Chapter 69
Chapter 69
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 69
Chapter Title: Hey. Can't You Hear It? The Sow Mother-Daughter's Wombs Trembling?
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Kim Tae-gun, president of a loan shark company with nationwide gangster roots.
A celebrity rumored to party every day of the year with the beauties he seizes from debtors.
That's the man who's my father.
But I could've sworn he said he'd washed his hands of that life?
He's still a gangster?!
"Hey, Dad!!"
I called him right away.
Blasting music and women's moans poured out through the speaker.
-Oh, son! What's up... nya?!
-Squelch!
"Dad, what the hell?! I ran into some villains, and they're talking about you!!"
-Kuhahaha!! Hey! Is the legend of this body still echoing through the back alleys?! These villain punks act all high and mighty, but they're nothing... nya?!
-Squelch!
"Hah...? Legend...?"
A bad feeling was creeping in.
Kim Tae-gun wasn't just some gangster, apparently.
What if he was an Awakener with a Constellation too...?
There was nothing like that online, but hero abilities and Constellations were usually classified secrets anyway.
In Kim Tae-gun's case, he'd be a villain, not a hero... .
"No way you're still active as a villain, right?"
-As if! I just lend money to villains too... da!!
-Squelch!!
Kim Tae-gun was the president of a loan company now, so lending money wasn't weird.
But if the clients were villains, that could be a problem.
-Hey, son. You in Seoul or something?
"Yeah- just stopped by for a friend."
-Hey!!!! You should've contacted your dad first... nya?!
-Squelch!!!
These lewd noises had been coming through the speaker for a while now.
Was this psycho dad fucking 24/7, 365 days a year?
"I was gonna head back quick anyway, no time to meet up."
-That's not what I mean!!! Seoul's atmosphere is off right now!! That villain Crocodile might go on a rampage soon!!!! Even if you're my son, wandering around without guards is danger... nya?!
-Squelch!!!
There was no official villain alert in Seoul yet.
Which meant Kim Tae-gun's intel was off the books.
"Hey. How do you even know about that?"
A foreboding scent tickled my nose.
Maybe Crocodile and Kim Tae-gun were connected?
If so, I might have to beat my own dad...!
Kim Taeyang!!!
Evolving into a world-class bastard?!
-I'm hunting that guy too!! He hasn't paid back my money... kka!!!!
-Squelch...!!!
Not accomplices, then.
Good... .
-Squelch! Squelch!
But seriously, was this old man taking the call or fucking?
It's annoying as hell!!
"Dad. When you're on the phone, focus on the damn phone."
-You bastard─────!!!!
"?"
-You aren't even getting laid, and you call me like that?!
"???"
-You always fuck first before calling!!! If you're not mid-fuck when the phone rings, you shove it in the nearest available fleshlight and then pick up!!! It was our father-son promise... nya?! A call without a woman's ragged breaths isn't worth shit... go!!!!
"......"
I'm drained... .
Better stay away from Kim Tae-gun... .
"Ah- I was fucking. Anyway, something urgent came up, gotta hang up."
-Right, son!!! Keep it rock hard!!! Kuhahaha!!
I wrapped up the call roughly and headed to the villains.
"Hey. You're Crocodile's underlings, right?"
"Uh, no?"
"Hah? Spill it straight! Before I call my dad!! Huh?!?!"
"Sorry...!"
"Where's the bastard now?"
"......"
The villains exchanged uneasy glances.
Looked like the Crocodile event was already underway.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ Jung Yoon-ah needed a talk.
Seol Harin too.
Or maybe a fight.
"You wanna be a sow? A sow?! After I raised you how?! Whose daughter are you?! You gonna tarnish my name like that?!"
"I'm not Mom's daughter, I'm Seol Harin! What did you do to my friends and Master?!"
"Enough with that 'Master' crap...!"
Jung Yoon-ah was driving.
She had a packed schedule and somewhere to be ASAP.
Couldn't put off the talk, so she figured she'd settle it while giving Seol Harin a ride.
She was driving herself to avoid the embarrassment.
No matter how trustworthy Manager Kim was, she didn't want him hearing this.
"I gave you everything you wanted! What's the problem? If you'd just listened half as much as Hae-jung...!"
Oh shit.
Her anger had boiled over, clouding her judgment for a sec.
"...Sorry for that."
"Let me out."
"Harin. I'm worried about you. You have dreams, right? Becoming the world's greatest swordswoman with the title of Next Sword Saint."
"My only dream now is to be Master's wife."
"What the hell does that even-"
BOOOOM────!!!
"!"
The car flipped out of nowhere.
A truck had barreled into them.
"Mom...?"
Jung Yoon-ah was out cold.
Seol Harin was bleeding from her head too.
'It's noisy outside... This ain't a normal accident!'
Seol Harin's hunch was spot on.
As she crawled from the wrecked sedan and drew her sword,
A villain with a crocodile head stood before her.
He clutched the bloodied Manager Kim in one hand.
"Found you. Prey."
"Ugh...?!"
S-rank villain Crocodile.
He'd ambushed during the crash chaos and subdued Seol Harin.
Sacks were thrown over the mother and daughter's heads.
They were tossed in the trunk and carted off somewhere.
A bit later.
When the sacks came off, they were bound in what looked like an abandoned factory.
Crocodile loomed over the duo, axes in both hands.
Jung Yoon-ah yelled desperately.
"It's money, right?! I'll wire it now, just let us go!"
"Tell me where the Crown of Immortality is stored."
"Wh-what crown?"
The Crown of Immortality was an artifact.
A legendary one the Samgeun Group had supposedly bought at a world auction.
But that was bullshit.
Samgeun never bought it.
Whoosh!
Crocodile swung his axe.
The blade so sharp it sheared off Seol Harin's hair in one stroke.
"Next is your right arm. Where's the Crown of Immortality?"
"W-wait! Fine! Not in Seoul! It's in the provinces!"
"Where in the provinces?"
"Busan!"
"Why Busan?"
"That's... uh... ."
"Lies."
"No!"
Whish!
The axe blade flew without mercy.
True to his name, Crocodile was reptilian.
No emotion in slicing people.
But Seol Harin's arm didn't come off.
Bang!!
She'd broken free and escaped.
"You. Look like you'd split soft if I buried this axe in you. But you've got some strength."
"Of course. I'm a sword psycho."
"Hm?"
Shhwick!
Seol Harin drew her sword from sub-space.
She faced Crocodile, radiating killing intent.
The blazing sword aura made even him step back.
Crocodile took a stance too, creating distance.
"Living up to the Next Sword Saint name."
He knew her nickname at least.
She was the target's daughter, but Seol Harin was famous anyway.
"But you're still a student... . If you know my name, you know this is reckless."
One thing Crocodile didn't know.
In the past few months, the girl called Next Sword Saint had become someone else entirely.
"I'm not the Next Sword Saint."
"Then what are you?"
Whish!
Her sword moved crisply.
Her severed hair trailed behind belatedly.
The blade tip locked dead-on at Crocodile, steady as rock.
"I'm the first sow of Taeyang Ranch."
Killing intent flashed in her eyes.
"The woman who'll one day be Master's wife."
"?"
Weird intro, but that didn't matter.
What mattered was her battle spirit was real.
"So I can't lose to a villain like you...!"
"!"
Clang!
Weapons clashed, sparks flying.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ "Everyone back off! The villain's holding hostages!"
An abandoned factory near Seoul.
Cops, heroes on emergency dispatch, and rubberneckers buzzed around.
The S-rank heroes who'd just arrived headed to the bloody Manager Kim.
"Senior Kim Woo-hyun! What the hell happened?!"
"Crocodile. Caused a crash, then kidnapped the chairwoman and young miss."
"Let's go in now."
"No. He's activated 'Crocodile Mire'."
Crocodile Mire was a barrier.
So potent even S-rank heroes couldn't charge in.
"His mire is lethal. No telling what debuff it'll hit you with."
The mire inflicted random status curses.
Bad enough that rushing in blind could kill you.
Reason Crocodile was S-rank.
"So what now? We can't just wait."
"Called for backup. A hero resistant to all status effects who can solo Crocodile."
"Who?"
"Yokozawa Tomoe. Ark's Academy Head."
Tomoe boarded her private jet right away.
Still, it'd take 30+ minutes to arrive.
No telling what could happen before then.
"Damn. If only we'd stopped it... ."
Manager Kim's fists shook.
The heroes around him consoled him.
Right then.
"H-hey? No approaching! No approaching!!"
"Senior! Get out of the way!!"
Crash!
A sedan smashed through the barricade.
Click.
A hulking guy stepped out the driver's side.
Blond hair, ripped muscles, gross piercings.
"Hey! This ride's suspension is killer!! Fucking sweet car!!"
That was me, Kim Taeyang.
"Wh-what the hell are you?!"
"Hah? Forgot my name already, goldfish?!?!"
My gravelly roar echoed.
The heroes started whispering.
"...That guy's a villain, right?"
"H-he's real! Saw him on the wanted list!"
"It's the murder maniac Choi Deok-bae?!"
"Nah! Finger Crusher Yoo Hyuk-jung!!"
"I saw it clear! Serial rapist Na Kang-hyun!!"
Were there really that many villains who looked like me...?!
"......"
Thinking it over, I nodded.
Actual vicious criminals did kinda look like Kim Taeyang... .
You know, extras all have generic faces.
Game devs weren't half-assed after all... .
"Hey. All shut up. I'm crossing the barrier."
"?"
I strode toward the factory like it was nothing.
"Kim Taeyang! Don't come any closer!! It's a barrier with unknown curses!!"
Manager Kim's warning.
Very reasonable.
'Crocodile Mire' inflicted random curses.
It could incinerate you,
infect you with deadly poison,
or trigger an explosion turning a 10km radius to ash.
That was the lore, anyway.
But I'd never seen 'Crocodile Mire' randomize once.
Talk random, always the same.
Half-assed as expected... .
"You have any idea what a nuisance your bluffing is causing, you punk ass!!"
Bloody Manager Kim.
He finally blocked my path.
"Hey. Not a bluff."
No explaining to convince heroes.
Just show 'em.
"Can't you hear it, asshole?"
"Hear what?"
Step.
I closed in on him.
Then a sucker gut punch...!
Thud...!
"Guhk...?"
"The sow mother-daughter's wombs trembling all the way here!! Aang?!?!"
"W-wombs...?"
Thump.
Manager Kim was already messed up, so one punch dropped him.
Problem was the S-rank heroes gathered here.
"That psycho...?!"
"Told you he was a villain!!"
"Grab that fucker!!"
"Kill him!!"
Heroes charged me.
Hands in pockets, I hopped lightly.
"Hup!"
Leg muscles that could 1-ton jump squat got me inside the barrier in one leap.
And at the same time, my dick went stiff!
Throb...! Pulsate...!!
Barrier effect.
Not just some erection debuff.
See the S-rank heroes following me in.
"Ohhh!?"
"C-cumming...!!"
"Eut♡ Haaht...♡ Nngook♡"
"Goodgoodgoodgoodgooood...!!! Cumming agaaain♡"
This barrier triggers orgasm debuff on heroes.
Doesn't stop at one—keeps going till you pass out.
"Kuh...! Kim Taeyang!!"
Outside the barrier.
Manager Kim yelled with a twisted face.
"H-how...! Why're you fine...?!"
"Ah- this body controls ejaculation at will."
"?"
Lie, obviously.
Even Kim Taeyang can't defy biology.
I prepped before arriving.
Goddess of Witchcraft Hecate.
I cursed myself with her stigmata.
Curse content:
-I become bored.
Curse hit hard, so mire's forced orgasm did jack.
"Bro. Suck a finger or something over there? Your boss lady's getting wrecked by these fat fingers? Kekeke."
"Kuh... Damn... ."
Left the climaxing heroes behind and entered the factory.
Clang!
Fight already raging inside.
Seol Harin.
Holding her own like expected.
In canon, first-semester Harin couldn't match Crocodile.
No Constellation either, should've been done already.
But now her strength stat was abnormally high.
Slash!
"Kuh...!"
Was gonna watch a bit to let her grow... .
But seeing her hurt pissed me off, and I kicked the door down.
"Hey hey!!!! You crazy hurting my sow?!?! Huh?!?! Begging to go to jail for property damage?!?!?!"
Crocodile turned.
His face full of questions.
Probably wondering how I pierced the barrier.
Seol Harin beamed.
"You...! Knew you'd come!"
"Hey. Don't get mushy over the obvious. More importantly... you hurt bad?"
"Not really... ugh...!"
She clutched her side.
Shallow gash, but bleeding heavy.
"Pissing me off, you croc-headed fuck... ."
Reunion joy could wait.
"Dunno how you broke the barrier, but I'll chop you too. You look chewy."
Crocodile spun his axes, advancing.
His feminized Constellation at his back.
"Hey Pomi. Ready?"
"Master!"
I had feminized Pomi too, of course.
"Constellation Seat."
"Master? What's this? My body's itchy!"
Constellation Seat evolves feminized Constellations again.
Called 'Goddessfication,' leagues beyond feminization.
"Hey croc-head. Was gonna beat you lightly, but changed my mind."
"Hm?"
"I'm killing you. Not kidding."
Fwoosh!
Pomi engulfed in massive light.
Worlds apart from feminization's lame smoke.
Her look and speech changed huge too.
"How long since I regained my power... ."
Deeper blue eyes.
Eerie glow.
Outfit still slutty.
Flashier than bikini though.
Above all, huge claws on her hands.
Sharp enough to shred anything.
"Master. Who do I kill?"
Pomi asked coolly.
No trace of her cutesy voice.
"Ah- that one."
Pointed at Crocodile's Constellation.
He looked rattled.
Clack.
Pomi approached her.
Eerie smile on her lips.
"Wait 3 seconds."