The Lewd Moderator
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In the bunker deep within the darkened forest, I was reading the posts from the gallery users going wild from the effects of the nutritional supplements.
My body is exhausted but I can't stay still.
I couldn't hold back in the morning and bought one, then ate another at lunch—is that such a big crime?
It didn't say not to eat multiple, so that means it's fine, right?
But why won't my body stay still?
I finished the day's march quota faster than planned and felt amazing, but now that I'm trying to rest, my body won't calm down.
The entire subjugation army is shivering, pacing around.
Even Her Highness the Crown Princess looked shocked at the soldiers' state.
The kids aren't crashing—they're just staring off with wide, sparkling eyes... What did you feed us, ModdyModdy... (human con shedding tears)
A post writhing from the shock of first-time caffeine. Things weren't always like this. Right after lunch, everyone was hooking question marks over their heads en masse, and by late afternoon, the gallery was plastered with praise for me. And now... the users realized their bodies wouldn't let them rest.
Was the state of these soldiers bewildering? Her Highness the Crown Princess messaged me.
Yeah, figured. But I don't have anything to help bodies soaked in caffeine. And they didn't even eat much. Just wait it out or exhaust themselves more.
Night march—brute force, but effective. Unintended due to my oversight, so I gotta take responsibility.
I offered just in case, but seems nothing needed right now. Night march was already planned, so no biggie. Soldiers will post soon enough—time to handle my stuff till then.
The gallery currency I issued. Prepped hard, but zero reactions. Like, none. Can't tell if it's working, so hit up Gonic, who's probably using it most.
Haven't traded yet, huh. Even the biggest merchant guild trades rarely, it seems.
Got intel it's already in use in cities. Users just aren't posting—using it solidly. No issues for now, good. Gonic will ping if trouble, so currency worries off the table.
Mr. Rain, posts about the Northern Army Group are coming in. Shall I display them?
Sora saw I wrapped up and brought the next task. Was gonna chill a bit...
"Yeah, please, Sora."
Right on cue, night march post pops up. Holding back tears at Sora's efficiency, I turned to the screen.
Gonna fill morning quota tomorrow and crash.
Planning full rest in AM, so no body worries. (beaming hero and hunk cons)
Nearby soldiers itching too—geared up quick and off.
Full moon too, great visibility lololol
Info on North and South armies starting night marches. Subjugation army seems fine with it. Checking a post with a weird title just in case.
Sells us needed stuff cheap when we're struggling.
Fills our bellies with baguettes.
Fertilizer to build our own wealth.
Chicken and pizza for gourmet eats.
Beer to quench our thirsty throats.
Purified water frees watering-can mages.
Today even keeps us up at night cuz we're suffering. (shouting thanks human con)
Needs it? Fills us completely.
If that's not lewd, what is? World-level lewd lol
A post with a shady title and shady content to match. Users in comments buying into it, deciding my race and gender themselves. Even rejecting my factual comment hard.
"What the... even this?"
Thought about posting a pic, but ditching anonymity? Nah. So how do I deny this? Grasping my dazed mind, I looked at Sora on my lap. Hoping for a solution maybe.
So Mr. Rain is a half-dwarf pretty boy. Compared to adult human males, you're a bit short, so I was wondering how to ask.
I'm not short. Mid-170s. Gororong vibration intensifies a bit. She's enjoying this. Looks like Sora ain't helping clear the misunderstanding.