Rolling Heads and Breast Confessions
“S-Stop that!!”
“Haha~ Roll roll roll~”
“...What the hell's going on this early in the morning.”
I opened my eyes and sat up to find Slami rolling Jeanne's head across the floor like a ball, playing with it.
“Slami, cut it out.”
“Muu~”
She stopped immediately at my command, puffing out her cheeks in dissatisfaction, but I ignored it and picked up Jeanne's head.
Even as she reeled from dizziness after being bounced around like a toy, Jeanne locked eyes with me and glared with burning intensity.
“So, have your thoughts changed at all overnight?”
“Ugh... As if... I'd ever...”
“Figured as much. Can't expect it after just one day, huh?”
Truth be told, I hadn't really expected much. It had taken more than a day to break Brina, and Jeanne was practically a knight. If anything, she'd have taken even longer. If she'd folded so easily, I'd have been disappointed.
“I've got a busy day today, so just sleep it off for now.”
“Wait! At least let me talk—!”
“Told you, I'm busy.”
She looked like she had something to say, but it was already time to meet Jeong-hwa and head to the dungeon, so I immediately triggered Jeanne's growth to stage 3.
Consume 250mL of semen to evolve Stage 2 Onahole (Jeanne) to Stage 3.
Time remaining until growth complete: 25 hours
I could use semen to accelerate the growth and make her stage 3 right away, but even then, I wouldn't have time to use her, so I decided to save the shortcut for later.
“First things first, let's check out her skills.”
Since I'd fulfilled the conditions for Onahole Absolute Ownership, I could copy one of Jeanne's skills or unique abilities. Curious what she'd have this time, I pulled up her status window, which I hadn't gotten around to last night.
She was rated D-rank even at stage 2, same as Brina, which made sense given her high value as an onahole—especially that throat pussy.
“Five skills and a unique ability?”
The skills were straightforward from their names alone—intuitive and effective. Especially Mental Resistance, a solid B-rank skill.
Mental Resistance (B)
Hardened like rock after prolonged exposure to mental torment. Grants strong resistance to all forms of mental abnormalities.
“Is this why she resisted so much?”
She couldn't block the onahole transformation itself, but it seemed she could resist the mental changes that came with it. Though she still couldn't fend off the pleasure itself.
“Taunt, Heavy Strike, Charge, Pain Tolerance... Even a regular awakener would kill for this setup.”
Jeanne had tanked attacks from me and Brina solo before becoming an onahole, so her skills were the epitome of a tank build. And her techniques were honed to a high level to back it up.
Broken Knight's Oath (A)
A knight who failed to protect what mattered refused to rest in death, rising once more to fulfill their vow.
Designate a target to protect. Absorb half of the damage they take. Once per day, swap positions with the designated target to intercept attacks. Highly resistant to stun effects. All stats increase against undead foes.
The crown jewel was her unique ability. Unlike Slami's race-limited Kinslaying, this was practical for real combat. As an onahole, any damage she took could be healed instantly with semen. The position-swap was a game-changer in fights, and the undead bonus was niche but welcome. The stun resistance was perfect for a tank.
“But... this might not suit me.”
It was A-rank quality, no doubt, but too defense-focused for my style.
“Second unique ability, and still nothing I can use.”
From the non-unique skills, I settled on Heavy Strike. Resistances were nice but not worth copying. Taunt was tank-only. Between Charge and Heavy Strike, the latter edged out with a solid tank backing me up.
Plus, Heavy Strike levels up just by using it.
Some skills grew via conditions or higher-rank acquisitions, but others like this just improved with use.
Heavy Strike (D)
Concentrate power for a stronger attack. Damage scales with mana consumed.
Pair it with Moonshadow Sword for max effect.
Not that I needed Moonshadow Sword—it was staple DPS for any mana user.
With everything squared away, I checked my own status.
It had been a while, so plenty had changed. Biggest was my physical stats—all hitting the 30s now. With ranks roughly dividing every 10 points on average, this put me around 7th-grade hunter level. A bit more growth, and I'd match my official rank.
Skills added Heavy Strike from Jeanne. Selling loot and using my onaholes had netted over 3,000 points too.
“Master, it's about time we head out.”
Checking her status had taken longer than planned. I geared up quick and headed for the dungeon.
“So from today, Brina and Slami are joining us in the dungeon too.”
I arrived on time and introduced Slami to Jeong-hwa. With more onaholes coming and her already knowing about Brina, no point hiding it.
“Hallo~ I'm Slami~”
I worried she'd call Jeong-hwa a scrub like she did me, but Slami greeted her normally. Maybe because she'd mimicked Jeong-hwa's face in human form? She seemed oddly drawn to the familiar features.
Jeong-hwa awkwardly waved back at the human-looking, talking slime.
“Oh, hi?”
“Heehee~”
After greetings, Brina chimed in.
“We meet again so soon, Jeong-hwa. Thank you for the clothes last time.”
“Hey Brina, good to see you. Did you pick out Slami's outfit?”
“Yes, luckily her build matches mine, so no issues fitting her.”
Jeong-hwa warmed up to the onaholes surprisingly fast. No monster phobia—she chatted casually even with first-time Slami. Relief.
As they talked, Jeong-hwa turned to me.
“But... doesn't Slami kinda look like me a little?”
“Nah, just your imagination.”
“Really?”
Slami had based it on Jeong-hwa's face, but stage 4 growth added changes, plus her translucent body and vibe made it distinct enough. Jeong-hwa seemed to buy my brush-off.
“Another girl, though?”
“Girl? It's a monster. Slimes don't even have gender.”
“Still huge tits.”
“That's just Slami copying Brina.”
“Hmmm...”
She narrowed her eyes suspiciously, paused, then asked:
“Oppa, do you like big boobs?”
“Cough...! Jeong-hwa?”
Caught off-guard by the bluntness, I stared. She was dead serious.
“I read that unique abilities tie closely to the user's ideals—especially summons. Research says they often take desired forms.”
“Why'd you look that up?”
“Why? After seeing Brina at the mall yesterday, I went home and searched. She's no ordinary summon.”
“Ugh...”
“Brina alone had me wondering, but Slami seals it. So, your answer?”
“No idea why you're so curious, but...”
She was fishing with an answer in mind. I sighed.
“Fine, honestly? Yeah, I like big tits.”
“Hehe...”
“Hee~”
“Ah...”
I answered Jeong-hwa, but Brina and Slami behind her jiggled their chests happily. Jeong-hwa, who'd asked, looked disappointed.
Too honest?
Thinking I'd messed up, I hurriedly added:
“Wait, it's not weird! You know that meme? Liking big boobs is instinct; small ones is the fetish.”
“Eek...!”
She drooped even more, head down.
“Forget it... Sorry for asking something dumb. Let's just do the dungeon.”
She headed into the second room first. I asked Brina:
“She asked, then acts like that? Did I say something wrong?”
“...Master handles onaholes well, but women's hearts? Not so much.”
“What're you talking about?”
“Don't worry. Everything you said is right. Big tits are a male instinct.”
“Right?”
“Let's catch up.”
Yeoul and Brina followed Jeong-hwa into the second room. Left behind, Slami shook her head.
“Master's so oblivious~ Doesn't matter to me though~”