Sucking Off the Virgin Woodcutter
‘No way, this can't be right!’
It turned out the price for that perverted elite guard was 42 gold. An absolutely insane amount. Honestly, I hadn't expected it to eat up maintenance costs like that on top of being so pricey.
If I'd known, I would've just summoned a regular soldier!
I'd summoned an elite guard for no good reason. Regret hit me hard.
I made a regretful face for a moment, then lifted my head again.
No. Maybe that's why I survived?
It was best to think positively about everything. Same as always.
I forced a bright smile. At least I wouldn't have to worry about my life for a while. Honestly, that alone was huge progress.
And I've got this too.
I grinned. Right on cue, two messages popped up.
My hunch was right. I figured having sex with goblins would count as an achievement.
Didn't expect semen to help out too.
I hadn't actually taken in all 10L—it was mostly splattered everywhere. But it still counted, apparently. Jackpot anyway. Never dreamed I'd snag a Heroic Gacha Ticket.
But it said "goblin," not "monster." Does that mean sex with orcs would count too? Or elves, gnomes, dwarves—other races?
Not certain yet. But high chance interspecies sex would trigger achievements.
Hmm, does that mean I gotta go around fucking one race at a time?
Something to think about later. Not the priority now.
I immediately used the Common Gacha Ticket.
Please be a shop ticket!
The shop had weird stuff, sure, but it helped a ton. A shop ticket was ideal right now.
And I got the shop ticket I wanted.
"Yes!"
Things were off to a good start. I used the Rare Skill Gacha Ticket right away. A green card filled my vision.
Come on, something good!
I picked the one dead center.
Huh?
And pulled something nice.
Wait, Intermediate?
I had no idea there were higher-tier job shops.
Oh yeah, the regular shop only sold up to Rare grade!
That clicked now. I nodded. Not a bad pull.
The Heroic one's the real prize.
Everything else was secondary. Heart pounding, I used the Heroic Skill Gacha Ticket.
My eyes went wide.
Jackpot!
Semen Queen (S-Rank Skill)
No wonder—it was an S-Rank skill. I only had one A-Rank so far. Pulling an S-Rank? I was over the moon.
"This is it!"
I checked the Semen Queen skill right away. The name alone screamed power.
Semen Queen: Each time you receive a cumulative 1L of human semen in your body, one stat—strength, agility, stamina, or charm—permanently increases at random.
"Permanent stat boosts? This is huge!"
Truly S-Rank. Leagues above my junk skills.
One catch, though.
"But is 1L a lot?"
I'd taken 10L from goblins today—not much by comparison. But humans were different.
From what I remember, adult men ejaculate 3-5ml per shot? Yeah, something like that.
Saw it on some forum back in the day. 1L meant 200-300 loads minimum. Not small potatoes.
Sigh, figures.
Seemed like a cheat at first, but no. Kinda disappointing.
Still, positive thinking. Kim Lena—always optimistic prostitute.
300 loads? Hustle with 6-8 clients a day, assume 10 pops each—bam, 1L in a month.
Not so daunting now.
Problem is, no place to sell myself right now.
Goal was Rabes, pleasure city in the western kingdom. Proper whoring there.
Getting there was the issue. Low on travel funds, food running short.
No need to rush.
Didn't have to go straight. Whore out in every village en route, earn as I go. Steady progress.
Yeah. First, wash up.
Couldn't dress like this—covered in semen.
I moved naked through the forest, looking for water.
Any stream?
Luck struck—a creek. I set my clothes on a nearby rock (subspace full, had to leave 'em out) and jumped in.
Brr, cold!
Chill shot up from my toes. Still spring. Water was brisk, but bearable.
I scrubbed everywhere. Goblin cum even in my hair. Took effort.
Do goblins again? Nah.
Sex was great—gangbanged by dozens was ecstatic. But side effects sucked.
I grumbled while cleaning.
Finally feels decent.
Clean and refreshed. Alive again. Grabbed a towel from subspace, dried off. Went for my clothes.
Something off.
"Huh?"
Clothes gone from the rock. Awkward.
Good thing I had spares. Still, losing one stung.
Then, a voice from behind a tree.
"D-Do one round of sex with me, and I'll give back your clothes!"
"What?"
Someone hiding. I prepped to summon the guard. Maintenance low, but better safe.
"J-Just one fuck! Th-Then I'll really return 'em!"
A guy stepped out. Innocent-looking woodcutter, hauling a massive load of logs on his back.
Hmm, probably fine.
He held my clothes. Snuck 'em while I bathed.
I smiled leisurely. Overreacted.
"Oh, sex?"
"Uh... Y-Yeah, I've n-never done it before... S-So..."
Obvious virgin. But no freebies, even for virgins. Prostitute pride.
I countered with a deal.
"Sex might be tough. Just got done with goblins."
"R-Really?!"
"Yeah. That's why I'm washing up. How about a blowjob instead?"
"B-Blowjob?"
"Yep."
I parted my lips teasingly.
He perked up hard. Face gave it away.
"M-Mouth's okay, but..."
"One condition."
"Condition?"
"Guide me to your village for the blowjob."
"Iron Village?"
Iron Village?
New name. Sounded solid.
"Yes, Iron Village."
"Uh... O-Okay!"
He agreed quick. No downside for him.
"Ready for your suck?"
"Yeah!"
He yanked off his pants. I approached naked.
His dick sprang out.
Big one.
Top 5% easy. Deceptively thick for his build.
"Suck time?"
"Yeah!"
I knelt, lips to his cock.
Smelly.
Used to it now. No biggie.
I took him in. Slurp.
"Nngh! G-Good!"
Head's huge.
Shaft big, glans bigger. Weird shape.
I focused on the glans.
Schlurp! Sluuuurp!
No deepthroat needed. Glans was his weak spot. Target there.
Spot on.
"Guh!"
Loud groan. My vacuum suck overwhelmed him.
Cute.
After Hero, Grok, Radiph—this virgin was adorable.
I smirked, sped up.
Schlurp—! Sluuuurp—!
Head bobbed fast. Wet sounds echoed in the woods.
About three minutes in?
"C-Cumming!"
"Mmph!"
Semen flooded my mouth. Held out well for a virgin.
I waited casually.
High-level guys to lowbie—feels weird.
He shuddered through his first(?).
I pulled off.
"A-Amazing!"
Swallowed, stood.
"Feel good?"
"Yeah! Incredible!"
Face said it all. Super satisfied.
"How you so good?"
"Worked this line of business(?)."
"Ah... Prostitute, huh."
"Yep. Clothes?"
"Yeah! Here!"
Handed them over. Surprisingly compliant.
Sweet guy.
Rural folk—pure-hearted. Liked that.
Changed in front of him. He watched, blushing.
"Dressed. Lead to village?"
"Uh, yeah."
Looked like he wanted seconds. But I stayed firm. Deal's a deal.
And just like that, I followed the woodcutter. Luckier than I thought.