Chapter 120
Chapter 120
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 120
Chapter Title: It's Your Fault for Running the Guild Like Shit, Making Me Desperately Want to Steal It!!! I Can't Survive Without Grabbing You by the Collar and Carrying You?!!!
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Park Hee-yeon had achieved a 60% dungeon clear rate.
Even under the leadership of Justice's legend and former guild master, Park Choong-hyun, they'd never exceeded 70%.
But Kim Taeyang had gone and hit 90%.
It was a number damn near impossible.
Yet no one was doubting the figure, all thanks to three letters: the name of the founding guild master.
"As expected of Park Choong-hyun's little sister!"
The board of directors burst into the guild master's office.
Just days ago, they'd been glaring at Park Hee-yeon with snake-like eyes, ready to devour her whole.
But now their eyes were sparkling.
"The board has decided to extend Guild Master Park Hee-yeon's term!"
"The stock price is skyrocketing!"
"You'll achieve even greater results than the founding guild master! Even Park Choong-hyun up in heaven must be moved!"
"...?"
Despite their endless praise, Park Hee-yeon just looked troubled.
'What the fuck... Stop hyping me up already...'
The higher you fly, the harder you crash.
And this plane was definitely going down.
"...I have some urgent business, so sorry, but could you all leave?"
"Of course! Right away!"
"Go on! Hurry!"
The board vanished with beaming smiles, despite her rather rude request.
'This is fucked.'
A deep sigh filled the room.
A 90% clear rate was extremely rare worldwide.
Most were faked.
Some involved trading info with Outer Gods.
A fact not widely known due to copycat crime concerns.
But national agencies knew.
At this rate, Guild Master Park Hee-yeon could end up framed.
'That crazy bastard Kim Taeyang... What the hell did he do?'
Circumstantially, trading with Outer Gods seemed more likely than faking it.
Either way, she was screwed.
Park Hee-yeon had been royally fucked over.
'Hoo. Calm down first... No point in yelling and provoking him.'
She took a deep breath.
Mind control was essential when dealing with a thug like Kim Taeyang.
Slap!
She slapped her own cheeks with both hands.
Her opponent was the ultimate thug who'd swallowed Ark whole, a charismatic hero stealing Constellations left and right, and a psycho who'd even started a cult.
At this point, even Park Hee-yeon couldn't take him lightly.
'Stay calm and talk. He's human under the monster act. He must want something.'
What did Kim Taeyang want?
It wasn't hard to guess.
Judging by his usual behavior...
He was the type who loved turning women into slaves!
'If he wants my body, I'll give it! For the guild, I can handle that much...?!'
Park Hee-yeon gritted her teeth, holding back spinning tears.
Kim Taeyang didn't particularly want her body, but anyway.
She steeled her resolve.
Resolve to offer her body!
*
The Outer God was the strongest Constellation I'd met.
Looking back, encountering it was a massive event.
But in the game, the main event during break was something else.
The "Justice Panic Incident," where the entire guild building turned into a dungeon.
That's why I'd been clearing various dungeons to prepare.
Of course, I'd prepped artifacts for this event too.
[Suspicious Perfume] - Colorless, odorless perfume. - Packed with pheromones that seduce Constellations. Artifacts that adjust Constellation favorability aren't common.
This perfume was the only one capable of wide-area seduction.
Then Pomi approached, sniffing around the perfume.
"Master? Weird smell. Makes my body itchy..."
"Hey. Plug your nose."
"Nng...?"
I pinched her nose shut with my fingers.
This perfume temporarily draws in Constellations.
It works best with some base favorability, but even then, it's a powerhouse artifact.
Core artifact acquired.
The Sun Cult had grown plenty, and Abigail's side was ready.
All that was left was waiting for the event to trigger...
'Why hasn't it started?'
By my memory, it should've triggered by now.
Had I altered the future?
Or was there some unknown trigger...?
Thinking back, in the game, it happened right after the protagonist's H-scene with the guild master.
Classic shitty eroge sudden plot twist.
Drunk Park Hee-yeon impulsively seduces the player.
Maybe the trigger was sleeping with Guild Master Park Hee-yeon...?
But how?
Her Kim Taeyang hate was probably maxed out.
Hypno app would make it easy, but I didn't want to go that far.
That's a crime.
So I figured I'd mimic the trigger.
What if it wasn't the sex itself, but her orgasm or sexual relief...?
For that reason.
I planned to gift Park Hee-yeon a "giant dildo."
The unexpected part was her contacting me first.
💬 Messenger — Guild Master Sow Pig Congrats on hitting 90%. — Guild Master Sow Pig Wanna grab a drink to celebrate? Sudden booze invite?
Alcohol messes with muscle growth.
Your liver wastes energy breaking it down instead of synthesizing protein!
— Me Prep sparkling water instead of booze. — Guild Master Sow Pig Sparkling water...? You like booze, don't you? — Me Hah? Never liked that shit! — Guild Master Sow Pig ? What hook is she dangling?
I never said I liked booze.
I hardly drink normally.
I just look like a booze hound to people...
Unfair!
This prejudiced society judging by looks...!
— Me On my way now. — Me If there's sugar in that sparkling water, I'll flip the table. Got it? Liquid fructose is poison too.
Health first!
*
BAM-!
I kicked the door open.
I'd love to open doors gently, but it doesn't work that way.
Still, I pay double for repairs when I break them, so this isn't too thug-like...?
"Yo. Been well? Heh heh heh."
I greeted Park Hee-yeon brightly, flicking my tongue between my fingers.
'Endure. Don't get dragged in by that thug. Stay calm.'
That was exactly the face she was making.
"Sit comfortably. I didn't know what you'd like, so I got a bit of everything."
The table was loaded with delivery food.
Mostly greasy, salty, spicy drinking snacks.
"Hah? What're these dirty foods?"
"Dirty...?"
"Tch. Whatever. I'll eat my own, so don't worry about it."
I knew it'd be like this.
Good thing I brought chicken breast salad.
"Wh-what's that? What're you eating?"
"Hah? First time seeing chicken breast salad?"
"No, I mean... You're turning down all this food for that?"
"Problem?"
"And no booze...?"
"Told ya I don't drink."
"......"
She muttered in utter disbelief.
"Never thought that face would reject booze..."
Hey hey!!!
Saying it loud enough for me to hear? Rude!!!!
"Sparkling water's fine, right? Want juice or something?"
"You sword noob, don't even know juice is liquid fructose? Bad for health!!!"
※ Trivia Fact - Most store-bought fruit juices contain lots of "liquid fructose," which is bad for your health. - Check the "sugars" on the nutrition label! "Hm, fine, whatever... Skip the drinks. Let's talk clears. What's the secret to 90%?"
Finally, the real talk.
Secret to clears?
Obviously 'cause I'm a gaming god...!
"Ahh- Gotta be my mighty libido, right?"
"Ridiculous..."
Park Hee-yeon sucks at anger management.
Funny thing: she controls it fine around S-rank heroes.
She only blows up at weak heroes or rookies.
Classic "strong against weak, weak against strong."
But now she saw me as strong.
She was holding back her rage.
"I called you 'cause I already know."
"Know what?"
"You traded info with Outer Gods, right?"
That's why she summoned me? This delusion?
Trading with Outer Gods is basically betraying humanity.
Sure, short-term gains, but long-term harm to all mankind.
Misjudging me—the guy whose head's full of world-saving thoughts—as a traitor!
I may look it, but my heart's pure justice...!
"Hey. Guild's the one at fault."
"What? How're we at fault?"
"It's your fault for running the guild so shittily I desperately wanted to steal it!!! It was such a pathetic, crumbling mess I couldn't endure without grabbing you by the collar and carrying hard?!!"
"...What did you just say?"
That moment.
Park Hee-yeon's face cracked like plaster, revealing the mask beneath.
"Pathetic crumbling mess...? You grabbed my collar and carried...?"
Ah. Hit her pride?
But it's true.
Post-Park Choong-hyun's death, Justice's decline was fact.
My exploits skyrocketing the stock? Also fact.
All facts. What to rebut?
"You're an irredeemable thug."
"Hey hey! Can't rebut the message so you attack the messenger?! So low?!!"
"Who're you calling low, you punk?! Do you even know what you've done?! You've been toying with the guild's very survival!!"
"What bullshit?!! I didn't trade with any Outer Gods, so shut up and chug your bomb shots alone!!!"
I mixed her a nice bomb shot.
Kim Taeyang's muscle memory bomb recipe.
Probably tastes amazing.
Not drinking it myself, though...
No point sticking around.
Toss the giant dildo and bounce.
"W-wait!"
As I stood.
Park Hee-yeon grabbed my wrist.
"?"
She bit her lip hard.
Forcing down rage? Her whole body trembled.
Tears welled in her eyes.
"I'll give you what you want..."
"Sudden what now?"
"You want something... I'll do anything I can...! Just don't put our guild in danger anymore..."
She thinks I'm deliberately tanking the guild.
No point explaining...
Then.
Pop-
Park Hee-yeon started unbuttoning her shirt.
"Hey. Why're you stripping?"
"I know what you want..."
"?"
"Guys like you are obvious... You want to make me your sex slave, right? Do what you want. I won't resist... Just promise two things. Keep this secret externally. And stay out of guild affairs..."
Tears like chicken shit drops.
Like she'd possessed some manga heroine.
I didn't even blackmail with hidden cam, why's her IQ dropping...?
"Heh heh heh. You better mean that."
"...I'm prepared. Already gave up human dignity."
Ma'am...
Why give that up...?
I extended my thick fingers and grabbed her shirt.
Thinking I'd rip it? She flinched.
Instead, I carefully rebuttoned it.
"Heh heh heh heh. Gonna work you like a dog. Non-human hours...!"
"Uh, y-yeah...?"
She did say "do what you want," right?
You're on 70-hour weeks starting today.
Become a work machine...!!!
"I'll have the sow pigs sort docs and send 'em. Finish ASAP."
"Wait, hold on. I meant, when I said do what you want with my body-"
"Don't care about your body? And this is a gift. You look lonely; might help? Heh heh heh."
Thud.
On the sofa: a wrapped dildo.
Extra-large dildo!
Super-premium, shaped exactly like mine using the "Humiliation Driver" artifact.
If her orgasm triggers the event, just using this should dungeon-ize it.
"Wh-what vulgar shit is this gift?! Think I'll use something like this?!!"
"Hey. Use it or not, your call. I'm out."
"......"
Clank-
I left the stunned woman behind and exited the guild master's office.
Planned to vacation with the heroines after the event.
But this delay screws the timing...?
Guess vacation to next break.
Gonna get an earful from everyone...
About 20 steps later.
RUMBLE-RUMBLE-RUMBLE-
"Hah...?"
The building shook.
Classic dungeonization.
Guess my gift worked...
Park Hee-yeon...! The second I left, you tore open the wrap and shoved it in?!!
Said you absolutely wouldn't!!!