Chapter 8
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 8
Chapter Title: May Luina's a Total Pervert (1)
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Foreplay.
Sex is, simply put, the act of heating up the body before intercourse—optimizing your partner's body for sex.
Even a virgin like me might seem ridiculous pontificating on sex, but just because I haven't done it doesn't mean I lack knowledge about it.
It's like a lifelong single who's never dated chiming in on a friend's love life—you can still build up plenty of know-how without firsthand experience.
That's why even a virgin like me has basic foreplay knowledge... and personal ironclad rules.
Namely: put your heart into foreplay.
Sex isn't just shoving your dick in a pussy and thrusting away.
To me, sex is when a man and woman connect so deeply, body and soul, that fulfillment overflows.
In other words, if you aren't getting both physical and mental pleasure for total satisfaction, it ain't real sex.
After 24 years without so much as a proper relationship, let alone sex, my convictions might sound laughable to others. But they're mine all the same.
An unshakable belief—one only an inexperienced pup could hold.
With beliefs like that, foreplay is part of sex for me too. Which is why my ironclad rule is to pour sincerity into it.
The sincerity to warm her body nice and toasty for peak sex optimization.
And the most crucial part? I have to be insanely turned on by her too.
Only someone who loses their mind over their partner can make their partner lose theirs.
That was my biggest worry when I read about "sexually arousing the partner." But now, staring at May Luina's completely bare upper body—not a stitch on—those fears melted away like snow.
Breasts so massive they'd swallow my hands whole. A waist wasp-thin in perfect contrast. Flesh toned just right for the eyes.
Just her tits out, and her body's already driving me fucking wild.
"Tits barely exposed, and it's this arousing... Are you some kind of genius at giving guys boners?"
[Don't say stuff like that! It doesn't make me happy at all! And for the record, my body isn't sculpted just to turn you on!]
"Th-then who is it for...?"
[No one! I-I just kept it in shape!]
"Just 'kept in shape' and it's this hot?! Yeah, May Luina—you're definitely a cock-raging genius."
[Gahhh! Nooo!]
My heartfelt compliments pissed her off, but she didn't seem truly mad.
Why? Every word and move I'm making is for her benefit.
That's how I can mouth off to May Luina, World Hero Ranking #3, without a care.
Alright, enough praise. Time to get to the main event.
"Hoo..."
Suddenly, nerves hit hard.
I'd been yapping about how horny she makes me and how she's a dick-genius, but fact is, I'm still a total solo virgin.
No solo virgin could stay cool with king tits and that adorable belly pudge right in front of them.
Even a battle-hardened fuck machine would have a bone-dry mouth facing this.
Still, gotta do it. For my sake, at least.
Arouse May Luina sexually... no, make her insanely horny, just like me with her massive rack in my face. Infuse that yang energy into the curse, and I'll finally be free.
Yeah. This is for the greater good.
Besides, "main event" doesn't mean plunging my rock-hard meat stick into her untouched precious slit just yet.
Just pour every ounce of yang into that pink seal on her upper body while giving her the sincerest, lewdest foreplay of her life.
Okay, that eases the tension. No penetration means no strings, right? I got this.
"Alright, let's start. Say 'good' if it feels good, 'bad' if it doesn't. I gotta hit your weak spots hard to get you dripping from my touches—that's how we cure this."
[Ugh... So you're gonna make me spell out my weaknesses... Fine. It's for the treatment. Bring it...! But I'll call out 'bad' if it's bad, so brace yourself!]
I got her buy-in, steeled my nerves, and reached out for her defenseless body.
Squish. Sooooft.
"Whoa. So soft, squishy, and smooth."
[Uh, eek?! S-starting straight for those spots...?!]
"What's wrong with kneading cheeks? The seal started right here."
My hands first landed on May Luina's pale, translucent cheeks—the spot where the seal first appeared.
Her girlish face was a dizzying contrast to that erection-optimized bombshell body, cranking her hotness to eleven.
So my squishing fingers brimmed with raw lust for her.
Squish squish. Knead knead.
"This is addictive. With this level of squish, I could go all day."
[A-ahh. D-don't just keep kneading my cheeks!]
"What, you want me somewhere else? May Luina, you pervert."
[Wh-what?! N-no way! I just meant the most effective spots would speed up the yang infusion!]
"Ah, fair point."
She had a solid argument.
Cheeks do heat things up plenty, but we're not lovers or anything.
Obviously, straight-up erogenous zones would pack more punch.
"Following the seal down, then. Stay focused."
[Focused... Hoo, got it. Come on in.]
"Starting with... your mouth."
[Huh? My mouth—mmph?!]
The wing-shaped seals on both cheeks curved along the corners straight into her mouth.
I'd only glanced before when it first showed up, missing the inside. Time to fix that.
I gripped her dainty little chin—small enough for one hand—and pried her mouth open.
There: a healthy, soft tongue and neat rows of pearly whites.
The seals from both corners met on her tongue, forming a heart shape just like down on her lower belly.
"Oh... Exact same shape as the one on her abdomen. Tiny, though..."
I poked the seal on her tongue, then pinched it between my fingers.
A woman's mouth is warm, wet, and grips tight when needed—basically a pussy up top. That's why they call it the upper cooze.
Yup. Right now, I'm finger-banging May Luina's mouth pussy.
[Heuu. Uhehe. Ebeee...]
Her voice, all sticky with my fingers stuffing her mouth, cranked my arousal higher.
Dunno why she's making real muffled mouth noises for telepathy, though.
"Horny enough?"
[Huu. Huebe. Hebee...]
"How's it feel? Any reaction?"
[Hebebe... Iio.]
"Roger. Pulling out."
Cheeks and mouth got me going, but no dice on her.
Wasn't expecting much anyway, so I yanked my stirring fingers free and trailed the seal downward.
[Hah?! W-wet fingers on my th-throat...!]
"It's your spit. It's fine."
[It's not!]
I wiped the saliva along her neckline to her collarbone.
"Hoo... Collarbone, huh."
The seal snaked down like a necklace before splitting both ways—an awkward spot to handle.
"Okay, light pass here."
I skipped the collarbone quick, tapping her delicate bones like piano keys—tap tap—while sliding my hands lower.
"May Luina, we're here. King tits!"
[Don't call another woman's breasts like it's a Pokemon gym!]
"Just joking to loosen you up for the real deal. If you're mad, I'll knead away."
[Eh? W-wait...]
Breasts are sensitive; rough handling hurts like hell. I know that much.
But May Luina's a World Hero Ranking #3 monster who laughs at common sense. And I'm an F-rank scrub.
Yeah. No way she'd feel pain from my groping.
Feeling that gap all over again, I gripped her perfect man-dream tits—no hesitation. Plump, soft, jiggly, springy.
"Whoa!"
The sensation was unreal, electric jolts racing up my palms and fingers.
[Hiiiiggguuu♥♥♥!!?]
For the first time since foreplay started, a lewd cry burst from May Luina's lips.