Na Yu-na's Anal Secret
Hunter Association Certified Stud Hunter.
Pussy Destroyer Yu Dubong.
This is my reality now.
"Fuck, why'd they have to bring up Pussy Destroyer..."
Of course, I used it myself when making promo materials.
Needed something provocative to pull in the aggro.
But no matter how I think about it, it's a shitty nickname.
If I ever meet the asshole who started calling me that, I don't know what I'd do to them on the spot.
If it was a chick, I might actually wreck her pussy for real.
"Anyway, she should be hitting me up any time now, right?"
It's been a few days since I quit the stud hunter life and went back to being a NEET.
Bit of a shame, but I tearfully cleared out all the listings I'd stocked up on Hunter Chat.
Right now, I'm just waiting for the Hunter Association to hook me up with Na Yuna.
But even if I was cool with cooperating...
If they drag their feet too long, I'm gonna start getting antsy too.
Ha, fuck. I wanna fuck.
So bored I shoved my hand down my pants and was fiddling with my dick.
Is it 'cause the Hunter Association feels half like a government office?
They process shit at a snail's pace.
Kept messing with my dick, and it was starting to plump up...
Then—
Bzzz—
A phone call came in.
I picked up without even checking the caller ID.
Anyone would do, as long as they could kill this boredom.
Voice phishing or loan shark ad, whatever.
"Hello?"
"Is this Yu Dubong the hunter?"
A stiff woman's voice came through the receiver.
"Do I know you?"
"Gangnam Hunters Hotel, room 1708."
"Huh? I'm not a gigolo anymore. Wrong number."
"I'm an Association staffer."
...?
What's that got to do with anything?
"Look, whether you're Association staff or from some guild, I'm not doing paid sex anymore. Hanging up!"
Fuck.
Guess being a stud hunter left an impact.
Even Association employees trying to whore themselves out.
Should've been more low-key if I knew it'd come to this.
Got caught for nothing and lost my cash flow.
Bzzz—
"This bitch is persistent as hell?"
My smartphone vibrated again.
Checked the screen—this time it was a text, not a call.
...
Hmm...
That's what they meant by Association?
I thought it was some threat like "Association affiliate, so hop over cheap and quick."
An official summons from the Association.
Means they've got Na Yuna's permission, right?
I pictured Na Yuna's face for a sec.
Hair tied to one side.
That bitchy-looking impression.
She wasn't a total lost cause, though.
Only one in that party who treated me halfway human.
Though she flipped out at the end, that was bullshit.
Come to think of it, what was Na Yuna's manifest fetish again?
Can't remember.
Manifest fetishes don't have to be satisfied every time anyway.
They're not a must-do unless your lust is about to explode after a long dry spell.
More like a preference.
But in a state like now, suppressing lust for so long, I gotta match it no matter what.
Otherwise, my dick—or my back—won't hold up.
No matter how studly I am, I can't fuck nonstop for 20-30 hours straight.
"Eh, I'll find out when I get there."
Na Yuna doesn't seem the type for super kinky tastes.
Grinning at the thought of finally pounding some pussy again, I headed to the hotel.
***
Gangnam Hunters Hotel.
Stepped in and hopped the elevator to the 17th floor like old times.
17th floor—where I used to crash too.
Main digs for Elara's party.
Na Yuna's room: 1708.
Hitting this place makes it real.
Me, tangling with these party members again.
Ding—
Elevator doors opened.
Walking the hall, spotted a familiar silhouette up ahead.
Innocent face, tits about to burst.
"Huh?"
"Huh?"
We both froze, staring.
"What the hell you doing here?"
Park Ara's eyes went wide.
"Here on Association business."
Said it straight up.
Telling her I'm about to sloppy-fuck Na Yuna would be rude to a lady.
Mm, mm.
Yeah, I'm a gentleman.
Park Ara heard me and suddenly started fidgeting.
What's with this chick who's usually so ballsy?
Twiddling her fingers, avoiding my eyes—it was kinda cute.
"Um..."
"What."
"Wanna... eat some ramen before you go?"
Park Ara mumbled it super shyly.
Ramen?
Outta nowhere?
"Nah, I ate already."
"......"
Park Ara's face went ice cold.
"You got... zero fucking tact..."
"Plus, no cooking allowed in the hotel, right? Unless it's cup ramen."
"... Idiot."
Park Ara spun on her heel and stormed into her room.
Bam!
Door slammed hard.
Fuck, what's her deal?
Women are impossible to figure out.
Was being honest about eating already such a crime?
Stared down the empty hall after her, then headed to 1708.
Knock knock.
"Who is it."
Voice from inside, laced with suspicion.
"The stud hunter."
"... Come in."
Click.
Door opened.
Huge suite room.
But the scene inside was kinda creepy.
A massive blanket lump plopped right on the bed.
Ah, this bitch is extremely shy around strangers.
But I'm a familiar face.
Why's she hiding like that?
Slowly approached the blanket.
"D-don't... don't come any closer!"
A shaky, stammering voice from under the blanket.
Fuck.
How we gonna fuck if I don't get closer?
This ain't Bluetooth sex.
... Bluetooth sex?
Fuck. That sounds badass.
Gotta try that next time I fuck a wormhole user.
Sighed deep and said,
"So, what now?"
"F-first... first time meeting and you're using casual speech... y-you're so rude...!"
Crazy bitch.
This ain't our first time, I told you.
Just sigh after sigh.
Her reaction gave me a clue.
Association probably didn't tell her the stud hunter was me.
But something pissed me off.
Even if we were just business...
She should recognize my voice, right?
But she's acting like it's brand new.
Fine, I'll play along with Na Yuna.
"Okay, won't come closer. So how we gonna fuck?"
"......"
No plan, huh.
So I took one more step.
"St-stop...!!"
"Look, I'm not kidding. If your lust blows up, I die."
"Th-that's..."
Hic—
Weird noise from under the blanket.
Definitely a moan-hiccup.
Her lust's at the limit, for sure.
"D-dick..."
"Dick? You need dick, right?"
Another step.
"N-no more...! D-dick! Just pull out your dick and stick it under the blanket!"
"Huh? Fuck, that kinky?"
"It's not kinky, I can't help it, just whip it out and shove it in!"
Sigh.
No choice.
She's the one who needs to vent her lust.
Only way is to humor her.
Whoosh—
Yanked off pants and underwear at once.
Brought my rock-hard dick right up to the blanket.
"Dick's out."
Finally, rustling— one pale arm poked out from the blanket.
Grab—
The hand snatched my dick.
Gripped it tight, then flapped the blanket open.
My lower half...
Precisely, just my dick... slid right under.
... She's really not coming out from under there?
Na Yuna was shy, but not this much?
What happened?
Dunno.
No time for that now.
'Cause—
Slurp... slurrrp...
My dick felt good.
Something slick and mucousy wrapping around it.
And—
Zzt— zzt—
A weird static tingle too.
Definitely Na Yuna's blowjob.
Remember getting it a few times before.
Her fetish blowjobs?
Hmm...
Not sure.
She did love sucking dick a ton.
But didn't seem like she got off on it herself.
Yeah.
She just loves dick.
Loves dick that much, but sky-high standards for guys—never saw her date.
Chubop. Chup.
Lewd sounds kept coming from under the blanket.
How starved was she for dick?
To suck this enthusiastically.
"Sit on the bed."
Muffled voice from inside.
I obediently perched on the bed's edge.
Blanket shifted smoothly.
Then glans touched mucous membrane.
Now for the pussy?
Smack smack.
She tapped the glans a few times.
Then the tip started sliding into a tight space.
Fuck, been so long since I felt this.
Na Yuna's electric pussy!
Imagined that familiar grip after so long, waited for insertion.
But—
S-something's off?
Was Na Yuna's pussy this tight?
Sure, A-rank hunter, so grip's insane—I knew that.
But not this vice-like?
If we measured her pussy grip now, it'd be at least 20kg.
...
Would that be vaginal force? Or pussy pressure?
Anyway.
The squeeze was no joke.
Squeeze...!
Squuuish—
"Gaaah! Fuck!!"
Insane tightness as my dick plunged in.
The ripping squeeze made me yell.
Couldn't hold back, reached out and flipped the blanket.
Flap—!
"Kyaaah! Wh-why'd you f-flip the blanket...!"
"F-fuck! My dick!"
"Y-you're such a whiner!!"
Blanket flew up, revealing the scene inside.
A plump peach of an ass under the flapping blanket.
And—
My precious dick in a hole that wasn't pussy.
H-huh...!
"D-dick's in your ass—!!"
"D-don't say ass...!"
"No, fuck! Why'd you put it there!"
I freaked, yanked my hips back.
But Na Yuna's ass clung tight to my pelvis.
"H-hold still! It'll pop out!"
"That's why I'm pulling! Ass is off-limits!"
"It's not ass! It's anal!"
"Same fucking thing!"
Thus, the blanket tug-of-war.
Of course, I lost.
Even if she's a mage and backliner, she's stronger than this C-rank me.
"Haa... haa... You're the stud hunter, right?"
"I am. But not an anal hunter."
"You said you'd match any fetish!"
"I clearly told the Association no scat...!"
"This ain't scat! It's just backdoor!"
Na Yuna bellowed.
Hearing it, yeah, not scat.
But dick in ass was still a shock.
I'm a gentle pussy destroyer, not ass destroyer.
"No, but why the backdoor..."
"Th-that's..."
Na Yuna averted her eyes, fidgeting.
Then mumbled,
"'Cause anal creampie is my manifest fetish..."
"... Can I go home?"
"Absolutely not!"
Fuck...
I ain't into ass-fucking...