Let’s do it after school.”
“What’s so tiring about that… Stop teasing…”
“I really don’t want to.”
“……”
Maybe she didn’t like my gentle but mischievous tone. Sua suddenly grabbed my school tie and yanked it hard, forcing her lips onto mine with a wet smack. The sound of suction echoed in my ear. When she pulled away, her face was filled with unbearable embarrassment.
“Now you’re doing whatever you want.”
“It’s because Oppa wouldn’t do it…”
So if I don’t do it, she forces it? Even yanking my tie aggressively? I let out a dumbfounded laugh, then this time I leaned in and kissed her lips, which still had a light tint on them. When I pulled away, she let out a satisfied, happy laugh.
“Oppa.”
“What.”
“You know lying is bad, right?”
“You’re saying that now? After we just kissed? Isn’t that a bit much?”
“Hehe. Still, I’ll forgive you for lying. Because you… gave me another kiss.”
“Yeah. Thanks.”
I stretched my body toward her side and reached for the seat adjustment.
“O-op…?! Suddenly… Whoa!”
When I pressed the lever and reclined her seat all the way back, Sua let out a startled cry. Soon her pupils trembled, and she gently closed her eyes.
Huh? That’s strange.
Was she closing her eyes because she thought I was about to do something perverted? Sorry, but I had no such intention right now.
“Take a nap here. You probably barely slept because you were worried about that photo.”
“You… knew?”
“If you were going to be embarrassed, you shouldn’t have sent it in the first place. Are you stupid?”
“Eep… B-but I sent it because I thought Oppa would like it… Was it… not good?”
It was fucking amazing, you idiot. I liked it so much I even showed it to Kang Suho. Kang Suho was completely shocked when he saw your photo. Not only that, he loudly insisted that Sua would never do something like that. Without realizing the girl he was cursing was actually her.
“It was insanely good. I jerked off like crazy thanks to you.”
“Can you fix the way you talk? It makes you sound so vulgar.”
“No.”
This is the boyfriend you chose. Endure it with all your might. If a friend ever says ‘Hey, isn’t that your boyfriend?’ and I ignore them, I won’t let you off. I’ll run over right there, shove it inside you, and let the whole world know you’re my woman.
“Anyway, it was so good that I talked that vulgarly. Why be embarrassed? Couples can send each other photos like that.”
“Do couples do this often?”
“Of course. The more you like each other, the more you want to see every embarrassing part of one another.”
“Then Oppa, you should also send me…”
“Hm?”
“N-nothing…!”
What the hell, cockblocked. She was clearly about to ask me to send her some too. You should have kept talking. I would have sent you everything if you wanted.
Anyway, I reclined my own seat back as well and turned my head to look at her. Since she was looking at me too, our eyes met perfectly while lying down. It felt like we were lying together in the same bed. Sua must have had the same thought, because the corners of her mouth were slightly lifted.
“I welcome photos like that anytime. Take them often and send them to me.”
“I-I’ll think about it…”
“Nice! You definitely said it. Don’t you dare forget!”
When I suddenly sat up and made a fuss, she giggled.
“I got it, I got it. Seriously, you lose all self-control the moment you see anything perverted.”
Her positive reaction meant it wouldn’t be long before another one of her vulgar photos came flying my way. And when it does, I’ll have to show it off to Kang Suho again~.
“Close your eyes and sleep already. I’ll wake you up when it’s time.”
“Okay. Thank you, Oppa. I was really tired.”
Completely unaware of how her photo was being used, she gave me a relaxed yawn and a word of thanks. Seeing her trying to sleep so innocently beside me made my cock start to harden with excitement. I barely managed to calm myself down before I could finally close my eyes next to Sua.