Chapter 51
Chapter 51
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 51
Chapter Title: Let's Go, Honey Butts~
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“Whoa~ Super cute female slender dragon spotted☆”
I'd thought of testing the waters by hunting a bone dragon.
I was curious if it would even work on a summoned beast that had an owner.
Right as I was about to drop my full hunting line...
Tomo-tan popped up out of nowhere and butted in.
“Heeeeh?! You smashed the dojo?! How much budget will it take to fix it?!”
She seemed utterly shocked.
Her tone implied the collapsed dojo was way more serious than some bone dragon.
With the Academy Head showing up, Seol Ha-jeong regained her composure.
“...Sorry, Academy Head. I got a little carried away.”
“How much budget will it take to fix it...?!!!”
“As student council president, I shouldn't have let it get this far...”
“How much budget will it take to fix it...?!!!!!!!”
“I'll take responsibility for the dojo. I'll make sure the group sponsors plenty to cover it.”
“No injuries, right? Tomo-tan always cheers for President Sheep!”
Childish as ever, Tomo-tan.
Shaking at the thought of the budget—she was a full-fledged adult, through and through.
“Schoolarya van Bludos. Return to hell.”
King?
The problem was the bone dragon.
It ignored Seol Ha-jeong's command and whipped its head around.
Tsk tsk.
I'd figured as much.
Forcing a summon like a bone dragon meant it wouldn't listen.
Kieeeek!!!
Whoosh—whoosh—
The thing started rampaging again.
“Uwaaak!”
“We're seriously gonna die!!”
“Run!!”
The terrified students scattered in a panic.
But I was a man ruled by pride...!
Even if it killed me, no running...!!!
Fuck, I'm scared...!!!
Seol Ha-jeong looked pretty rattled too, shouting with a grave expression.
“Schoolarya! Get back now! You trying to break your contract with Charon?!”
You could summon on a whim, but what came after? Your responsibility.
That was the trap of summoning magic.
Kiii! Kiik!
The bone dragon suddenly shoved its face right up to me.
This giant lizard skull popping up in my face nearly gave me a heart attack, but I held firm without even reaching into my pocket.
“Hah? You startled me.”
Just some throwaway line...
My body was full of bravado...!
Then the bone dragon did something weird...
Rub rub—
It was rubbing that germ-riddled skeletal crotch all over me...!
Kiik—♡ Kii♡
No hunting line dropped, and the dragon was already acting all cutesy.
Wait... was I...
Getting reverse-hunted by a bone dragon?!?!
What the hell about me did it like so much?!
“Wh-what's going on?”
“Kim Taeyang stole the bone dragon!!”
“Summoning it was crazy enough, but he stole it...?”
“That guy's really our grade...?”
The students jumping to wild conclusions on their own.
Either way, this bone factory waiting to spawn a new COVID variant needed handling.
Good thing Tomo-tan was right there.
“Bone buddy! Just called hell! Hades-chan says come back?”
Kiii?
“For realz. Here's the KakaoTalk~”
What Tomo-tan held out was a smartphone.
Well, technically a constellation shaped like one.
Hades-chan: Haa. Hades-chan: Charon's gone too far... Hades-chan: Asked him not to bring Schoolarya... Hades-chan: Tell it if it doesn't come back now, I'm deleting its Helstagram account ㅡㅡ
Kiiiiik...?!!
Rumble rumble—
The bone dragon checked the chat and collapsed instantly.
Yokozawa Tomoe.
Messenger of the gods.
A cheat skill worthy of the Academy Head.
In the game, she joined as a companion and turned useless...
Anyway.
The commotion ended.
No point stealing the bone dragon now.
Seol Ha-jeong was the summoner—I couldn't just do whatever.
No rush anyway.
Her summons would all be mine soon enough.
“Sorry, Academy Head. Caused you trouble.”
“It's fine! We got sponsorship!”
Seol Ha-jeong bowed deeply in apology.
She waved at me.
“Sorry for today. Change your mind, come find me. I'll date you anytime.”
“Hah?”
That insolent sow...
Acting all slick with guys despite being a virgin. Infuriating.
When she turns into a proper sow, I'll fuck her and Seol Harin sister-bowl style till they pass out...
“Hey, sow. You okay?”
“......”
Seol Harin looked a bit deflated.
Seeing the usually haughty girl like this was kinda pitiful.
“Don't go anywhere alone for a bit. Stick by this body.”
“Thanks... I'll pack up and head to your dorm tonight...”
“?”
Harin...
What did that mean...?
*
Kuma, freshly beaten by Kim Taeyang.
Took hours to calm her startled womb.
'Always squealing at random... finally settling down.'
A dick-thrust that made her realize she was female.
Her womb quivered at the memory alone.
Still, Kuma hadn't fallen.
Sane now, time for duty.
-Since you're buddy-buddy with Kim Taeyang, mind checking out the ranch?
Student council president Seol Ha-jeong's request.
Problem: Not close enough to ask for a ranch tour.
Especially since they were rivals.
No way he'd just agree.
Thus.
Kuma decided to use her head.
“Hey. Sung-chul.”
“Huh? Kuma?”
Kuma grabbed a passing classmate.
“Can I ask something?”
“Of course...!”
The guy blushed just from her talking to him.
She felt her feminine pride swell.
Emboldened, Kuma whispered in his ear.
“Sung-chul... wanna fuck me?”
“Wh-what?! Did you just say fuck?! With me?!!!”
“No, idiot! Calm down!”
“S-sorry...”
“Hypothetically. If I said let's fuck, would you?”
The guy nodded furiously, snorting.
“Obviously...!”
“Ahem. Got it. Scram.”
“?”
Sending her friend off, Kuma checked a mirror.
'Damn, I got pretty... even I'm shocked... maybe Ark's top beauty now... heh.'
Sudden status or wealth changes breed arrogance.
Like a nouveau riche strutting, Kuma's ego swelled from her makeover.
'Seduce Kim Taeyang, uncover the ranch truth. Tease with my body just enough? Show me the ranch, get my first time... something like that. I don't care much about virginity anyway!'
Squeal—♡
Her womb thrashed way too hard for that claim.
Then.
“Idiot.”
A voice snapping like it read her mind.
“Hah? Lena?”
It was the student council's mask girl, Lena.
“Why the attitude outta nowhere?!”
“You were thinking something stupid.”
“Haaa?! No I wasn't!!”
“Your face says it all. Honey trap, right?”
“H-how...?!”
“Guessed. Nailed it.”
“You little...!”
To quick-witted Lena, predicting Kuma's thoughts was child's play.
That's why she disliked Kuma.
Annoyingly simple creature.
“Drop the dumb ideas. You're prettier, sure, but not a knockout.”
“Ugh... r-really.”
Caught out, Kuma scratched her head.
“I made a plan.”
“Plan...?”
“Kidnap one of Taeyang Ranch's sows. You disguise as her, play livestock for a day.”
“Kidnap?! Hey, you serious?!”
“Already done.”
“That's not righteous!!”
Grip—!
Kuma grabbed Lena's collar.
She was genuinely pissed.
Lena was the type who'd creepily bullied Seol Ha-jeong before.
Still hadn't kicked the habit, scheming shady stuff like this.
“Yelling won't help. President approved it.”
“Bull! Someone as righteous and loyal as her wouldn't okay something this dirty!!”
“Hah. Kuma, you're such a moron... President's not 'righteous.' She's coldly calculating.”
“Hah? Now slandering the president?!”
“Slandering?”
Shove!
Lena shook her off and shot back fiercely.
“That's why I follow her. No one's as smart.”
Their personalities shaped why they followed Seol Ha-jeong differently.
Kuma admired her kindness and loyalty.
Lena, her cool-headed strategy.
Still, their shared idol kept them friends.
Lena pulled papers from her pocket.
“Approved op sheet. No time—start now.”
Kuma crumpled it after checking the stamp.
“Tch...! Fine this time...! Pull shady shit like this again, I'll kill you!! Got it?!”
“Sure you will.”
Kuma followed Lena.
Ranch infiltration op: go.
*
“Any sore pigs?”
“None!”
“Report anything unusual.”
“Low-grade boar pig Kim An-kyung! I lost my livestock tag by accident...!”
“I'll make a new one. But penalty. Demoted to subpar boar pig for the day.”
“Urk... Sorry...!”
“Reply with honey.”
“Honey...!”
Some fifty students lined up.
All sporting livestock tags, ramrod straight.
After school: roll call kicked off ranch activities.
Lead sow Seol Harin checked issues.
Voluntary subpar sow Cloé Maiden led PT.
Star tutor boar pig Kim An-kyung prepped for midterms.
Then disband.
Me, Seol Harin, Cloé to the home gym for evening workout—then the endless day ended.
Why so intense?
These fuckers were total trash-tier.
'Skills and grades so shit, they might flunk out after first semester...!'
Not just tagged 'subpar pigs'—they were legit bottom-barrel!
And this was after weeding out the worst!!
Ark's brutal merit system.
Flunked students got expelled end of term.
To keep livestock, had to manage minimum grades.
“Hm...?”
Scanning during roll call, something felt off.
That girl... what was her name?
“Hey! You there!”
“M-me?!”
“Not you, the one behind!!”
She jumped, then shot her hand up.
“S-subpar sow pig Marina!”
Ah, right. Marina.
But why the weird vibe?
Felt off, so I used a skill.
⚙ NTR SOLUTION ⚙ ◆ Kuma Rodriguez
Marina my ass?! You're Kuma!!!
What the fuck you sneaking in like a rat for?!
“You. Got a problem?”
No one else noticed—except me.
Impeccable disguise.
Some stigma...?
“Hm. Fine. Proceed.”
Seol Harin nodded and continued roll call.
Kuma's reason for sneaking in? Obvious.
Student council orders.
I'd leave her be.
Ranch activities would boost favor anyway.
⚔ NTR SOLUTION ⚔ ◆ Kuma Rodriguez [Loyal Hero: Seol Ha-jeong] [Relation to Loyal Hero: 77] [Relation to You: 41] [Traits: Exercise Addict, Gullible] ◆ Solution + Kuma feels affection toward you! + But still doubts your morality... + She's a simpleminded justice nut! + Prove your integrity to win her heart!
Kuma's portrayed as simple, sometimes oblivious.
Righteous and bullheaded too.
Perfect match for Ark's purest, most moral, go-getter me...!
Wondering what we do at the ranch?
Look all you want!!
Nothing to hide!!!
...Except actually milking, that is!!!
*
Called out, Kuma soothed her startled womb.
'Thought I was busted...'
She checked herself on her smartphone again.
'Tch. What am I worried for? Disguise is perfect.'
Flawless disguise via student council stigma.
No one would notice.
'Kim Taeyang... thanks for the workout tips, but workouts are workouts—crime is crime!'
She was drawn to him, true.
As an athlete, as a woman.
But couldn't give in easily.
The crimes.
'Can't befriend a guy turning girls into livestock for orgies...!'
Ahead of main activities, Kuma tensed.
No clue how this many kids would orgy.
'Whatever—I'll film it all! Your pervy freak show's done today!'
She'd expose Kim Taeyang with her body on the line.
Kuma's sense of duty blazed.
“Roll call over. Senior Cloé. Begin.”
“Okay. Let's go, honey butts~”
“Honey! Honey...!”
“Ugh... honey...!”
“Haven't started and I'm wiped...”
“Legs from yesterday still shaking...”
“Seriously wanna die......”
“How long this hellish training...?”
Livestock students gloomy before the grind.
Hearing 'training,' Kuma was convinced.
'Sex training...?!!'
Taeyang Ranch was definitely rife with sexual exploitation!