Chapter 81
Chapter 81
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 81
Chapter Title: I'll Keep Pumping My Honesty into That Bitch's Holes Until Her Whole Body Straightens Out!!! Huh?!!!
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Seol Ha-jeong wasn't just a mother to Jeong Yun-ah.
Sometimes she empathized like a friend,
taught like a mentor,
and infused vitality like a celebrity, giving her the inspiration to get through the day.
There wasn't a single moment she wasn't proud of that mother of hers.
If she could become a second Jeong Yun-ah, she'd do it gladly.
"I'm sooo sorry...! For deceiving my daughter and bankrupting her precious company, I'm a failure as a mother...♡"
"???"
That line shattered something in Seol Ha-jeong's mind.
'Mom's fallen too...?'
It wasn't just a question.
It was despair she'd never experienced before.
The death of a part of herself.
"Mom? When... when did you start with Taeyang...?"
Squeeze-
Jeong Yun-ah wrapped her arms around Kim Taeyang's thick arm and rubbed her chest against it.
"Taeyang-kun... You won't take the doll away, right...? I did as you asked... You can lend her more, right...?"
"Hey, lady!! Don't rub your tits on me in front of your daughters!! It's embarrassing!!!"
Seeing that, her little sister Seol Harin clung to Kim Taeyang's other arm.
"You shove me off the second I get touchy, but you let Mom get away with it? Don't tell me you're into older women...?"
"Hey, hey! She's still way older than me, so how can you treat her like that?!! Huh?!! You get off too!!! Excessive PDA in public is a nuisance to everyone...!!!"
Kim Taeyang pried the two women off him.
He was clearly rejecting the contact, but to Seol Ha-jeong, it just looked like toying with her.
"Ha, haha..."
She didn't even know why she was laughing.
Maybe because she'd lost again.
Maybe because she'd been robbed again.
Or maybe because now she had to be robbed again.
While they faced off,
the demons ransacked the office.
Materials, documents—anything in sight, they took it all.
Definite bankruptcy. Definite defeat.
With her head bowed, she muttered,
"Taeyang... Stop..."
"Huh? What're you mumbling?"
"Stop... Stop taking everything..."
She'd survived silently even on a deserted island.
She never imagined she'd utter something so pathetic from her own mouth.
She'd never known her voice could tremble like this.
"I... I..."
"Hey. Speak up, I can't hear you."
"I'm sorry... Huh... So stop now..."
Her face twisted against her will.
Her lips drooped like something extra had been tacked on.
Aside from that time as a little kid when she'd taken a big fall and cried,
this was probably the first time she'd shed tears so pathetically.
"Ha, Ha-jeong-ah..."
"Is Sis crying right now?"
Maybe she longed for a warm, comforting touch.
Tears always carry a plea for solace, after all.
Ding-♪
But what rang out was her smartphone's notification tone.
"Filming complete. Didn't expect the waterworks."
Seol Harin grumbled.
Her face was chillingly expressionless.
Unable to stand it, Jeong Yun-ah stepped in.
"Taeyang-kun... She's begging like this, so forgive her now..."
"Huh?! You're part of the problem too, lady!! What the hell are you forgiving?!! Huh?!! Don't shake your ass mindlessly without even grasping the issue!!!!!"
"Eek...! S-Sorry..."
Kim Taeyang approached Seol Ha-jeong.
He licked his lips and jabbed at her.
"Why apologize to me? You got the wrong target, don't you think?"
"......"
She knew what he meant.
It was about her little sister.
She'd mobilized the student council against Kim Taeyang to get Seol Harin back.
And to keep her sister by her side.
Ultimately, to steal everything from her.
"...Sorry for messing with Taeyang Ranch."
"Kuhahat! This bitch is hilarious!! Even in this situation, you don't mean it at all?!! Stubborn sow?!!!"
'No. I'm not a bad sister... I just adore Harin too much...!'
Emotions buried for nearly 20 years.
She was long used to fooling herself.
"Think I'll buy your half-assed apology act? Dream on!! I'll torment you until you sincerely apologize to your sow sister!!! I'll keep pumping my honesty into that bitch's holes until her whole body straightens out!!! Huh?!!!"
"......"
"I won't stop until your sow family is truly harmonious!!!! Kuhuhuhu!!!!"
Kim Taeyang.
There wasn't a shred of pity in his tone or gaze.
'This guy's... purely enjoying it...'
If pure meant anything, this was it.
His intent was singular, after all.
'Get force-fed some honesty...!'
She felt surrounded by the hypocrisy of her self-deception, squeezed by enforced truth.
Step-
Seol Ha-jeong fled the scene like a coward.
Any longer here, and she'd confront her ugly true self.
*
Seol Ha-jeong's mentality was thoroughly broken.
It wasn't this bad before, but Mom's betrayal hit hard, apparently.
Still, full submission would come at the finals evaluation.
Timing-wise, it'll be right after we head back.
Now, time to steal Charon.
In one corner of the emptying office,
bob-cut businesswoman Charon squatted.
I pulled up a chair in front of her.
"Hey, Charon. This business is mine and Hades' now."
"......"
Then, an unexpected figure intervened.
"Taeyang-nim...♡"
A constellation back-hugging me, draping her shoulder lightly over mine.
Wearing a laurel wreath—none other than Persephone.
"Huh? What the hell, you?"
"Congrats on the business monopoly...♡"
"?"
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [NTR situation staged!] [50 Coins acquired!] Snatched Persephone from Charon?
Coins are nice, but... it flipped this fast?
Persephone's a bit too easy...
"Miso bitch. Can I claim your hero affiliation?"
"I'm a dependent constellation, so hero affiliation isn't possible."
Dependent constellations are tied to another constellation or object.
In Persephone's case, she's bound to Hades, so making Hades an affiliated constellation lets me use some of her powers.
Then, Hades strode into the building.
Still pantless—probably embarrassed about declaring 'thong panties are fashion' in front of me.
What a riot this girl is.
"Charon. Got nothing to say to me?"
"Hades... You want an apology?"
Charon rasped.
His eyes gleamed with unyielding light, resigned as they seemed.
"Might as well. After all the humiliations you've put me through."
"You're my niece...!"
A cry laced with deep resentment.
"Ruler of the skies? Lord of the underworld? King of the seas? What a joke...! Those were my cousins' titles originally, you bastards!!"
I knew Greek-Roman gods had insane family trees.
From what I recall, Charon predates Zeus and crew by generations.
"I entered this underworld first!! But you all treated me like dirt...! Why the fuck should I live like that?!! Fuck this shit!!!"
Bam!!
Charon kicked the empty safe.
That wouldn't vent his rage.
"Charon. It's all pointless now."
Charon's lips twitched in a wicked grin.
"Puhahaha! Shut your trap, Hades. You airheads wouldn't get it, but in distant star systems, you can buy star power with cash...?"
Bzzzzt-!
A powerful vibration emanated from her body.
Like war drums, it pulsed through the air, shoving us back.
"You fucking bastards! I'll kill you all and take this place...!!"
"Charon! The laws of the underworld—"
Whoosh-
"Urk."
Hades was casually repelled.
What a worthless punk...!
Next target: me.
"Kim Taeyang...! You trash bastard...!"
"Huh?"
"You're worth less than dogshit! When I become lord of the underworld, I'll turn you into Cerberus's kibble!"
Charon glared murderously.
No need to freak.
This was just part of the event to steal Charon.
"I'll bind your soul eternally in my castle, turn it into a screaming instrument!"
"I'll hand over all my shares in Death Tour to you."
"Your head on a pike for flies to swarm until...? What, what'd you say?"
"Didn't hear? I'll give you all my shares in Death Tour."
"Ne...?"
Charon suddenly batted her eyes all cute.
After spewing curses, this Udyr-level pivot was annoying, but...
She's 9-star grade, so I'll let it slide.
"My stake's 49%. The rest, 51%, is Hades'. So get along nicely in the underworld."
"W-Wait. For real...? You'll give me all your shares? Why? Whyyy...?"
"Obviously to contract with you, duh?"
"......!"
She's probably calculating in her head.
Stick with Seol Ha-jeong or me?
Answer's set.
Ha-jeong's rich, but I hold the business rights.
No patron like her is fine for Charon.
But no business rights changes everything.
Bones are soon Charon's power.
The means to earn bones is her lifeline.
"I-I knew you were an amazing hero from the start...! Haha...! M-Mr. Kim! Pleased to work with you...!!"
Charon dropped her weird berserk state and offered a handshake.
⚡ SKILL ACTIVATED ⚡ [Close Confession Press success!] [Affection +100]
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Charon is no longer affiliated with Seol Ha-jeong!] [Charon selects you as her affiliated hero!] [Constellation stolen!] [100 Coins acquired!] "Wheee~ Got the super-rich underworld moneybags☆ From now on, I'm a summoner!! Hey!!!"
One Close Confession Press on Hades, and we're done.
Productive underworld trip...!
Or so I thought.
Rumble-!!
Lightning struck.
That rape lightning from day one in the underworld.
Luckily, it didn't hit my crown this time.
Mini Pomi on my shoulder growled.
"Zeus, freeze! Mess with Zeus, and Pomi kills you!"
"Finger-sized pest, quit yapping────────────!!"
"Yelp...!"
Zeus's crew's vibe was off the charts.
Why're these fuckers back?
No event like this, right?
"Heh heh heh. Kim Taeyang. Think we'd let tasty prey like you slip away?"
"Huh? Wanna fight?"
Squad leader Ares snapped and grabbed my collar.
"We just wanna fuck, you prick!! What's your problem?!! Huh?!!! Hot goddesses like us offering it up, and you don't drop to your knees thanking us?!! You gay?!!! Huh?!! Gay fuck?!!! Let us use your dick already!!!!!"
What the fuck is with this psycho bitch...?
Probably 'cause sealed Saint Dana's absent.
Playing as Kang Ju-hyuk, the saint blocked it all, no issue.
If Pomi stayed giant, maybe, but now fight seems inevitable.
Can we even win?
With Charon, Hades, Persephone—might scrape by?
As I sized up the battle,
Hades yelled.
"Enough!"
"Hades?"
"As lord of the underworld, I command: Back off him!!"
"......"
The gods grumbled but shuffled away reluctantly.
Come to think of it, non-underworld gods get debuffed here.
Pomi and Glacis complained about cold or bad condition.
Zeus stepped forward.
"Hades sis sits it out. You barely have a sex drive anyway?"
Hades's next words were beyond anything I expected.
"Not a chance...! I've had a major revelation about sex lately...! I'll join the Kim Taeyang gangbang line...!!"
"???"
Hello?
What bullshit is that...?
Repay the favor with pussy?!?!
Save me, fuck!!!!!!!
Then, Hades winked at me obviously.
She had a plan, probably.
Hey! I trusted you, Hades!!!
"But this Hades is very greedy! Very dissatisfied! I got the lowest realm, the underworld, despite being the eldest!"
"Hm... Yeah, sorry about that."
"Anyway, that's why I want Kim Taeyang all to myself!"
"What? No way, even if—!!"
"Fuck, pissing me off again...!!! Hades, you dildo bitch, I'm saying share, why flip out?!! Rank off, let's go, you cunt!!!!"
Aphrodite barely held back a charging Ares.
Hades confidently spread her arms and declared.
The word to end this dogfight.
"To decide exclusive rights to Kim Taeyang, I, lord of the underworld Hades, propose the Olympian tradition: 'Pussy Creampie Roulette'...!!!"
"Pussy Creampie Roulette...?"
What roulette?
Fuck no.
I get it's an eroge, but where do these trashy settings keep popping from?
"Hey, Hades! What's Pussy Creampie Roulette?!! Don't decide among yourselves with the main guy right here!!!"
"Fear not, my dear. It's the fairest roulette in the world.... Everyone, prepare Pussy Creampie Roulette! No ass out means forfeit...!"
With that, Hades dropped into doggy position and yanked off her panties.
The other gods followed.
Zeus, Poseidon, Aphrodite, Apollo, Ares, Athena.
Seven constellations stripped bottomless, forming a circle on all fours.
Me in the center.
"You! One thrust in and out per pussy, then move on!"
"Huh...?"
Pussies as the wheel, dick as the pin.
"Go clockwise; the pussy that gets creampied wins!"
Literally 'Pussy Creampie Roulette.'
This is... Olympian tradition?
You fucking lunatics?!!!!!