Chapter 74
Chapter 74
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 74
Chapter Title: I'm Gonna Thrust into Hades' Scorching Hellfire Pussy So Hard!!! Isn't That a Delicacy You Can Only Taste in Hell?!!!
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Ark Academy was in the thick of final evaluations, a whirlwind of busyness.
Not just the professors—even Vice Head Shin Hye-won barely had a moment to sit down, glued to her prep work.
Knock knock.
"It's Shin Hye-won."
"……."
No response from the Academy Head's office.
'Gone AWOL again?'
Tomo-tan wasn't exactly the diligent type.
On days she didn't feel like working, she'd hole up in her office and pretend not to be there.
'I can sense her presence. Playing hooky, as usual.'
A few professors fell for it, but not Shin Hye-won.
Crack—
She smashed through the locked door.
To her surprise, Kim Taeyang and the Head were both there.
"Hah— hah— Gundaru-gun! Faster…!"
"Uoooh!! This thing's so damn slippery!!! Clinging like slime or something?!!!"
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VR gear on their heads, the two were writhing on the floor.
Shin Hye-won's jaw dropped in shock.
'Virtual sex…?'
They looked just like those folks getting freaky in cyberspace…!
"Gundaru-gun! Tomo-tan's gonna die!!"
"Hey hey! Don't go finishing by yourself, you hear me?!! Urgh!! Urgh!!! Gonna kill ya with these hip thrusts…!!!"
Click.
Shin Hye-won shut the door.
"……."
'What the hell did I just see?'
Were they really doing virtual sex?
Had the Head joined the ranks of sow-level sluts?
But why virtual instead of the real thing?
Questions swirled, but the most baffling was—
'Am I the only one not getting any? Seol Harin's doing it! Cloé's doing it! Even a kid like the Head! Why not me?!!!'
She still hadn't scored her free PT session.
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The moment Tomo-tan and I hit Hell, disaster struck.
Slime-like monsters latched onto us…!
"Hey, kid!! You're the strong one—do something!!!"
"Ubu…?!"
The slime had even invaded Tomo-tan's mouth.
Hero powers weaken in the divine realm.
Even Tomo-tan couldn't handle it.
Unexpected accidents like this popped up a lot during travel.
The game usually skipped them.
Luckily, we had a savior.
"Ooh… the pale darkness of Hell… it's been ages."
It was Hecate.
She poked her head out of my pocket and muttered some curse or whatever.
"I lay upon the flesh of the living the curse of corpse stench, hiding you from the timid black moonlight…."
Slither slither—
The slimes melted away.
Phew. Nearly suffocated.
"Hey, kid."
"……."
No response from Tomo-tan.
Dead?
"Hey hey, kid!!! Answer me?!!! Don't be rude just 'cause you're a brat!!!!"
"Gasp…! Looks like Tomo-tan blacked out for a sec…!!"
She was fine, thankfully.
Even weakened, Tomo-tan was Tomo-tan.
No dying here.
"Dark Wanderer… you alright?"
"Saved by you, old hag."
Hecate was a Hell-born constellation.
To trigger the Charon event, you had to take the Lena route—thanks to her.
"I know this place like the back of my hand, so no worries… I am the goddess birthed in this black Hell…."
Just as she said.
Hell was Hecate's hometown.
As a Greco-Roman deity, she was buddies with Hades too.
"Wanderers. Follow me."
Whoosh—
The ballpoint pen floated ahead, lighting the way.
We trekked through a black forest thick with bones and withered grass behind her.
"Gundaru-gun. Why come to Hell, anyway? Olympus would've netted way stronger constellations!"
"Got someone specific to meet here."
"Who?"
"See for yourself."
Soon we hit the riverbank.
The Acheron River.
The first river souls must cross into Hell.
And the ferryman god helping them? Charon.
"Whoa, a mansion! Whose place?"
A huge estate, as Tomo-tan said.
More like a resort for vacationers…?
Super luxurious—perfect match for my beachside pool set.
Too dark and dreary to feel like a getaway, though….
Anyway.
Two women lounged by the Acheron, tanning.
Sipping drinks, sunglasses on—living the good life.
Hecate flew over.
"Charon… your place got even bigger… jealous…."
"Hm? Hecate? When'd you bail from Hell, and what're you doing here?"
Bobbed hair, prim and reliable vibe.
She looked like a hotshot entrepreneur—Charon herself.
And beside her.
"Lady Hecate? Long time no see! How've you been?"
"Persephone… you're living large too… jealous…."
Persephone.
Hades' wife, Persephone.
But she was with Charon, not Hades.
Why?
Charon, the successful businesswoman, NTR'd her.
"Business boomed since you left Hell…."
"Yup. People keep dying, gotta cross the river to get here, and I'm the only game in town."
Charon was originally the ferryman god.
Charges a toll to ferry souls across.
In , she's tweaked a bit—TS'd female as a constellation, naturally.
No more laborious rowing.
Her new biz model? Simple and clever, explained nicely on the sign by the river.
🛥️ Charon's Duck Boat Rental Shop 🛥️ - Say goodbye to old carved boats! - Pedal-powered cute duck boats ferry you straight to Hell ^^ <Rate Chart>
- 1 min pedal: 1 Bone
- 5 min pedal: 3 Bones
- All 5 Rivers Package: 100 Bones
※ No 2-person rides. Single occupancy only.
※ Collisions with river trash/debris may break duck boats.
※ Boat damage = 500 Bones compensation.
※ IMPORTANT! NO REFUNDS!!!
Charon ran a duck boat rental racket….
At least get some electric boats.
Unfair enough to die, then pedal to death here too?
"Aaaagh! Lady Charon!! The pedals won't turn!!"
A soul midway across yelled from afar.
Charon slurped her drink, replying flatly.
"Add more coins, idiot. Time's up—pedals locked."
"I put in three already! How many more?! I'm broke now!!"
"Sure you put in three? Should last five minutes."
"Feels broken!"
"You didn't pedal hard enough."
"Aaaah! I'm drifting!! Save me!!!"
Charon used some telekinesis to snag the boat and shove the soul into the river.
"Bring 500 Bones next time."
The soul swept away.
Failed souls wander limbo—not Hell or Earth—earning coins through grueling labor, apparently.
"You two! No doubles! Can't read the sign?!"
"S-sorry!"
Charon was strict and ruthless.
Shitty service, endless queue.
People kept dying, and she owned the monopoly.
"Hey. Cheapskate."
"…?"
Charon glared daggers at me.
"Talkin' to me?"
"Hah? Who else whines over pocket change around here?!"
"Whines? Funny guy. Hecate, who's this? Thought he croaked from the stench—still kickin'?"
"This wanderer's my hero… outstanding and reliable…."
"Wasn't your hero a chick? Wait."
Charon finally clocked me, smirking.
"Kim Taeyang or whatever, right? And the Head next to ya?"
Charon rarely left Hell.
Seol Harin's coin was more communicator than her true form.
Still remembered my face, somehow.
Makes sense—unforgettable looks.
"What brings ya here? Hunting in Hell now?"
"Kukuku. Obviously."
"For real? Crazier than I thought. Who ya seducing? Not Hades, I hope?"
"Aah—don't worry. I'm here for you."
"Good…… wait, what the fuck?!"
Face scrunched in threat.
Rumble rumble…!
Her constellation aura swirled black, threatening to devour me.
But who am I?
Kim Taeyang—stripping naked mid-pose to make schoolgirls piss themselves…!
No backing down from this…!!
"Hey, cheapskate. Know your hero's cash flow got cut?"
"C-cut? That rich girl?"
"Don't believe me? Check."
Charon pulled out a coin.
Petite Seol Harin etched on it.
She stirred, conversation starting.
"What's up?"
"Your funding's cut."
"…Word travels fast."
"Why?"
"Corporate finances tanked, they say—but smells like more. I'll handle it soon, so no worries, Lady Constellation."
"Hm… got it. Keep me posted."
Charon flopped back, tanning.
"Hey. Since we're here, just jump ship to me?"
"You loaded? Gotta double Seol Harin's offer. Ditching a hero from that family? Risky for me."
No dice….
Charon was the sleazy tycoon type.
Too shrewd for cheap tricks.
Just testing waters, anyway.
If it worked, great. If not….
Make it work.
⚙ NTR SOLUTION ⚙ ◆ Charon [Bound Hero: Seol Harin] [Relationship with Bound Hero: 64] [Traits: Money Bird, Shady Tycoon, Nouveau Riche] ◆ Solution
+ Charon values her hero's wealth over trust. + Two ways to seduce her. + First: Tempt with massive riches! + But you're broke compared to Seol Harin…. + Second: Impoverish Charon! + Open a rival firm next to hers! + Win the business war, and she'll come running! To steal Charon, smash her monopoly with a business showdown.
Tough event, but I'm a vet…!
All prepped—just execute.
Ruin her biz, tempt with cash, bind her to me!!!
…First, meet Hades since we're in Hell.
His turf—need permits.
Had Hecate rent duck boats.
She paid.
"Hey blondie. Why meet Hades? He's washed up, all frail now. I'm Hell's hotshot. Persephone sticking with me proves it, right?"
"Come on… not in public♡"
Charon groped Persephone.
Both constellations, both female… but they swung lesbian too.
Anyway.
Charon eyed me suspiciously.
"'Cause I wanna fuck her brains out!!! Gonna pound Hades' scorching hellfire pussy so hard!!!! Ain't that a delicacy only in Hell?!!!"
"…Trashy as you look. A Hell god fucked by a human? Could be fun."
Suspicion gone.
Kim Taeyang's lech rep came in handy sometimes?
Via Hecate's connections, Tomo-tan and I boarded duck boats.
"Gundaru-gun. Pedaling ain't easy—might not make Hell…."
"Don't underestimate me, brat…. Urgh!!!"
Padadadadadadadadada—!
"Gasp! Amazing!! Water splashing my face!! But this is straight-up sewage…!!!"
Our boats weren't duds, luckily.
Pedaled hard across all five rivers.
Just the massive Hellgate left.
Problem: the three-headed dog.
"Grrrrrrrrr……!!!"
Cerberus.
The dog constellation guarding Hellgate from the living.
Its three heads chattered.
"Living guy's here! Living meat!!"
"Fresh meat! Mom's snack?"
"Big one's mine!"
"Hog it and I'll tell Mom!"
"Snack! Snack! Snack!!"
"Meatmeatmeatmeatmeat!!!!"
Drooling spectacle was terrifying.
Not that I'm a wuss.
5m monster drooling to eat you—who wouldn't freak?
Named boss, 7-star too.
Hecate not goddess-formed yet; Tomo-tan's constellation stayed hands-off.
One slip, and chow time.
"Dark Wanderer… Cerberus won't talk… even my savior can't help this time…."
"Hey. Quit underestimating me?"
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Easy pass method, though.
"This mutt's nothing next to my super cute pet?!!!"
Summoned Pomi with hero power.
Poof— smoke billowed.
Goddess-form Pomi appeared, hugging me.
"Master!"
Goddess state brief.
Still cute constellation.
Dunno if to Cerberus….
"Hey Pomi. Know this guy?"
"Woof?"
Eyes met.
Cerberus barked madly—woof woof!
No chain to Hellgate? Would've charged and split us.
"New dog? You a constellation too?"
"Woof woof!!"
Pomi approached slow, sniffing.
Cerberus sniffed hard too.
Sniff—
Sniff sniff—
Sniff-off ensued.
Circling butts.
Pomi stopped, snorting.
"Dog academy grad?"
"Woof…?"
Dog Academy.
School for some dog constellations here.
Irrelevant to players—passable lore.
But I knew one thing.
"What class?"
"……!"
Dog Academy's boot camp was hellish…!!!
"Answer. What class?"
"Woof……."
Cerberus.
All six eyes trembled.