The Real Buff
“Huff... huff...”
Chae Suhyun lowered her arms and exhaled roughly.
The fierce battle was over.
An A-grade ranker’s combat prowess was on another level.
A thick layer of monster ash covered the cave floor.
Watching her struggle stirred a bit of pity in me.
I pulled a stamina potion from my support bag and handed it to her.
“Good work. Drink this at least.”
“...”
Chae Suhyun took the potion without a word.
She twisted off the cap and downed it in one go.
Gulp. Gulp.
Her sweat-slicked nape.
The way her throat moved smoothly with each swallow.
Her flushed cheeks still burning from the fight.
...
“Fuck, that’s hot...”
“...?”
Shit.
Goddamn it.
My inner thoughts had slipped out loud.
Chae Suhyun pulled the bottle from her lips and glared at me with terrifying eyes.
“What did you just say?”
“N-nothing! I said the monster ash is seriously annoying! Looting’s gonna be a pain!”
“... Haah.”
Luckily, I managed to bullshit my way through.
Chae Suhyun let out a deep sigh and tossed the empty bottle to the floor.
Clang.
The situation was more or less resolved.
I kicked the ash aside with my foot and plopped down on the spot.
“Whew... I really thought I was dead.”
My legs were still shaking.
The memory of sprinting through the cave with my dick out flashed by.
At least I survived. That’s what mattered.
“Thanks, Noona. I owe you my life.”
“......”
Her face twisted at my gratitude.
Like she was looking at an enemy...
Ah.
Fuck.
I’d tried to gloss over it, but there was no getting past this, was there?
The whole “flying creampie into her pussy” thing.
Even if it was life-or-death, it had been pretty rushed.
Chae Suhyun pressed her fingers to her brow and sighed heavily.
“... Let’s go.”
“Huh?”
“During the fight I saw it—the boss room is right ahead.”
“Oh, sweet.”
Whew.
Guess she was giving me a pass.
She must’ve understood it was an emergency measure to save our lives.
I dusted off my ass and stood up.
Together we headed deeper into the cave.
Before long, a massive stone gate appeared.
The boss room entrance.
Chae Suhyun adjusted her dagger and moved to step inside.
“W-wait!”
“...?”
I grabbed her shoulder in a panic.
Whew, safe.
She turned back with a puzzled look.
“You were just gonna go in like that?”
“Why? I already got the buff, so we can head straight in.”
She tapped her lower belly.
The buff that had activated thanks to the cum I’d pumped into her earlier.
But I knew the truth.
That buff was actually...
“That one’s only half-assed, you know?”
“... Half-assed?”
Her eyes widened.
She was probably right to be surprised.
More precisely, it was a bootleg buff whose duration was less than half.
My signature skill, Sacred Communion (A).
It only triggered when I ejaculated inside a woman’s pussy, granting a massive 200% stat boost.
But the efficiency was trash.
Why?
Because it took way too long to activate the buff.
Even a quick fuck took at least ten or twenty minutes, right?
With my stamina, my average time to climax easily exceeded twenty minutes.
Back when I was in parties, I tried every trick in the book to shorten that time.
I was something of a researcher when it came to my own skill.
Could I buff two people with a single ejaculation?
I’d tried it once.
The so-called Semen Distribution Technique.
You cum into one pussy, clench your sphincter mid-orgasm to hold back, then yank out and finish in the next one.
‘Felt fucking amazing, treating pussies like cum dumpsters.’
Anyway, it worked.
Both women got the buff icon.
But there was a fatal flaw.
The buff duration dropped from an hour to about ten minutes.
Thanks to that, the buff ran out right in the middle of the boss fight.
We almost wiped the entire party that day.
After that I ran all kinds of scientific experiments.
Tried jerking off beforehand, collecting the cum in a glass bottle, then pouring it in.
Obviously a dud.
When that failed, I tried pulling out and scooping up the fresh load to shove inside.
Every single method produced nothing but half-assed buffs.
Durations of five or ten minutes at best.
After countless clinical trials, I reached one conclusion:
My skill only reached maximum efficiency with proper sex and a proper creampie.
The system didn’t allow shortcuts.
It demanded honest piston work and genuine communion.
“So?”
“That half-assed cum you just shot inside yourself earlier? The duration’s gonna be ridiculously short.”
“... Fuck.”
Even now, Chae Suhyun...
Ahem.
She told me to call her Noona, right?
A thin trail of semen was leaking from Suhyun Noona’s pussy.
Proof that I’d come inside.
Yet the golden tattoo on her abdomen was steadily fading.
Evidence the duration was running out.
“Proof’s right there—your tattoo’s getting fainter by the second.”
“Ah...”
Noona gently stroked her own abdomen.
The fading golden mark over her toned abs.
And the smooth curve of her pelvis just below.
‘Shit, she’s doing it again.’
Everything this woman did made my dick angry.
At least now I could finally fuck that pussy properly.
All in the name of clearing the dungeon.
“Which means we need to go another round right here before we enter.”
“... Here?”
“Obviously. You knew that when you brought me along, didn’t you?”
“......”
Chae Suhyun’s body trembled slightly.
Her massive tits and plump ass jiggled along with her.
“Pussy... Destroyer...”
“... What the fuck?”
“You’re the Pussy Destroyer.”
She backed away warily.
Wait, why was Noona suddenly acting like this?
“Noona, we literally fucked at the motel the other day...!”
“That’s exactly why I’m shaking!!”
She shouted.
Ah.
I guess I had been pretty rough back then.
Slapping her tits, spanking her pussy...
‘But that’s what she wanted, damn it.’
I felt oddly wronged.
Chae Suhyun and I argued in front of the boss room for a while.
I insisted we had to fuck right now.
She insisted she didn’t want her pussy wrecked.
But in the end, the practical need to clear the dungeon gave my argument the edge.
Looking nervous, she fidgeted with her thighs.
The sight made my cock start swelling again.
“Don’t worry, Noona. I’ll just slap the buff on you real quick.”
“... Really?”
“Of course. Last time was paid service sex. When I’m working, I keep it simple—just cum and go.”
“Simple... cum...”
“Yeah. The whole Pussy Destroyer thing is just jealous bullshit other guys made up.”
Obviously a lie.
The Pussy Destroyer nickname...
Was pretty accurate, actually.
Most women couldn’t stay standing after getting their pussy wrecked unless they had insane mental fortitude.
But right now, reassuring her came first.
“Ha, fuck...”
“You chose this yourself. Let’s just get it over with.”
“Your tone is so fucking casual... Were you always this flippant?”
“Noona, last time you were all polite and worried about me. Today you’ve been super prickly.”
“Th-that’s... because it’s work... Lives are on the line. I didn’t have time for niceties...”
“Fair enough. In gates, the guys you really can’t trust are the ones smiling and acting friendly.”
That was hunter world truth.
Inside a gate, a slightly prickly but competent person was far more reliable than some saintly pushover.
Chae Suhyun nodded slightly, apparently agreeing.
“... You can really finish fast?”
“Obviously. I was in an A-grade party for a whole year, remember?”
“... Weren’t you kicked out for wrecking pussies?”
“... Can we move past that? You gonna keep bringing it up?”
Chae Suhyun sighed deeply.
Then, as if resigned, she plopped down on a flat rock nearby.
She spread her legs, getting ready to lie back.
Hmm.
She still didn’t get it.
How the hell were we supposed to fuck in this bumpy cave dungeon?
“Noona. If you lie down there, your back’s gonna break. That rock is rock-hard.”
“Then what? Lie on the floor?”
“Floor’s covered in sharp rocks. Your back’ll get shredded. You’ve got two options.”
“What are they?”
“First one’s the same position as before—doggy.”
“... And the other?”
“Lift-and-fuck.”
“...?”
She tilted her head, not understanding.
I explained kindly.
“I lift you up and fuck you hard in the air. Like this...”
I thrust my hips into empty space.
Thwack! Thwack!
The sound of cutting air echoed.
“Doggy it is.”
“Damn, decisive.”
“... Hurry up.”
Tch.
Kinda disappointing.
I’d wanted to try lift-and-fuck at least once.
Wondered what it’d feel like with a woman who had tits that size.
Those massive breasts slapping against my body, bouncing like crazy...
...
Just imagining it got me hard.
Chae Suhyun stood up.
She walked over to the cave wall.
Placing both hands against it, she bent at the waist.
Her ass pushed out toward me.
Since she’d already stripped her pants off mid-battle with that somersault, her lower half was completely exposed.
And even though I’d seen this pose briefly earlier...
Seeing a woman with wide hips and a big ass like Chae Suhyun in this position was three times as arousing.
Her firm, apple-shaped ass.
The red pussy peeking out between her cheeks.
“Hoo... Here I go.”
“... Yeah.”
I positioned myself right behind her presented pussy.
Hoo...
It had been a while since I’d done proper dungeon sex. Weirdly tense.
Grabbing my cock with one hand, I lined up.
Schlick schlick—
Rubbing against her pussy produced a wet, lewd sound.
‘At least the cum from earlier should make this easier.’
Normally my job included getting her wet with foreplay.
But this time the cum I’d already pumped in was acting as lube.
No time anyway, so skipping foreplay was fine.
Without hesitation, I pushed my hips forward.
Schluuurp—
My cock slid into something hot, tight, and incredibly welcoming.
She really was a masterpiece.
The grip was no joke.
But the moment I bottomed out—
Prrrt—
A loud pussy fart echoed through the cave.
“... That wasn’t me.”
“What wasn’t?”
“That sound just now! It wasn’t me!”
“Noona, it obviously came from your pussy.”
“Don’t call it a pussy fart!!”
She thrashed in embarrassment.
I answered innocently.
“... What else am I supposed to call a pussy fart? Want me to be poetic? ‘Vaginal flatulence’?”
“You crazy bastard...!”
Thrust—!
Sorry, but before she could get any louder, I slammed back in.
“Hnnngh...!”
“It might hurt a bit, but please bear with it. I need to finish fast, so I’m speeding up.”
Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!
I pounded her in rhythm.
Every time my hips smacked her ass, it rippled wildly.
Jiggle jiggle.
Like two giant puddings shaking.
Her elastic ass flesh swayed like waves.
...
Shit, I shouldn’t be thinking this.
I really wanted to slap that ass.
How loud would it clap?
How pretty would the red handprint look?
No.
Hold it together, Yoo Dubong.
You’re working right now.
You literally just promised to keep it simple and just cum.
Get out of my head, you horny demon!
I desperately tried to cling to reason.
But.
My hand was already moving on its own, possessed.
My right hand raised high.
‘No...! You crazy bastard, stop!’
My brain screamed no, but my palm came crashing down on Chae Suhyun’s ass like lightning.
SMACK!!!
A crisp, clear sound rang out in front of the boss room.
‘Ah, fuck. I’m so dead.’
Just as I thought that—
“Haaahhh...♥♥♥”
...
Huh?
