Chapter 88
Chapter 88
Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 88
Chapter Title: EP.88
Yupia in the naked t-shirt who had been acting cute in my arms.
Lilith the maid hiding in the corner, peeking.
The air in the living room froze cold.
Breaking that silence was Yupia.
"Lilith! I told you to use stealth!"
"I was using it! Really!"
Lilith protested with a wronged pout.
"But since I sucked up all of Lady Yupia's remaining essence, my output must have weakened... And Master is quick on the uptake too..."
"Don't make excuses! You stupid bitch!"
Yupia scolded Lilith while huffing and puffing.
I crossed my arms and watched the scene unfold.
A hollow laugh escaped me in sheer disbelief.
"No wonder."
As soon as I opened my mouth, both women's gazes snapped to me.
"The house was too clean. The Yupia I knew isn't the type to clean this meticulously. You had Lilith do it, didn't you?"
Yupia's claim of "I did it all" had been half a lie.
She called in her subordinate for the cleanup and took all the credit herself.
I let out a disbelieving chuckle.
Villains gonna villain. A leopard can't change its spots.
Under my questioning, Yupia averted her eyes guiltily.
She fidgeted with her fingers, pretending otherwise.
"Ah, no! I did it too! I handled the main part, and Lilith just helped out, that's all!"
"Yeah, right."
"It's true! I only asked her to do a final check in case I missed something! Inspection! Yeah, I entrusted her with the inspection!"
It was a shameless excuse.
But right now, that wasn't what mattered.
"Lilith."
"Yes, Master!"
Lilith wagged her tail eagerly, as if she'd been waiting for me to call.
Her eyes resembled those of a puppy shaking its tail, dreading punishment after causing mischief.
"How long have you been here?"
"Since morning. Lady Yupia called me right after Master left for work..."
"So you've been cleaning, doing laundry, and cooking all day?"
"Yes! I did it all! Did I do a good job?"
She sidled up to me, as if pleading not to scold her but to praise her instead.
Up close, her outfit was quite the spectacle.
She must have ditched the cumbersome leather getup for cleaning.
All she wore was a single white frilly apron, tied around her neck and waist.
'Where the hell did she get that from?'
From the front, it offered some coverage, but from the side, the pale curves of her breasts and thighs were fully exposed.
From behind, it was even more outrageous, with her butt crack blatantly on display.
'Tempting as hell, sure...'
An S-Rank Villain and her subordinate pulling this in my house.
If Seo Jubin or Min Seola walked in on this, they'd keel over.
"Since I've been busted anyway, can I live here too?"
Lilith cautiously broached the main topic while gauging my reaction.
"Cleaning, laundry, cooking! I'll handle all the housework! Lady Yupia doesn't lift a finger, so without me, this place would turn into a dump, you know?"
"You damn wench! What? I don't lift a finger? That's slander!"
No. It was fact.
Leave Yupia alone, and it'd be a pigsty in under a week.
"And I'll attend to you at night too. Lady Yupia can't handle Master's stamina by herself. I'll sub in..."
"Hey! Who said I can't handle it? I can manage just fine on my own!"
Yupia cut in indignantly.
Whatever.
"Lilith, you make a point, but still no. Go home."
I shut it down firmly.
"You two would bankrupt me on groceries alone. Feeding one freeloader like Yupia is pushing it; adding you would snap my spine."
An average salaryman's pay can't sustain two layabouts.
I could tighten my belt and scrape by, but my quality of life would tank.
"Money? If that's the issue, I can just earn some."
Yupia scoffed like it was no big deal.
"How?"
"Rob a bank. With shadow movement, I can snag the vault clean, and no one'll know."
"Right! Or hit up rich folks' safes!"
These morons for real.
I yelled, dead serious.
"Are you insane? Commit a crime, and you're out on your asses! I told you no trouble!"
"Eek!"
"Ah, no... I just meant hypothetically..."
They both cowered, tails tucked between their legs at my shout.
Fixing their criminal mindset seemed urgent.
"No legit way, no dice. If you can't earn straight, Lilith, head home."
"Legit way... We'd get nabbed on a part-time gig..."
"That's why go home. Lonely? Drag Yupia with you."
Yupia's eyes went wide at that.
"What?! No way! Lilith! You get lost!"
"Lady Yupia! That's harsh!"
"Shut it! Because of you, even I'm getting booted!"
Yupia and Lilith huddled together, grumbling.
Villains with zero social experience finding legit income? Tough sell.
How much time passed like that?
Lilith's head shot up like she'd struck gold.
"Ah! I got it!"
"What?"
"Catch bad guys and claim bounties. Tons of wanted villains out there."
"...Villain hunting?"
"Yeah! We know the villain scene inside out—finding those rats hiding is child's play. We can smell 'em."
Yupia's eyes sparkled.
"Oh... Finally something useful out of you!"
Solid idea, honestly.
These two high-spec types on the hunt? Most villains wouldn't stand a chance.
Serves justice, pads the wallet.
'Two birds, one stone.'
But there was a catch.
"Capturing's one thing. Handing them over's the problem."
Tricky issue.
"You're branded villains. Go claim a bounty, you'll get pinched first. And me pretending I caught the ones you kidnapped? Hassle city."
"Ah... Yeah, true."
Yupia deflated.
"Need a middleman. Someone to take your catches safely and hand over the bounty."
One name popped into my head.
'Seo Jubin...'
She might pull it off. Boosts her arrest stats, gives a leash on Yupia.
Convincing her's the hurdle.
"Tabled for now."
I wrapped it up.
"Secure a safe payout route, then maybe. No moves till then."
"What about me?"
Lilith asked with puppy-dog eyes.
"Crash temporarily. Trouble, and you're gone."
"Kyaa! Thank you, Master! Loyalty forever!"
Lilith bounced in glee.
Yupia looked pleased enough too.
Company while I'm at work, chores offloaded—win-win.
Talk over, mood lightened. Lilith crept closer slyly.
Her eyes turned gooey.
"Master."
She settled lightly onto my thigh.
Apron hem rode up; her bare, pale asscheek pressed against my pants.
"I cleaned so hard... Can't you reward me? It's been forever."
She toyed with the apron strings.
Untie that back bow, and the front flap would flop right off.
"You and Lady Yupia soaked the sheets rolling around—I hand-washed and dried 'em all."
She brushed her lips to my ear, huffing hot breath.
"Dirty up the fresh sheets with my body this time. Then I'll wash 'em again."
A naked-apron succubus seducing over housework.
This went beyond male fantasy—straight violence.
My gaze drifted naturally to the side curve of her breast.
Apron gap teasing the voluptuous swell of her tits.
Nipples stiff, poking the thin fabric.
'Tough to hold back.'
I was just reaching for her waist when—
"Ridiculous."
Yupia's sharp voice cut in.
She glared daggers at Lilith, eyes blazing with jealousy.
"You're my maid. And you dare hog the pervert male's lap—the one that's mine?"
"Ahn, Lady Yupia. We can share the seat."
"Scoot. The pervert male's cock belongs to me, the queen."
Yupia hip-checked Lilith aside and claimed my other thigh.
'Yupia's got her own brand of provocation.'
Just a loose boxy t-shirt.
Bottom half? AWOL.
Legs spread, her pale pussy teasingly peeked from under the hem.
"Both of you, off. You're heavy."
They ignored me completely.
Instead, they burrowed into my lap like it was a contest.
Left: naked-t-shirt Yupia.
Right: naked-apron Lilith.
Soft, yielding flesh squishing me from both sides.
The sweet, cloying scent of their skin teasing my nose to boot.
"Master... Don't be like that..."
Lilith licked my nape.
Her slick tongue trailed down my collarbone.
"This pervert male? I satisfy him best."
Yupia fired back, popping my shirt buttons.
My chest bared; their eyes locked on.
"Haa..."
Their pupils dilated, reason evaporating.
Pure beast eyes, starved for essence.
Money talk? Cleaning? Long gone from their heads.
Only the twitching cock in my pants mattered now.
"Not like this..."
No time to stop them.
Yupia claimed my lips.
Lilith yanked at my pants.