Chapter 340: No, I Mean, Where Did the Promiscuity Go?
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 340: No, I Mean, Where Did the Promiscuity Go?
There was a time when I thought that once the campfire was over, the rowdy festival would finally be at an end.
Well, I mean, all sorts of fire-crazed lunatics crawled out of the woodwork, so it couldn’t really be called a “campfire” anymore, but regardless, it was a fitting show for the finale.
By the time the flames died down and the cadets began to head back, my mind was filled with nothing but the thought of resting.
“So-hyun.”
If I hadn’t heard Cathy Noona’s voice catching me from the side, I would have gone straight to the dormitory, showered, and fallen fast asleep.
“Oh, Noona, you haven’t left yet?”
“Yeah. Somehow, with so many incidents this time, it doesn’t quite feel like it’s over.”
Actually, everyone was together when the campfire first started. But then the magic research club, ‘Meteor Storm,’ tried to show off by boosting the campfire’s intensity with 7th-tier magic and failed.
Because fireworks essentially broke out on the ground, everyone scattered, and it seemed she had happened to spot me.
“I agree. It’s been a dizzying couple of days; it’s hard to believe all that happened in just forty-eight hours.”
“But it was fun in its own way, wasn’t it?”
“…I suppose so. I think I made a lot of memories.”
It was autumn now, so the evening air had turned quite chilly, but a lingering warmth from the campfire still drifted through the area.
“I bet. Our So-hyun went on so many dates with girls; surely you’ve made plenty of memories, right?”
…Wait? Was this not the festival’s epilogue, but my execution ceremony?
“Be honest. Aren’t there some girls you’ve grown secretly closer to during the festival?”
Honestly, I couldn’t say there weren’t.
“Did you do anything naughty with them during the festival?”
“I didn’t! No matter how you look at it, who would do something like that at the Academy during a festival!?”
“Really? It happens every year. People get caught and suspended. I’m not sure about this year since it was so noisy, though.”
…No, what are they thinking, doing that when they might get caught? Are they insane?
But before I could react with disbelief, Cathy Noona was faster, carefully closing the distance between us.
“…Noona?”
“What? The evening air is a bit chilly.”
I’ll say it again: it was still quite warm from the residual heat.
Of course, I wasn’t so dense as to say something stupid like, ‘Isn’t it still warm because of the fire?’
“So you didn’t do anything naughty during the festival. That’s a relief.”
…No, of course I didn’t. More importantly, I thought we were done, but this topic is still going? This is getting intense.
“Yes, I really didn’t, so don’t worry…”
“Are you not interested in that kind of thing, So-hyun? Doing it at the Academy.”
“I think it’s a matter of ethics, not interest…?”
“I’m a little interested.”
…Excuse me?
I hoped against hope that she was joking, but unfortunately, the eyes Cathy Noona used to look at me held no playfulness—only a strange longing.
“If you really hate it, it’s fine, but…”
She had drawn so close that we were practically pressed together; I could feel the Professor’s touch and her warm body heat.
“If you’re even slightly interested, shall we go do something good with Noona?”
I really wasn’t interested before, but I guess it depends on the person.
“…Are you interested now?”
“…Yes. I didn’t think I would be, but I think I am now.”
“That’s a relief. I prepared quite a bit, so I was nervous you might say no.”
Say no? Who? Me? What kind of madman would hate doing it at the Academy?
* * *
The place Cathy Noona brought me to was the Academy’s infirmary.
On an evening when the festival’s heat hadn’t fully cooled, I thought the combination of the Academy’s infirmary was plausible, but there was one tiny problem.
“Ah, you’re here.”
None other than the Doctor—my aunt—was still there, not yet having left for the day.
…Wait, she said we were going to do something good. Is the “something good” a health check-up?
Was I just a pervert who misunderstood everything?
“I don’t know what you’re thinking, but you don’t have to make that face. I’m heading out.”
“…Pardon?”
When I looked at the Doctor in confusion, she exchanged a glance with Cathy Noona, sighed, and began to explain.
“…A while ago, Cathy came to me for a consultation. She said she really wanted to make a memory on the festival day, but she didn’t think she should just do it anywhere.”
Well, that’s true. Honestly, I had followed along because I liked the idea, but I was going to stop her if the place was too dangerous.
In the worst-case scenario, we could be photographed and blackmailed, or an article could be published.
“So, I decided to lend her a place that is the safest I know, where there will be no outside intrusion. It’s better for my peace of mind than having an accident happen somewhere I don’t know about.”
Aha. So, since we shouldn’t get caught by strangers, she’d rather we do it somewhere she knows.
…No, it’s not that I don’t understand, but isn’t this still a bit weird?
Of course, it’s also strange for someone who was just about to do this and that at the Academy to go looking for common sense, but this really feels off.
…Up until now, she’s given me condoms and kept track of my sexual affairs, but that was indirect.
Lending us a room so openly feels different.
“…Well, if you’re not up for it, it doesn’t matter to me, but I’ve prepared a few things, so you’ll probably like it.”
“Pardon?”
Prepared a few things? What did she prepare?
Just as a sense of unease set in, I heard the rustle of clothes being removed.
“So-hyun, could you stay like that for a moment until I say it’s okay…?”
The sound of something being taken off and put on stimulated my imagination, making everything else feel trivial.
Specifically, things like having to disclose my sexual life to my aunt, or getting caught while looking for a place to do something naughty inside the Academy.
“Well, I haven’t left yet, but anyway.”
I wonder how much time had passed.
“So-hyun, I’m all dressed, so you can turn around now.”
Calming my heart, which was racing with anticipation, I turned around to see Cathy Noona wearing a uniform.
The design was slightly different from the current one, but the basic frame was almost the same. Seeing her in the Academy uniform was so fresh that for a brief moment, I had the illusion that we were the same age.
“You saw this briefly before, right?”
And with her swaying twin tails and her face flushed with embarrassment, her charm was off the charts.
…During the Common Sense Alteration Villain incident, I didn’t get a chance to look properly because I had made a slip of the tongue, but looking at her again, it was truly an impressive sight.
“Ah, um. Anyway, I’m really going to head out now. It doesn’t seem like you’re listening to me, but for hygiene’s sake, take a bath first. There are shower facilities inside. I’ve stocked condoms in the drawer.”
Ah, right. First, we should wash. For hygiene.
…Is it absolutely necessary to wash? It feels like a waste.
“Then, I’ll be going.”
I bowed to the Doctor in gratitude as she left, as if she had finished everything she had to say.
The silence that followed was broken first by Cathy Noona.
“Th-then, even though I just put this on, should I take it off again? We should wash first…”
Even as I approached, Cathy Noona did not pull away.
“S-So-hyun. I said let’s wash first. We can wash each other.”
As I buried my face in her chest and took a deep breath as if savoring her scent, I felt a warm heat and the Professor’s unique skin scent rather than any unpleasant odor.
Smelling the scent I liked made my mood soar strangely.
Of course, it seemed that just because I liked it didn’t mean Cathy Noona felt the same.
In the first place, the higher the rank of a superhuman, the less waste accumulates in their body, so it was natural that there was no unpleasant smell, but that didn’t mean she wasn’t embarrassed.
The deeper I buried my head to catch her scent, the more Cathy Noona twisted her body in a show of resistance.
At least on the surface.
I lightly grabbed her wrists and closed the distance she had tried to create. As if unable to resist, she opened her arms to me, perhaps not hating that I wanted to smell her.
Well, if she really hated it, she would have pushed me away long ago.
Hmm, the more I think about it, the more it feels like a waste. If we wash, the scent will fade. We’re going to wash after we’re done anyway, so wouldn’t it be more efficient to wash afterward?
“Noona.”
“Yes, So-hyun…?”
“I just want to do it like this.”
“…Don’t I smell?”
“I only smell a wonderful fragrance.”
When I suddenly licked her neck, she flinched; she must not have expected me to lick her so suddenly.
“…I asked if I smelled, so why did you suddenly lick me?”
“To prove that there’s nothing dirty about you, Noona.”
Actually, I just licked it because her white neck was right there, but well, it wasn’t entirely a lie.
“…Are you a dummy?”
Even as she said that, she slowly relaxed her body, seemingly giving me permission to proceed.
“So-hyun.”
“Yes.”
“Come here.”
Was it because she looked a bit different than usual?
It felt like I was seeing a past version of her that I didn’t know, and it was hard to hold back.
* * *
“…Hmm, I told them to wash first, but it looks like they’re planning to start right away.”
And the Doctor was boldly watching their intercourse through a surveillance artifact installed in the infirmary.
In the first place, she had literally said she would “head out,” but she had never said she wouldn’t watch.
Since there had been many incidents today, she wanted to see with her own eyes if there were any psychological changes, beyond just the data from artifacts.
“Hmm, they aren’t moving into foreplay as quickly as I thought. They’re spending a long time smelling each other.”
Well, and she wouldn’t deny that she was a little curious.
The chance to obtain raw, unadulterated field data was rare.
“Oh, once the scent exchange is over, they start with a kiss. They value the mood more than I expected.”
“…Um.”
“Ah, sorry. I’m checking some points right now, so I’d like you to wait. If I don’t write down what I think of immediately, I might forget.”
“No, I mean. Is it really okay for us to watch this together here?”
“Yes, honestly, I didn’t expect you to show us something so graphic…?”
“Hmm? What do you mean?”
The ones who spoke to her were two cadets in a similar situation to Cathy—that is, they had already slept with her nephew.
“Of course it’s okay to watch. I got permission from Cathy, and besides, you two have to switch with Cathy and go in there soon anyway.”
That was right.
Cathy wasn’t the only one who had come to her for a consultation.
To be precise, as a result of Cathy consulting her and feeling things out, it turned out these two were also thinking of seducing her nephew once the festival was over.
Cathy had won at rock-paper-scissors, so the order had changed, but regardless, these two would be going in soon.
“No, I mean, we thought we’d just be waiting for our turn. We didn’t know we’d be watching such a graphic video.”
Kang Han-hee—no, Cadet Kang Ha-ni seemed to feel guilty about watching him like this without his knowledge.
What a strange girl.
Normally, if the man you like is doing that, shouldn’t you feel jealous?
Then again, since they said the two of them had done it together from the start, perhaps they had a strange bond.
“If it’s a burden, I can let you wait somewhere else.”
“Ah, then I’ll…”
“But don’t you want to see?”
“…Pardon?”
“How different my nephew acts when he’s alone with someone else. I was being considerate because I thought you’d be curious.”
“…That, honestly, I am a bit curious.”
“I’m interested too.”
Their hesitation was a bit cute and intriguing.
It seemed her nephew was more of a sinner than she thought.
“Well, I’ll leave the door open, so if you really want to leave, I won’t stop you.”
The two hesitating girls stood up at the same time, intending to head out the back.
That is, if Cathy in the video hadn’t let out a loud moan at that perfect timing, feeling his touch.
“…Shall we watch just a little bit?”
“Let’s do that.”
They probably would have really left otherwise.
“Hmm, what an interesting relationship. Want some coffee?”
“Ah, thank you.”
“Ah, I’ll enjoy it!”
Well, the least she could do was make them some coffee.
How often would she get a chance to watch her nephew’s sex life with his girlfriends?