A Violent Welcome to the Magical Girl Life
“Have you two scissored yet?”
Following Sera, we arrived at the mansion’s parking lot. Sera climbed into the driver’s seat of a red sports car. *Vroom! Vroom-vroom!* The engine roared to life with a harsh, guttural exhaust note. The window slid down, and Sera spoke. “Get in, rookie.”
“Oh, um….” I hesitated. “Don’t Magical Girls usually just… fly to where they need to go?”
Sera smirked. “What are we, pigeons? Why would I fly when I’ve got a car with the AC blasting?”
“……”
“Get in. Now.”
“Y-yes….” I ended up obediently climbing into the passenger seat.
*Vroom!* Sera’s driving was reckless. She wove through traffic like a stunt driver, tearing down the road at breakneck speed. We nearly crashed several times. *Honk! Honk-honk!* Other cars blared their horns, but Sera didn’t even blink. She ignored traffic signals as if they were mere suggestions. She even hummed a tune, one hand sliding up my thigh, stroking it back and forth.
“Ah, h-hng….” Her hand crept further toward my inner thigh. Just as her fingers were about to reach the sensitive spot, I clamped my legs shut tight.
“W-wait, right now, the monster…!”
“What do you think you’re doing!” Adel, perched behind me, pecked my head with his beak. “Why won’t you spread those vulgar legs and offer your pussy to Lady Sera right this instant!”
“…….”
Seriously, why is he only like this with me? Just as I bit my lip in frustration, *screech!* The car slammed to a halt with a piercing sound of friction.
“We’re here,” Sera said.
Outside the window, it was absolute chaos. “Aaaah!” Citizens were screaming and running for their lives. And next to a half-collapsed building stood a massive monster. It was a grotesque creature with tentacles sprouting all over its body, thrashing them around and smashing the surrounding structures.
*Clack.* Sera opened the car door and stepped out. I followed suit and looked up at the monster. So… I have to fight that thing…? Honestly, I was terrified. But I had to find the courage. That was the only way to save the citizens.
That was when Sera summoned a massive greatsword from thin air. She dragged the blade along the ground as she walked toward the monster. *Skree, skree-skree.* Sparks flew as the metal scraped against the asphalt. I asked Adel, who was perched on my shoulder, “Hey, what am I supposed to do?”
At that moment, Sera swung her greatsword. *Whoosh, thud!* The monster’s body was cleaved in half, and blood rained down like a downpour.
“……..”
What. Is it over? This is so different from the Magical Girl battles I imagined… Sera pulled a cigarette from between her cleavage, lit it with a spark from her fingertip, and took a deep drag. “*Hoo.*”
She exhaled a thick cloud of smoke. The citizens stared at her, flinching. Were they waiting to cheer for the Magical Girl who defeated the monster?
“What are you staring at?” Sera glared at them menacingly. “Get lost, will you?”
“H-h-hick!” The citizens scrambled backward, terrified. A heavy silence fell over the area. In that silence, Adel started clapping like a seal. “Ooh! A one-shot kill again! Truly magnificent! As expected of the Guardian of A City, God-Sera….”
“Shut up, furball.” At Sera’s sharp rebuke, Adel clamped his beak shut.
That was when I heard it. “Ugh….” A groan came from somewhere. I turned my head to see a man collapsed next to the rubble of the building. One of his legs was soaked red with blood. I hurriedly moved toward him. I had to heal him. That was what I could do as a Magical Girl.
But then— *Grab!*
“Let’s go, rookie.” Sera grabbed my wrist. “We have things to finish back home.”
“No, wait, there’s an injured person here. I have to heal him….”
Sera glanced at the fallen man and replied indifferently, “Forget it. Tell him to go to a hospital.”
“That’s right! Usually, you need one or two guys like that bleeding out to add that tragic flavor to a Magical Girl story!” Adel chimed in. “Tell that old man to call an ambulance himself, and let’s go rub those pussies together!”
“I-I can’t do that!” I shook off Sera’s hand and ran to the man. “Sir, are you okay?”
“Ugh, my leg….” The wound was severe. I pulled my heart-shaped wand from my waist. The healing spell was already etched into my mind. I took a deep breath and chanted the incantation.
"Merciful light! Become the blessing that washes away pain! Holy Heal!"
*Flash!* Light erupted from the tip of my wand. I touched the light to the man’s wound. The injury began to knit itself shut.
*Click.* A sound came from behind me. I glanced back to see Sera pointing her smartphone at us, taking pictures. *Click, click.*
“Good angle. Look at that butt cheek popping out.”
“Hehe, that backside is so lewd!” Adel giggled. “I can see her whole pussy!”
“……!”
Only then did I realize my posture. I was bent over to apply the light to the man’s wound. My panties were fully exposed under my short skirt. My face burned with shame, but I couldn’t stop the healing. Once the wound was completely closed, the man stood up and bowed his head. “Thank you so much…!”
“O-oh, it’s nothing…!” I waved my hands, my face still flushed. I felt so proud that I had saved someone with my own power.
*Vroom.* Just then, a black limousine slid into the scene. *Screech.* It stopped right in front of me. The back door opened, and someone stepped out. It was a woman. She wore a skin-tight suit with silver-rimmed glasses. Her attire was modest, but her body was anything but. Her breasts were suffocatingly voluptuous, and her hips looked like they might burst through her skirt. Her smooth legs extended down to dizzying high heels. A luxurious rose perfume wafted over, instantly masking the stench of the monster’s blood.
She clicked her heels as she approached and lifted my chin with her finger. “So, you’re the rookie.” She smiled softly, inspecting my face. “Cute.”
“…….”
My gaze was locked onto her cleavage. Her breasts were pressed so heavily against her shirt that the buttons looked ready to pop. The volume was incredible.
“Has the Goddess Yerin arrived!” Adel flew over and rubbed his wings against her. “This doormat’s body is top-tier….”
Yerin reached out and grabbed Adel’s face. *Crunch.* Adel struggled, his face squashed like clay.
“Hey, dog.” Yerin turned her head to look at Sera. “Did you already scissor with the rookie?”
“Not yet. A monster showed up, you bitch.”
“That’s a relief.” Yerin grabbed my arm firmly.
At that moment— *Grab!* Sera grabbed my other arm. “Don’t try to get a piece of this, you cow. I was here first.”
“Let go. Didn’t you learn in school that there’s a hierarchy even in drinking water?”
“Fuck off.”
Tremendous force was applied from both sides. “A-ah, aack! My, my arm is going to pop off!” I screamed, but the two of them didn’t even pretend to listen. At this rate, I felt like my body was going to be torn in half.
“Let go, you bitch!”
“You let go, you crazy slut!”
Finally, Sera raised her greatsword. Then, Yerin’s body was engulfed in light. *Flash!* It was a transformation. Flowing blue hair. A gorgeous yet elegant uniform. Garters on her thighs, and a massive magic staff in her hand. As expected, she looked far more elegant and powerful than I ever could.
“Wanna die, you bitch?”
“You’re the one who’s going to die, bitch.”
*BOOM!!* The two of them collided. The shockwave shattered the surrounding asphalt. “……!” I quickly canceled my transformation and started to run. If I stayed there, I wouldn’t even have bones left.
“W-wait for me!” Adel scrambled over and clung to my thigh. “I can’t be collateral damage between those monster bitches!”
I kept running with Adel hanging off my leg.
*
Fortunately, I remembered the way home clearly. It wasn’t that I had a good memory; it seemed the knowledge had been naturally absorbed when I possessed this body. I arrived safely in front of my house and gasped for air. Adel sat down next to me with a thud, letting out a sigh of relief. “Phew, thankfully there’s no sign of them following us.”
At those words, I suddenly remembered the map I saw earlier. “But that map that appeared when the monster showed up… doesn’t it show the locations of the Magical Girls as blue dots?”
“Don’t worry. That map only activates when a monster appears. Now that the monster is dealt with, those monster bitches have no way to track us.”
Calling them monster bitches… and he was licking their boots just a moment ago. “Let’s just get inside. I’m exhausted.”
The sun was already setting. I opened the front door and stepped inside.
“Big sis!” *Thump-thump-thump!* My younger sister, Lu-mi, ran over and hugged my waist tightly. “Where have you been? I was so bored!”
“Were you?” I smiled and stroked Lu-mi’s hair.
That was when— “Han Lua.” A deep voice came from the sofa in the living room. “What is that look?”
A man was glaring at me with an angry face. No, not just any man. It was the person in the family photo hanging on the wall. My father. “O-oh, that’s….”
I shrank back in embarrassment. A thin camisole that showed my bra, and a super-mini denim skirt that revealed my panties if I bent over even slightly. It was only natural for him to be angry that his daughter was walking around like this.
“Oh, leave her alone! At that age, everyone likes to dress up a bit. She looks pretty!” Mother said from the kitchen. “Go wash up and come eat!”
“Y-yes, okay….” I fled into my room. I closed the door and collapsed onto the floor. What an incredibly exhausting day… Adel seemed tired too, as he slumped over onto my thigh. I stroked Adel’s back and asked, “What do you think happened to those two? Do you think they’re hurt?”
“No need to worry. Both of them are off-the-charts monster bitches, so they won’t have a single scratch.” Adel twitched his beak. “The damage to the buildings from them fighting each other is greater than the damage from the monsters so far. They fight every chance they get.”
“B-but is that okay? Does the government just let them be?”
“What else can they do? They’re the only ones who can defeat the monsters.”
“…I see.” I picked up Adel and stood up. “I’m going to wash up and eat now. What are you going to do?”
“What do you mean, what am I going to do?”
“Aren’t you going to go back to where you lived?”
“I have nowhere to go back to.”
“But you appeared out of thin air earlier with a *pop!*”
“That is the power of a mascot. I can go anywhere a Magical Girl is… but I don’t want to go to those monster bitches. I want to stay here.”
Clear fear was etched in Adel’s eyes. Well, I was just as afraid of those two as he was. “Okay. Then stay here. I’ll get you a can of tuna.”
“That sounds good.”