Wedding Banquet
The wedding ended in catastrophe.
In the midst of the utter chaos, one might wonder whether anyone would even sit down to eat…
Surprisingly, some of the guests pulled out their meal vouchers and headed for the buffet.
I was one of them.
“Ladies and gentlemen of the guest party. The ceremony was halted due to unforeseen circumstances, but the prepared banquet hall is operating normally. Beginning now, you may enjoy buffet dining in the Grand Ballroom on the first basement floor. Please follow the instructions and proceed slowly…”
“I saw the video of the bride getting fucked, and now they’re serving buffet? Does that make sense?!”
“I hope so. Please move in an orderly manner. Please.”
The buffet opened an hour later than planned.
Still, no one was served congealed food to the guests.
It was clearly centered around live stations because the price was steep.
At the grill station: ribeye and filet mignon. At the sashimi station: thick slices of tuna, salmon, and sea bream sashimi along with various sushi rolls.
There was also a frying corner with freshly cooked tempura and a dessert bar.
I gathered a reasonable amount of food.
A touch of truffle oil pasta, steak and uni sushi, and a salad.
It tasted delicious, so I ate with a good appetite. I drank wine too.
“Senior… You have such a strong stomach. We don’t even go there.” (1 / 109 / 9 months ago)
“Hello. You were still in contact with Yu-ra, right?” (2 / 6 / 2 years 8 months ago)
“Please stop…! What did Kim Yu-ra do to you?” (11 / 480 / 18 hours ago)
“Yeah.” (2 / 6 / 2 years 8 months ago)
Kim Yu-ra’s colleagues greeted her with awkward movements, and I accepted it casually before moving on.
Even after that, the murmurs from around us never stopped.
The news was already out.
Did the groom’s mental state shatter…? Those scumbag reporters. They called because the groom had played the video!
But his face… isn’t it bad for his health?
If semen gets in your eyes, you might feel temporary burning and have congestion, but if you rinse it out quickly, it’s usually fine. But if it’s so intense that it’s like bukkake, it can cause dermatitis or clog pores.
Aha.
But did the bride have a spade tattoo on her waist?
Everyone was holding their phones in one hand while eating with the other.
The news had already spread.
Most people were restraining themselves, but there were so many guests.
A low-quality clip had been uploaded to Reels, and breaking news was popping up one by one.
Since both the groom and bride were ordinary people, they appeared as A and B, but… socially burying them was inevitable.
A six-minute oral, face-fucking, crying and screaming, praying and speaking in tongues, a physical fight, total chaos. Everyone who knew Jung Jae-ho and Kim Yu-ra would know by now.
Did Jung Jae-ho anticipate it would grow this big?
[Jung Jae-ho] Thank you.
He definitely didn’t regret it.
After finishing my meal, I erased the mobile wedding invitation from Kim Yu-ra.
I no longer had any reason to keep it.
****
Summer 2023.
Kim Yu-ra found the perfect spouse candidate at a youth ministry retreat.
His name was Jung Jae-ho. A doctor.
“I will keep premarital virginity intact, Sister Yu-ra.”
Unfortunately, he was a unicorn with a fever.
Should I deceive him? Or cut him off?
Kim Yu-ra, who was agonizing at the beginning of their summer romance, chose the honest confession method.
However, she needed a roundabout approach. If I revealed everything, the other person might freak out and run away.
“Jae-ho oppa. I… actually had experience when I was a college student.”
“Yu-ra sister? Experience? Do you mean…?”
“Sex experience. Actually, even after graduating, there was still pain in my heart. Looking back now, I regret it, and I feel sorry for the spouse I’ll meet in the future. It’s not the experience itself, but that I succumbed to lust. It’s too shameful.”
“Ah… That must be a hard story. Still…”
“……?”
“I can feel your sincerity, sister. How about we pray together and discern more clearly?”
Jung Jae-ho’s reaction wasn’t the worst.
Just a distance after announcing his non-virginity.
However, he didn’t draw a line saying he wouldn’t see her again. It was probably because he had a religious awareness that avoiding a repentant person makes him hypocritical himself.
Kim Yu-ra wanted to believe this was the right direction in the long run.
Kim Yu-ra cautiously started pursuing Jung Jae-ho.
The main strategy was to arouse sympathy and stimulate religious responsibility.
“Jae-ho oppa. If my spouse ever allows it, I won’t have physical relations with them. Before marriage… But I’m afraid you might think my attitude is hypocritical. I’m not pure anymore, after all.”
“Yu-ra sister… Uuuh.”
“It’s funny, right? Doing this now.”
“I don’t think so. I see a repentant person making a decision to become a new person as something to highly evaluate.”
The strategy’s name was “Repentant Non-Virgin.”
Jung Jae-ho always prayed with the theme of “the failure of the past rather than the sincerity of the present.”
He looked strained, but he seemed to be trying to understand.
Thanks to his constant efforts, they became lovers.
Kim Yu-ra delivered the final blow after the title changed from “oppa” to “hyung.”
“Jae-ho oppa. It’s a really hard story… Haa. I’m saying this because I don’t want oppa to get hurt, so just listen. I’m a person with a past anyway, and I think I can’t erase it. That’s why it gets harder to see you.”
“Yu-ra. What are you saying?”
“If you dream of a pure marriage, I think you should meet a person like you who has kept virginity, not a woman like me. So please. It’s time to stop here and meet a more suitable person than me.”
“That’s my judgment. Why are you deciding the conclusion?”
“But I’m not a virgin.”
“Stop it!”
It wasn’t really about breaking up; it was a technique to encourage Jung Jae-ho’s rationalization.
You can’t ignore a repentant person; if you don’t forgive that, then keeping virginity is not pride but arrogance; you must love the Kim Yu-ra of now, not the past Kim Yu-ra… Even if it was hard, to plant the awareness that that was right.
Fortunately, it worked properly.
Finally, Jung Jae-ho brought up the marriage topic, and they even kissed for the first time. It had been 1 year and 3 months since they met.
From then on, the relationship progressed rapidly.
Jung Jae-ho also seemed to find it hard to give up his virginity obsession; it showed. He lost over 4 kilograms, and sometimes he would stare at Kim Yu-ra without a word, then suddenly offer a prayer. He said he had consulted the youth ministry pastor multiple times.
Kim Yu-ra took the appropriate gesture every time.
I’m sorry, I want to erase my past too, oppa, if it’s really hard for you just say anytime, if you allow me I’ll do my best to become a good spouse…
There was once when they held hands and cried together.
It was truly a painful journey.
But Kim Yu-ra succeeded in the end.
“Yu-ra… When I first heard your confession, it was very hard. I have kept virginity all my life, and I dreamed of a spouse with the same values. But while praying, I realized. You are honest, and now you’re trying to live more pure than anyone else, right?”
“Jae-ho oppa…?”
“Will you marry me?”
Finally, Jung Jae-ho received a proposal from Kim Yu-ra.
This time it was real tears, not acting. She had finally done it.
The wedding was as flashy as she expected.
Palace Gangnam Grand Ballroom, premium buffet menu (upgraded type, 140,000 won per person), jealous glances from colleagues and blessings from families… The honeymoon house was a 3.4 billion won apartment in Dogok-dong, the ring was a 1.2-carat excellent cut…
The love story video sent out right after the marital pledge was also very pleasing.
It didn’t show any fluids, a fresh and beautiful video.
And they flew to the Maldives for their honeymoon.
“May our bodies and minds become one.”
Jung Jae-ho in his mid-thirties, his face clearly tense.
Kim Yu-ra guided him on the invisible line. On the line that wouldn’t break the illusion of the holy first night, she relaxed him, and at the right moment supported him so that the groom could think he was leading.
The first night passed safely.
The following honeymoon was nothing but prayer and sex.
Jung Jae-ho’s stamina…
Unlike the three exceptional ex-boyfriends of different styles, there was some loss, but the peak was still quite high. It was respectable. It satisfied her.
‘It’s enough.’
On the last day, they successfully did it twice. Once from normal position, once from superior position.
Kim Yu-ra was happy.
Jung Jae-ho was a man who gave what even the past men couldn’t give.
Good, only a bit of hair powder, no baldness showing, a hospital he inherited, and he would rise even higher in the future.
“Jae-ho oppa… I’m no longer sorry about you. I felt that you love me as I am. Now I’ll devote myself without hypocrisy or fear. Is it okay if I live like this?”
“Of course. Can I pray?”
“Yes!”
“God. Thank you for the grace that allowed me to meet my wife. My wife had mistakes and weaknesses in the past, but I accepted her sincerity and decided to build a family with her. I will love my wife for the rest of my life…”
Jung Jae-ho prayed with a face full of sincere joy.
Kim Yu-ra finally felt rewarded.
Five years and seven months of abstinence, the tension at the first confession as a non-virgin, the unstable relationship since then for almost a year…
But in the end, Jung Jae-ho compromised and accepted her. Sometimes there were hard moments, but he had done it after all.
She was being loved with all her heart.
She was supposed to live a rich life as Jung Jae-ho’s wife for the rest of her life.
“Oppa. I love you.”
Kim Yu-ra murmured while resting her head on Jung Jae-ho’s shoulder.
The groom responded by hugging Kim Yu-ra.
Overwhelmed by the warmth of her husband’s body and happiness, she closed her eyes tightly.
“Waaah!!!”
A tearing scream pierced her ears.
When she opened her eyes again, Kim Yu-ra was lying on the sofa in the bride waiting room.
“Eh?”
It didn’t feel real. Kim Yu-ra rubbed her wet eyes with the back of her hand.
The curtains were half open, and the hem of the wedding dress was crumpled and flowing on the floor.
From outside… voices could be heard.
It was the in-laws of the tragic wedding quarreling crudely.
We’ll take on the wedding costs, sue you, I know many lawyers, rumor has it that distributing obscene material is not punishable! We’ll settle it with a fine… We’re not the same as you, even if it’s a parent-in-law it’s not that bad, who’s the parent-in-law…
“Ah.”
The issue was money. By the time she fainted, it had already come this far.
Kim Yu-ra’s eyes, blankly fiddling with the crumpled wedding dress, became hazy.
Preemptive confession, persistent pursuit, wedding, first night, abstinence release, husband’s warm embrace.
It was truly sweet and truly real.
“Was it all… a dream?”
It was time to return to reality.