First Impressions (9) - Status Added
The plan Theo and I came up with to hypnotize Faye was simple.
I would go in first and draw Faye’s aggro. We’d chat casually and shift her gaze away from the entrance.
Then, when Theo came in, I would naturally guide Faye’s eyes back toward the door.
That way, the moment she saw Theo, the hypnosis would take effect.
I figured we could just walk in and cast it outright, but apparently he hadn’t tested what happens to the target’s memory right before hypnosis, so it was too risky. Or something like that.
It was exhausting, the way he analyzed every single possibility one by one.
Still, it worked, so whatever.
“Why did she get caught too? You didn’t even cast it on her.”
“Theo. What did you just say?”
“Nothing. Never mind.”
Theo played it cool and insisted he hadn’t said a word, but I definitely heard it. Hypnosis.
This time, though, it wasn’t his mistake.
There was no way I could have been hypnotized.
Because the second I steered Faye’s gaze toward him, I squeezed my eyes shut.
No eye contact, no hypnosis. Could it get any more foolproof than that?
So yeah, Theo must have misread the situation. Feeling relieved, I sank deeper into the bathwater.
……
Things were getting interesting.
“Hey, where did you learn that staff technique earlier? It didn’t look like random swinging.”
Faye’s bold initiative caught me completely off guard.
Does this girl have zero shame?
Still, watching Theo get flustered by her aggressive physical advances was hilarious.
And it wasn’t just flustered—he was hard. Fully erect.
That awkward half-crouch was one hundred percent a boner stance. Anyone who’s ever had one knows exactly what I’m talking about.
Ah. Right. I don’t have one anymore… but I used to. Let’s add that to the list.
Anyway, the scene was funny enough that teasing him about it felt justified.
That part was fine…
But how the hell did it end up like this?
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“Luna, Luna! Look at this. My finger won’t even go in? It’s super hard!”
“Yeah… I see that…”
Faye was happily poking Theo’s chest with her finger.
If it had stopped there, it would’ve been fine. But then she dragged me into it too.
“I had no idea the difference would be this big. Luna, stop being so shy and touch it!”
“Uh, no. I’m good.”
“Luna, you really are such a prude.”
No, I’m not the prude here—you’re the weird one, Faye!
…Of course, I could only swallow those words.
Even though I’d gotten swept up in this mess, it was still a good thing that Faye was getting closer to Theo.
I just wished she’d stop trying to pull me into it with them.
On top of that, Theo was starting to look like he was slowly outsourcing his brain to his lower half.
For example:
“Faye, I want to touch you too.”
“Sure! As long as it’s not anywhere weird!”
At first he didn’t even know where to look, and now he was actively trying to grope her.
“How about here?”
“Eek! That tickles!”
Or pretending it was an accident while sneakily hunting for sensitive spots.
Well, I could understand it to some extent.
I knew perfectly well that when guys get horny, the downstairs brain takes over.
The only problem was—
“Luna. You’re still standing there? Come sit over here.”
—the fact that he was extending those filthy tentacles toward me too.
Still, what could I do?
Theo was the one who rented this bathhouse for us. The least I could do was behave and follow the owner’s instructions while we were using it, right?
…Wait a second.
Was the safe house space actually Theo’s?
I could’ve sworn it wasn’t…
Hmm…?
Uh……
I don’t really remember. But it doesn’t seem that important.
I sat down beside him like he asked.
Our shoulders were practically touching, but since we weren’t facing each other directly, it felt a little less embarrassing than before.
“W-whoa…”
Then Faye, who had been playing with Theo’s hands, let out a slightly different sound.
Her voice was a colorful mix of bewilderment, confusion, interest, and curiosity.
“I-is that… it got bigger, right?”
Faye had finally noticed Theo’s erection.
No matter how pure and innocent she seemed, she was still a grown woman.
She wasn’t going to look at a guy’s hard cock and ask, “Why is it so big? Are you sick?”
An awkward atmosphere settled over us.
The warm, slightly lewd mood that had been building shattered in an instant.
How were we supposed to fix this?
For now, it wouldn’t be a bad idea to call it quits after the mixed bath and skinship and wait for the next opportunity.
The fact that Faye was this proactive was a pleasant miscalculation. We’d made way more physical progress than I expected, so ending things here was more than enough.
But Theo, whose brain had been completely hijacked by lust, decided to take it up another notch.
“Want to touch it?”
What the hell are you saying, Theo…
“Huh? Is that really okay?”
And why are you so excited about it, Faye…
The hesitation from earlier had vanished. Faye’s eyes sparkled as she closed the distance again.
Theo climbed up onto the edge of the bath and sat down.
When he stood, the thick thing underwater threatened to break the surface, so I quickly looked away.
I had zero interest in seeing a guy’s dick.
Well… okay, I was a little curious what it would feel like if it went inside. Honestly.
Whenever my sex drive exploded and I had to take care of it myself, that thought did cross my mind.
But even if I was curious, I’d rather buy a dildo than actually taste the real thing. Absolutely not.
“Is this what a wee-wee looks like? First time I’ve seen one!”
“Wee-wee is what kids say. Call it a cock.”
“Cock? Okay. First time seeing a cock.”
Right beside me, Faye and Theo were cheerfully creating a strangely erotic atmosphere, but it had nothing to do with me.
Yep. Nothing to do with me at all.
“But it’s seriously huge. How big is this? Isn’t this almost the size of a training dagger?”
…What?
Faye’s words suddenly sparked my curiosity.
Wait, a cock the size of a dagger?
Is that even possible? That’s the kind of size you only see in those “massive dick” concept porn videos.
I barely stopped my head from turning.
What the hell am I doing? Why would I want to look at a guy’s dick?
No, no, no—but come on. A dagger-sized cock. Aren’t you curious?
While a fierce debate raged inside my head—
“Hey, Luna! Look at this! It’s seriously amazing!”
Faye grabbed my shoulder and spun me around.
Caught completely off guard, I couldn’t resist and turned with her.
And right in front of me was a monXter.
You know. That energy drink. The famous one.
But, no—holy shit, is that actually possible?
“Wow. Fuck.”
My first reaction was pure awe.
It was so impressive that the universal exclamation slipped out before I could stop it.
Its girth was pure monXter. Its length looked like it might even be longer.
As expected of a harem game protagonist. This was the minimum required to satisfy an entire harem.
And my second reaction was—
“Ah. Fuck!”
Pure disgust.
I jerked my head back in revulsion. Since I couldn’t actually get away from Theo, the best I could do was lean my upper body backward.
“Ahaha! Luna’s reaction is hilarious!”
It’s not me that’s funny, it’s you who’s weird, Faye!
I knew I tended to have a bit of a meltdown at the sight of a dick, but I doubted most women would react any differently.
“It’s really hard. Is it always this stiff?”
“No, it’s only like this because it’s erect. It’s not normally.”
“Heee. That’s so interesting. Oh. The tip is kind of squishy. Luna, look at this. It’s seriously weird.”
Like a puppy eager to share her favorite toy, Faye tried to drag me in again.
I wasn’t falling for it twice. I smoothly dodged the hand she reached toward me—
“Luna. Faye wants to do it together. Are you just going to keep avoiding it? Come play with us.”
“Yeah, yeah. You don’t get many chances to touch a guy’s body however you want. Aren’t you at least a little curious, Luna?”
No. Not even slightly.
But…
Faye kept inviting me so earnestly. It felt wrong to keep refusing.
Still, facing a real cock was the last thing I wanted.
Was there another way…?
Ah.
This whole situation started because Theo was blinded by lust. If I could calm him down, maybe things would settle?
After all, once a guy hits sage time, he usually gets a lot more rational.
Alright. Let’s make him cum once.
I didn’t want to do it myself, though.
“Faye. Can you grab Theo’s thing with your hand?”
“Theo’s thing? What’s that?”
“You know… his cock.”
“Okay. I’m holding it. Whoa. It feels weirdly hot. So? Why did you suddenly tell me to grab it, Luna?”
“Now move your hand up and down. Theo will really like that.”
“Like this?”
Splash, splash.
Faye moved her arm along with her hand, stirring the water’s surface.
She didn’t seem to realize she was basically performing a handjob.
A character who knows what sex is but doesn’t understand foreplay. You see them sometimes in adult games.
I kept my eyes averted and had to imagine what was happening right next to me based solely on the splashing sounds.
Not that I particularly wanted to imagine it.
“Umm… Luna, am I doing this right?”
“Huh? Why?”
“It feels different somehow. He’s not really reacting.”
I sneaked a glance at the situation beside me. She was gripping his cock with both hands and stroking it steadily. At least visually, nothing seemed wrong.
What exactly was the problem? If Theo would just tell us, this would be so much easier…
But Theo just looked down at us with an amused expression, showing no sign of offering helpful advice.
Ugh. Seriously.
I placed my hand over Faye’s.
I really didn’t want to, but at least this way I wouldn’t be touching it directly…
“Here. This is how you do it. Put more strength in your hand, like you’re squeezing it.”
Slick, slick.
I overlapped my hand with Faye’s and taught her how to make it feel good.
Even though I’d ended up like this, I still had some expertise when it came to handjobs.
Through Faye’s slender fingers, I could clearly feel the twitching. It was easy to tell which spots and pressures he liked.
…Is this really something I should be enjoying?
Still, it was a relief that Theo stayed quiet and simply enjoyed our—no, Faye’s—touch.
If he’d said even one word, I probably would’ve felt grossed out.
“Luna. Look over here for a second.”
“What now…”
What ridiculous request was he going to make this time?
The moment I turned my head with a hint of annoyance—
Spurt—
It felt like I could almost hear that sound as a huge amount of white liquid gushed out.
“Ugh…!”
Thank god I quickly closed my mouth and shut my eyes.
If I hadn’t, that much would’ve gone straight into my mouth.
And it didn’t stop after one spurt—it kept shooting out several times.
Cum splattered across my face and chest like some kind of topping.
This bastard…

I glared at Theo with pure irritation, but he was too busy savoring the afterglow to even notice me.
“Uwaa, waaah…”
Faye, who had been hit by the same load, finally realized what the liquid was and seemed to short-circuit. She clearly hadn’t expected it to go this far.
Once things calmed down a bit, the scene was absolutely ridiculous.
The cum that hadn’t landed on our bodies floated on the bathwater in cloudy white clumps.
We’d been enjoying a nice bath, and now it looked like this.
Normally I would’ve kicked him, but… since we were the ones borrowing the bathhouse, I decided to let it slide.
Still, I had zero desire to stay in water full of floating semen.
I immediately climbed out and washed myself off again.
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