This Is Pure Lucky Perk (2)
I hit the back button. What kind of post had caused all this chaos?
It was absolute pandemonium.
“……”
It was like they all had a terminal illness that would kill them if they didn’t post every single second. New comments were refreshing at a rate of one per second. They were so worked up that some were giving useless advice, others were just cheering like idiots, and some were straight-up screaming to pounce on her immediately.
I tried to find something actually helpful, but the whole thing was pure chaos. This wasn’t going to work.
“Ugh, screw this.”
There was only one option left.
I immediately looked toward the top right corner and clicked on Live Chat.
It was a feature I normally avoided because it gave me a headache. I only turned it on when absolutely necessary. But right now, there was no better solution.
The moment I activated Live Chat, a translucent window appeared and messages began pouring in like they had been waiting for this exact moment. It was even faster than the last time I had used it.
You crazy bastard!! Are you seriously trying to assault her while she’s sleeping?! Have you lost your mind?!
Ooh? So our Woobin is finally about to cause some real trouble!!
When a man draws his sword, he must cut something! How can you sit there hesitating with such a precious feast laid out right in front of you?!
As expected, Kim Soyeon was the first to react. She immediately told me to get away from her and asked if I had gone insane.
But the other heroines had a completely different energy.
If not now, then when?!
Our Woobini’s first time, let’s gooo~
Unlike Kim Soyeon, the others were burning with excitement. They insisted this was one of our main objectives and urged me to hurry.
Honestly, doing it naturally while she’s this defenseless isn’t a bad strategy at all.
Indeed. The harmony of yin and yang is originally achieved by slipping through unexpected gaps.
The pressure from the others was so intense that even Kim Soyeon started to falter. Her messages slowed down noticeably.
I-is that so?
If she were on guard, would she have fallen asleep?!
In the end, Kim Soyeon succumbed to the pressure and started actively coaching me on what to do. She gave extremely detailed instructions—like lying down beside her and gently brushing her hair aside.
She was literally live-streaming tips on how to seduce herself. The sheer absurdity of it almost made me laugh out loud.
“…But is she really not wearing panties?”
What.
What.
“……Hmm.”
Wait, that’s going too far.
My upper body slowly leaned forward as I pondered. Humans are creatures of curiosity, after all. We don’t believe something until we see it with our own eyes. I was no exception. I was simply… very normally curious.
That was when it happened.
“Whine… yip…”
Neukgu, who had been sleeping soundly in Kim Soyeon’s arms, began to squirm. Maybe the night air was too chilly, or maybe the position was uncomfortable. Either way, he instinctively moved toward a warmer spot.
And the place he chose to burrow into was none other than the neckline of Kim Soyeon’s shirt.
Whoa look at him! Where is he going?!
A spiritual beast indeed! He’s reading his master’s frustrated heart and taking on the great task in his stead…!
“What spiritual beast? He’s just a dog.”
Despite my grumbling, Neukgu showed no hesitation. He paddled his short legs and dug even deeper into her chest. Kim Soyeon tossed and turned in her sleep, probably from the tickling sensation. Every time she twisted, Neukgu wriggled further inside.
Ooooooh— Her expression is perfect! Now’s the time!
“…Wait, hold on.”
Even as I muttered in panic, Neukgu’s exploration continued. He kept squirming as if he had lost his way inside her clothes. Because of his movements, Kim Soyeon’s loose shirt slowly began to ride up.
The chat window had turned into a full-blown festival. Some people were screaming, others were describing the sound of popcorn. And the craziest part? I hadn’t done anything at all.
After wandering around inside her shirt for a while, Neukgu finally changed direction and started crawling toward her right arm. He struggled to escape through the narrow sleeve.
Wriggle. Wriggle.
“Yip…!!”
And then, with a cheerful pop, Neukgu’s head burst out from the sleeve. He spotted me at the foot of the bed and immediately began wagging his tail in greeting. He tried to come toward me, but his chubby butt and tail were firmly stuck inside the sleeve.
Every time he strained and whined to reach me, Kim Soyeon’s shirt was pulled further up.
“……Hmmmm.”
I just watched. I didn’t want to miss this rare spectacle.
After a few more struggles from Neukgu, Kim Soyeon’s shirt was completely pulled up over her head, leaving it tangled around only her left arm. Her underwear and pale bare skin were now fully exposed under the light.
So I looked even harder.
Ah, I saw it. I saw a woman whose clothes came off without me even touching her.
The chat was in absolute chaos.
While the chat went wild, I kept my eyes busy. The steady rise and fall of her shoulders and chest. The defenseless curves and lines. I swallowed hard but didn’t miss a single detail.
At the same time, I started worrying about how I would handle the aftermath.
‘…But why am I worrying?’
When I actually thought about it, a very logical realization hit me.
I swear I never touched her clothes. Not once.
‘Did I do anything to cause this?’
No. It was Neukgu who took her clothes off, not me.
‘Whose bed is this anyway?’
Mine, obviously. It’s my house—I paid the deposit and the rent.
‘Who told her to come to my house?’
She came on her own.
‘Did I tell her to sleep in my bed?’
No. She just climbed in by herself.
That’s right. I really hadn’t done anything.
And all I wanted was to sleep in my own damn bed.
I’m the landlord! This is my bed! She’s the one who barged in uninvited.
Only then did a strange smile creep across my lips.
“Yeah… that’s right.”
I grabbed the hem of my t-shirt with both hands and pulled it off without hesitation, tossing it aside.
??? Are you actually doing it?!
Whoa, Woobin is taking his shirt off! Wait, for real? You’re really doing it?!
Whether the heroines were panicking or cheering me on no longer mattered to me.
I confidently lay down on the empty right side of the bed. For some reason, the mattress felt especially nice today.
When I turned my head slightly, I saw Kim Soyeon sleeping peacefully between strands of messy black hair, breathing evenly. Her scent lingered in the air, tickling my nose.
“……Sssip.”
Haa.
The chat was exploding. I reached out and pressed the Live Chat button again.
Wait!! Let us watch too!!
I ignored their screams and turned off Live Chat. Then I gently closed my eyes.
If she woke up tomorrow morning and misunderstood what had happened? Let her misunderstand.
If she accused me of being a scoundrel and demanded I take responsibility? Sure, I’d gladly accept.
After all, I really hadn’t done anything. I had simply exercised my rightful privilege as the owner of the bed.
If she claimed it was unfair, what could she do about it?
Who in their right mind sleeps without panties in a stranger’s house anyway?
“……Sssip.”
With that pleasant thought, I drifted off to sleep.
***
Someone’s scream pierced my ears. It felt like my eardrums were going to burst.
“…Ugh.”
I frowned deeply, opened my eyes, and sat up. Rubbing my eyes, I turned to the side and saw Kim Soyeon in a complete state of panic.
“Y-you, you, you…!”
Her face was flushed bright red as she pressed herself against the corner of the bed. She had pulled the blanket all the way up to her neck to cover herself.
I didn’t need to ask why. Her clothes were gone, and a shirtless man was lying right next to her. The meaning was obvious.
“…Did we… do it?”
Whether she was lost in confusion or not, I looked back and forth between Neukgu—who was wagging his tail on my stomach while yawning—and her, who was trembling while wrapped tightly in the blanket.
I barely managed to suppress the laughter that kept trying to burst out of me. Then I gave her my most innocent smile.
“Did you sleep well?”