Summoned to Another World as the Master of Lewd Masochist Elves, Not the Hero?

"Huh...? What is this?"

I snapped my eyes open just before a truck slammed into me, and the world I saw was completely unfamiliar. A vast room formed of enormous tree trunks as walls, and right in front of me stood a woman. She was beautiful—an angel, maybe? I'd died, hadn't I? But at least I died painlessly. This must be heaven, then.

"Welcome, Ian-nim."

"Ah, yes. Is this heaven?"

"No, this is the elf kingdom called Yggdrasil."

"Elves? You're telling me I'm in an elf kingdom?"

I'd died and gone to heaven, only to suddenly find myself surrounded by elves. The genre had flipped from death fantasy to pure fantasy, and it left me thoroughly confused.

"Am I not dead?"

"You're very much alive. We simply summoned you here."

Still doubtful, I checked my body. It felt real—bones, flesh, the ache when I pinched my own cheek. It was real.

"This can't be..."

Even if it was the afterlife, I hadn't expected to end up in another world. Had I really crossed over? Was I dreaming?

"Is this a dream?"

"No."

The woman smiled at me, her sharp, pointed ears unmistakably human. They were long, delicate points, nothing like human ears. She wasn't human at all.

"You'll be flustered for a while, so let's head to your room first."

"Yes, ma'am..."

I didn't understand a thing, but she didn't look threatening. Whatever this was—another world or some hidden camera—I'll follow her lead. For now.

"Um, excuse me..."

"Yes?"

"Could I touch one of your ears?"

"Y-your ear...?"

"Yes."

I was curious about the strange ear. I wanted to know if it was real or fake. She hesitated, cheeks flushing bright red, but finally gave permission.

Swipe...!

"Hah!♥"

Thud!

"W-what...?"

Touching her ear made her let out a strange, breathy moan. Then the hooded figures surrounding us drew their swords in unison.

'Oh no, I'm dead!'

I yanked my hand away, but the tips of those swords were pointed straight at me, cold terror rising in my chest.

"Everyone, lower your weapons and put them away!"

"Yes!"

Thanks to the queen's single calm word, they ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠sheathed their swords. The situation was over.

"My apologies. I've never been touched before, so I couldn't help making that sound."

"Oh, no, I was the one who asked. My bad."

"I'll escort you to your room."

"Thank you..."

This woman must be the highest-ranking person here— no, she was an elf. When she walked, the hooded figures parted like the sea, bowing their heads.

"Wow..."

Outside the room, a long corridor opened up. It looked straight out of a fantasy novel—marble floors, towering pillars, and windows on the right revealing the outside.

"The forest?"

"That's right. Elves live in perfect harmony with nature."

Beneath enormous trees, houses blended seamlessly into the village. It was a sight I would never have expected outside another world.

'I'm really in another world...'

I reached out to touch it, just to make sure it wasn't some 4K TV screen, but my hand passed straight through. The scenery was real, right in front of me.

"This way."

Following her, we ran into several maids in the middle of the hall.

'Real maids! And elf maids!'

Every elf maid I met bowed deeply toward the queen and greeted her.

'She must be someone important.'

"You may enter here. Ask me anything inside, and I'll explain everything."

"Thank you very much."

The room was huge—about thirty pyeong. A massive bed, a table, ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠and even a shower room were all inside. It was several times larger than my tiny one-room apartment back on Earth.

I was still marveling when a maid brought tea and sweets and set them on the table.

"I apologize again for summoning you so suddenly."

"Oh, no! I'm fine—just sit down."

The elf queen bowed her head in genuine remorse, and I quickly tried to stop her.

'Were those hooded elves really about to kill me?'

I glanced around to confirm there was no one else in the room. They were gone.

"Um... Are you the queen?"

"Yes, I am Elpina Everstar, queen of the elf kingdom Yggdrasil."

'So she's the actual queen...'

Thinking about touching the ear of such a powerful woman gave me chills down my spine.

"I'm sorry for touching your ear earlier."

"No need to apologize. It was my own curiosity. And I, too..."

"Hm?"

"Never mind. Before that, shall I explain something you might be curious about?"

"So this really is another world?"

"Yes. It is completely different from the Earth where you lived."

Her words finally sank in. I was really here, in another world.

"But how do you know my name? And why did you summon me?"

"Because only you, Ian-nim, can save us."

"Save us? What do you mean?"

She had summoned me knowing me personally. There had to be something she wanted, something only I could do.

'I'm just an ordinary office worker back home. I don't have any special abilities.'

'Please don't tell me I'm the summoned hero!'

In isekai novels, the hero is always summoned as a normal teen who doesn't fit the world's cruel system. Was that not the case here?

"Let's start by explaining who we elves are."

"Yes."

The queen began her explanation about elves and their society.

"First, our lifespan is extremely long—around one thousand years."

"One thousand years?"

It was a common setting in manga and web novels, so I ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠knew it, but hearing it from her made it feel real.

"We divide ourselves into five villages by one-hundred-year generations."

"Why divide them?"

"Because people our age struggle to get along. A hundred-year gap is too much."

"I see..."

Realistic details like this always caught me off guard in isekai stories.

'Elves really do have generational gaps.'

Never thought about it before, but now it made sense.

"We move to the next village every hundred years, so elves of similar ages gather together."

"So at around four hundred years old, you all live together?"

"Yes. From that point on, everyone is pretty much the same."

"I see..."

It felt almost like a bunch of old ladies who had been friends since forever.

"Elves are born from the World Tree, and we have only females."

"Only females? The World Tree produces only women?"

"Correct."

Manga always showed male elves, so I thought they existed.

"The huge tree you see through the window is the World Tree."

"That's the World Tree?"

"Yes. That tree is the mother of all elves."

It looked far away, but I could see it clearly. One glance was enough.

"A single tree so enormous it looks like a mountain?"

"Exactly. The World Tree is the origin of all elves."

"But how do the elves actually live inside it?"

"Simply. The World Tree itself gives birth to us. That is why we are only female—the tree produces only females."

It didn't make sense at all, but I was beyond normal logic right now. I just accepted it.

"Because we live so long and are born from the World Tree, our breeding drive is extremely weak."

"That makes sense."

An entire species that didn't need to reproduce. Of course their urges would be low.

"When we are young, though..."

"Hm?"

A slightly bitter smile crossed her face.

"When we are young, elves have no sexual desire at all. Most of us have never even seen a man in our entire lives."

"What about human women here?"

"Of course there are some, but we have been completely isolated ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠from the outside world since the war one thousand years ago."

From the elves' perspective, humans were annoying. Beautiful, eternally young beings they never wanted to see again.

"No human has been able to enter our forest since the war."

"So it's fine that I'm here?"

"Of course. Without you, Ian-nim, we would have no choice but to live in misery forever."

"Y-Your Majesty?!"

The queen reached out and gently took my hand. Her warm, soft touch made my face burn red.

'Wait, what is she wearing...?'

Up until now I hadn't noticed. But right now the queen's outfit was incredibly daring—thin fabric barely covering her body, adorned with countless beautiful jewels. The most beautiful thing of all was her own form.

'It almost looks like she's glowing...'

"Ian-nim?"

"Y-yes!"

I had been staring openly at her chest when she called my name. I jerked my gaze up.

"As we grow older, our biological instincts slowly awaken."

"What do you mean?"

"Sexual desire."

She blushed as she spoke.

"Our sexual desire builds up very slowly as we age."

"I see..."

The conversation was getting more and more lewd, and I wasn't sure how to react. I had never even had a girlfriend in twenty-five years, so this was completely awkward.

"Alone, trying to soothe our loneliness isn't enough."

"No, you're right..."

"That's why you are necessary to us."

"What are you saying exactly?"

I still couldn't grasp what the queen was trying to tell me. She hesitated, cheeks flushing again, and spoke shyly.

"Please become our master♥"