Chapter 90
Chapter 90
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 90
Chapter Title: [Room You Can't Leave Without Doing XX]
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Wholesome MT didn't mean there was no free time.
Before the sun set, the students enjoyed water play under the thorough supervision of Taeyang Ranch.
It was a fun time, but some students still harbored resentment.
"Hey. Look at Kim Taeyang."
"Ha... What emperor is that?"
Kim Taeyang was lounging on a beach chair, enjoying a tan.
Women in bikinis attended to him with utmost care by his side.
"Ahh—here you go."
Seol Harin was feeding him fruit and such,
"Taeyang. Feeling cool?"
Lena subtly brushed her chest against him while massaging his shoulders,
"Hey hey! The footrest is slipping?!"
"Y-Your Highness...!!"
Cloé Maiden was serving as Kim Taeyang's footrest.
"Park Mommy! I brought milk!!"
"Pathetic Sow Park Milk! Seol sisters, Cloé, Kuma, Lena, Seol Ha-jung...! Which milk would you like?!"
"Seol sisters blend!"
"Manufacturing right away!!"
Park Milk headed to the truck with the Seol sisters in tow.
It was the very picture of an emperor's respite!
But contrary to appearances, Kim Taeyang wasn't resting at all.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Target's favorability has increased!] [Target's favorability has decreased!] [Target's favorability has increased!] [Target's favorability has decreased!] 'Managing these sows' favorability is fucking exhausting...!'
With all the recent sows gathered together, their favorability levels fluctuated like a cryptocurrency chart.
He had to appropriately indulge their demands and brush them off just right.
"Taeyang. Eat my fruit too."
"I want to feed you too!"
"It's my turn this time!"
'I don't want to eat any more fruit!'
Even putting up with things he didn't want to do.
That was the fate of a sow ranch owner.
Of course, to students unaware of the circumstances, it looked like he had all the luck in the world.
Seol Harin, Seol Ha-jung, Cloé Maiden, Lena, Kuma, Park Milk...
Being surrounded by them in bikinis was the dream of every male student.
Night had deepened.
Under the student council's strict oversight, a drinking party kicked off.
"Anyone showing off their drinking in front of me gets beaten to death?! Huh?!?! Make sure not to overdo it and turn into drunken fuck-ups who forget they're human! Hey!!"
"......"
No one knew Kim Taeyang's alcohol tolerance.
But rumors said he could down a full case of soju without batting an eye...
No one dared provoke Kim Taeyang's mood.
Except for Michaela.
"Drunken fuck-up who forgets they're human... Sounds self-deprecating to me?"
"Hah?"
Michaela held a bottle of soju and two glasses in her hands.
She sat down across from Kim Taeyang.
"Let's have a one-on-one drink-off. I'll put you to sleep before you pull any nonsense."
On a night when everyone was asleep, Kim Taeyang would definitely have sex.
He was a devil's minion, after all.
Michaela planned to knock him out with booze to prevent it.
She hadn't prepared any tricks.
'I've got confidence in my drinking!'
Michaela was quite the drinker...!
But Kim Taeyang's reaction was icy.
"Hey. Fossil sow. Returnees should stick with other returnees?"
"F-Fossil?! We're not that far apart in age!! You're scared, aren't you?!?!"
"Hey hey!! Who's scared?!?!"
And so the deadly drinking battle began.
Students gathered for the entertaining spectacle.
They subtly rooted for Michaela.
Not just because she seemed like the underdog.
'If Kim Taeyang passes out first, we can party without watching eyes!'
That was truly what they desired—getting rid of the annoying overseer.
Gulp—gulp—
Glasses clinked nonstop.
A bottle vanished in an instant.
The empty bottles piling up one by one kept multiplying endlessly.
"Brother Taeyaaaang... You're pretty good...?"
"Hey... As a nun of your order, is it okay to guzzle booze like a whale...?"
"Drinking isn't forbidden or anything... Urp."
Michaela had reached her limit.
But she didn't give up.
'Kim Taeyang's tongue is slurring too. Face is red... Just hold on a bit longer and I win!'
Victory seemed a hair's breadth away.
Until Kim Taeyang let out a bizarre breath.
"Huuuup...!!!"
"?"
He clenched every muscle in his body.
Not just the visibly bulging ones—even his facial muscles twitched. Abs, and the muscles wrapping his organs, all squeezed tight.
It was being gripped.
The liver's discipline...!
Pssshhhhhh—!
Hot steam poured from his nose, ears, and mouth.
The thick scent of alcohol wafted.
Detox complete.
Kim Taeyang's tolerance reset.
"Hey. You gonna drink or not?"
"Urgh..."
She downed the glass with trembling hands.
But Michaela, desperately trying to hold it down,
"Urp...! Bluuuaaaargh!!!!"
ended up puking everywhere.
"Ugh! It splashed!"
"What the hell is with this chick!"
"Eww gross..."
Michaela instantly became public enemy number one.
Kim Taeyang cackled and gave her a new nickname.
"Hey. From now on, you're Puke Sow."
"Puke Sow. Kekeke."
"That chick's image is totally ruined..."
"Yeah, who told her to flex her drinking?"
The students' mockery continued.
Michaela ground her teeth.
Injustice surged back up like vomit.
"Me...! Why am I going through this hell, you idiots...!!"
She was a priestess of the Heavenly Church.
The church's goal was to save the world.
Even if their methods were extreme, Michaela's heart was sincere.
"Don't have sex, you guys!! Especially you, Kim Taeyang!! I won't let you get away with it if you do!!! No joke!!!"
"Hey. Put this puke sow to bed."
"Don't give me some weird-ass nickname like puke! I'm a priestess walking the holy path of salvation for the Heavenly Chu—bluuuaaaargh!!!"
Michaela was eventually dragged away by the students.
Michaela the returnee.
The moment she earned the new nickname 'Puke-aela' among them.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ "Hey!!! Any more cocky drinkers, step up!!!! I'll take you all on!!!! Huh?!?!"
Having witnessed Puke-aela's downfall, the students self-regulated their drinking.
From then on, Kim Taeyang sipped casually, chatting up the sows.
Everyone seemed to be having a blast.
Except for Lena, who wore an awkward smile.
'Senior Lena... Is something bothering you?'
Kang Ju-hyuk watched Lena from another table.
She fidgeted like a dog needing to pee, forced an awkward laugh at Kim Taeyang's stories, missed her chance to join the convo, and laughed awkwardly again.
'That bastard Kim Taeyang doesn't even spare Senior Lena a glance.'
Kang Ju-hyuk knew it too.
That Lena liked Kim Taeyang.
That he was just a dummy boyfriend to provoke jealousy.
'What does Senior Lena even like about a guy like that...'
What was so great about a man who treated women like sows? He wasn't even that handsome!
Lena craved Kim Taeyang's attention.
She was a meek puppy around him, but normally not very sociable.
Sows like Cloé, Seol Ha-jung, and Kuma—with their great personalities—led the conversations.
Lena's quips were too quiet to hear or occasionally killed the vibe.
Shrinking back, Lena finally stood up.
'Where's she going?'
Kang Ju-hyuk followed her.
She sat on a nearby quiet bench, blankly staring at the night sea.
"I like watching the night sea too."
"?"
Kang Ju-hyuk sat beside Lena.
His instincts told him.
This was the moment to heal Lena's wounds and become her true boyfriend.
"I prefer quiet over noisy."
"Yeah."
Lena's response was cold.
Gone was the girl desperately trying to stand out to Kim Taeyang.
Only haughty chill remained.
Kang Ju-hyuk decided on a direct approach.
"Senior. You don't see me as your boyfriend, do you?"
"......"
"I've known from the start. That you were using me."
It was a lie.
Kang Ju-hyuk thought he'd actually won her over.
Amid rumors of her public pervert kiss with Kim Taeyang, he'd gone to her, and a moved Lena confessed to him.
It hadn't taken long to realize he'd been used.
He could've dumped her right then, but didn't.
That's what protagonists in NTR games do.
"I hoped you'd achieve what you wanted by using me."
"......"
"But it looks like you failed. Sorry. I guess I wasn't good enough for what you wanted..."
Kang Ju-hyuk's infinite spirit of sacrifice!
He even found his own words touching.
But Lena's reaction was off.
'She's frowning...?'
Lena's face was scrunched up.
In truth, she hadn't heard a word since earlier.
'O-oh...! Gonna... pee...!'
Her vision narrowed.
Saliva pooled like a dam burst.
All noise, including Kang Ju-hyuk's voice, blurred into a hum.
"Haaa..."
"Senior?"
The crisis passed.
She could hold it for a few more minutes.
Letting out a hot breath, Lena glared at Kang Ju-hyuk.
"What'd you just say?"
"Uh, well—"
That's when Kim Taeyang called Lena.
"Hey, useless sow!! Made some tummy-tingling feed? Get over here and chow down!!!"
"Taeyang...!"
Color returned to Lena's face.
She bolted up like a puppy greeting its owner.
"......"
Kang Ju-hyuk was left all alone.
He downed his innocent beer.
'Why...'
It hurt.
How many times had a girl been stolen from him?
Every woman Kang Ju-hyuk liked ended up with Kim Taeyang.
'I'm treating her so well... Why that thug...'
As thick defeat seeped in,
a female student sat beside Kang Ju-hyuk.
"Ju-hyuk. What're you doing alone?"
"...Yoo-jung?"
She was from the former student council, like him.
They got along well since they clicked in conversation.
"Something wrong? You look down."
"......"
Kang Ju-hyuk's gaze drifted to Yoo-jung's chest.
'Face is a fail, but her body's barely a pass...'
With his self-esteem tanked, were his standards dropping too?
Or was it the booze?
Yoo-jung, whom he'd never seen as a woman before, suddenly felt attractive.
Squeeze-squeeze—
"J-Ju-hyuk?"
"I've got condoms."
He covered her flustered lips with his.
"You're dating Senior Lena!"
"Gonna break up."
"Th-then... you'll date me?"
"Get on all fours first."
The condom wrapper tore open.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ Rumble...!
"Hah?"
The table shook, glasses rattling.
This sensation akin to an earthquake.
The classic precursor to a gate phenomenon.
"Hey! Emergency roll call!! Check for anyone missing from your neighbor seats!!"
"Y-Yoo-jung's gone!"
"Ju-hyuk's missing too!"
Kang Ju-hyuk?
No way that guy was banging an extra instead of a heroine?
Did he lower his standards?!
Michaela beat me to bolting out.
Following Luminus, she seemed able to detect the dungeon spawn.
I followed her too.
Whooooosh─────!
"Such intense lust...! Pleasure has awakened me...!!"
It was a nearby walkway.
A massive storm raged.
At its center loomed a large pink cube.
A door was affixed to its middle.
"Wh-what's that?"
"Pink room...?"
Exactly as seen in the game.
Pink Room, subordinate of the final boss demon lord Asmodeus.
Despite its ordinary look, this thing was extremely dangerous.
Players couldn't even destroy it.
Infinite HP.
It never crumbled no matter how much you hit it.
Only one way to drive it off.
"Loyal workers. I have no desire to fight you. I'm grateful for awakening me with lust! But the lewd scent of young flesh is hard to resist!"
Whooooosh...!
The storm intensified.
Towering trees were uprooting.
"Offer me one man, one woman as tribute. Then I shan't touch the rest."
"......"
Frightened students backed away.
No one wanted to be sacrificed to an unknown monster.
Truth was, the tributes were already decided.
"Urp... Dizzy..."
The puker staggered forward to the Pink Room.
It was Michaela.
"Everyone, step back! Your lust has brought this calamity... But fear not. Heavenly power will remain unscathed even against demonic temptation."
"P-Puke-aela!"
"It's Michaela!!"
In this event, Michaela's participation was fixed.
The other slot was fixed for protagonist Kang Ju-hyuk too.
If this were mid-gameplay.
"I'll go too! If it's because of me, I must take responsibility!"
Acting all responsible and righteous after popping off to porn...
Just a JOAT...!
I wanted to send him in with alpano spirit...
But sending him would kill both Kang Ju-hyuk and Michaela.
Couldn't let guys whose constellations I hadn't stolen yet die?
"Hey hey!! Weaklings stay out!!!"
"Urk...?!"
I grabbed Kang Ju-hyuk's collar, shook him a few times,
and tossed him roughly backward.
"I'll go! Kekeke."
"Wh-what? Hold on. Anyone but you...? Urk!"
I hoisted Michaela over my shoulder.
"Hey sows! Keep things managed till I get back? Don't want any other incidents!"
"Why're you volunteering?! Just send Kang Ju-hyuk!"
"Taeyang! I'll go instead!!"
One man, one woman—no taking heroines anyway.
"Hey hey!! Quit panicking and wait nicely!!! Be back soon!!!"
I stood before the Pink Room with Michaela.
"A lust-filled pair!"
Clank!
The door opened, welcoming us.
Stepping inside, darkness enveloped us, a floating sensation taking over.
Transfer to the dungeon.
Oh right.
Should've told Lena it's okay to pee...
She'll figure it out...?
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ "Urp...!"
"Hey hey! Enough puking, puke sow!!"
We'd arrived in a normal room.
It felt neatly arranged, but the lighting had a somehow lewd vibe.
Definitely motel-room-like.
Fwoosh—!
The TV flicked on, displaying a message.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Room You Can't Leave Without Kissing] [Kiss within 3 minutes] [Refusal will trigger poison gas] Pink Room.
This pervert monster forces lewd acts.
Kissing now, but over 9 phases, it escalates to demanding sex.
"K-Kiss...?"
Michaela looked confused.
Her face flushed red as she glared at me.
As if resolved, she approached and
"...Do it!"
closed her eyes, puckering her lips.
'Better give up these lips than die from poison gas.'
—or so she seemed to think.
I immediately balled my fist and smashed her crown.
Thwack!!!
"Aaaack!!!"
"You nuts?!?! Where you shoving those puke-stained filthy lips?!?! Huh?!?!"
"I-I brushed my teeth, you know?!"
"Shove your lips in already, puke sow!! I'd die before kissing you!!!"
"B-but poison gas in 3 minutes?!"
"Hey! You think kissing you is worse than poison gas?!?!"
"......!"
Why the shocked face, you freak?
Common sense: no one kisses a girl who just puked.