Chapter 63
Chapter 63
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 63
Chapter Title: I Want to Drink Taeyang's Pee Until My Belly's Bloated...
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"Le-Lena. What do you mean by holy water? Logically speaking, there's no way we could drink something like purified urine..."
"That's exactly what makes it so great!"
"?"
Urine, so that's what makes it better?
For Seol Ha-jeong, it was incomprehensible.
The answer came from Kim Taeyang instead.
"This island doesn't get much rain."
"We can just find fresh water to drink, right?"
"Hey. If you wanna become that parasite bitch's wife, be my guest. Heh."
Seawater had the salt problem.
Fresh water had contamination issues.
Compared to that, cleanly purified urine was practically holy water!
"Hey, incompetent sow. Don't be too disappointed. Beg for more piss, and I'll give you some."
"Unlike fresh water, it's pure and uncontaminated urine from Lord Taeyang...! I want to receive it and drink it right now...!"
"Ugh! Chairman sow, you beg for piss too...!"
"......"
Seol Ha-jeong knew Kim Taeyang purified fresh water for himself to drink.
'He's deliberately only giving us purified urine... Gaslighting us...!'
His scheme was obvious.
But to survive, she had no choice.
She had to beg Kim Taeyang for his piss.
"Taeyang-ssi. Please. Give me a chance to drink your purified urine."
"Hey! Make it more vulgar!!"
Seol Ha-jeong said it straight, her voice stripped down to the bone.
"I want to drink Taeyang-ssi's pee until my belly's bloated..."
"Kekeke. Not bad—you've got some potential as a sow. Ugh! Gotta piss all of a sudden! I'll bring it right over!!"
"......"
Kim Taeyang left.
Seol Ha-jeong let out a sigh and apologized to Lena.
For now, she just wanted to get past this.
"Lena. I acted rashly."
"I'm sorry for getting mad too. But I hope this never happens again."
"Yeah. Sorry."
They made up quickly.
But the awkward atmosphere didn't lift easily.
Proof of that: they didn't exchange a single word until bedtime.
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Rustle.
She lay down in the cramped hut.
Maybe because she hadn't eaten all day, sleep wouldn't come.
Lena's words kept circling in her head.
-Chairwoman! Are you insane?!
'I haven't heard Lena talk casually since we first met.'
Seol Ha-jeong, Lena, and Kuma were classmates.
Even so, Lena and Kuma treated her like an adult—polite speech was part of it.
It wasn't something Seol Ha-jeong had ordered.
Lena had started it first, and Kuma had followed.
So she'd thought it was fine if Lena dropped the formalities.
But she hadn't wanted it to happen in such an emotional way.
'Lena's trust in me is broken. I'll comfort her tonight, and starting tomorrow, I'll listen to her more. It'll take me time to adjust too.'
With her thoughts sorted, Seol Ha-jeong spoke carefully.
"Sorry about today. I was stubborn. You got here first—I should've listened to you..."
"......"
No reply.
Just steady breathing sounds.
Lena was probably asleep.
'No helping it.'
Seol Ha-jeong let go of her lingering thoughts and closed her eyes.
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On the boundary between consciousness and unconsciousness.
A faint voice swirled faintly by her ear.
"Chairwoman. You asleep?"
She tried to respond, but drowsiness overpowered her.
As tension slipped away again,
Swoosh—
Lena sat up.
She moved carefully so as not to wake Seol Ha-jeong and slipped out of the hut.
'Lena? Where's she going...?'
Thanks to that, Seol Ha-jeong woke up too and sat up.
With a bad feeling, she peeked her head out.
"!"
Lena was in front of Kim Taeyang's hut.
They exchanged some words, and soon she went inside.
'What are they doing alone? No way...'
Seol Ha-jeong decided to wait for Lena to come out.
An hour passed.
Two hours.
Three hours.
Lena didn't return.
'Lena...'
Vivid images of Lena giving her body to Kim Taeyang.
What else would a young man and woman do alone at night?
'Since when...'
Seol Ha-jeong clenched her fists tight.
Crashing fatigue and betrayal.
Smeared all over her body, she was dragged into nightmares.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ "Hey, hey. Not so tight."
"Ugh! Sorry..."
"Hurry up and finish so you can get out. I need to sleep too."
"Almost done..."
Lena had come to my hut.
We weren't doing anything too wild.
She was repairing the frame of my house.
My hut was wide with a high ceiling for a dugout, so it had multiple layered frames.
I tied cords at each joint, but I needed to check the loose knots periodically.
It felt risky for me to climb up there—might break—so I'd left it to Lena.
Honestly, the repetitive work was a hassle anyway.
In exchange, she got a few sweet potatoes.
"Kekeke. You actually wash those panties and wear 'em?"
I was lying in bed, just enjoying the view of Lena's panties.
"O-Of course..."
"Only one pair though—no time to dry it?"
"That's why I skip days every other time."
"Hey! So tomorrow's no-panties day?!!"
"......"
Still, Lena was better than Seol Ha-jeong or Cloé.
If it were them, they'd have stripped naked ages ago...
Might even try to pull off mine...
I kept enjoying the nice view.
"How's it going with the chairman sow?"
"Not great. She's capable, but stubborn in all the wrong ways."
"Isn't she the sow you wanted most?"
"She was."
Every time Lena spoke, her ass jiggled.
Feels like I'm talking to her butt.
"Already regretting it?"
"Today she chased a rabbit and fell flat. Told her bare hands won't cut it, but she wouldn't listen."
That was the start.
Lena poured out all her pent-up complaints to me.
"Insisted on building the house first and wrecked her condition for nothing. Keeps yapping about corporate management like some old fart..."
"Corporate talk on a deserted island? For real? What a riot!! Kekeke."
"Right?! This place is nothing like society. She still thinks she's the chaebol heiress and student council president. Zero grasp on reality."
With that, Lena clamped her mouth shut.
Probably realized she'd gone too far even for herself.
Good sign for me!
"Hey, incompetent sow."
"Yeah?"
"Sleeping in that cramped spot suck?"
"Obviously."
"How 'bout it? Wanna crash here one night?"
"R-Really?"
Lena's voice perked up.
Most energetic I'd heard all day.
"Just head back to your hut early morning. Chairman sow might get sad, but whatever. Kekeke."
Work done, Lena climbed down.
She fussed around pointlessly for a bit, then lay down next to me.
"Then I'll borrow the spot for a few hours."
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ Kim Taeyang, Lena, Seol Ha-jeong.
Even their survival story had developed its clichés.
"Lena. How about morning meetings? Even companies set daily goals in the AM for efficiency..."
"Spend that time checking the shellfish traps instead."
"......"
Words that would've been gospel outside.
But on the island, they fell flat.
Seol Ha-jeong had been reduced to a nagging hag.
"Not some old geezer—it's exhausting."
"You talking to me?"
"Talking to myself. I treat all casual speech like self-talk."
Lena was subtly dropping formalities.
Her tone growing pricklier by the day.
Come afternoon, Lena's persuasion kicked in.
"Taeyang caught an octopus today. Says he'll boil it up for sashimi."
"Sounds delicious."
"If the chairwoman had just apologized, I'd have shared some."
Subtly urging her to bend the knee to Kim Taeyang.
"Want some octopus? I'll catch it for you."
"How?"
"Well..."
Seol Ha-jeong had always gotten along well with people since she was young.
She figured her natural charisma drew them in, and the social skills from her CEO mom helped her handle them.
But this situation was a first for her.
'I'm so useless... nothing I say lands...'
She'd thought she was a cut above everyone else, but that was arrogance.
Surviving on a deserted island mattered experience and knowledge more than raw smarts.
Kim Taeyang had prepared in advance,
and Lena had picked up some of his know-how.
Compared to them, Seol Ha-jeong was a total greenhorn.
"Chairwoman. Just accept it. Two of us can't even survive here, let alone escape."
"I believe in our strength. We've cleared dungeons multiple times."
"That was when we could use mana... Sigh. Just apologize to Taeyang already. What's so hard?"
She didn't think she had anything to apologize for.
If anything, she deserved one.
'That bastard stole my little sister...!'
A reason she couldn't voice to Lena.
"Lena. Still don't get it? He's planning to take Lady Hecate completely from you."
"What good does saying that now? I couldn't offer an artifact to her anyway."
"What about his sexual harassment? Calling you a sow and all that—you okay living with it?"
"If that's what makes him happy."
"...?"
Seol Ha-jeong was a bit thrown by that resolute attitude.
Lena's expression turned deadly serious.
Eyes without even 1% doubt—indistinguishable from madness.
"Chairwoman. Snap out of it. Two women can't do jack. Women need a man's protection. That's the law."
"You're the one who needs to wake up. Kim Taeyang brainwashed you."
"It's not brainwashing! It's what I think! Women are weak, men are strong! And Kim Taeyang's the strongest of them all...!"
Suddenly Lena's breathing grew ragged.
Her eyes gleamed with some unknowable light.
"W-We can train too. Build muscle, learn skills, adapt to the island a bit more—"
"No way! Still chasing that female CEO pipe dream?!! This is a deserted island!!! A woman alone can barely pick fruit!!! Even that needs a man's help!!! Girls can do nothing."
"Without a man."
That's what Lena was saying.
"Women have to receive a man's seed. That's a woman's role—nature's fate for us."
"......"
That ironclad attitude.
Overpowered, Seol Ha-jeong couldn't even interject.
"Keep that in mind."
Lena turned and headed to camp.
Seol Ha-jeong followed helplessly.
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Rustle—
At night, Lena predictably slipped out of the hut.
She didn't even check if Seol Ha-jeong was asleep anymore.
"Lena. Where you going?"
"Bathroom."
She knew it was a lie.
Still, Seol Ha-jeong could do nothing.
Soon, girlish giggles echoed from his hut.
'What's so funny?'
Kim Taeyang and Lena.
Their happiness felt worlds away from Seol Ha-jeong.
'Are they talking behind my back?'
Thinking about it, that was probably the only topic they had.
What other "events" were there on a deserted island?
'To them, I must look like a total idiot...'
Plus, Seol Ha-jeong knew it herself.
The student council president reduced to a useless woman.
How juicy that gossip must be.
"......"
She sat up and hugged her knees.
This damn island didn't even have a doll or pillow to hold.
She felt utterly alone in the world.
She didn't look forward to morning.
She wanted to go back to before the dungeon.
She was so exhausted now, she wanted to abandon everything and leave.
But.
Seol Ha-jeong had never learned to lose.
"Worth a shot..."
She pulled a blade from her backpack.
Kiiing—
The knife's metallic scrape sounded like a beast's growl.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ I'd been waiting for day 20.
The reason?...
The limited-time box had a portable battery in it!
I'd scoured all the footage I'd collected!
Gonna binge all night!!
"Ahahaha."
Lena plopped down naturally beside me to watch the sitcom.
"Hey. Laugh quieter? Your chairwoman'll hear."
"She's asleep, so it's fine. Hurry, next episode!"
I'd figured a girl who rarely laughed wouldn't dig this stuff.
Deserted island magic?
Lena was over the moon with sitcoms on that tiny smartphone.
Her laughter was even lifting my mood.
Funny shit's better shared.
"Why not bring the chairman sow? Coulda shown her a sitcom at least."
"That stubborn mule... Useless and won't listen."
"Kekeke. Heart fully turned?"
"Just being in the same space makes me sigh... Next ep!"
"Hey, hey. Don't whine. Insult the student council and chairman sow, then I'll play it."
"Student council? Forgot those losers exist. Seol Ha-jeong, that young hag. Talks like a damn potato. Chokes me up just looking at her. I curse the whole student council...!"
No hesitation in Lena's words.
"Hey! You traitor bitch feel zero guilt now?!! What a riot?!!"
That was when.
Crack—!
The wooden door shattered.
Seol Ha-jeong had kicked it in.
"Taeyang-ssi."
"Hah? What the hell are you doing?! Don't wreck someone else's house!!!"
Seol Ha-jeong showed off knife throws and catches.
The blade danced between her fingers.
"If you're the king of this island, then I'll be the challenger."
"What bullshit is that?"
Crunch!
She slammed the knife into the wooden wall.
"I challenge you to a duel. Knife fighting. If I lose, I'll be your slave. But if I win..."
Her expression chilled cold.
Her gaze looking down at me sharp as a blade.
"Then I'll be the queen of this island."
A duel, huh...
I get she's pissed,
but can she handle it?
With that slender body...?