Choi Jihye's Secret Alt Account
“Ugh…”
Ever since I had gotten this new body, I’d woken up every time feeling as if I could fly, but today my body felt as heavy as lead. My head was still a little hazy, and I could roughly tell how awful the shot that Yohee had slammed into me really was.
Haruka had definitely used one of the super-advanced detoxification drugs the Inspection Department agents used on me, yet the aftereffects were this severe. Still, it was something I could tolerate. Normally I would have taken a drug that could burst my heart or tear my brain vessels and died, only to feel nothing worse than a hangover. That had been a blessing.
“Hmm?”
Yet in my usual room, instead of the faint scent of Yuuka’s baby powder, I smelled something that smelled like Haruka’s shampoo.
“Ah—Senior! You’re awake!!”
I sat up and Haruka looked at me from top to bottom in utter panic, her eyes darting repeatedly to my lower half with something strange in her gaze.
Why is she looking at me like that?
But more importantly… Haruka is in my room.
“A-ahahaha, g-good morning, Oppa~”
So that was how it was.
Well, it didn’t really matter. I had planned to introduce her to Yuuka anyway.
Snick… snick…
Yet Yuuka’s presence felt off too.
Actually, now that I thought about it, both Haruka and Yuuka were acting strange.
From a family that slaughtered and raped people without a second thought, it was hard to picture these two as sisters who had reunited in tears… yet they felt oddly distant.
Normally I had seen Haruka and Yuuka as sisters who would die before each other, but what the hell had happened?
“Did you two fight?”
“E-eeeeeh!? N-no way!”
“No, Oppa… it’s nothing.”
They kept speaking politely while subtly turning their faces away from each other. That was weird.
I didn’t even know how siblings who had fallen out would react, yet I was supposed to guess what had happened between these sisters. It was pointless.
Their bond might still be strained, but they would fix it themselves anyway. Blood was thicker than water, after all.
Just as I was about to dismiss the thought, Haruka neatly straightened her clothes and bowed to me at a perfect ninety degrees.
“Senior… I heard everything from Unnie. You saved Unnie from that monster Yohee, right?”
Haruka spoke without even straightening her bent waist, clearly at a loss for words.
“Yeah. I didn’t mean to, but I couldn’t just stand by.”
“I-I also… I’m so grateful to you, Oppa!”
Yuuka ran over to her sister’s side and bowed the exact same way.
The sight of the two sisters offering me the deepest respect at the same time felt strangely warm.
“Er… yeah.”
If you were that grateful, I’d expect you to repay me properly from now on. After all, I had gone through all this hell for that reason.
But it feels a little vague.
I had approached Haruka with the intention of turning her into an enemy of the Inspection Department, yet after using my enhanced abilities to examine her, the headquarters had already abandoned her.
At this point, with the absolute trump card revealed to be a total loser, what was the smartest move I could make?
Focus.
I couldn’t afford to waste any of my materials.
I closed my eyes.
Plop—
My consciousness sank deep, and I wove every fragment together.
It was the basic training of a private detective—tying together several insignificant clues to reach the truth.
Crack.
Yet the moment I awakened every sense in my body and fell into perfect concentration, something I hadn’t felt before began to interfere with my deep thoughts.
The scent of semen.
…Cum scent?
It wasn’t strange for a man living alone to have semen smell in his room, but this was my room. And I hadn’t jerked off here, nor had I had sex.
Every sense in my body grew even sharper, and I felt the same strange sensation in the part of Haruka’s panties that covered my lower body.
At first I thought it was because of the drug and my cock was rock-hard, but now it was clear that wasn’t the case. It felt like a slight fullness. When I tightened the muscles around my perineum, something felt like it was about to leak from my urethra. It wasn’t urine—more like a thick liquid was ready to come out.
It was a sensation every man knew.
But why the hell was I feeling it right now?
“Ahem… S-Senior? Are you tired?”
Haruka stood in front of me, covering her mouth politely as she spoke to me. It was clearly not her usual demeanor. Most importantly, the source of that cum scent was Haruka herself.
Did she do something to me while I was sleeping? She was bolder than I expected.
I approached the flushed Haruka without a word, pressing my nose to her nape. I couldn’t press it to her lips, so this was the next best thing.
Sniff—sniff—
“Eh! S-Senior!?”
“W-what!?”
Haruka froze stiff as a rock when my face suddenly got close, calling out “Senior” while Yuuka jumped beside us, clearly startled by the strange sound.
Confirmed.
The cum scent was definitely coming from Haruka.
“Haruka, what did you do to me while I was sleeping?”
“E-eek!? Ah!? U-um—!?”
Haruka jumped back two steps in panic, and Yuuka did the same.
Wait… If Haruka had done something weird to my body while I slept, Yuuka, who had stayed in the room 24/7, should have noticed. What the hell was going on here?
Even I, who had done torture work during my private detective days, couldn’t easily imagine those pure-looking twins having some kind of threesome with the man they were supposed to be sleeping beside.
“If you want to be honest right now, I’ll forgive you. Tell me.”
“Uuuuuu!”
Haruka finally bowed her face all the way down, as if she had accepted the worst situation.
Then she spoke in a voice as if an ant were crawling.
“I-I didn’t do it with any weird intentions…”
“The intention doesn’t matter. Just tell me what you actually did…”
“I did it! I grabbed that huge thing and stroked it back and forth until the semen came out with a buh-buh!”
Haruka’s pretty pink fingers, manicured nails, and the soft-looking hand that had done it all flashed before my eyes. She had really done it despite the shame.
“You did well. I probably wouldn’t have touched a man’s dick even if I was forced to.”
“I-I didn’t hate it, but…”
“Hmm?”
“Nothing!”
Anyway, since I now knew she had done it out of genuine concern for my body rather than any weird intention, it was time to return to the original plan.
I closed my eyes and focused again.
Had Haruka really become useless?
Was saving Haruka and Yuuka completely meaningless?
Was gaining their complete trust also pointless?
No.
Even if the headquarters had labeled Haruka as disposable and abandoned her, she was still listed as an active field agent in the department’s records.
That meant the line to report to the upper echelons of the Inspection Department was still active.
So perhaps I could use Haruka to move the Inspection Department myself.
I didn’t have any particular loyalty to the Empire or trust in the national government, but I didn’t think the Imperial Inspection Department was rotten to its core and being controlled by the Samjung family.
If that were the case, the Inspection Department would never have sent agents to investigate the Samjung family in the first place.
What was happening now was clearly a power struggle.
It was a clash between high-ranking officials who supported the Samjung family and those who wanted to fulfill their duties as the Inspection Department.
And Haruka was just a casualty in that whale fight.
I would shake the Inspection Department with this one pretty shrimp.
“Haruka, who do you think was the most suspicious person during your time as a field agent?”
“U-um… it’s definitely Jihye Section Chief, right? Senior, you know how much she values principles.”
Choi Jihye…?
***
“Abandoning a field agent? That’s not even a joke.”
“That was already decided by the elders.”
Crash!
“The elders? Are you kidding? Since when does the Inspection Department listen to the elders’ orders? Only the Chief Inspector and His Majesty the Emperor can give us ‘orders’!”
The woman’s voice shook the table as her long hair whipped around in fury, but the man in front of her just kept rubbing his ears and nose.
“Tsk… they’re just making noise.”
“What did you say? You just called me a liar. The field agents are under our Operations Division’s jurisdiction. What the hell do you think you are, Information Division Chief, to override me?”
“Ha…”
While the Operations Division Chief was raging, the Information Division Chief let out a sigh of irritation.
“Hey, Miss Choi Jihye, the Chief Inspector said it’s fine. Can’t you understand?”
“W-what…?”
“The Chief Inspector approved it. Stop harassing people.”
“T-that’s impossible…!”
“Whether it’s possible or not, you figure it out. Go check it yourself.”
The moment Choi Jihye turned to leave the Information Division Chief’s office in shock, he smiled wickedly and spoke.
“Oh, by the way, since we’re both section chiefs, I’ll give you a tip. Keep your line straight, okay?”
Grind.
“I’ll handle it myself, so don’t worry about it.”
Crash!
Choi Jihye stormed out of the Information Division Chief’s office, her neck veins bulging from pure rage.
“This… fuck… A desk-warming office worker who doesn’t even know what a fan is… how dare he dispose of my son…”
Ishihara Haruka.
She was the daughter I had personally raised.
And it was infuriating that the Information Division Chief had already been listed on the computer as disposing of the new field agent.
For Choi Jihye, who was driven by sense of duty and principles, this was a heinous act of power.
But she wasn’t an idiot.
“When… the hell did the Samjung family get their hands on the Inspection Department?”
Even after returning to her office, she kept grinding her teeth until she finally muttered to herself with a determined look.
“No one can be trusted. I’ll go myself.”