Normies Can't Stream (1)
[Title: What the Hell Is This Guy Doing?]
[Photo of an unemployed dude posting a mission in Hyun-seo's stream]
This asshole trying to make her go nice? To hell with that, fuck off.
[Info] Normie anyway, no ban risk.
[Re: Info - Writer: Normie or not, doesn't mean no hell. Curb your beggar burger bullshit.]
Who the fuck you calling asshole? You a Newbiepaki stan or what?
Drop 20 mil on making her go nice? Gotta take it.
[Fact] Picked by Newbiepaki? Minimum 2 mil a month baseline.
[Info] Newbiepaki gives me 20 mil? I'd chat him up smiling.
[Re: Go go.]
[Re: Hating Newbiepaki is straight gay.]
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BAM! BAM! BAM! Beyond the monitor, filthy room and half-eaten ramen in view, the guy hammered his keyboard.
"Why the fuck is it all worship?!"
His head spun in chaos. Internet streaming gallery—main page or sub, whatever—was female streamer central. Guys showed up in hate posts sometimes, but only big corp types counted. Or street-madmovie viral. Otherwise? Axed every time.
"What makes this asshole special? Money means invincible?"
The more he gallery-searched, the less it made sense.
Click, click. Fuming, he tried a smoke, but no light.
"Fuck!"
THUD! Innocent wall took the hit.
"Live alone, dickhead?!"
Sharp yell from next door. That jacked foreigner for sure.
...I'll let it go.
"Fuck... Wasn't always this soft."
World's wrong. Can't even banter easy on stream? Basement noobs eating flames and sex jokes? Natural order.
But nah. "Guard squad," "fandom" shields block all ping-pong.
"You were different."
Hyun-seo. Took any shit thrown. Sex jokes and flames for stream fun? Perfect back-and-forth.
Reacted to every chat pre-fame. Failure? World blind.
Didn't crave spotlight anyway.
"But what the..."
Click, click. Ragged nails, anxiety creeping.
His private little streamer? Grinning wide at weirdo's mission dough.
"Fuck... If I had cash."
Thoughts aside, reality: overdue bill texts piling months, beat wallet with 3k won ramen-crumpled.
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[Unemployed posted a mission.]
[Mission: Admit I'm hell-bound. Only nice words this stream.]
[Reward: 20,000,000 won.]
Tap, tap. Desk drum.
She eyed viewers, laughter leaking.
"One day fine, yeah...?"
Hyun-seo scanned chats wary, hit accept.
-Hell
-Hyun-seo noona, don't get played.
-Hell
-Hell
-Na
-Rak
-OK crazy bitch?
-Na
-Rak
-Nice stream? Why watch?
-Dumps identity. Stream dead.
Chats savage. Duh. VTuber bends to cash, style shift? Like pure childhood crush stolen by Gold Sun.
Imagining hives already. Pure-love otaku me? Puke city.
Asshole moves tough.
"N-no, just today..."
Hyun-seo puppy-eyed mission-chat ping-pong.
Caved to sum, my vibe. No pride-sell drips. 20 mil? Most bite. Nice words only, easy.
Good good.
Stream to side monitor, gallery post.
[Title: Kimchi stew OK with panties in?]
Sup. Me. Check Hyun-seo stream tho.
Made her nice words? Report station, 10% cut.
— Newbiepaki Ham
Bro posts pull sans bait. Why this title?
— Anon
Money dupe event? Dive in~
[Info] Hyun-seo mission 20 mil. Report = 2 mil.
[Writer: Heads up, bait hate? No pay. Block baiters, extra later. Thx.]
— Re:
You again? Gallery saint.
— Re:
Just like Newbiepaki Ham.
[Lolol~]
[Proxy Paki]
— Re: Proxy Paki?
Name lewd af...
— Re:
Legit newbie flat.
Post up, stream +10 viewers instant.
Why delegate? Busy.
Tend my hakko sheep. Routine grind.
Week passes. ~100 mil torched on Hyun-seo.
[Title: Newbiepaki's current pick?]
(Photo: Hyun-seo's clay avatar.)
Fuck, clay tho...
⭐ Top Comment
— Anon
Eye JOAT. Personality GOAT. Bro just bounces.
↳ Anon
Red pill GOAT.
↳ Anon
No avatar craft? Yeonji stream said reserves stacked.
[Re: Company rumors.]
[Re: Face meh but passable. Voice solid, otaku vibe.]
[Our Newbiepaki digs kin cuz otaku himself.]
↳ Unemployed: Not otaku, fucker.
↳ Bro: Scratch that, otaku confirmed.
[Re: Knew it. GOAT.]
Hyun-seo rep normalizing.
Closer to normal?
Dunno. Needed more views.
~30 avg viewers.
Game pivot to chat focus. Loss streaks hurt wallet now.
My daily? Unchanged. Hakko sponsors, secretary stream manager gigs, 30min treadmill.
Weirdest? Taste query.
-Fit girls your type?
Dunno, survival workouts. Nodded shady.
Ding~
Gym entry. Sweat o'clock.
"Hey hyungnim~"
Hyun-woo bright wave.
"Hi hi yo."
"Welcome hyungnim. Big whale on sis stream?"
Me?
"Oho, congrats."
"Skips watching tho?"
Yup.
"100 mil already. Psycho? Trust fund?"
Hyun-woo finger-count.
Watched, soft chuckle.
"Streamers got whales galore."
"Hoo..."
Narrow stare, piercing. Like I'm him.
Spooky.
Muscle menace aura. One-hand KO? Tiger bro even match.
"No stare. Scared."
"Figured sponsor you."
"Me? Weekly 100 mil lunatic?"
"...Yeah?"
Suspicious eye, nod.
Madman only.
"Trouble. Sigh..."
"Why?"
"Hongdae syndrome sis. Weird tastes?"
Stings. Not me-specific.
"Likes sponsor. Texts nonstop."
"...Dissuade? Risky."
"Tried. Ignores. Famous guy she says."
"40s uncle?"
"You better."
Tsk regret not-me.
"Haha."
Awkward.
No upside confess.
Sis tell? Shudder.
No webnovel 'obsessed streamers' arc.
Goal: sponsor. Cash disaster villain ideal.
Fame = aggro magnet. Dodge how?
Simple solid.
"For real not?"
"Nah."
"Sus tho. Penthouse dweller. 5bil+. Top floor."
"Low 10th."
"Not solo unit?"
"...Yup."
Hands clasp, innocent grin.
"No offense, chicken?"
"...Account."
"Hehe joke. Chicken funded."
Wave off.
"S'up, ok."
"PT interest..."
"Helthang."
"Hyungnim, trainer high praise."
Pity.
"Anyway, know him? Word to sis. Wants meet."
"Sponsors norm 40s uncle."
"You? Nice guy vibe."
"Impure motives?"
"Newbiepaki checks: others too. Sis unnecessary."
"Dunno."
Shrug, stare-nod reluctant.
"Pls hyungnim."
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Week more. Skipped Hyun-seo ~3 days. Anime/novel backlog.
"Newbiepaki~"
Tone shift. Why dude?
"Welcome in!"
-Ham drop.
-Kya.
-Gold Sun.
-GOAT.
Her + chats cozy now.
Week back? Hell spam on dons. Flip why?
Gallery aid.
Nemgal slow flip, Hyun-seo title.
[Title: You Again? Newbiepaki Ham Conquests Added.]
[Content: GOAT Gold Sun mode? Fixed viewer booted.]
Huh? Fixed ban?
Overkill.
Comments wilder.
— Anon
Otaku trash fixed. Chats pristine.
— Anon
Drips deserved boot.
[Normalizer: Newbiepaki Ham.]
[Dug cooljjin's prev nemgal graves. Link [www.com] hit.]
— Anon
Wtf... psycho supreme lol.
Success?
Other nemgals: fanart warped weirder. Face-paper "Newbiepaki," now blonde tan.
Latest: [Newbiepaki < Ultimate bubble bro upvote.] [You only! Yeocam legend react.] [Burger CD? Ham giftcon rain?] [Faithless, why doubt god Newbiepaki Ham?] [Gallery beg: burger pls.] [Today legend stream: dude streamer.]
Solid.
Scroll, Hyun-seo quote vid play.
"Newbiepaki-nim... my savior."
Savior? Fantasy cliche. Headshake.
Ehh.