The World's Best Pa-ttak Selection (3)
The top post on the gallery right now had this exact title.
“This… this… it’s embarrassing, but I uploaded it.”
That’s what they say Confucius said. That the most important principle of politics is winning the trust of the people. Whether Confucius actually said it doesn’t really matter right now. Is it easy to win the trust of every single citizen? No. It’s practically impossible. Yet HunterYaKaeYo pulled it off effortlessly. Plus, compared to the other Pa-ttaks, she’s actually pretty normal.
- Ju-ddak! Ju-ddak! Ju-ddak! Ju-ddak! [302]
- Ju-ddak picked a Pa-ttak just for us!! [340]
- Ju-ddak is carrying out user-friendly policies!! [466]
- As expected, a king should always look after his people lol [257]
See? Everyone’s loving it. The reaction is completely different from when I picked the D-class Porter.
Ju-ddak: Just the hero. Kinda dumb but has some grand plan going on.
Elsa: The cold beauty position that every party needs. Tsundere mage who still gets shit done. Constantly fighting with the hero’s heroine.
HunterYaKaeYo: The healer with insanely huge breasts (virgin) lol. Always takes care of the hero first and cheers him on. She’s weak but rides the bus like crazy and fights with the cold beauty nonstop lol
Empty Spot: D-class Porter: Useless so he got kicked out of the hero party and the rest of the party fucked his wife
The gallery was actually a mess. I took a short break and it got this filthy?
[D-class Porter]: Ju-ddak-nim! The rate at which posts are coming up is incredible!
[D-class Porter]: So I deleted two lewd posts!! Cool, right!!
[Ju-ddak]: ?? That’s all you deleted?
[D-class Porter]: Yes! Being a Pa-ttak is easy~~
[HunterYaKaeYo]: Hey. Answer me.
[Elsa]: It is proper to use honorifics when addressing the Queen (casual speech? Want to die?)
[HunterYaKaeYo]: Why aren’t you doing anything?
[Elsa]: That kind of work is for the newbie. (You do it, bitch)
[Elsa]: You got in by showing your pathetic body. (I was chosen by Ju-ddak normally)
[HunterYaKaeYo]: You were the one who got beaten by monsters and nearly died, so Ju-ddak-nim ‘had no choice’ but to choose you ^^
[HunterYaKaeYo]: I didn’t even apply but Ju-ddak-nim chose me because he ‘liked’ what he saw ^^
[Elsa]: What the fuck did you just say?
[HunterYaKaeYo]: See how just emphasizing two words completely changes the feeling?
[HunterYaKaeYo]: If you have nothing to say you don’t have to reply ^^
I had no idea HunterYaKaeYo’s combat power was this high. She always posted about riding the bus, but here she’s basically Lu Bu. Hate posts were being left unchecked and the gallery’s public sentiment was crashing. We needed rapid traffic control.
[Ju-ddak]: Everyone stop
[HunterYaKaeYo]: I noticed D-class Porter-nim was posting shitposts with a rather boring concept ^^
[D-class Porter]: It’s not a concept? Why do you think it’s a concept? Real people are dying in front of me? This isn’t supposed to be fun at all?
[HunterYaKaeYo]: Oh my… you have to listen to the end of a Korean sentence I was just saying that because I was worried you might get fired if you don’t manage properly ^^
[HunterYaKaeYo]: You need to keep praising Ju-ddak-nim
[D-class Porter]: .... Are you ignoring me too?
This was a complete disaster. The admin chat had turned into a failed group project.
[Ju-ddak]: Just quit being Pa-ttaks. I’ll pick all new ones.
[Ju-ddak]: And I’m giving all of you a 10,000,000 year ban so keep that in mind
[Ju-ddak]: I picked you guys for fun but you still have to manage the gallery properly.
[Elsa]: The Queen apologizes to everyone. (Sorry sorry I’ll do it properly. For real.)
[D-class Porter]: Ju-ddak is…. a god….
[HunterYaKaeYo]: Oh my… I was too harsh, wasn’t I…. I’m really sorry
[Ju-ddak]: I’ll decide after watching you for a week. Go cut those lewd pics.
After that, the hate posts disappeared at almost divine speed. As expected, everyone is equal before the iron hammer of a ban. One strike for you, one strike for me. Of course, excluding me.
Right after that, the D-class Porter’s praise post went up, and a request to exchange watermelon hwachae came from Elsa.
“Mhm, this is it. Now it’s finally running properly. This is how you apologize.”
And so the Pa-ttak selection passed… peacefully?