Chapter 77
Chapter 77
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 77
Chapter Title: Violating Hell's Urban Planning and Fair Trade Laws!!! Want to Become Hell's Public Fine Toilet?!!!! Huh?!!!
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A messenger in the form of a smartphone, Hermes.
She was always with Tomo-tan.
She loved eavesdropping on conversations, so she rarely made her presence known...
But she had heard every word Kim Taeyang said.
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She was Olympus's ultimate gossip.
There was no way she'd keep something this juicy to herself.
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💬 Olympus Group Chat — God of Info Guys. Hades and Charon are about to throw down hard? — Sea Buff Babe ??? — SSS-Class Beauty Why believe a bitch who lies every time she opens her mouth? — God of Info It's real ; She's gonna swear on the Styx soon? — Moonlight Girl Swearing lightly can cause real trouble... — ZL Holy Warrior Cutie, where you at rn? — My Aphrodite Ares you fucking bastard The reactions were lukewarm.
Hermes sent over photos and videos she'd snapped.
In the footage, Kim Taeyang was explaining how he'd start a business in hell and crush Charon.
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— Party Girl Who's that human dude? — God of Info Hecate's hero. The hero causing a huge stir at Ark right now. Already has three bound constellations ;; — Peak Master Wait. — Peak Master That's my hero son? Olympus's top social butterfly, Zeus, bit the bait hard.
As she reacted, Hermes felt a twisted thrill.
She'd pulled the aggro perfectly.
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— Peak Master He's in hell right now? When'd he die? — God of Info Nah he's not dead. Totally alive and kicking. The moment Hermes revealed Kim Taeyang was alive, messages flooded in.
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— Peak Master Alive? A human dude came to hell while still breathing? Dick intact? — Sea Buff Babe Heading there now. — SSS-Class Beauty Where? Styx River?? — My Aphrodite Honey ; please ;; — Party Girl Bringing booze~ The gods of Olympus had stronger libidos than those of any other star realm.
Sex was impossible in the human world even in female form, but if a human came to their realm alive? That changed everything.
Constellations could fuck heroes without limits.
So of course their eyes were glazing over.
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— Peak Master Off to devour that human dick~ — Sea Buff Babe Line up by age. — ZL Holy Warrior Just do whatever. We're fucking him till he drops anyway, right? — Party Girl Gods gone wild lol The gods began swarming toward hell.
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◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ To live or to die?
That is the question...
Buy this? Or pass??
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🛒 NTR SHOP 🛒 [All-Purpose Swimsuit: 150 Coins]
> - A stylish men's swimsuit set that lets you swim anywhere.
> - Motorboat-rivaling swim speed included as a bonus!
[Insult Driver: 500 Coins]
> - A driver specialized in modding items.
> - Use this bizarre driver to craft weapons that corrupt women!
Finally, some worthwhile artifacts in the NTR Shop.
Usually it was just pervy costumes...
I'd bought a few just in case, since coins were piling up anyway.
The All-Purpose Swimsuit seemed essential for work on the river of the dead,
and the Insult Driver had me curious?
Problem was the price.
"Too damn expensive..."
650 coins gone in one go for both.
I had enough NTR Coins stockpiled to afford them, but it still stung a bit...
Still, I bought them.
No point saving if I wouldn't use them otherwise.
That's when Pomi slunk up, tail drooping, eyeing me nervously.
"Hey, Pomi. Why's your tail all limp?"
"Master... I couldn't find the seed..."
No seed?
That's a problem...
"I searched really hard... but no luck... Sorry..."
"Hey, hey, no need to mope. You're an amazing dog just as you are."
"Master...!"
I comforted Pomi first.
Drug-sniffing dogs get down if they miss a hit, so handlers hide fakes sometimes.
Pomi seemed bummed in the same way.
"Keep looking anyway. That seed's pretty important."
"Got it!"
It'd turn up eventually.
Or maybe there really was just one.
Game Persephone and real Persephone might differ.
"Gendalaru-gun! Hades-tan is here!"
A massive bone dragon flew in over the breached walls.
Skulla shifted to human form and landed perfectly, but Hades got flung off and tumbled to the ground.
"Home sweet home... Can't wait to bury myself in my book tomb..."
"Hey. Did you get the loan?"
"Of course."
Winged lion-things followed, carrying sacks.
Just delivery boys—they dropped the sacks and left.
The sacks overflowed with bone coins.
"Woo-hoo~ Lured in that floppy-eared constellation and snagged cash on her life as collateral?!"
"...Are you a con artist?"
"No way! Grrr!! She's coming too!!! Off to declare war right now!!!!"
War prep complete!
Time to plant the sign next to that lame 'Duck Boat Rental' shack.
Introducing: Death Tour!
Time to steal some customers!
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◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ Charon, enjoying her usual moonlight tan.
Sipping hell's cocktail while watching the duck boats—nectar from Olympus had nothing on it.
"Ch-Charon! The pedals aren't working!"
"Your effort's lacking, that's all."
Especially fun watching souls get pushed adrift.
Souls couldn't leave the underworld.
Cross the river on a duck boat and become hell residents—that was their fate.
Drifters had to scrape coin in hell's woods and rent another boat.
"Go earn more coins, moron."
"Gaaah!"
Charon telekinetically dunked the soul.
Its body froze solid.
The Styx's waters paralyzed—curse even constellations couldn't ignore.
In that cursed river...
A man was swimming.
Splashsplishsplishsplishsplishsplishsplishsplishsplish──────────!!!!!!
"Wh-what the hell?!"
Man spraying water like motors on his feet.
Swim cap, goggles, speedo—he cleaved the river like he was born for it.
He deftly rescued a soul.
"Woo-hoo~ First Death Tour customer acquired!!"
"De-Death Tour?"
The weirdo spouted nonsense.
It was definitely Kim Taeyang.
Soon, a massive sign went up next to Charon's business.
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★☆ HADES' DEATH TOUR ☆★ - No more shitty duck boats! - With Death Tour: electric boats + tons of perks!!! - Book now! Kim Taeyang bellowed at the endless line of souls.
"Hey, ghost sows!! Two ways to cross from now on!! That crap duck boat, or book Hades' Death Tour for a badass motorboat!!! Plus hell intro packages, couple matching, job placement—benefits galore!!!"
Murmurs rose.
The souls stirred.
Anyone could tell Taeyang's deal sounded better.
Charon couldn't stand it and butted in.
"Who the hell are you? Who said you could peddle here?! Only I have hell business rights!!"
Charon was hell's sole big operator.
Proud of her legit status.
"Hah? Hell law? You nuts?!!"
Taeyang looked anything but law-abiding.
"Hades slacks off, but law ain't weak! Think Olympus sits this out?"
He shot back dismissively.
"Hey!! You're the one expanding zones without permit!! Violates hell's urban planning and fair trade laws!!! No refunds breaks consumer protection too!!!! Wanna eat fines till you're bloated?!!!! Huh?!!! Wanna be hell's public fine toilet?!!!!!"
"......"
Law-illiterate Charon was stunned speechless.
Meanwhile,
Hades, Hecate, Tomo-tan, and Taeyang's crew arrived by duck boat.
Skulla unrolled a long parchment, checking clauses.
"Charon. You're definitely in violation. 100,000 bone punitive fine."
"Can't pay that...!"
"Then your license is revoked."
"W-wait! I can pay... installments or something?"
Persephone emerged from the building, hearing the commotion.
She flinched meeting Taeyang's eyes.
He had his arm around Hades's shoulder.
Sneer—
"......"
Taeyang flashed a sleazy grin at Persephone.
'Provoking me on purpose...'
Showing off.
That he'd hooked Hades.
"Hey, Hades. Declare it already."
"...Fine."
Hades seemed uneasy but didn't shrug him off.
She addressed Charon.
"Charon...! After hearing countless complaints, I've decided to compete with you myself...!"
"You got played by that thug. He's obsessed with stealing constellations."
"She shared chocolate with my hungry self... Doesn't that make her good...?"
Charon grimaced in frustration.
"Fuck. Hades...!! Know why your life's such a mess?! Asking lame questions even now...! Useless and dumb as bricks, gotta eat shit to tell it from chocolate...!!"
Whatever.
Hades munched the choco bar Taeyang offered.
"This is definitely chocolate."
Business war was inevitable.
"Charon. Wager? Monopoly rights and 10 million bone."
"T-ten million...?"
"Scared?"
Ten million bone was huge.
Even for hell mogul Charon.
But with monopoly on the line, no backing out.
"Was gonna give you a butler spot after taking your castle... Play dirty, no mercy."
"Hell's king can't be a butler. Better a beggar."
Then—
Rumble—!
"Hah?"
Sky flashed, lightning crashed.
ZZZAP—!!
Massive bolt struck Taeyang's crown.
Moments later.
The sight was shocking.
"Hah. Ha. Hngh...! This dick... feels insane...♡"
Zeus was grinding on Kim Taeyang...!
Lightning arrival, instant ravishment!
"Hey!!! Who the fuck's this dick thief?!!!! Pussy freeze!!!!!"
"Can't stop... Feels too good... keep going...♡"
Just the start.
Olympus gods arrived en masse, stripping and piling on Taeyang.
"Zeus bitch is fast."
"My turn next."
"Dick party...!"
"H-hey...! Mmph...?!"
Massive tits smothered his face.
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◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ The star realms are dangerous.
Especially Greco-Roman gods'.
Most are sex-crazed sluts.
"Dick's fucking huge...!"
"Walked into the star realm alive—must wanna fuck us bad?"
"Like your stamina? Heard you turn girls into sows? Make us too♡"
"Hey! Tits off!! Can't breathe?!!"
Playing as Kang Ju-hyuk, Olympian rape wasn't scary.
Curious, even.
Sealed saint Dana kept gods away.
But now? Different story.
This many goddesses draining him? Even Taeyang'd die.
"Cum's coming♡ Shoot once more...♡"
Unlike maso-sow heroines who break after one fuck,
these could go forever with insane lust.
They'd rotate till he dropped...
Squish- squish-
Surrounded by such huge, soft tits...
Felt damn good...
But playtime's over.
Can't croak from titty overload.
I summoned Rasha-ra with hero power.
"Hey Rasha-ra! Female form!"
"Wigglewiggle~"
Smack!!
"Kyaa!"
Female-form Kkubul whipped the gods' backs.
"Grrr..."
Pomi bared teeth, guarding.
"What're these scrub gods?"
Gods finally backed off.
Zeus shoved cum deeper, stepping forward.
"Hi. We know each other, right?"
"Fuck first, greet later?!!"
"Heh. Your dad's dying to fuck me, why you acting up?"
"Obvious death by gangbang?!!"
"One more swallow. C'mon? Just one thrust."
One my ass.
Lip service lies.
"Fuck this pisses me off! Kill 'em and fuck!!"
Ares-lookin' constellation yelled.
They could overpower Pomi and Kkubul.
Higher rank, but sheer numbers.
Unless Pomi goddess-modes.
"Hey Pomi! Goddess mode!!"
Pulled constellation seat.
Goddess mode had cooldown, but short.
But...
Pomi looked off?
"Master... I feel sick..."
"Hah? What?"
"Belly keeps gurgling... Can't goddess mode..."
"?"
Belly gurgling?
Aren't you invincible digestion goddess?!!
"Heh. Trouble?"
"Rest if tummy hurts. We'll pamper your hero♡"
"Lemme up!!"
"My turn!!"
Gods charged again.
Kkubul and Pomi overwhelmed by numbers.
Next on my dick: Aphrodite-lookin' one.
"Hngh...! So huge...! Hephaestus's fake dick can't compareee...!!"
"Honey... I'm right here...?"
Splashsplishsplishsplishsplish!!!!
She pistoned wildly.
Dick burning hot.
This real fire pussy...?
Head cool despite pleasure.
Pomi can't goddess.
Kkubul lacks affinity too...
Tomo-tan save us?
"Gendalaru-gun...!"
"This bitch alive too? TS her?"
"No way!!!"
Even ace hero can't handle all these gods.
Hades help?
"Outta the way, pervs! That hero's helping me!"
"Why? We'll give him back."
"Don't kill!"
"No promises?"
But Hades weakened.
Flailing against one Ares.
...Gangrape death end?
No dying here.
Huge shadow blanketed the sky.
"Hm?"
Gods looked up, puzzled.
I followed their gaze.
"M-Master...!"
Pomi in the sky.
More precisely, growing massive.
"H-hey!! Pomi!!! What's happening?!!!"
"Dunno!"
Pomi kept ballooning endlessly.
Like evolving to mega-Pomi.
Did Pomi have this...?
"Wh-what is...?"
So huge now, clouds hid her face.
Her voice matched—destructive.
"MASTER!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!!!!!! CAN'T SEE YOUUUU!!!!!!!!!!"
"Gaaahhh!!!"
All clutched ears.
Constellation ears bled.
Mine too, but pride kept hands off.
Sky shook, massive face appeared.
Pomi's cute face unchanged.
About 20,000x bigger.
"MASTER!!!!! Why'd you shrink?!!!!! Ate something weird?!!!!!!!"
"Hah?"
She grew giant, asks why I shrank...?
You got fucking huge...!
Dunno how, but situation good.
"T-Titan!! Titan invasion!!!"
"Fuck where's a Titan that big?!!"
These perv gods scatterable now.
"Hey Pomi. Handle 'em."
"Bark!!!!!!"
ROOOAAARRRR-!!!
Jet ripping air.
Giant Pomi's hand descending.