Prologue
Hmm...
I stared at the figure standing before me. No matter how many times I looked, one thing was certain: this was not the body of a human.
Quite a small, compact frame reflected in the water — and yet a man with a solid, toned build.
Short bleached-blond hair and tanned brown skin. The whole look was suspicious as hell. Anyone with this appearance was, well... a gyaruo. A "golden delinquent."
But that much I could accept. The real question was why the hell I had pointed ears sticking out of my head.
Mmm... I mulled it over for a good while before finally reaching a conclusion.
"Oh. Right. This is the character I custom-made."
An indie RPG had been recruiting beta testers, so I'd signed up — only to discover it was actually an eroge. Whoa-ho! Didn't know it was a porn game when I applied! So I gave it a thorough once-over, and it turned out the game had something incredible going for it: every single race came with its own unique specialized skills!
Now THAT was awesome, wasn't it?
So I stayed up all night, completely absorbed in fiddling with the character creator. And looking back now, that was apparently the problem.
I'd already pulled an all-nighter, and told myself I'd just play a little, then sleep — but I ended up burning through the whole night, and then...
Cardiac arrest. Lights out.
And when I came to, I was like this.
Perky elf ears sprouting from my head, and between my legs something so absurdly heavy it defied belief.
A Handsome Goblin — I'd picked this race for one reason and one reason only: I wanted to fuck to my heart's content.
Well... I never expected to end up like this. Genuinely.
I found myself gazing, puzzled, at the pointy ears flicking and swaying in the breeze.
I mean, come on... honestly, it's pretty weird for a guy to have these things, no way around it.
Whatever. The skills I've got are insane, so it doesn't really matter.
This race, the goblin lineage, came with a single passive skill. And that skill was none other than the Common Sense Alteration Cock!
The moment a woman lays eyes on my dick, her mind goes completely off the rails. That's the whole point!
"Wow. That is seriously busted."
The only problem is I have absolutely no idea how to use it, but who cares, right?
I'm inside the game now. I'll figure it out somehow.
Anyway, I looked down at myself and, how do I put this...
"It's huge."
Frighteningly, legitimately enormous.
Something this massive and weighty hanging there, attached to a body this small and slight — of course it looked bizarre.
Honestly, it was kind of fascinating too. Is this a goblin thing?
I ran my hands over my body, and the sensation came through vivid and unfiltered — this was no joke. Even accounting for the fact that this was a game world, the sheer realism was over the top. Impressive, really.
I was still letting out awed little gasps of admiration when I became aware of a rustling somewhere nearby. I turned my head toward the sound and, well...
"...? What is that? A demon?"
"Looks like a monster to me, sis."
"Whoa... I had no idea monsters still existed these days."
It was a pair of wolf-eared women regarding me with open curiosity.
Lush, opulent curves, clad in something like skimpy, shamelessly lewd armor — the two of them looked exactly like they'd stepped straight out of an eroge.
But wait, I'm the monster? You've got wolf ears on your heads and that's what you're going with?
"Well, either way, we've gotta deal with the monster."
"It's a weird one, but nothing we can do about it."
Tch—. The moment I saw them start to draw their swords, I panicked. Huh? W-wait a second— something's off here? Is this really okay?
"Wait! Stop!"
"Hm?"
As the two of them froze for an instant at my shout, I thrust the thing standing stiff at attention right out in front of them.
And the pair of them went "Hii—!" and recoiled in sheer, glorious shock.
"Wha— hold on... what are you shoving at us, you crazy pervert monster?!"
"Whoa... that thing is actually huge... I've never seen one like that."
"Sis! Now is not the time for that! Let's take care of this monster and be done with it!"
"Yeah... you're right."
Uh, huh...? So it's not working?
Half expecting them to bolt in terror, I instead watched them do something very strange indeed.
"Phew... honestly, what a pain. When it's a monster like that, there's only one way to handle it — with our pussies."
"What you two fear most in this world is a female's pussy. So let's finish this quick and head home to rest."
With that, the two of them stripped off every stitch of clothing, peeled down their panties, and pulled them up over their heads like helmets.
Then they placed their hands behind their heads, spread their legs wide, flaunting their bare pussies in plain view, and declared:
"Taa-dah—♥ The pussy — the thing monsters like you fear most in all the world—♥"
"Get horny looking at this pussy, shoot your load — splurt! — and then drop dead~♥"
"Pussyyy—♥"
"Pussyyy—♥"
Wobble, wobble — swinging their tits for all they were worth, smacking their hips — wham, wham! — right in front of me, pussies bared without a shred of shame.
What on earth was I supposed to call this?
"Aahh... Sis, look~ His cock just snapped straight up. Such a perverted monster — getting hard all on his own, what a total freak~"
"Heheh... that's how it goes with weak little monsters like him. The moment they see a pussy, they get hard, and then they have no choice but to lose~♥"
"Ugh, disgusting~ A monster getting excited, cock standing tall and then incapable of doing anything about it. Nooow~ hurry up and surrender, and go splurt, splurt— spraying your cock-juice into the air like the loser you are!"
Huh... so this Common Sense Alteration Cock thing really does work.
Nodding sagely to myself, I strode toward the women, my massively weighty cock standing at full mast. Then, with a sly little smirk and eyes curved into crescents, I said:
"Wow... your crazy pussies are getting me so hard. I've got a weapon like this and I'm supposed to just lie down and lose without using it? No chance. Right?"
"Huh...? R-right? This one's no ordinary monster, it seems. Good grief — he's seen this pussy and his cock is still standing, with strength left to resist."
"A monster as strong as you deserves to at least have a name. What's yours?"
Do they have any idea how strange it sounds to say that while shaking their titflesh — wobble, wobble—?
"I'm... Lee Hanul! Just call me Hanul!"
"I see. Then I acknowledge you as a warrior, Lee Hanul. You are one strong male who will not lose to a pussy."
"But we have no intention of losing to a male as females, either. And so..."
"Come! Show us the full measure of your resolve!"
Wobble— shaking their tits, thrusting their pussies right up at me while striking their heroic poses — I couldn't help but snort a little laugh.
Man, this cock is unbelievable. Just laying eyes on it turns them into total freaks. Hilarious!
"Alright— let's do this! Take it!!!!!"
"Eh...? W-wait a second. That's not how fighting is supposed to— ngh-hoooooh—♥"
I pressed myself tight against her and drove my hips — wham!
"Nyiiiii—♥"
Even as she let out a voice melting into pure goo, she couldn't actually push me away — and watching her struggle with that was pretty funny.
"Ooh— this pussy is amazing! The way it sucks me in, tight and greedy, is incredible!"
"Oh-hoh! He's plowing his cock right into your crazy pussy — this idiot monster fell right for it—! My little sister! I'll skewer his cock for you, so you just cheer from the sidelines!"
"Okay! Got it. Oh-hoh— oh-hoh— cock, cock— looove coc—"
Wobble— wobble— cheering me on while swinging her heavy tits back and forth. The dedication was impressive.
"Nghooh— how do you like the grip of a crazy pussy, you lowly monster?! I'll squeeze and milk that cock until it's crushed flat—!"
Wriggling, writhing her hips — still pressed against me, face buried in my chest, wham— wham—
Hoooh— this is incredible! So THIS is sex!
"Nghooh— I'm cumming— no, no, noo— hih— ngh-hooooooh—"
Finally she snapped her hips forward — wham! — and then, fweeeeew—♥
"What! You're cumming already?! Fine then — take my seed right into your conquered, captured pussy!"
"Eh...? W-wai— nyiiii—"
Brrrrrt—
Spurt— spurt—
"Hoooh... ngh-hooooh—"
Wham wham— smack smack— with each slap of flesh I churned my hips, pumping load after load of seed deep into her baby room, until all she could do was throw her head back and gasp, hot and breathless.
"Hah... S-sis... my pussy's given out..."
"Aahh... Sis! That damned monster! I won't forgive this!"
With that, the older sister slid her hand down between her legs and — creak — spread her pussy open for me to see.
"Come at me! I'll repay what you did to my sister with this pussy!"
"Gladly — I'll wreck your pussy too!"
With that she hopped— to the side, and I latched— right onto her body.
"Uh, huh...? Hold on, fighting isn't supposed to go like ngh-hoooooh—♥"
The instant I drove my hips — wham! — and speared into her, she came — fweet, fweet— hard and loud.
"Ha! What is with this girl?! A worthless trash pussy that cums the second I put it in — you've got to be kidding me—!"
"Sis!"
"Ohhh— I'm cumming— ngh-hooooh—"
Wriggling my hips with everything I had, pushing her to the limit, then finally — slooowly — I buried my cock to the hilt.
"E-eh— w-wait— you can't cum inside— ooh— hiih— ngh-hooooh—♥"
And just like her sister, she took my seed deep in her pussy and climaxed — fweet, fweet— spectacularly.
"Oh-hoh... ngh-hooh..."
"Here it comes... my pussy's stuffed full of goblin seed...♥"
I gazed up at the two of them as they panted and heaved, smirked — heh — and buried my face in her chest, inhaling her scent... when suddenly someone crept up behind me and squeezed me between them.
"Hm?"
I tilted my head, wondering what was going on, and what she said next was truly something.
"So this monster got careless, put his cock in my sister's pussy, and now he's caught. Heheh... and now, locked inside a prison of tits, he's coming home with us!"
"You know exactly how terrible it'll be for you — cock buried in pussy, hauled off as a prisoner right into the enemy's den?"
"..."
Whoa... this Common Sense Alteration Cock is even more powerful than I thought.
Letting out sweet, honeyed sighs — hooh— hooh— the two of them clung tight to me from both sides and carried me off, all the way back to their home.
WOOHOO— pussy-pounding is the best!