Chapter 30
Chapter 30
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 30
Chapter Title: I'm the Supplement Toilet Who Loves Cheap Whey Protein That Causes Indigestion and Nauseating, Fishy Soy Protein...♡
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Cloé's eyes were glazed over, like she'd completely lost it when she came back.
"Hehe... Th-thanks for letting me in, Taeyang..."
She already reeked of masochism...
"Hey. Follow me."
"Y-Yes..."
Something felt off, so I turned around. Sure enough, Cloé was crawling on all fours like it was the most natural thing in the world.
"Hey! I said don't crawl! You look like a ghost from a horror movie—it's creepy!!"
"My legs... they won't hold me up..."
In the end, Cloé never stood up.
She's really getting off on this self-made maso scenario...
Maybe I should free her from her slave mindset and turn her into a real friend...
"Mini sow pig. Can't live without my PT anymore, huh?"
Cloé answered flat on her stomach against the floor.
"I went to the school gym... but all the trainers there were total hacks... No one knows muscles like you do, Taeyang..."
"Don't state the obvious. You think it was easy building this perfect body? All the studying and effort I put in?!"
"Y-You're right...! So... will you train me too...?"
"Beg for it."
"Huh...?"
"I said beg for PT! If you want training from this body, show some sincerity! It's not for just anyone!!"
Truth be told, I hadn't planned on going this far.
But my Taeyang voice just kept escalating.
Cloé's face twisted in confusion.
She desperately tried to hold her expression together and pleaded.
"P-Please... train me...?"
"No sincerity! Make it trashier!!!"
"S-Sorry for my pathetic muscles...? Please crush my gum-like pecs and flat-dumpling glutes under your weight and bulk them up...?"
"Kukuku. Not bad."
"Dump your sticky protein into this public helly anytime, anywhere...! I'm the supplement toilet who loves cheap whey protein that causes indigestion and nauseating, fishy soy protein...♡"
"Hey. Don't brain-break."
"......"
Cloé was always itching for a maso situation whenever she got the chance.
She was a bit off-kilter, twisted pseudo-maso, but I couldn't let my guard down...
"Alright! I'll train you!"
"Thank you!!"
"But. One condition."
"Condition...?"
Yesterday, Rebel Nam's crew had come sniffing for info.
A report that the Guidance Committee was up to something suspicious.
I figured extras like them would be useless, but they're handy in unexpected ways.
Playing this insanely freeform Academia is a blast.
"Spill everything about what the Guidance Committee's scheming."
"......!"
Cloé's shoulders jerked.
Her messy hair trembled.
"Ahh—don't wanna talk? Guess I'll snag some other scrawny sow pig from the Committee."
"N-No!! I'll tell you everything!!! But... can we do PT first...?"
"Hah?! You joking right now?! Don't try to take control, you slave sow!! Always put me first!!!!"
"Got it...! Sorry! I'll tell you right now...!!"
In the end, she spilled the whole Guidance Committee plan.
Fabricate evidence, expose it at the performance presentation, and submit the 'Expel Kim Taeyang' motion to the faculty meeting...
Is this what a Guidance Committee does?
"The Vice Head's plan?"
"Yeah..."
Shin Hye-won must be sweating bullets.
Makes sense.
Rumors are starting to spread.
"Mini sow pig. Do exactly as I say. Then I'll give you tons of PT."
Cloé gulped and asked back.
"Massage too...?"
"I'll knead you till you pass out. Begging to stop won't help."
"O-Okay...♡"
Now that I knew the plan, time to counter.
But with Cloé fully on my side, it's barely even a counter.
The presenter for the performance presentation in a few days? None other than Cloé Maiden.
So just tell Cloé to troll it.
*
💬 Comments — Anon But do you guys even know wtf you're posting? Vice Head passed out after getting railed by Kim Taeyang ㅇㅇ — Anon ? — Anon Wtf is this lol — Anon Just more bullshit stories nonstop; — Anon This crosses the line dude — Anon Grabbed a PPT. Suing for sexual harassment go — Anon Why PPT? Prepping a presentation? Lmao — Anon But seems legit? Multiple people claiming they saw it. — Anon Bullshit — Anon All the profs hate Kim Taeyang's guts Today's hot topic was Vice Head Shin Hye-won.
The rumor that she'd passed out after sleeping with Kim Taeyang.
They were arguing over whether it was true.
💬 Comments — Anon But maybe Galju could pull it off? Galju's big nose means that thing's huge too ㅇㅇ No woman can resist a monster cock lol — Anon Since when was that thug Galju? — Anon ㅇㅇㅇㅇ Half the board is Galju posts, time to admit it! — Anon 3rd year here ㅡㅡ Freshman punk thugs, wait till my internship ends and I come back. Ark discipline will be tight. — Anon Hah? With Kim Taeyang around, how you gonna enforce discipline?! — Anon This guy www Trying to act cool? Lmao Opinions were split as always.
Surprisingly, plenty believed the rumor since it was spreading everywhere.
"These fucking bastards skip the training I tell them to do and...!!"
Shin Hye-won, the subject herself.
She'd been anxiously lurking but couldn't hold back and hit [Post].
💬 Comments — Vice Head Speak casually to the Vice Head, you rude fucks Keep pushing and you forget your place?? Vice Head got fucked and passed out blah blah fuck off Not middle schoolers, grown ass adults can't tell shit from shineola??? IP trace every one and jail you to learn manners??? Capture this and submit to Guidance Committee... — Anon Upvote. TL;DR tho. — Anon This guy's just bait. Ignore. Downvotes: 23
'What's 'aggro' mean...?!'
Shin Hye-won was indignant at being labeled 'aggro'—whatever that was—but that was it.
Her post got buried under two comments and a downvote storm.
"These bastards...!"
Whoooosh—!!
Shin Hye-won trembled in her lab.
Uncontrolled sword ki whipped around, sending papers flying.
Ark Gal users ignoring her would piss themselves at the sight...
But she was alone anyway.
Finally calming down, Shin Hye-won let out a deep sigh.
"I'm losing my mind..."
She vowed never to visit Ark Gal again and tidied the scattered papers.
"This treatment ends now... The presentation exposé will turn opinion against him, and even the Head won't be able to protect him then...!"
Fabricate.
Expose.
Faculty meeting.
Operation Expel Kim Taeyang was underway.
All that was left was waiting for the presentation...!
*
"We'll end class a bit early today. Now, listen up about group practicals."
It had finally come.
The 'Basic Dungeon Exploration' class practical...
First outdoor excursion for freshmen and first group assignment...!!
"You'll form groups to enter cleared dungeons scattered across Ark Island. Each has low-grade monsters placed inside. Groups of three to explore."
Dungeon delving was thrilling for a Academia veteran like me.
With two 9-star Constellations, I wanted to test my power.
"Form groups and submit to me in the remaining time."
Rustle—
Kids rose from seats, seeking teammates.
I sat a moment, observing.
Most popular for group work? Top performers.
So naturally, me with two 9-stars...
"Hey, quick, grab three at random...!"
"Hide me for a sec..."
"No way. We're doing three. Submit before Kim Taeyang sees!"
"Gasp. What do...? I made eye contact with Kim Taeyang..."
"?"
Why am I priority to avoid?!
Who said I'd eat you?!
I'm always front-row, diligently taking notes...
This was unfair.
But given my track record, not surprising...
Ah, so lonely!
I dreamed of being the super-social top student, basking in thunderous applause at Ark's center...!
"You. Why the long face? Something wrong?"
"...No."
Seol Harin was already here uninvited.
Of course.
She had no friends either.
Someone might think I isolated her, but no.
Even in canon, she had none.
Too haughty and subtly rude—people avoided her.
At least I'd made her somewhat human?
"Good if nothing's up. So, who for the last spot?"
Groups had to be exactly three.
Needed one more. Rebel Nam's loyal crew would work, but...
This raid had a hidden event.
I stood and strode confidently to the crowd.
"K-Kim Taeyang...!"
"Eek...!"
"I-I already have a group!!!"
"Ugh... sudden stomachache...!"
The kids parted like the Red Sea.
Moses miracle much?!
Even if I'm scary, this hurts...!!
Not that I planned to group with extras anyway...
"Hey. Grouped up yet?"
"You mean... me?"
"Hah? Who else is in front of me?!"
The one I wanted: this game's protagonist.
Kang Ju-hyuk.
"Wh-Why, wanna team with me?"
The flustered guy stuttered.
Makes sense.
To him, it'd seem fishy—me stealing his childhood friend and crush, now inviting him.
But misconception.
I'm not thinking fishy.
I'm thinking extremely fishy!!!!
"Ahh—I've been too harsh lately. Thought I'd apologize this time, make some friends. Kukuku."
"......"
Then, a Constellation whooshed out from Kang Ju-hyuk's chest.
A small ghost wrapped in a blanket.
Ghost Knight, Planchel.
"Hey you. No funny business, scram."
"Hah? Funny business? Says the virgin ghost!!"
"Who you calling virgin ghost, you thug?!."
Planchel bristled.
But you are a virgin...?
"Lady Planchel. Let me handle this."
"Haa... Fine. Don't get dragged by trash like him."
"Understood."
Planchel vanished, fuming.
"So, in or out? Hey?!"
"...Fine. I'm in."
"Kukuku. Cool of you, thanks."
Just when I thought it was settled, Seol Harin flipped.
"Wait. Do we have to go with Ju-hyuk...?"
"Hah? Defending him in front of me?!"
"N-Not that..."
"Pick right!! Him or me better?!."
"......"
Seol Harin glanced between us awkwardly.
Her gaze at Kang Ju-hyuk was wistful.
But her body leaned to me.
She lifted my arm, draping it over her shoulder, hugging close.
"...What kinda dumb question is that? Obviously you."
⚡ NTR SITUATION ENACTED! ⚡ [Obtained 85 Coins!] 85 coins? Damn.
Kang Ju-hyuk, you stew-for-soup bastard.
Thanks...!
"Harin... I messed up last time... Forgive me?"
"Don't apologize. Forget it."
"......"
Weird vibe between them.
Something happened, probably my fault.
Better they drift apart long-term.
Still taking Kang Ju-hyuk.
"Hey sow pig. If he pulls anything annoying, I'll handle it. Team up for now."
"...Fine then."
Seol Harin relented with fake reluctance.
Reason for taking him? Obvious.
Our dungeon...
Hides a legendary famed sword.
In canon, Kang Ju-hyuk gets it, triggers Planchel's embodiment.
This time, I snatch it.
After that...?
Steal the prickly ghost knight Planchel...!
NTR forever!!
"Kukuku. Team set. Ex and current BF together... Fucking hilarious?!"
"You... just said 'current BF'...?"
"Hey! Metaphor! Not literal!! 'Current BF' just auxiliary for prime concept me, Kim Taeyang!! Didn't you learn grammar?! Don't overthink, gloss over...!!!"
Got too hyped, slipped up...
So hard to take words back...
As we finalized, sobbing came from behind.
"Sob... Sniff..."
"?"
Rebel Nam and kids crying like they'd been dumped.
"What? Why you ugly-crying?"
Rebel Nam spat resentfully.
"Taeyang... Thought you'd lead our thug crew... Why pick that model student zero-personality Kang Ju-hyuk over us...?! He's that great...? You spent way more time with us...!!! Sniff..."
⚡ NTR SITUATION ENACTED! ⚡ [Obtained 25 Coins!] No fucking way.
Why NTR...???
No way... Rebel Nam...
Thinks I got NTR'd from him by Kang Ju-hyuk?!?!
*
'Not ditching you—putting Rebel Nam in charge...!'
'Kuhhh~ God of Thugs Kim Taeyang... Knew it...!!'
A quick pep talk and Rebel Nam perked up.
Could've ignored, but his crew was surprisingly useful.
Handled dirty work quick, sniffed out Guidance plot—merits there.
Thugs, but not evil...
After classes.
Headed to Guidance Committee room.
Needed something for the legendary sword.
Click—
"......"
Committee room silent.
Should be zealous members debating hotly.
Probably fabricating evidence elsewhere.
'Suits me fine.'
Put on orange shades.
Faint mana flow from locker visible.
Clank...!
Locked.
But I have master key.
Blackmailed President Cloé for it.
"Woo-hoo~☆ Guidance rulebook getto da ze~"
Inside: stack of papers.
Committee rules compiled—game event item.
Event? The cat on top.
"Oho? Challenger after so long, nyang! Riddle time, nyang?"
Riddle-giving cat Constellation.
Sphinx... nah, Spankings.
Never dreamed I'd see this maso fuck-cat in real life.